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The next time you tell the universe to give you a sign, try to be more specific. If you leave space for interpretation, it might respond with something that leaves you scratching your head!

Created by Londoner Dave McGowan in 2021, the Facebook group 'Crap Signs' currently unites 111K members from around the world who use the online community to share accidental and intentional humor found in billboards, graffiti, and other public messages.

Who said that everyday life is boring? There's plenty of comedy even around the mundane.

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Robsta Hendricks Report

Mat O'Dowd
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's a good sign, certainly not a c**p sign. I shall always respect the Authoritree!!!

Mara Was… A Surgeon
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anyone else think of Southpark when you saw authority?

Michal Dolyniuk
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Plants love ashes. I got avocado in big pot. It's was not growing so we used pot like a ashtray. And now that plant is bigger than me 😂

TiNaBoNiNa
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine you're standing next to a building and people start throwing trash and burning cigarettes at your feet.

Miki
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Premium
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

moisturize me!

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    #2

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    Seamus M Slater Report

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I can think of is Terry and Holt. lol

    MaxMi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to Salt-n-Pepa mall

    Bilja M
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if gen Z will get this one. Salt'n'Peppa.

    JB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nuh nuh nuh nuh Nuh NuhNuhNuhNUH

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read the signs - then in my brain I heard the song beats that follow those lyrics.

    robin aldrich
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that song's gonna be playing in my head the rest of the day.

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard these signs & started dancing in place… just me?

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    Anonymous member Report

    JB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ooooooooh I see a very bad word itsverysmallbutstill

    ThatCapybara
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BP has bad eyesight dontsayanythingaboutit

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    Id row
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I plugged in the url to see if it was an actual page - and it is! lol! Here's what it says: Steps to learn how to drive your big stupid car you dumb f*ck: - Try not to hit any kids while driving to a car lot - Sell your big stupid car - Use public transit to navigate to a bicycle store - Purchase a bicycle - Learn how to ride a bicycle

    PFD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god that's perfect. I f*****g hate big stupid cars. I mean, I'm no saint, I have a car, but those big stupid cars are just gratuitous and antisocial.

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    james stevenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this for the people who drive those american trucks bigger that a SHERMAN TANK?

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's in the UK where those are exceedingly rare, it should say "Chelsea tractor".

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    Sonia Bailey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an owner of a big, stupid car (we live in a very rural area!) this made me laugh 😂😂😂

    sara fulmer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop parking your BSC on the corner or lots. I CAN'T SEE AROUND YOU!

    gilded panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looked the url up, steps are: Try not to hit any kids while driving to a car lot Sell your big stupid car Use public transit to navigate to a bicycle store Purchase a bicycle Learn how to ride a bicycle

    sandrabmorison
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooooooo many people with big cars truly need this

    Larry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to work with people who drove really big really stupid cars. They said they wanted a big car for safety. I wanted to say, "So you want to kill everyone else on the highway to keep your self-indulgent a*s safe? Why not drive a f***ing Sherman tank?!"

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    Paul Smith Report

    James016
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Encountered a couple of them this morning on the school run. Idiots.

    Charity Angel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum shared a story once, at the beginning of Pokémon Go. Their house has a private road that runs behind it, where everyone on the terrace can park. It isn't well maintained, mostly because every time they try to organise something, at least half the block won't stump up - they'll happily use the road, but pay for it's maintenance? The horrors! Anyway... My point is everyone drives slowly on it because it's narrow and poorly maintained. It is also used by the local school kids since it's safer than the main road. On this particular day, a schoolkid was Pokémon Going his way along the street, and round the (blind) corner at the end of the block. My mum was driving up the street, and came to a complete stop. Not just so she wouldn't hit the kid, but she wanted to see what he would do. He walked straight into the car. Literally right into a stationary vehicle. It's ridiculous.

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    james stevenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Australia, the pedestrian crossing lights have a sound that goes off. once the sound wasn't working and it was funny to see how many people didn't realise they had to walk until about 2 seconds after everyone else.

    Heather Ball
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a terrible problem. We need to start talking about this more. I was behind a young teenager as we were crossing a busy street in a crosswalk. while we certainly had right of way, it is an odd intersection with multiple streets and cars turning onto the main road. This kid was walking slowly through the intersection while reading his phone and a car turning right almost plowed right into him. He had absolutely no idea until i yelled at him to watch out.

    JB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm having Pokemon Go flashbacks

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the Victorian campaign to stay alert around trams and not look at your phone Screenshot...2f-png.jpg Screenshot-2024-03-24-225958-6600162b1d52f-png.jpg

    Ashlie Dearest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It should say "Beware of smartphone idiots." Another example of why we have "Do not eat the soap* labels on Tude Pods containers.

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like it when they walk into glass walls & look surprised.

    Almost sunny
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a teenage one that lives in the other room.

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    #5

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    Richard Harris Report

    TheGreaterDebater
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unpopular opinion, but graffiti should be removed. Graffiti ruins cities, as well as small businesses. My dad's business, and tons of others, have been messed up numerous times by so called "street artists." It's not even our business. It's our house too. If you vandal lovers want to ruin walls, then go do it in a place designated for that. Don't mess up businesses because you want your art to be seen by like 3 people. Thank you.

    TheGreaterDebater
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you guys support vandalism, that's fine. Please don't downvote me because of my views. I would like to engage in a civil debate.

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    The Shark
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    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was obvious done by a dumb suburban kid, but up around my job, some little twit thought he was SO clever by using black spray paint to cross out the 'not' on a do not enter sign, and also to very sloppily try to make a 30mph speed limit sign look like 80mph... That particular one was mostly washed off, but clearly not well enough. My car has a feature that will read road signs and project the speed limit on the windshield along with other relevant info. After passing the sign one evening, it projected 80mph as the speed limit on an unlit, winding road. I chuckled at the stupidity of it, tho when I told a client at my job whose husband owned a Tesla, she informed me that if that had happened while in self-driving mode, it likely would have caused the car to speed up towards 80mph and undoubtedly sent it careening off an embankment into a river. Graffiti kills, kids! Stop pretending to be Banksy with road signs and go learn something.

    Victor Manteca Hierro
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still, for cruise speed limits most self driving software relies on sat data and online stuff for main ways and roads. The reading thing is for uncharted roads, but there self-driving cars still prompt the driver to take control.

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    Lotekguy
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    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Regardless of your views on graffiti, this picture is damned funny.

    Maikai
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Graffiti should be intentionally planned (Artistic? Beautiful?) if it’s for public use.

    PFD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Counterpoint: graffiti has been with us since at least Roman times (there's graffiti in Pompeii; I expect lots of earlier stuff too, I just don't know about it) and where it's survived, it is a very valuable part of the historical record. Vernacular culture has it's own value.

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    Paul Jayne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK one person's art is another person's graffiti. Fine. If these imbeciles consider their *work* to be art then why don't they spray it all over their own houses?

    Certainly not Dan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noncommissioned public art. Some of it brilliant, some of it c**p. Lots in the middle. Allow/support it and you’ll get better stuff

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    #6

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    Nigel J Clifford Report

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because, in the UK (where this is) it is an offence to disturb bats, and their habitats (even if in old buildings) are protected.

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    Id row
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly the type of sign a meth lab would use. "Go away, this is bat country".

    Gwynne Greene
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess Bruce Wayne/ batman will have to find a new bat cave lol 😆

    Adrian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww, I want to see the bats!

    HelmGrass
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are all standing in a corner ready to be used. Baseball anyone?

    Lester the Space Duck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *opens door to get a baseball bat* oh! S**t. S**t. S**t. 🦇 🦇 🦇 🦇

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    #7

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    Seamus M Slater Report

    Delenn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG if they put that sign it is because someone.... ew!

    SaneMinotaur
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes... yes, I'd wager it is because someone had an accidental airborne snack...

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    Flopsy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happened to a friend of mine. Bird pooping, wind, a wide open mouth in amazement…

    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Friend got bombed by a seagull at a sports game and it was liquid enough that some of it flowed down his cheek to his open mouth 🤢

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    Mara Was… A Surgeon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like that the bird poop is in the shape of a swirl rather than the splatter-raindrop shape it really is

    Sonia Bailey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't read this listicle near that sign!

    Phil Hoyt
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A co-worker and I were going to a trade show in Atlantic City. I was hustling to the door, head down because gulls were hovering, and I spent a lot of time at the beach, so I knew better. My co-worker had never seen them so he was looking up and said "Wow, look at all those birds!" At the word bird, one took a dump into his open mouth. It was epic.

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Winston Churchill trained his pet budgie to poop on other ministers in parliment.

    Tiffany
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does the laughing cue the birds to poo? Is this some weird Pavlovian response?

    allthatandaduck888
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they are saying that you shouldn’t have your mouth open wide, because a bird may poop in it.

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    Ashlie Dearest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to know the story behind this sign... details.

    Just-4-2day
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From Google Translate: Watch out for laughter Belly laugh is not recommended. Xie Yixuan

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    #8

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    Melanie Fetty Report

    Blue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds about right for current times...

    Captain Kyra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good way to trigger existential crisis in your guests

    Id row
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The future? I'm just trying to get through the present.

    Cosmikid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    good news! You're through! Um. Now, you're in the future...

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    SaneMinotaur
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I upvoted you, Isa. I know it seems like people in this thread are encouraging suicide, but I would argue that sometimes, dark humour is a great coping mechanism. I also think it's important to be able to vent, because it releases pressure. So no, encouraging suicide isn't good, but I don't think that's what's happening here. Hope that made sense?

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    Just-4-2day
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From Google Translate: Please, it is dangerous from here, so please do not go any further. The future is dangerous Don't go any further Please.

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Suicide is painless..." (sing along)

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in the moment. Unfortunately they're rarely good moments.

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    #9

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    Fin Nugent Report

    Justin Tyme
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "high lobster prices" Prices set by lobsters that are high.

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They would have been cheap if it wasn't for those pesky lobster prices.

    Id row
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of my mom's friend who was widowed 5 times. When someone asked how they died, she said, "They died due to death". I was dying ,lol.

    TiNaBoNiNa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many people complain to the store about the prices when they don't consider that the entire supply chain behind that store has increased prices.

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    #10

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    Vikki Webb Report

    Red Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry. I can't even...

    TiNaBoNiNa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *wades through bush to read the rest of the sign* DO NOT Stand in the Middle of the Bush!

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that boulder was on the car for a second. Lol

    Antonia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I’m kinda eager to know what’s the last few words.

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    #11

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    Seamus M Slater Report

    DRMAGDN
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Garfield has entered the chat

    Angela C
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "So I know we're just meeting, and this may be a bit forward of me, but I want you inside me right now"

    Id row
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That lasagna looks crisp.

    Golpandoodle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi Lasagna, I'm Hungry. I think we'll get along pretty well...

    megan murtagh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I'm completely rethinking Train's song "Meet Virginia "sounds like Weird AL GOLD

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    #12

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    Mohammed Y. Harb Report

    Phred
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you want it good or do you want it by Tuesday?

    ILoveMySon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew a carpenter whose motto was, "I may not be good, but I'm slow." 😂 Actually, he was fast and talented but it was an eye catcher.

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I have a choice, work faster and undercharge me.

    Lou Cam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've told my boss this so many times at work only for them to say they want both!

    Susan Reid Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my experience moderate pace and adequate work is better than quick work and correcting mistakes.

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    Brian Holcroft Report

    Delenn
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forbidden to try limbo in the stairs

    Xray0976
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Ministry of Silly Walks strikes again

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ministry of silly walks ahead.

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stairs controlled by the Ministry of Silly Walks.

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always nice when a sign gives a shoutout to Monty Python

    Rebelliousslug
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d really like to see someone use the stairs like this person just once

    Chew-Bonkers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ministry of Silly Walks?

    Jayeff Vee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Monty Python descending a staircase.

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    When in Aldi remember - If your baby is over 130kgs, he must walk.

    Oz Kenn Report

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Awwww what a cute baby" "Thanks he's a Quarterback in his daycare team"

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like a linebacker weighing in at 286lbs!

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    Abel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Sumo fighter baby, with the diapper and all😍

    JB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he must also move out

    Vinny DaPooh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For us Americans, that's about 287 pounds, 861 bananas or a starting NFL middle linebacker.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    287 is big for a linebacker. Most likely an offensive or defensive interior lineman.

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    Id row
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For non-metric people, that's a 286 lb kid!

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so British people will know how many cans of beans they are allowed to put in their cart. Doing the math - it's about 318 cans. /J

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's about thous... 1200... 1284... err 1283 bananas?

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    Leanne Hailes
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously ruined by someone else or it wouldn't be announced

    Bret Sander
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's around 286lbs for us heathens.

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    Alex Cleaver Manda Report

    David Martin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always FEEL like, some spuddy's waaaatchin' meeee! (And I got no pri-va-cy!)

    TiNaBoNiNa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm. Something tells me they get that question a lot.

    Xray0976
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're behind me, aren't they!?

    Grey Beard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, support potatoes are the best.

    Exasperated Side Character
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you can boil ´em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew!

    pineapple87
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it requires a sign, perhaps they are in the wrong place

    Q
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tell them to fry and ketchup!

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    Juey Doo Report

    DRMAGDN
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't stop bungee jumping even if you tried

    Dak Janiels
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They told him life was important - he had people depending on him, the pressure was too much.

    Arlecchino The Knave
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey now, buddy. I think you're doing this a bit wrong. :))

    nattandroses
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welp, that looks a little bit ominous

    A Jones
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do I or do I not bungee jump?

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    Seamus M Slater Report

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the sign says...*standing in the middle of a mess of smashed eggs* Now, where's my money!?

    unicorn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💰💰💰💰💰

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    sleepybear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im screaming i read that as 'you will be laid"

    Antonia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *proceeds to lift the entire shelf and throwing it to the ground

    J. Grawn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A psychotic episode waiting to happen

    Dan Gardner
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Cleanup on post #16" "I destroyed all of them, you can pay me now."

    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it so much per egg or just an hourly rate? Either way I'm keen.

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I came in like a wreeeeecking baaallll!!!"

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sign would just make me mad.

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    #18

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    Dougie Young Report

    DRMAGDN
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If an empath takes all three of these paths would that be an empathpathpathpath?

    Adow A. Issack
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    would make me an instant psychoPATH

    Baby chimera (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't matter because they all lead to Rome anyway

    Leigh James
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But which path is the least traveled path?

    Faith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude it's simple, you just take a left on path and meet me at the intersection of path and path

    A Jones
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When given vague instructions and they won't help you further.

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    #19

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    Andrew Mcallister Report

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, the irony. Probably an iron pipe too.

    Leanne Hailes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only reason to put up this sign is because someone hung items from the red pipes

    robin aldrich
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So "do as I say, not as I do"? Typical.

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the pipe was a different color when they hung the sign. Then a design consultant decided the colors should match.

    DRMAGDN
    Community Member
    1 year ago

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    Do as I say not as I do (An American Politician Probably)

    Kat O'Sherry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right, only in America do they have lying politicians. Ever hear of Boris Johnson? Enough with the constant America bashing. People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

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    Marco Bettarini Report

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not an entirely incorrect translation...

    Knitting Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I make this at home with my Soda Stream?

    PFD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a restaurant near me that had a big sign advertising "fresh pastes" instead of fresh pasta. Always wondered if it attracted any custom.

    Alexandra Nara
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    carbonized pasta,the late night meal of drunk students - black and crispy

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    #21

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    Nigel J Clifford Report

    DRMAGDN
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay so back in college the school gates would say Gate Open 7am-10pm. Student vandals kept changing it to Gate Poopen so many times that they finally changed the signs to Gate Closed.

    Howl's sleeping castle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a kid, me and my sister used to add 'I' to all the 'to-let' boards. We especially carried chalk for this.

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    Knitting Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait patiently, and the truth will be revealed.

    Victor Manteca Hierro
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put a screen before it and call it Schrödinger Gate.

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    #22

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    Nigel J Clifford Report

    Cuppa tea?
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could be easily resolved by using dry water.

    robin aldrich
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't cause my towel keeps getting soaked.

    Knitting Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They lose enough water to evaporation as it is.

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    #23

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    Colin Chapman Report

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That'll slow down the Auditors

    ZenChickChristine
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dyslexia agrees with this statement.

    justanotherweirdo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of sick mind games are they playing?

    Stealthzilla
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But maybe the picture is taken from the right wall facing the left wall so if you are walking in the direction the arrow points you need to keep to the left which is against the wall the sign is on.

    pelemele
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you turn to the right then you have the sign on your left so everything is fine.

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure but what should I do with the right?

    Gwynne Greene
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep left... okay 👍, I can follow orders, and RIGHTLY so.... lol 😆

    mindblank
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men, keep left because women are always right!!!

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    #24

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    Ryan Wingenfeld Report

    JB
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sudden moovements make them freak out

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they telling this to a tornado? What happened to necessitate such a sign? Will the story be coming out on N etflicks, or is this more hbo level? Will there be beverages served?

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't just back the cattle truck up and use the dump bed.

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    #25

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    Martin Bolton Report

    Abel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then appears a big fat catbus and smashes the bike into pieces 🐱🚌

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    Antonia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like they should have a motorbike with an extra long seat just to make the spelling error even more ridiculous

    Heather Talma
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally, a place to park my mototorcycle!

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be an off brand I have not heard of.

    Christine
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a calligrapher, I sympathize.

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    #26

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    JA Ntr Report

    Mavis
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if cats could read they would still ignore this sign.

    Verena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do I have to tolerate other people's cats s******g and pissing in my garden, but when my horse is in their garden, they throw a fit?

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because your 'horse' is a reindeer, and it's not alone, and I don't care who you are or what time of the year it is, fatso, get it off my roof and that stupid sleigh as well.

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    Michael None
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate when owners let cats outside to roam in other people yard. I get it, cats are all a******s but the owners don't have to be a******s too.

    Juris Macto
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how you think that we humans "let" our cats do anything.

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    Greenmantle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can picture half a dozen alley cats dozing in amongst the veggies like they just don't care

    Lindy Tiger
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you think cats will change their behaviors once they read this sign?

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wasn't aware that cats grazed. I'm picturing a herd of cats, slowly munching on a field of catnip, meowing while the bells on their collars softly tinkle.

    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it sounds like one of those really bad translations from Chinese. Something being lost in translation has a tendency to make for some really funny signs out there. But points for at least trying.

    Joanne Earle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brain's going to explode reading this sign. It desperately needs punctuation or something.

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    #27

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    Michelle Morrison Report

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what's gonna bring all the boys to the yard?

    Hill Branda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the machines are in heat, will they make little machines that produce mini-shakes and ice cream?

    Jovmen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not exactly sure what heat treat is, but it sounds good.

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    Starry starry night
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope fully the milkshakes machine found it’s elusive mate, we thought sloths had it hard

    Luke H
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    machines in heat...how Skynet starts

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I miss-read as "snakes" and wasn't worried about the machine-in-heat threat.

    Rosecrucian Roeth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Machines in heat????? Didn't know that they were emotional............

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    #28

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    Lori Tolonen Report

    JB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and yet not a hedge in sight

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brick wall identifies as luscious privet, you monster.

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sign seems like it came straight from the Dursley's yard.

    Cuppa tea?
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Privet means hello, greetings in russian (from the little I remember from school, it was more than 30 years ago).

    Michael None
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's parking for shrubs, what's the problem?

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hello to you too, Pking. (Privet = hi in slavic).

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    #29

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    Seán Stanton Report

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did I read that in the voice of the police man from Allo Allo?

    James Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We sill farst cliss stemps ond socind cliss stemps.

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    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    says the sign with a South African accent.

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmm this typo is plausible here (Africa), most people use only five vowel sounds: uh, eh, ee, aw, oo. Anything else is approximated. So, "staff" is pronounced and often written "stuff" because that's how we say it. So "stemp" is plausible.

    TiNaBoNiNa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    stemp - the combination of a step and a stump. It is usually sticking out of nowhere and is a nice place to sit. The most ideal stemp would be found in a naturally occurring staircase made out of tree roots. - urban dictionary

    Ian Webling
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Writing in a South African accent.

    Jayeff Vee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First stemp, ask her out and treat her like a lady.

    Colt Winkler
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I personally love stemps :D do be careful though they will lure you into stemping everything possiblr to stemp

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure they are not cunterfit stemps? /J

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    #30

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    Dan Murray Report

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm leg disabled" (IT Crowd anyone?)

    SaneMinotaur
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am legit disabled and I quote this with my husband on a regular basis. Possibly the best episode imo.

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    James Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both men who are unable to use the stairs. So there's just two of them?

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. And they're separate from the disabled (and women) so they can't do stairs because... I guess, too drunk.

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    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do they know there are only TWO men who can not use the stairs? /j

    TiNaBoNiNa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's part of the onboarding process to test each candidate for stairworthyness.

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    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about disabled women who can use stairs?

    Karen Krause
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both? There are three things there!

    Joseph Lacko
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it referring to two specific men?

    ynyrhydref56
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, they've got two disabled guys

    Knitting Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They only know two men who are unable to use the stairs?

    ZenChickChristine
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the two fellows who cannot use stairs, women, or disabled persons are the only ones allowed to use this restroom. Got it.

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    #31

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    Andy Collings Report

    Rebelliousslug
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow great disguise! I wonder what it really is???

    unicorn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you mean definitely not a trap door

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone is a Magritte fan by the looks of it

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dumb signs for legal purposes. Probably fire code. When I bought my house, an unused door by the laundry room didn't have a rail / steps on the little outside 'porch'. Safety issue. But if I screwed the door shut so nobody could open it they were fine with that. "not a door"

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    Anonymous member Report

    Timbob
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they’re talking about basement storage ?

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The internet tells me that in English celar means to conceal or hide.

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    #34

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    Nigel J Clifford Report

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The top one actually is supposed to say Boiling Water Instant Noodles

    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and there it is, the example of bad translation of a Chinese sign, as I mentioned in a previous post.

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you bake your sausage too long you get open blisters. /J

    R.C.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One ice cream, hold the blisters please.

    Timbob
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jon, was it supposed to say , “closed “ ?

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    #35

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    Joshua Gennet Report

    DRMAGDN
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great song by the late great Frank Zappa: "Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?" off of his album Joe's Garage everyone should listen to right now.

    Donna Peluda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Watch out where the huskies go And don't you eat that yellow snow"

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    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an ad campaign going on in the UK where you can get advice from the head pharmacist on medical issues in case over the counter medication is sufficient or they will recommend you go to your doctor

    Marie BellaDonna
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God, I wish we'd do that here in the US. Would be SO helpful, for SO many...

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    I Like Tea
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But where's the "Violent Vomiting and Explosive Diarrhoea Pharmacy"?

    Blaze Onyx
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someones wifi network name in my apartment complex is "it burns when IP"- we also have "tell your WiFi need my pants back"

    Anthony Nizza
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has anyone read the book, The Yellow River by I Pee Freely?

    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    1 year ago

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    #36

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    Elle Halley Report

    Charity Angel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny as this is, I needed context. The area code 01622 is for Maidstone, Kent, which does apparently have a suburb called Loose. I'd like to think that there is some historical reason for this name that has been corrupted over time but, let's face it, the UK has stupid place names everywhere.

    Timbob
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are the Brits really that naïve ?

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the twist is it's actually a pottery class. /j

    DRMAGDN
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be sponsored by Taco Bell

    #37

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    Seamus M Slater Report

    Shona
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BBC iPlayer asking if you have a tv license

    Mustafa Kiziroğlu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Postal code of Buckingham Palace is SW1A 1AA, if anyone needs for research purposes.

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    Lsai Aeon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a wheelchair user, this would actually stop me, until my walking friends went around and opened the gate for me

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of discriminates against people in wheelchairs. /j

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    #38

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    Amanda Greenall Report

    Lunakadi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Johnsons Bridal Cleaning sounds like an xxx video title.

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bidet services extra /J

    DRMAGDN
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least she seems happy about it

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The side of marriage they don't tell you about.

    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't the bride usually take the groom to the cleaners in the divorce?

    Chew-Bonkers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a "Cleaner" service?

    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what are they talking about? teeth?hair?undercarriage?

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, you'll do the dishes afterwards?

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    #39

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    Victoria Herriott Report

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The look of the sign and the building in the background give me pause regarding the quality of care at either of those places.

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once knew a Chest hospital next to an asbestos open cast mine....

    #41

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    Kev Brian J Report

    Jovmen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be for those people that say "You just lost a customer, I'm never coming back here!"

    Delta Dawn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they’re just pining for the fjords

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    #43

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    Gary Harwood Report

    Lsai Aeon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 67" when I can stand. I'll have to measure myself sitting in my wheelchair, I may have found a loophole

    I Like Tea
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Talk about unrealistic body expectations!

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing a growler means something else there...

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    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "ANDY! GET YOUR D*CK OUT OF THE CORNER POCKET!"

    Julie S
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop touching it's balls

    Chew-Bonkers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were they playing with the balls without consent? Unacceptable!

    Chewie Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I want to play Des!