50 Times People Saw Hilarious Puns And Just Had To Share Them On This Dedicated Online Group

That's a sound proposal

Another promise he didn't follow thru with...

Mailaga

I don't think I can appreciate this enough

I love him

Upvote for the title!

Bo’oh’o’wa’er is healthier

Keep-her

He’s not loose. He’s quite snug!

"amen" to that!

I had a neighbour called Hope. She never went away without her bf, so I never got to ask him if he was "Hopeless". ;-)

Love the smile

Professionals in bed...s.

Best reply to a cheap guy

Sorry to break this to you guys, but they do not remove the old femoral head in one bit. They mill it out of the socket. Plus this thing still has, like, half the femoral shaft attached to it. So even if it was actual human bone (which it probably isn't), it definitely isn't his

Minnie Driver likes this.

Totally makes cents

I just snorted coffee through my nose. It was not pretty

Aww, you can do it! And make sure your dash and body cam is on!

This REALLY needs to be higher

Bird pooping on the landscape building...

Beetle, my heart.

Getting someone to make you an actual drawing just so you can make a silly pun, that's really next level.

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I am just amazed that he is wearing top hat but naked

This looks like a lengthy lecture

That's terrible. Have an upvote.

it's almost Prozaic.

My mind is crying

It's a solid case.

"Abraham believed and it was credited to him as righteousness."

I, for one, would like Roman numerials to return

No, just take him to the park, he looks a little board.

You don't meet good bois like this one every day (*warning : English/French pun*).

And if he passes away, ashes to ashes, sawdust to sawdust.

He's lost his bark

Wood knot.

I wooden know. Maybe, if it is arthritis--he looks stiff as a board.

Bark! Bark!

Just get him a chew toy... he looks board!

Woof in the Wood

Pardon me while i go fetch a comment.

I don’t know what type of wood this is, but I assume that it is dogwood.

Try a gift card with enough balance to cover 100%

awwww!

This. This is pure genius

You know where this is going, right? 3pmcot1-63...3588e1.jpg

Potatoes go well with a beef.

You deliver that joke well enough, it could leave your wife in stitches

My principal made this joke to me yesterday!!

I love this one. The pun on the word roast is okay, but the roast itself is absolutely hilarious. I have never heard a funnier insult than having average ears.

Looks like he lost a fight with Mr Freeze....

They not wrong

I assume they try to be greener

Well, he is obviously not the c*ck for the job.

I don't see bread, another one bites the dust

bruh

Pre covid, we actually called it vid-con

What do you call a cow on a hill? Lean Beef

Comedy 1000

someone pls tell me bc im dumb

yes.