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“Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me” is the sort of thing one says if they’ve never been on the receiving end of an actually well crafted insult. Because, as it turns out, there are folks out there with a quiver full of witty roasts, just waiting to unleash them.

We’ve gathered some of the funniest and most devastating roasts people have seen delivered online. So get comfortable as you scroll through, take some notes if you want to expand your arsenal, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your own thoughts and experiences in the comments section down below.

#1

I Would Say It's Worth A Meeting

A tweet from Nwonye Chairmo about being called to HR for an epic burn about a coworker's work ethic. Insults and high art are discussed.

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    Tank Dropping The Hammar

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    CloPotato
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    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dating minors I guess is a pretty bad one. Otherwise, why not enjoy your limited time on earth.

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    The anatomy of a perfect roast begins with the surgical application of truth. When a person crafts a verbal barb that misses the mark entirely, it simply falls flat and feels like a desperate attempt at attention. However, when an insult contains a grain of undeniable reality that the recipient has been trying to hide, it resonates with the audience and creates that iconic digital sting.

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    This concept is often explored in psychological studies regarding why we find certain things funny. For instance, experts note that humor often relies on the relief of tension or the recognition of shared truths in a social context . A roast is effectively a public trial where the evidence is a person's own public persona and the verdict is delivered through the roar of laughter from the gallery.

    #4

    A Good Reason To Be Holding An Umbrella

    Screenshot of a social media exchange where one user delivers an epic burn, replying to a question about umbrellas with a witty insult.

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    #5

    An Education Could Have Prevented This Post

    A social media post with a person questioning space travel followed by an epic burn as a reply.

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    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Any sufficiently ad anced technology is indistinguishable from magic,"

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    #6

    Somebody Get Him Some Ice For That Burn

    A screenshot of a Tumblr post with two users. The second user delivers an epic burn, cleverly turning an insult into high art.

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    The second pillar of a legendary roast is the mastery of brevity. In the rapidly moving world of social media, the window to capture a reader's attention is incredibly small. A long and rambling paragraph full of complex insults often loses its power because the punchline is buried under too much fluff.

    #7

    Jesus

    A Facebook post by God asks what offends conservatives; a reply says "actual teachings of Jesus." An epic burn.

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    LiuLiu
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    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    probably the most true statement ever written

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    #8

    Self-Made Success Story

    Self-Made Success Story

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    #9

    This View Is What's Wrong With Our Society

    A screenshot of social media posts, one making a judgemental comment about foodstamps, met with an epic burn in reply.

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    Michael Largey
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    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People in my country who work overtime at Walmart qualify for food stamps. And that is embarrassing

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    The most devastating roasts are often the shortest ones because they provide a quick and efficient mental image that is impossible to unsee and don’t get lost in complicated language. This efficiency is what allows a roast to go viral as it is easily shared and understood in a matter of seconds.

    #10

    Why Does He Live In This Century?

    Why Does He Live In This Century?

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    Community Member
    9 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You cannot put a country in the hands of emotional creatures who have 1000s of emotions each minute." I totally agree! Why are we letting men become presidents! (Kidding, I am not in fact misandrist.) Smh, who exactly is running our country at this moment?

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    #11

    Dude’s Thinking You Can Just Trot Around A Whole Moon Like It’s Mario Galaxy

    A social media post with a question about the moon flag and a clever burn reply: "Moon big. Flag small. Camera far." A high art insult.

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    L.V
    Community Member
    1 hour ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Physics or something... Plus the flag has been bleached by the sun. Still American, but you wouldn't know looking at it I guess?

    #12

    Ended His Papacy Right There

    A Reddit post on r/atheism with a headline about Pope Leo and a comment providing an epic burn.

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    UKGrandad
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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone needs to tell the Pope that you don't make the rules for games you don't play.

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    When an audience can digest a joke in one glance, the impact is immediate and the comedic timing is preserved perfectly for everyone who scrolls past it. Specificity is another ingredient that separates a generic insult from a work of comedic art. Calling someone a mean name is a simple move that lacks creativity and rarely earns much respect from an online community.

    #13

    Breaking Down A Math Problem

    A Twitter thread with epic burns, including a user calculating another's excessive tweet count and a reply that delivers a clever insult about math.

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    #14

    That Was Way Too Specific

    A screenshot of a burn insult from a social media comment section about astronauts swallowing food.

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    Ugh, do I have to?
    Community Member
    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For anyone who's curious, it's called peristalsis, which is the name for the muscular contractions that push food down your esophagus.

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    #15

    An Oldie, But A Goldie

    A Twitter conversation showing an epic burn regarding gender double standards for experience before marriage.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With each other. No homo though. Just men giving each other a helping hand...

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    On the other hand, pointing out a very specific detail about a person's outfit or a particular phrasing they used in a video shows that the roaster was paying close attention. This level of detail makes the insult feel personal and tailored which adds to the comedic impact. When someone is roasted for a very niche personality trait or a specific habit, it feels more authentic and therefore more effective.

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    #17

    I Feel Bad For The Tattoo Artist

    I Feel Bad For The Tattoo Artist

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    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He'll be the Rosetta Stone for future archaeologists.

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    #18

    Nothing Lower Than A Class A Felony

    Nothing Lower Than A Class A Felony

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    Stygtand
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    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That chicken looks raw.

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    The Harvard Business Review has discussed how wit and cleverness can actually signal higher intelligence and status in social hierarchies . By being specific, the roaster demonstrates a high level of observational skill that the audience instinctively admires.

    #19

    Joseph Got Roasted

    Joseph Got Roasted

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    #20

    I’m Gonna Start Using This On The Daily

    A Reddit comment containing an epic burn: "Your mom had to close her eyes and think about other babies during breastfeeding."

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    Ugh, do I have to?
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    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to milk that joke for all it's worth.

    #21

    Jack Black On His Way To His First Day Of School

    Jack Black and his son walking, with a comment questioning if the son is taking him to school. An epic burn in action.

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    Roni Stone
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    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The genes are strong in this one.

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    Finally, the element of surprise is what truly seals the deal for a viral roast. Most people can see a basic insult coming from a long distance away. A truly gifted roaster will lead the audience in one direction before pivoting at the last second to deliver a punchline that no one expected. This subversion of expectations triggers a physical response of laughter because the brain has to quickly recalibrate to the new information.

    #22

    Apparently You Can’t Be Friends With Just Anyone

    A social media screenshot showing a thread where a user delivers an epic burn, demonstrating witty insults.

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    #23

    Much Ado About Nothing

    Much Ado About Nothing

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    Community Member
    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woah. I wasn't sure so I googled it, found the Constitution (internet archives), Ctrl F and... The word "Man" really isn't used once. Learnt something new today.

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    #24

    Fair Enough, Why's The Dimple That Huge Though

    A meme showing a woman with deep dimples, captioned "The queen of dimples," followed by a tweet, "My ping pong ball when somebody accidentally steps on it," highlighting epic burns.

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    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a dimple anymore, it's a fully grown dimpling

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    This is why wordplay and puns are so effective in the digital space. When a roaster uses a person's own words against them in a clever new way, it creates a sense of poetic justice that is incredibly satisfying to witness. The most memorable online moments are those where the comeback is so clever that even the person being roasted has to acknowledge the skill involved.

    #25

    My Playstation Controller

    A man with prominent cheekbones in a selfie, with comments below showing epic burns, turning insults into high art.

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    Fungus John
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    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what could have happened to your bicycle seat

    #27

    Dad Giving His Son Some Subtle Hints

    A dad's Spotify playlist titled For the Kid, featuring songs that deliver epic burns and insults.

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    Understanding the linguistics of humor can help explain why these sudden pivots work so well. By combining truth, brevity, specificity, and surprise, anyone can elevate a simple comment into a piece of comedic history that will be screenshotted and shared for years to come. Every great roast is a testament to the power of language when it is used with precision and a touch of mischief.

    #28

    NASA Cooking Samsung's Camera On Ig

    A screenshot showing NASA deliver an epic burn to Samsung in a viral social media comment.

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    #30

    A Moment Of Silence For Our Fallen Heroes

    A plate of British cuisine, chips with mushy peas and a battered sausage, receiving an epic burn.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfectly fine peas from a chippy. They are either this colour or a strange greeny grey.

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    #31

    Gullet Took Me Out

    Two images of a tiny Wendy's Frosty, held by a hand. A hilarious insult and epic burn on fast food promotions.

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    #32

    Sometimes The Comments On Ig Ads Are Gold

    A person with closed eyes and extremely long, thick eyelashes, wearing a medical mask. This image is an epic burn.

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    Liliana Spiro
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    5 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got all excited, because I thought those were caterpillars at first glance...

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    #33

    Straight Out Of Robin Hood

    A man lying on his back in a hospital bed with an extremely distended belly, showing an epic burn.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder when the quadruplets are due.

    #34

    Linux Users Catching Strays

    Linux Users Catching Strays

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    #35

    Were We Supposed To Shoot For The Total Cost Of The Camera?

    A Twitter user complaining about camera cost, followed by an epic burn from another user about Uber.

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    #36

    Aoc Reposted Zohran's Burn

    Aoc Reposted Zohran's Burn

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    Earonn -
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He seems decent and at least he knows how to beat them at their own fvcking game.

    #37

    She Looks Like She's Been Charging Up A Sneeze For 20 Years

    She Looks Like She's Been Charging Up A Sneeze For 20 Years

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    #38

    I Can See It

    Three men of varying sizes on a talk show set, resembling Pokemon evolutions, exemplify epic burns and high art.

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    #39

    Always Has Been True

    Always Has Been True

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    #41

    Burned The Whole Community

    A Reddit post and comment featuring epic burns and witty insults. The post asks flat-chested girls to rise up, with a reply asking if they're rising to make a bigger wall.

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    Luke || Kira (he/she)
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flat chest is like a desert. There's nothing there, but it's very hot.

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    #42

    Not A Fan Of British Cuisine

    A tweet showcasing a UK meal of mince, potatoes, and buttered toast, sparking an epic burn about eating habits.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfectly acceptable. Leave some bread to "mop up" When you have finished the meal.

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    #43

    This Insult Practically Wrote Itself

    A woman stands next to a man in a wheelchair on a dock. Text reads, "Anyways this is Walker." A comment below reads, "Were you catfished by his name." This is an epic burn example.

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    Roman Arendt
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    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe some people aren't just shallow a******s.

    #44

    As An Outsider

    A tweet with a witty comeback: "The lights are on but nobody's home" as a brutal insult. High art of epic burns.

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    Michael Largey
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    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For my last boss, the lights were barely flickering.

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    #45

    On A Video About An American Financial Analyst Not Understanding Irish Currency. Made Me Chuckle

    A Reddit screenshot showing a user's insult: Maybe if it's covered in processed cheese you'd be interested, a high art burn.

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    #46

    Homophobe Gets Owned On TikTok Thread

    Homophobe Gets Owned On TikTok Thread

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    Auntriarch
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My observations of people suggest that "rub my face in it", "shove it down my throat" and "flaunt it" all boil down to "exist visibly".

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    #47

    First Video Of 2026

    A YouTube thread asks about the first video in 2026. A user replies, 2 unskippable ads, an epic burn.

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    #48

    LOL

    AOC's X post with a witty burn, likening Stephen Miller's tweet about birthright citizenship to a Dwight Schrute voice.

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    Michael Largey
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    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we disenfranchise Stephen Miller's children?

    #49

    Imagine Being Offended Based On Your Email

    Imagine Being Offended Based On Your Email

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    #50

    That's What Bro Could Afford And She Appreciates It

    That's What Bro Could Afford And She Appreciates It

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    CloPotato
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    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @title Trying to get the biggest possible stone is ridiculous, even if he could afford mt Olympus it doesn't mean he should get it. Small stones can be very pretty, like here.

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