The UK is known for many things, from great music to questionable weather. But if there’s one thing it really shines at, it’s humor. Witty, dry, and as strong as the cuppas people love to make, it has a way of showing up pretty much everywhere, whether that’s with friends at the pub or even in a serious work meeting.
And sometimes, it appears in much more unlikely places too. Like signs. Yes, signs of all sorts. Below, we’ve rounded up some of the funniest ones people spotted across the country and decided to share with the internet. Enjoy!
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Awesome Bus Sign (UK)
These Roadside Signs In The UK Countryside
Outside A British Pub
Of course, day-to-day humor in the UK isn’t some kind of caricature where people only crack jokes about cuppas and rainy weather. But it is instantly recognizable and widely loved by people overseas.
It’s also had a long history in the making. Even centuries ago, Shakespeare was just as deadpan and sharp-tongued as modern Brits are. If you didn’t know, the man came up with some truly spectacular insults, including “More of your conversation would infect my brain” and the iconic “What, you egg? Young fry of treachery!”
Yes, those are real lines from Shakespearean works. Look them up.
Have Any Cyclists Seen These Around?
"These Doors Are Closed Whilst Our New Church Cat Gets Used To His Home". London, 2018
"Through Tough, Thorough Thought, Though" - Well, That Seems Simple Enough. Spotted In Harrogate
So what exactly defines UK humor? Well, according to the British Council, there are a few key ingredients. Wit and wordplay are a big one, with puns and clever double meanings being second nature to most.
Then there’s the classic dry, deadpan delivery, where someone says something hilarious with a completely straight face. Sarcasm and irony also play a huge role, used to poke fun and amuse in equal measure.
And finally, there’s observational comedy, which takes the most boring, everyday situations and makes them genuinely funny by pointing out how absurd they really are.
British Passive Aggressiveness At Its Best
Seen In A London Pub
Found This In My Camera Roll That I Took A While Back Whilst In Cambridge. Still Makes Me Chuckle
As for where all of this actually comes from, that’s a harder question to answer. Dr. Ian Wilkie, a lecturer in performance at the University of Salford, told the BBC that many people, especially younger American students, tend to think of British humor as being the same thing as Monty Python.
By that, he explained, they mean “a sort-of slightly erring towards the surreal, very iconoclastic in terms of attacking the big targets, very silly.” But he doesn’t think “that cuts the mustard.”
"Lost Pet" Sign In Oxford, UK
Found The Solution To The USA's Problems In A Street Of London
I Found This Sign At The London Zoo
Part of the reason is that humor in the UK changes a lot depending on where you are. Dr. Wilkie pointed out that there are already noticeable differences between the four home nations, and it gets even more varied between the major cities.
Scottish humor, for example, tends to favor witty and hard-hitting jokes, often with a mocking edge to them. And while there are similarities between the humor found in Glasgow and other port cities like Liverpool, that doesn’t necessarily carry over into Welsh or broader English comedy.
If You Can Read This, You Are Not A Train
Somewhere In The UK, A Fountain Ceased To Exist
A Sign Outside A Pub In London
The interesting thing is that, as much as we like to think of British humor as something that was born and bred in the UK, it was actually shaped by a lot of outside influence.
The kind of loud, exaggerated characters that are common in British comedy, for instance, can be traced back to Commedia dell’arte, a form of theatre from 16th-century Italy that involved recognizable characters and witty dialogue.
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My Local Post Office Is Letting You Know Antisocial Behaviour Comes With A Cost
These Warning Signs Have Changed Slightly Since Moving To Dover From Central London
Surrealism, often seen as a key part of British comedy, was originally done by Dadaist artists from countries like Germany.
“They were doing surrealism to the nth degree, quite deliberately as a performative art, in the early part of the 20th Century,” Dr. Wilkie told the BBC. “I think it’s something we like to appropriate in a way and imagine that we’re the custodians of it, but it’s not culturally specific at all.”
Spotted In Liverpool, UK
I Went To The Tropical Butterfly House Yesterday, And This Fella Was Mocking Me
I went last year for the first time after being paralysed and thought it was hilarious, forgot it was there, so I had to get a photo with it this year.
Proud
All of this makes it pretty much impossible to put one single label on British humor. Dr. Wilkie himself said that the best anyone can hope for is “some big, beacon terms (e.g. sarcasm, understatement, self-deprecation), that maybe, over a fair amount of time, might hold water.”
Other than that, it’s just too slippery to define. Or as he put it, “It’s like trying to nail jelly to a wall.”
Can't Blame Them Really
A Sign In Bristol, UK
This Sign At Ally Pally
I live locally to the area and regularly walk around and by Ally Pally, but somehow never noticed this sign! Gave me a much-needed laugh over the weekend!
Still, even if academics can’t quite figure it out, most people know British humor when they see it. And that brings us back to why you’re here. Hopefully you enjoyed this collection of funny signs that prove the people of this country have absolutely got it down to an art.
If nothing else, these signs are a reminder that sometimes the funniest jokes aren’t part of a standup routine. Sometimes they’re on a handwritten note taped to a shop door somewhere in Yorkshire.
Best Cafe In The UK
A Multi-Lingual Sign Near My Local River, The River Trent. Sawley, Nottingham, UK
Crispy
Northern Train Is Having An Existential Crisis
Finally, A Worthy Excuse For Roadworks. Which Ancient God Do You Think They Accidentally Dug Up This Time?
What A Find In London
I Was Walking Through London, And I Came Across This Bench
I Know I Need To Lose A Bit Of Weight, But Delaying My Train Like This Is A Bit Harsh
This Sign On A Vending Machine At My Work
This Help-Wanted Sign In Scarborough, UK
Oh, The Church In Whitby (UK) Is Done With Answering This Question
Saw This Sign Outside A Shop Today In London
Time Travel
What Does This Sign Mean?
The Council Is Finally Telling The Truth About How Long The Roadworks Will Take
I Hope It's Hummus
Amusing Indian Restaurant Sign (Manchester, UK)
I Knew There Was A Reason Why I Love This Country
Had A Little Chuckle Finding This Sign Outside. Had A Little Chuckle Finding This Sign Outside B&Q Yesterday
A Good Sign
Disappointed Man In Kingston
Sign On Underground
Signs Around The Harbour In My Hometown In Cumbria
Someone Put Ainsley Harriott Stickers All Over The Cycling Signs In Bournemouth
Incredible Optimism. I’ve Never Seen A Branch Of WH Smith With More Than About 5 People In It
Seen In Bath (England)
Weirdly Specific Britishness. At A Seaside Café In Southwest England
I’m Sorry, What? Seen In South Wales, UK
Not You Mate
It's Maths
Arrestable Thoughts. I Found This Poster Around Tower Bridge. How Are They Going To Enforce It?
This Chip Shop Has No Chill
Interesting
Found An Interesting Sign. Just Noticed This Sign Today In Kingston. Does Anyone Know Who Put It Up?
Did Anyone Attend This Today? I Saw This Poster On Market Street On Monday
The Height Of Pettiness Seen In A UK Car Park Today
No Running With Big Fish
I Saw This Sign Outside A Pub In England
Proudly Displayed In The Back Of The Restaurant, Never Seen One This Low Before
Salvation Comes With A Service Charge
You Know You Live In The Posh Area Of London When
Another Sign At The London Marathon Today
This Sign On The Co-Op At Caledonian Road
This Sign I Saw On A Pub A Few Years Ago
I visited this pub a few years ago because my name is the pub's name. It was very much a "local pub for local people," and my joke about getting a free pint for sharing my name with the pub was met with a stern "no"!
Mysterious Flyer In Crookes
Found this when I was out on a jog... A great premise, but I'm not particularly impressed by "In under 30 minutes". Under 30 seconds, maybe. And why schedule it so far in the future?
I’m No Brit, But I’m Pretty Sure There’s Rubbish Right Under The Sign
I Moved To The UK, And GBM Is How I Get Updated On Current Events
Just Seen This Sign On The M11. What Does It Mean? Never Seen It Before
Why Does This Lift At Liverpool Street Need Such A Large Sign?
Thickly Settled Signs Are Fairly Common In New England In Places Where There Is Less Than 200 Ft Between Buildings
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