50 Hilariously Spot-On Tweets About Life With Cats And Dogs

They're the same picture

Yup! That's a cat alright, I had 5 of 'm in the 90's and each with a different character, one was called: Rascal. Very appropriate name for this male calico cat.

More the cone of silence

This could have been an e-mail

Cat. How the hell did this happen?

That's a copycat

bless him

Yes. Yes it is.

oh my god.

Do you manage to resist for the whole meal?

upgrades people upgrades (robots)

imma try this

Such an adorable dog! I love the scruffy ones the most!

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Harry Styles is cute, but I still prefer to see the dog.

Catman...doo doo doo do doo doo

Researching for that degree.....

"Soooooo.....saw you petting another dog today.....wanna tell me what that's all about??"

Left doggo "where in life did i take a wrong turn to end up here ?" Right doggo "i have got no clue what's going on, but i love it!"

Step one: Get the humans to do my bidding.

When your dog gets more invitions than you...

Bet they’re siblings. I’m guessing the 5th cat is the OP’s? But math is hard so maybe that’s it.

That's both funny and terrifying!

Dog head on a cat body.

And she knows that

I am dark and mysterious, don't underestimate me!! 👀

One is not like the other...

love it! need one for my mad kitten

🎶Day light come and we want to go home

This should be on top! Hahahahahha!

That's all the love you need. 🥰

I call them "kisses". You slowly blink then look away, look back at the cat and slow blink again. Our first cat taught me a lot and even more when she had a litter of 6 and we gave 2 away and kept 4 of 'm. Mimic a cat and you'll be good to go.

so? they need to experience art and culture too!!

If you're stuck in the cone for too long you BECOME the cone.

Looks like Beetlejuice

Dogs feel responsible for everything all the time!

I smell insurance fraud

My brain has problems processing this

they were in the first meow division thank you very much

Was he let off?

After all the pictures I've seen of cats stealing dogs' beds, this seems like justice.

The look of regret

It's a sad state of affairs when your dog is cooler than you.

The crocs are the only issue here

Wait for the verbal diarrhea

We all should.

Bahaha he looks hilariously cute

Mine walks away then looks back with a look of: "Keep up human"

It will keep you safe.

Is it because you bought a box full?

Awww🥰

I get You broo, hang on!

she has lovely patterns! what breed is she?

aahahahahah! THIS is a work of art!

*starts spinning it faster and faster until the cats blur together in a whirlwind of red, blue, green, and yellow, and fur fills the air*

yes sir muffins, yes sir

but.. they look so alike!

If I hide here, they can't see me.

My dog, Evie, would do this all the time with me. She would come in and somehow crawl under the blankets and put her head on my pillow and fall asleep.

Goddest boy ever is already summoned there - four times even

Oh, I didn't let him....

sounds like fun to me!

I've heard of "dog parks" in the USA but still not sure what they are. A park where no kids / people are allowed? Whwre you don't have to pick up poo? Or is it that dogs aren't allowed in most parks? Confused Brit here.

sometimes you have to make sacrifices :[

Obviously, this dog now has a lot to think on…

So, sir, are you flossing?

Mine sits outside the bathroom door wailing with grief at the horrors I must be experiencing, then when I finally come out she’s like oh. Ok then. Every. Single. Day.