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What’s worthy of the front page? A government corruption scandal? An unexpected ending to a much-anticipated sports match? Or the daily horoscope?

A little bit of each, perhaps. But sometimes, all it takes is one very irritated person to steal the headlines.

The Facebook group ‘Angry People in Local Newspapers’ collects these unforgettable clippings, proving that—whether the complaints themselves are valid or not—regional publications can do what the serious nationals will never be able to.

Hopefully, these characters sold enough issues and generated enough clicks to warrant more, because, heck yeah.

More info: Facebook

#1

Danish foreign minister gifting Great Pyramids LEGO set to Egyptian minister

Jan Burrell Report

BC_Animus
Community Member
1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A few thousand years from now people will be looking at that LEGO set and wondering how we managed to build that. Many will probably theorise alien involvement.

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    #2

    Editor's note admitting Valley News misspelled its own name on front page

    Suz Somerville Report

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they owned up to their mistake. It's cute.

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    The landscape of local news in many parts of the world has changed dramatically in recent years as people have turned away from print and television and moved toward digital media.

    In the United States, for example, attention to local news has been steadily declining at least since 2016. In 2025, 21% of Americans said they follow local news very closely, down from 37% in 2016, according to a research program funded jointly by The Pew Charitable Trusts and the John S. and James L. Knight Foundation.

    #3

    Man filling potholes with Pot Noodles out of frustration with road conditions

    Adrian Bull Report

    G A
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When it hardens it will be better than tarmac

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    #4

    Local newspaper headline about cussing parrot reforming and singing hymns

    Suz Somerville Report

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Naming him SNAFU was just asking for trouble to begin with.

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    #5

    Police car parked on grass with community-planted daffodils causing anger

    Nathan Wiginton Report

    FloC
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They can call Brian May to the rescue to plant more.

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    Americans turn to a range of sources for their local news, and while some traditional local news sources, such as TV and radio, remain common, a growing group gets their local news in other ways.

    About two-thirds of Americans (65%) said they at least sometimes get news from their local TV news station – down slightly from the 70% who said the same in 2018, though this remains one of the most popular sources of local news.

    Americans’ use of local newspapers is decreasing, too: 36% of U.S. adults said they get news from their local paper at least sometimes, compared with 43% in 2018.

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    #6

    Brian May told by council they will block him over daffodil scheme

    Tania H Report

    Armac
    Community Member
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶we will, we will, block you🎶

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    #7

    Local newspaper headline about US mother beating off mountain lion attack

    Sorca Ryan Report

    BC_Animus
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Giggles immaturely at "beating off" a lion...

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    #8

    Newspaper headline about a crematorium receiving a defibrillator with a smiling man

    William Parker Herlyna Report

    Loosey Goosey
    Community Member
    1 day ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All jokes aside, it is not unheard of for people to go into cardiac arrest at a funeral due to the stress and because funerals are often attended by large groups of old people. Also, these defibrillators are common in the UK now. You see them outside supermarkets, churches, train stations, etc. Many decommissioned phone boxes have been turned into defib stations. This one is probably in a place accessible by the public, and anyone can open it by ringing 999 in an emergency and being given the code by operators.

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    Rising shares of Americans are getting local news at least sometimes from online forums or discussion groups (52%, up from 38% in 2018) and from local government agencies or officials (40%, up from 30%).

    The sharpest growth in usage came from other online-only sources. As of last year, 42% of U.S. adults get news at least sometimes from a source that publishes online only (and was not included in any of the other categories), almost triple the share that relied on these sources in 2018 (15%).

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    #9

    Funny local newspaper ad seeking human bait for Bigfoot research

    Suz Somerville Report

    Brittania Kelli
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reward: Fame!? You're not even getting paid! For a second I thought no one would turn up then thought about the prevalence of conspiracy theorists and science deniers in that neck of the woods.

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    #11

    Investigation underway into dangerous sinkhole with man peering inside on road

    Denise Petch Report

    sbj
    Community Member
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a very scientific method of measurement

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    Many U.S. adults also get local news from people in their community, such as family, friends, and neighbors.

    Nearly three in four Americans (72%) said they often or sometimes stay updated thanks to other locals, up slightly from the 66% who said the same in 2018.

    #14

    Green parcel locker installed near residents' homes unused in quiet neighborhood

    Paul Steiner Report

    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish they would put more where I live. Right now they send my pakets kilometers away because it is "full". You can't live more central than us. why aren't there more and bigger ones in a central area with so many people?

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    When it comes to individual topics, they range from useful daily information like weather and traffic, to civic information about local government, crime, and the economy, to cultural news about the arts and sports.

    Roughly two-thirds of U.S. adults (68%) said they often get news about local weather – double the share who often consume news about crime, the next most popular topic.

    Interestingly, adults 65 and older are more likely to get news about all of these topics than those ages 18 to 29, reflecting the broader difference between the age groups in attention to news.

    #19

    Pensioner unhappy after council tells her to repaint blue house

    Lauren Halpin Report

    Loosey Goosey
    Community Member
    1 day ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently her house was subject to conservation rules. It's still a bit weird to tell someone what colour they can paint the house they own. She should move to Brighton. Everyone paints the front of their house in funky colours in Brighton. Many houses even have murals painted all over them.

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    #20

    Woman concerned about too many homes being built in Kent

    Mark C Baxter Report

    Julie S
    Community Member
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually agree with her, we used to be called the Garden of England not any more. I live or used to live in a nice little village, but they are currently building 700 houses on the farmers fields 100 yards from my house. In total they are building 13,000 new homes in my town and it's not even a decent town.

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    There are other differences that hint at how local news needs vary across demographics. And some of them are pretty intuitive. For instance, Americans who live in urban areas are also more likely than those in rural areas to say they often get local traffic news (32% vs. 24%). And parents of children under 18 are about twice as likely as those without young children to often get news about local schools (30% vs. 14%).

    #21

    Local newspaper headline about driving 1,000 miles for NHS dentist check-up

    Dave Bowers Report

    2x4b523p
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would probably be cheaper to see a private dentist than paying 1k miles worth of fuel plus presumably a hotel. At this point that’s just stubbornness.

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    #22

    Senior Tupperware Gang member caught in shed after trying to flee from police

    Brian Shepherd Report

    Brittania Kelli
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Named the Tupperware gang, because they kept co.caine in Tupperware containers and hid the Tupperware stashed along country lanes. They are suspected of importing over a million pounds into the Suffolk area.

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    #23

    Newspaper clipping titled Numpty of the week about police and traffic incident

    The Selby Post remembered Report

    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Black mariah" is a nickname for a police van. Back in the 70s they were black.

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    However, weather is the only topic about which local news consumers are highly satisfied, with two thirds (63%) saying they are extremely or very satisfied with the news they get on the topic. Among those who get news about local traffic and sports, just over four-in-ten say they are highly satisfied with the news they get (44% and 43%, respectively).

    Only about a quarter of those who consume news about the local economy (26%) or local government and politics (25%) say they are extremely or very satisfied with the quality of this news, although about twice as many respondents in each category say they are somewhat satisfied.

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    Who can call the surveyors and tell them to include angry people as a category for next time? It’s clear who the winners would be!

    #25

    Huge pothole on Market Street remains unfixed with rubber ducks floating

    Mark Gidden Report

    Billo66
    Community Member
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My road isn't even paved. lol Just go past the corn and turn right at the black and white cow.

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    #28

    Newspaper article on rich parents helping children buy a house

    Tony Hurley Report

    Marie Adamson
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried to buy a house back in the 90s. My parents were going to gift me the deposit, but the bank turned me down. They said I had to prove that I had saved the money for the deposit, and it cannot be gifted.

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    #29

    Residents in Plymouth express disgust at stifling bad egg smell near treatment works

    Liam Cruddace Report

    Kaz
    Community Member
    1 day ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pic makes it look like she's to blame!

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    #31

    Local news showing a car suspended vertically on a pole after accident

    Stephen Walsh Report

    BC_Animus
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be safe peoples - get your car a girlfriend so it wouldn't need to run off the road and hump poles while driving...

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    #32

    Man worried about rats spreading disease to Stallham in local newspaper headline

    Michael Parker Report

    CloPotato
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why bring your face so close to it then? The photographer must have been a trickster.

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    #33

    Group of local residents happy over rejection of luxury home development plans

    John Irvine Report

    Brittania Kelli
    Community Member
    1 day ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the ecstatic look of a Glaswegian (joke).

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    #34

    Six-year-old twins riding horses on their first trail hunt

    Kelly Dudley Report

    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair to the mum, I doubt she approached the paper to run a story about how sad her little kids were. She would have been approached by the journalist and asked what she thought about the ban.

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    #38

    Council warns against putting bullets in the bin during waste collection

    Nurul Hikmah Report

    Beady El
    Community Member
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meaning don’t drop them in, or don’t shoot the bins?

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    #41

    Vintage newspaper headline about local actress poking her lover's eyes out

    Suz Somerville Report

    Marie Adamson
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't find any evidence that this actually happened.

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    #42

    Residents express fears over disruption and future of Kent housing work

    Lauren Halpin Report

    Bee
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a genuine concern. Living next door to HMOs or Airbnb can be a nightmare.

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    #43

    Local newspaper story on woman ordered to pay back online game jackpot

    Lauren Halpin Report

    Loosey Goosey
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will pay you back £1 a month for the next 33,000 months.

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    #44

    Newspaper clipping on football game ruined by local dogs and Richard the Thirds

    The Selby Post remembered Report

    ABC NrEleven FCK CENSORISM
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can anyone explain a "five-a-side pitch" to a non-native speaker? I have an assumption what it means, but am not sure.

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    #45

    BBC News report on cable theft causing no internet for thousands

    Alex McKinlay Report

    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is organised crime and not funny, but why not illustrate it with someone not able to use their laptop or desk top??

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    #48

    Derbyshire woman upset over telephone pole installed near window

    Laurence Elman Report

    G A
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its not the pole so much, it's the wannabe caber tossers molesting it, grunting at all hours that disturb her....

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    #53

    Worker holds large cod fish in fish market amid UK cod population decline

    James Dodds Report

    OdetteB
    Community Member
    1 day ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chippies in my town, which is in the north west, have stopped selling cod, as the default in a fish 'n' chips supper.

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    #54

    North Wales flood defence uproar compared to maximum security prison

    Jason Hood Report

    G A
    Community Member
    1 day ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. Looks like a grimy urban crime scene. A proper Gotham City

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