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The online landscape would be a sad place indeed without witty and insightful commenters to brighten your day. We’re genuinely grateful that you exist because you make the internet much more fun with your sense of humor, roasts, and comebacks.

To show our appreciation, Bored Panda has collected some of the funniest and award-worthy online comments from all over the internet, and they’re even better than the original posts. Scroll down for a master-level course in commenting.

#1

A Reddit thread asking about favorite paradoxes, with a top comment explaining the Astley Paradox, proving you need to read the comments.

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David Jeffery
Community Member
1 month ago

Now this deserves Platinum!!

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    #2

    A Reddit thread asking Men of reddit, what would you do if you found out your homie is gay? with a humorous comment.

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    S Mi
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    That's the correct answer

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    #3

    A Reddit thread about living inside the body of someone you hate, with a relatable and humorous comment, proving you need to read the comments.

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    Balseraph
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited)

    Probably release the Epstein files and resign the presidency after giving all the dirt on my cabinet to the FBI with instructions to prosecute.

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    #4

    Screenshot of Reddit comments discussing movie plot changes by adding the letter 'R', with a funny movie title example.

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    Kathy Brooke
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    Homer Alone

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    #5

    A Reddit thread asking users what they would do if they turned into their username, showcasing the value of reading the comments.

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    Chilli
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    OH GOD IT BURNS-

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    #6

    A Reddit thread asking what you would do for money if you get $100 for every rejection, with a comment saying to ask people for $100. Read the comments.

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    Farah (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    "Do you think im pretty?" instant cash

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    #7

    A Reddit thread asking about the worst lie told as a kid, with a comment about being told they were adopted. Read the comments.

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    Kristiina Männiste
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    I think it was sweet and technically correct

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    #8

    A Reddit thread featuring three humorous comments, with one uncle on the FBI's most wanted list, highlighting why you need to read the comments.

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    Somebody's always gotta try to one-up you...

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    #9

    A Reddit thread asking what you would telepathically say, showing you always need to read the comments for funny replies.

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    "it's behind you!"

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    #10

    A Reddit thread about a lost passport in Kyoto, showing that you always need to read the comments for helpful solutions.

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    Chilli
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    Sweet

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    #11

    A Reddit thread about covertly measuring ring size, with a dark humorous comment about cutting off a finger, emphasizing you need to read the comments.

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    Isabelle.277
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    That escalated quickly!

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    #12

    A Reddit thread asking When is the last time you used a phone box? with a heartwarming story in the comments.

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    Daisydaisy
    Community Member
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    1 month ago

    OMG I love this story and I so hope it's true!

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    #13

    A funny Reddit thread where users discuss spiders, emphasizing the importance of reading the comments for humorous interactions.

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    Lady Gypsy Rain
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 month ago

    Note to self and the world. Let me bleed out.

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    #14

    A Reddit thread from r/whatisit where users identified a T-shirt, proving you always need to read the comments for solutions.

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    GalPalAl
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    kismet.

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    #15

    A Reddit thread with a 'Food Hack' about making taco shells from tortillas and an 'ice' joke, with a humorous comment below. Read the comments.

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    Lady Gypsy Rain
    Community Member
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    1 month ago

    No tortillas? Use taco shells

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    #16

    A funny AskReddit thread comment about jobs requiring entering someone's house, proving you need to read the comments.

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    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    Well that escalated fast 😳

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    #17

    A Reddit thread asking what people hear, with a top comment saying, the hostage was screaming again, proving you need to read the comments.

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    Another Panda
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    my tinnitus

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    #18

    A Reddit thread about Canadian researchers diagnosing cancer in a dinosaur, with a lighthearted comment wishing the dinosaur well. Read the comments.

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    May be just a *little* too late for chemo.

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    #19

    A humorous Reddit thread from r/AskReddit asking what people would un-invent, highlighting the need to read the comments.

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    Deborah B
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    Billionaires. Trickle down economics.

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    #20

    A Reddit post about people who shoved school papers in their backpack, a funny thread proving to read the comments.

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    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    We didn’t have folders in my school days lol 🤷‍♀️

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    #21

    Screenshot of Reddit comments about a small lie that snowballed, showing a user's story of starting to run after a lie.

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    No one
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    Q: Where does the fat fo when you burn it?

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    #22

    An arrow stuck in a roof with a Reddit comment overlay, illustrating the unexpected things found when reading the comments.

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    JB
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    "Everytime they make a Robin Hood movie they burn our village down! Leave us alone Mel Brooks!"

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    #23

    A Reddit post asking what gives you butterflies, a humorous thread proving you need to read the comments.

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    Hyacinth (Any pronouns)
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited)

    I've always loved moths and butterflies, but we didn't get monarchs in NS. I moved to Toronto for university, and it's on the monarch migration path, so for about a month now I've seen at least one every day. They're gorgeous.

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    #24

    A Reddit thread showing snow blowing from a mountain, with humorous comments about 'mountain spores' and seeing a 'diploma'. Read the comments.

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    Chilli
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    Can confirm, I drove past a university once.

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    #25

    A funny Reddit thread featuring a story about a pencil sharpener and witty comments, proving the need to read the comments.

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited)

    When I was 3 my mother told me not to touch the razor blade because it was sharp. So I ran my finger along the blade to test the theory. Guess what, she was right. Edit: thank you Kristiina and Norm, I don't feel like such an outlier now.

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    #26

    A Reddit thread asking about skills you're a pro at, demonstrating that you always need to read the comments for amusing answers.

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    JB
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    It's like they have ESPN or something!

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    #27

    Screenshot of Reddit comments discussing what users wish would fall from the sky instead of rain, with funny responses.

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    JoRo
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    Brain cells that can be absorbed through the skull of the intentionally stupid among us!

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    #28

    Screenshot of Reddit comments on the most wholesome conspiracy theory, with a humorous theory about rocks.

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    David Paterson
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    The US is actually run by very intelligent people who know exactly what they are doing.

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    #29

    A Reddit thread from r/MadeMeSmile with comments proving you always need to read the comments for wholesome stories.

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    Justanotherpanda
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    I hope you got hired.

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    #30

    A Reddit thread with a question 'People that have friends: How?' and a witty answer proving you need to read the comments.

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    Balseraph
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    A bunch of introverts joined a nerdy club in university and some of them are still friends 25 years later.

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    #31

    A Reddit thread asking how to get rid of a lisp, with a comment clarifying the subreddit is for Lisp programming language. Read the comments!

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    Putting an "s" in the word "lisp" was just plain cruel.

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    #32

    Screenshot of Reddit comments with a question about thought-provoking questions and a humorous answer about snails.

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    David Paterson
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    Snails see and smell food up to 30 metres away. They make soft rasping noises when eating. And they hide underground when giving birth. Follow me for more interesting snail psychology insights.

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    #33

    A Reddit thread asking Need help authenticating an early 1974 Star Wars screenplay draft with a detailed comment.

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    Font nerds for the win!

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    #34

    A Reddit post showing a banana carved into a dog, with a standard banana for scale, and a relevant comment. Read the comments!

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    BewilderedBanana
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    where have you been all my life?

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    #35

    A long Reddit thread where almost all comments are [removed], showing the importance of reading the comments for context.

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    TsavoE
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    Nothing to see here

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    #36

    A Showerthoughts Reddit post about human extinction and a funny comment, a great thread proving to read the comments.

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    David Paterson
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    I can think of things that are less likely.

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    #37

    A Reddit thread asks for examples of giving a man a fish versus teaching him to fish, with a humorous comment.

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    Bob
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    Light a man a fire and he'll keep warm for a night. Light a man on fire and you'll keep him warm for the rest of his life.

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    #38

    A Reddit post asking introverts how they met their girlfriend, a funny thread proving to read the comments.

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    David Paterson
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    Our parents introduced us.

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    #39

    A Reddit thread asking women what they find confusing about men, with a comment about gifts, proving you need to read the comments.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 month ago

    I have those same socks!

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    #40

    A Reddit thread showcasing humorous Valentines cards and comments, highlighting why you should always read the comments.

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    Chilli
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    If he doesn't like the cards, just don't make him give out the cards

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    #41

    A Reddit thread asking about being paid what you are worth, with a funny comment from an unemployed user, proving you need to read the comments.

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    Balseraph
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    They are wrong. Their worth is not dictated by their employment.

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    #42

    A Reddit post about a female Uzi fan with a cringe comment, a hilarious thread proving to read the comments.

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    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    I don't kink shame, but I legitimately don't understand this one.

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    #43

    A Reddit thread asking Does Home/Mini have built in thermometers? with a clarifying explanation in the comments.

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    Janissary35680
    Community Member
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    1 month ago

    For the record (in case anyone's wondering) the Turkish name is pronounced something like "C-Day", with the second syllable sounding more like "Meh" than "May". In Turkey there's also a town called "Batman", a town called "Lice", and a town called "Van".

    #44

    A Reddit post about an all-deer Animal Crossing community, with a humorous and unexpected comment. Always read the comments!

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    Sea Bunny
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    Oh Deer...

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    #45

    A Reddit post showing a leopard gecko, asking about its gender, with a funny comment. Always read the comments!

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    David Paterson
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    Female.

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    #46

    A Reddit thread discussing how a bug would camouflage itself, showing comments about needing to read the comments.

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    Luke || Kira (he/she)
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    Coming soon: a bug that looks like Epstein files

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    #47

    A Reddit thread asking My fan won't stop talking to me. with a technical explanation in the comments.

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    Kristiina Männiste
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    I would hear a radio station when I picked up my work phone. And worse it was a station playing russian ... I cant even explain the style to westeners but its kinda like country/pop but with intensive eurobeat rythm... Due to my coplaints a technician appeared and removed a USSR age mandatory antenna from the hospital roof (in USSR there was a time where houses had to have inbuilt mandatory radio to hear the state propaganda).

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