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The humble church sign has become a bit of a staple of American roadside culture. While they’re often used to share service times or words of encouragement, plenty of churches have turned them into something much more entertaining. Some go for clever puns, others get surprisingly witty, and a few aren’t afraid to slip in a cheeky social or political message.

We’ve rounded up a collection of some of the most memorable ones shared by the Instagram page “Churchy Church Signs.” Scroll down to be blessed with a few good laughs, and don’t forget to upvote the signs that made you smile the most.

#1

Congregational church sign humorously says love everyone and God will sort them out later

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Ghostchaplain16
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YES!

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    Viola Church of Christ sign wishing Noah had swatted mosquitoes

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    Ghostchaplain16
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    2 weeks ago

    Can we get an "Amen!"?

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    #3

    Church sign humorously celebrating Pride Month with Jesus having two dads

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    ShyWahine
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    2 weeks ago

    Love it! Best marquee sign ever!!!!

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    #4

    Brockport First Baptist Church sign humor about Jesus' miracle of 12 close friends

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    ShyWahine
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    2 weeks ago

    One did betray him though....

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    #5

    Inspirational church sign advising to be humbly grateful not grumbly hateful

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    Jeff White
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    2 weeks ago

    Haven't seen this one before. And it may make the most sense of all.

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    #6

    Funny church sign about stolen AC units warning of hot destination

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    Bored Birgit
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    2 weeks ago

    Snort-laugh!

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    #7

    GraceTree church sign joke about Mary and Jesus with a little lamb pun

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    AtMostAFabulist
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    2 weeks ago

    YES!!!

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    #8

    Church sign advising respect for parents who passed school without Google

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    Whiskers
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    2 weeks ago

    So did I!😸

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    #9

    First Baptist Church sign listing reasons Jesus is never gonna give up or desert you

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    Jeff White
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    2 weeks ago

    This is a right fine Rick roll

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    #10

    St James Anglican Church sign asking to be the person their dog thinks they are

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    ShyWahine
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    2 weeks ago

    Pets have an unconditional love for their owners....

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    #11

    Hilarious church sign about paranoia books being right behind you at GraceTree Baptist church

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    Janissary35680
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    2 weeks ago

    'Oh no, they're not."

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    #12

    Humorous church sign about praying when a cop makes a U-turn at Faith Family Worship Center

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    Adam Zad
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    2 weeks ago

    Have you noticed the colors red, white, and blue represent freedom... until they're flashing in your rearview mirror?

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    #13

    Witty church sign quoting Scooby Doo on ending a prayer at Gainesville United Methodist Church

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    AtMostAFabulist
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    2 weeks ago

    That took me a second. Had to say it like Scooby Doo 😁

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    #14

    Gustavus Adolphus Lutheran church sign with message about a pretty face and ugly heart

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    Shelley Dawson
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    2 weeks ago

    How true, very true.

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    #15

    Church of Christ sign warning against texting while driving with humorous twist

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    GatorGran
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    2 weeks ago

    Indeed

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    #16

    Funny church sign inviting people while sign man is on sick leave

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    No one
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    2 weeks ago

    Concise and to the point!

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    #17

    Funny church sign saying Thou shalt not try me Mom 24:7

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    Jeff White
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    2 weeks ago

    The Gospel of MOM. Heed it well.

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    #18

    Humorous Baptist church sign about favorite things including eating friends and not using commas

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    AtMostAFabulist
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    2 weeks ago

    Punctuation saves lives!

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    #19

    Grace United Methodist Church sign funny quote about love and naps

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    Charlotte
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    2 weeks ago

    Yes!!!

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    #20

    United Methodist church sign shows funny Jesus quote YOLO JK BRB Easter service

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    GatorGran
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    2 weeks ago

    Awesome!

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    #21

    Calvary Baptist church sign humorously asking to uninstall and reinstall 2020 due to a virus

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    Peter Bear
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    2 weeks ago

    Sadly, if you want to actually get rid of the bug, you need to reinstall 2016.

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    #22

    Inspirational church sign urging to do more that distracts from phone

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    GatorGran
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    2 weeks ago

    I need to take this to heart...as I sit here on my phone.

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    #23

    Church sign announcing prophecy class canceled due to unforeseen circumstances

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    Bored Birgit
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    2 weeks ago

    I knew it!

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    #24

    Funny church sign pun about spice rack labels and thyme is cumin

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    Humorous church sign about employee shortage welcoming long-haired freaky people

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    Khavrinen
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    2 weeks ago

    "Sign, sign, everywhere a sign. Blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind. Do this, don't do that. Can't you read the sign?"

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    #26

    Inspirational church sign comparing a bad attitude to a flat tire

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    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    It seems to work great for certain bosses.

    #27

    Funny church sign about moms and old gift bags at Calvary baptist church

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    GatorGran
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago (edited)

    Or plastic grocery bags filled with more plastic grocery bags.

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    #28

    Funny church sign joke about Satan saying to put the alphabet in math at New Life church

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    LizzieBoredom
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    2 weeks ago

    Y Satan? Y?

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    #29

    Funny church sign about gathering to get through this thing called life

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    Charlotte
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    2 weeks ago

    ...in this life, things are much harder than the afterword. In this life, you're on your own...

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    #30

    Holy Trinity Anglican Church sign funny message about falling and the floor

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    Bored Birgit
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    2 weeks ago

    Thank you, floor.

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    #31

    Funny church sign comparing bacon's fat and saltiness to a person

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    Wanda Peachtree
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    2 weeks ago

    Took me a min. Cute.

    #32

    Hilarious church sign joke about dogs and catscan MRI scanners

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    Amy-Jane Foster
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    1 day ago

    Now this is a good pun 😄 🤭👏

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    #33

    Calloway United Methodist Church sign with humorous message about a sign from God

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    Whiskers
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    I didn’t ask, but thanks anyway, I guess…

    #34

    Funny church sign at Faith Family Worship Center about pollen clogging the head

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    The Sound of Sinus.

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    #35

    Witty church sign challenging readers on reading the first line wrong at New Life church

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    AtMostAFabulist
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    2 weeks ago (edited)

    I noticed that on the second read.

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    #36

    Funny church sign saying tomb for sale slightly used at Victory Bible Church

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    GatorGran
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    2 weeks ago

    Is it on Facebook Marketplace? 😁

    #37

    Christian church sign jokes adultery is sin with pun on Kate and Edith names

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    Ugh, do I have to?
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    2 weeks ago (edited)

    Ah, it’s a different kind of cake they’re talking about.

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    #38

    Hilarious church sign about pollen and flowers outside First Baptist Church

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    GatorGran
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    2 weeks ago

    In Florida we don't have snow days. We have pollen days. 🤧

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    #39

    Church sign humorous biblical joke about Noah's wood boat and termites

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    Multa Nocte (she/her 8647)
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    And his wife was named Joan.

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    #40

    Hilarious church sign saying it's okay to fall apart like tacos and still be loved

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    No one
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    2 weeks ago

    Needed invention: sideways taco

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    Hilarious church sign about the simplicity of the first Christmas and this year's struggles

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    Paul Yerian
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    1 week ago

    bro still got 3 gifts.

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    #42

    Faith Family Worship Center sign humor on chocolate and God's liking

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    GatorGran
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    2 weeks ago

    Well, I have that one down pat.

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    #43

    Church sign humorously celebrating Mother's Day with full name mom repetition

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    Witty church sign saying if one door closes another opens your house is haunted

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    Tabitha
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    2 weeks ago

    That’s something to call the Catholics for. They have a whole department for this.

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    #45

    Humorous church sign comparing Eve to Apple terms and conditions

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    Cerulean
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    2 weeks ago

    Neither did Adam

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    #46

    Witty church sign reminding Jesus did not d*e for being a side chick

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    Wanda Peachtree
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    2 weeks ago

    What about..for you to cheat on your wife.

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    #47

    Knox Presbyterian Church sign joking on cremation and hot body

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    GatorGran
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    2 weeks ago (edited)

    Before I d*e I'm going to eat a bunch of uncooked popcorn kernels. That should make the cremation more exciting. 🍿

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    #48

    Faith Family Worship Center church sign humor about forgiving NFL refs

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    Ghostchaplain16
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    2 weeks ago

    Well, now wait a minute... 🤣

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    #49

    Funny church sign about forgiveness in Vegas at First Baptist Church of Harpersville

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    Multa Nocte (she/her 8647)
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    So are they telling you that it is OK to sin in Vegas and just come back here to church and all will be forgiven? I’m not sure that’s the message they really want to send. Wait - this is in the deep Christian-fried South, so that’s probably EXACTLY what they are saying.

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    #50

    Funny church sign asking if running late counts as exercise at St. Pauls Methodist Church

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    Angela B
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    2 weeks ago

    Also, does running out of patience?

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    #51

    Church sign encouraging attendance by comparing Bengals' Super Bowl to church

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    nottheactualphoto
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    2 weeks ago

    I prefer the Bangles.

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    #52

    Witty church sign about life being awesome as you pretend on Facebook

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    Church sign humor about swearing and using your own name from God

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    Khavrinen
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    2 weeks ago

    Pretty sure God knows the difference between "your" and "you're".

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    #54

    Church of Christ sign joking about staying in bed not being church attendance

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    Wanda Peachtree
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    2 weeks ago

    Whoa! This is a family place.

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    #55

    Funny church sign joke about what kind of music elves listen to wrap

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    ShyWahine
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    1 week ago

    The sign is a work-shop in progress, but still sleighs....

    #56

    Church sign uses wordplay on salt and light saying not salty and lit for humor

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    Humorous church sign about meeting your father beyond Jerry Springer

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    Ria C.
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    2 weeks ago (edited)

    It was Maury not Jerry... You are not the father.

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    Church sign New Year's resolution joke wishing short troubles duration

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    David Paterson
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    2 weeks ago

    "Flippin is a common slang word used as a mild intensifier to express annoyance".

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    #59

    Funny church sign with Jesus message promising he'll be there for you

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    GatorGran
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    2 weeks ago (edited)

    🎶"I'll be there for you. " 🎶

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    First Baptist Gordonsville church sign promoting a Black Friday with eternal savings

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    Playful church sign teasing readers as rebels at Calvary Baptist Church

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    Alf Eliassen
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    1 week ago

    Let's play the Chicken game: Do NOT look at this word >> CHICKEN << You lost.

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    #62

    Church sign compares sin to a credit card, enjoy now pay later humorous church sign

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    GatorGran
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    2 weeks ago

    The interest is a B.I.T.C.H.

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    #63

    New Hope Independent Baptist Church sign about spiritual fitness

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    Funny church sign about Tom Brady and making a pact at First Christian Church Disciples of Christ

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    nottheactualphoto
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    2 weeks ago

    Sportsball.

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    #65

    Hilarious church sign joking about what to get husband for Christmas after marriage

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    Nicky Colohan
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    2 weeks ago

    It's strange that a church sigh would take the Christ out of Christmas.

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    #66

    Crossway Community Church sign telling people to stop picking belly button during Lent

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    GatorGran
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    2 weeks ago

    When I was little my Dad used to tell me he was saving his belly button lint to knit a sweater. 🤢

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    Playful church sign comparing God's love to loving Baby Yoda at Concord United Methodist Church

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    BookPanda
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    2 weeks ago

    HIS NAME IS GROGU!

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    #68

    Dad jokes church sign message at First Baptist Church with a humorous phone call twist

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    GatorGran
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    2 weeks ago (edited)

    Person 1 - "Surely you jest". Person 2 - "I'm serious. And don't call me Shirley".

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    Humorous church sign at Hamilton Chapel calling 911 because their pastor is on fire

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    No one
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    2 weeks ago

    Burn, baby, burn!

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    Humorous church sign stating you can't enter heaven unless Jesus enters you

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    Charlotte
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    2 weeks ago

    😶

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    Bluewater Baptist Church sign stating Jesus loves you

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    Multa Nocte (she/her 8647)
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    🎶 Kiki, do you love me? Are you riding? Say you'll never ever leave from beside me 🎶

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    Funny church sign about staying home if sick and praising God if thicc

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    ShyWahine
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    2 weeks ago

    Hallelujah! Praise the Lord!

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    #73

    Church sign questioning how often Easter is celebrated beyond once a year

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    AtMostAFabulist
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    2 weeks ago

    Uhhhmmm

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    #74

    Concord United Methodist Church sign humor about Jesus and Endgame spoiler

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    nottheactualphoto
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    2 weeks ago

    ??

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    #75

    Brief church sign reading I liked the egg at Concord United Methodist Church

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    GatorGran
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    2 weeks ago

    Huh?

    #76

    Church sign with pun saying God loves fat people and faithful

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    Thane
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    2 weeks ago

    Oh, but not overweight people. Got it.

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    #77

    Church sign humor about treating others like at Chick Fil A

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    Multa Nocte (she/her 8647)
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    With prejudice if they think I am gay?

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