ADVERTISEMENT

The online landscape would be a sad place indeed without witty and insightful commenters to brighten your day. We’re genuinely grateful that you exist because you make the internet much more fun with your sense of humor, roasts, and comebacks.

To show our appreciation, Bored Panda has collected some of the funniest and award-worthy online comments from all over the internet, and they’re even better than the original posts. Scroll down for a master-level course in commenting.

RELATED:

    Going viral online with a good post or comment can be a lot of fun. It boosts your ego and makes you feel like a huge part of the world is listening to and (hopefully) agreeing with you.

    Since humans are social creatures, this kind of attention and approval makes us feel like valuable members of the (digital) tribe. We feel respected, adored, and influential. And when you rack up millions of views, hundreds of thousands of likes, and thousands of reshares, it makes you feel like you’re powerful and can change the world.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #5

    A Reddit thread about living inside the body of someone you hate, with a relatable and humorous comment, proving you need to read the comments.

    Report

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have Ongo-Goblogian's record beat by 14 years!

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT

    On the one hand, we improve our odds of going viral with good content, genuine wit, effort, and hard and smart work. On the other hand, some aspects of virality—luck, timing, and other current events—are entirely out of our hands.

    You might have the perfect post or comment, and it gets barely any views because something else was dominating the discussion online. Or you might end up with millions of views on a throwaway witty insight that you barely put any effort into.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #7

    A Reddit thread about Canadian researchers diagnosing cancer in a dinosaur, with a lighthearted comment wishing the dinosaur well. Read the comments.

    Report

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May be just a *little* too late for chemo.

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT

    You can’t control luck, but you can improve your odds of going viral by consistently posting quality content and insights.

    It also helps if you genuinely like what you do and the type of topics and content you interact with. You’ll find it tough to stay motivated with all the endless writing, posting, and resharing if you’re only ever in for the likes and online attention. Sure, being liked is nice. But being liked for something you’re proud of is better.

    ADVERTISEMENT

    However, some researchers look past the influence of luck on virality and hone in on the science part.

    According to word-of-mouth, influence, and consumer behavior expert Jonah Berger, PhD, a professor at the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania, people often think it’s random luck or chance that they become popular. But according to him, “there’s actually really a science behind it.”

    ADVERTISEMENT
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #14

    A Reddit thread asking about skills you're a pro at, demonstrating that you always need to read the comments for amusing answers.

    rahmanvwylin Report

    JB
    Community Member
    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like they have ESPN or something!

    View more comments

    “We’ve analyzed thousands of pieces of online content, tens of thousands of brands and millions of purchases both around the United States and around the world. And again and again, we see the same science coming up, the same six factors driving things to catch on and be shared. And so at the core, it’s really about the psychology of social transmission. Why do we talk about certain things rather than others? Why do we share what we’re doing this weekend or not talk about something that happened last weekend? And what about that science can help us understand why things become popular?” Berger told the American Psychological Association.

    ADVERTISEMENT

    Never miss a story that brings joy to the world. Add us on Google

    #16

    A humorous Reddit thread from r/AskReddit asking what people would un-invent, highlighting the need to read the comments.

    jerimielee Report

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was recently listening to 35 minutes of telephone hold music, punctuated by loud spoken advertisements every 45 seconds.

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #18

    A funny Reddit thread featuring a story about a pencil sharpener and witty comments, proving the need to read the comments.

    sassysalmnder Report

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was 3 my mother told me not to touch the razor blade because it was sharp. So I ran my finger along the blade to test the theory. Guess what, she was right.

    View more comments

    Berger explained that there are several psychological reasons that people share things. This is the STEPPS framework, and it includes 6 dimensions:

    1. S for social currency
    2. T for triggers
    3. E for emotion
    4. P for public
    5. P for practical value
    6. S for stories

    According to the expert, viral content rarely does all 6 of these things. Rather, they have at least 1 of these ‘ingredients.’

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #19

    An arrow stuck in a roof with a Reddit comment overlay, illustrating the unexpected things found when reading the comments.

    On_Mercury Report

    JB
    Community Member
    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Everytime they make a Robin Hood movie they burn our village down! Leave us alone Mel Brooks!"

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #21

    A Reddit thread with a 'Food Hack' about making taco shells from tortillas and an 'ice' joke, with a humorous comment below. Read the comments.

    Report

    “Each of those is a psychological driver of why people talk and why they share. It’s not about certain products versus ideas versus services. It’s not about business-to-consumer versus business-to-business. It’s not about expensive things versus cheap things. It’s really about the science of why things get passed on. Why do we talk about some things that happened to us last weekend and not others? Why do we talk about certain trips or vacations we took years ago, but not other ones? And how does all this help us understand why things catch on?” Berger told the APA.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #22

    A Reddit thread showing snow blowing from a mountain, with humorous comments about 'mountain spores' and seeing a 'diploma'. Read the comments.

    Report

    Chilli
    Community Member
    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can confirm, I drove past a university once.

    View more comments
    #23

    A Reddit post about people who shoved school papers in their backpack, a funny thread proving to read the comments.

    Report

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    22 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We didn’t have folders in my school days lol 🤷‍♀️

    #24

    Screenshot of Reddit comments on the most wholesome conspiracy theory, with a humorous theory about rocks.

    Report

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The US is actually run by very intelligent people who know exactly what they are doing.

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT

    Meanwhile, based on findings from marketing tech company Unruly, which analyzed around 430 billion video views and 100k consumer data points, two powerful drivers lead to viral success.

    Harvard Business Review reports that these are psychological response (how the content makes you feel) and social motivation (why you want to share it).

    ADVERTISEMENT

    The stronger and more intense the feelings that content evokes in us, the more likely we are to share it online.

    #25

    Screenshot of Reddit comments with a question about thought-provoking questions and a humorous answer about snails.

    Report

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snails see and smell food up to 30 metres away. They make soft rasping noises when eating. And they hide underground when giving birth. Follow me for more interesting snail psychology insights.

    View more comments
    #26

    A Reddit post showing a banana carved into a dog, with a standard banana for scale, and a relevant comment. Read the comments!

    Report

    We’d love to hear your perspective! Share your thoughts and opinions about these internet comments, well, in the comments here. And make them witty if you like!

    How often would you say you read the comments underneath social media posts and online articles? Meanwhile, how often do you actually write comments? Where do you look for inspiration for humor? Tell us all about it.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #30

    A Showerthoughts Reddit post about human extinction and a funny comment, a great thread proving to read the comments.

    Report

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can think of things that are less likely.

    #31

    A Reddit thread showcasing humorous Valentines cards and comments, highlighting why you should always read the comments.

    burningisntfun Report

    Chilli
    Community Member
    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he doesn't like the cards, just don't make him give out the cards

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #33

    A Reddit thread asking Need help authenticating an early 1974 Star Wars screenplay draft with a detailed comment.

    Report

    #34

    A Reddit thread asking When is the last time you used a phone box? with a heartwarming story in the comments.

    Report

    Daisydaisy
    Community Member
    Premium
    38 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I love this story and I so hope it's true!

    View more comments
    #35

    A Reddit thread with a question 'People that have friends: How?' and a witty answer proving you need to read the comments.

    Report

    Balseraph
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bunch of introverts joined a nerdy club in university and some of them are still friends 25 years later.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #37

    A Reddit thread asks for examples of giving a man a fish versus teaching him to fish, with a humorous comment.

    Report

    #38

    Screenshot of Reddit comments about a small lie that snowballed, showing a user's story of starting to run after a lie.

    Report

    #39

    A Reddit thread asking women what they find confusing about men, with a comment about gifts, proving you need to read the comments.

    Report

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #40

    A Reddit thread discussing how a bug would camouflage itself, showing comments about needing to read the comments.

    Horizon2910 Report

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bird droppings is the usual one. It has a lower hit count on Google than climate change.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #41

    A Reddit thread asking Does Home/Mini have built in thermometers? with a clarifying explanation in the comments.

    Report

    #42

    A Reddit thread asking My fan won't stop talking to me. with a technical explanation in the comments.

    Report

    Kristiina Männiste
    Community Member
    30 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would hear a radio station when I picked up my work phone. And worse it was a station playing russian ... I cant even explain the style to westeners but its kinda like country/pop but with intensive eurobeat rythm... Due to my coplaints a technician appeared and removed a USSR age mandatory antenna from the hospital roof (in USSR there was a time where houses had to have inbuilt mandatory radio to hear the state propaganda).

    #43

    A Reddit post about a female Uzi fan with a cringe comment, a hilarious thread proving to read the comments.

    Report

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #44

    A Reddit thread asking about being paid what you are worth, with a funny comment from an unemployed user, proving you need to read the comments.

    Report

    Balseraph
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are wrong. Their worth is not dictated by their employment.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #45

    A Reddit post about an all-deer Animal Crossing community, with a humorous and unexpected comment. Always read the comments!

    Report

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Admittedly I did use Amiibos to make my town mostly Wolf villagers as well XD

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    Done reading Funny Jokes? Try our interactive Joke Generator or take the Humor Quiz on our main page! Unlock Endless Jokes