We were once taught that if you have nothing good to say, then rather say nothing at all. But that biblical lesson seems to have flown out the window faster than social media took over our lives. Nowadays, well-placed clapbacks, accurate insults or on-point cursed comments seem to provide many of us with more entertainment than our favorite 90s sitcoms once did.
People have been getting highly creative when it comes to how they respond to strangers' posts. "Amazing," "beautiful," "I agree," and "K," just don't cut it anymore. The best comments are the ones that would have Kevin Hart in stitches, Shakespeare applauding from the grave, and the Queen clutching her pearls. They're sharp, witty, precise, and often offensive.
That Cursed Comment immortalizes some of the funniest comments by turning them into memes. The Instagram account has more than 13,000 followers and is growing daily. Bored Panda has put together some of the best posts from the page. But be warned: if you're easily offended, you might want to scroll right past.
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The internet has brought us many things: knowledge at our fingertips, jokes for days, memes, new friends, and a bunch of keyboard warriors ready to strike at any moment. They hide behind their screens, posting angry, mean, or bossy comments online that they probably wouldn't say to someone's face.
"The keyboard warrior phenomenon is closely tied to the psychology of online interaction. Reduced face-to-face consequences, instant feedback, and the desire for attention or control can all contribute to aggressive digital behavior," explain the ISTAR Institute's experts, who spend their days researching digital culture, technology and social behavior.
What was that saying about the most intelligent bears and the least intelligent tourists?
The ISTAR team adds that sometimes, keyboard warriors may feel unheard or powerless offline, so they use online platforms as an outlet for frustration. Other times, keyboard warriors act strategically. They're out to derail discussions or influence public opinion.
"Keyboard warriors can negatively affect online communities by discouraging open discussion and creating hostile environments," explains the site. "Over time, unchecked aggressive behavior may reduce participation, silence diverse viewpoints, and erode trust within digital spaces."
Two heads are better than…..no, sorry. I won’t. Please don’t downvote me.
Struggling with keyboard warriors who won't shut up? Experts advise that you don't engage directly, as it can escalate the situation. Instead, you should focus on minimizing the impact rather than increasing confrontation. Remember that the person is probably trying to provoke you - don't play into their hands.
"Use platform tools," suggests the ISTAR site, "adjust privacy settings, mute conversations, or block repeat offenders." It also notes that you should report toxic online behavior, and use reporting systems to flag harassment or rule violations. While not always easy, it helps to focus on positive and meaningful interactions with other users.
He doesn't need to wash hands or anything. Germs have self-respect and dignity. They wouldn't touch him if their lives depended on it.
Still correct, yes, but he won't have to measure anymore after that.
Can't blame him. When I was stuck in a war zone I started binge watching random shows. Anything just to keep mind occupied
Most food we eat is made of babies. Peas are babies, carrots, nuts, grains, sprouts, seeds. All babies.
serious bp? this is ok for your standards but theres a list of 10000000 dumb words that will be censored out of fear for the advertising??
The insults are why I got my gap filled. I thought people were more accepting these days, but...
They were pretty terrible. Some were actually offensive.
Load More Replies...If I'm ever in the position, I very much hope to still be made fun of. It's about a million times better than being pitied.
Load More Replies...Most of theme were tasteless and abhorrent. Switch to a different reposting bot, BP.
Do better, Robyn. I'd've expected to get fired if I were you, except they never fired Binitha, and nothing is Binitha. But even if this is tolerated by your employers, you shouldn't tolerate it as a human being.
Gods forbid an advertiser sees someone use the word 'scréw' to refer to a fastener, but 'kids with cancer' jokes are somehow acceptable? BP, your priorities are fücked up.
Robyn Smith, you are an evil person for putting together this list! Many of the entries are completely inappropriate or truly offensive.
Honestly, that pansexual one was really offensive. So was that cucumber one.
This listicle is using body shaming and other base humor because this is what humanity has become…
I think a lot of the commenters need to get a sense of humour. The funny thing is, it's invariably white, liberal women who complain, while just arrogantly assuming the racial group/gender, whatever, appreciates them defending that group. Most of them, in my experience, hate that c**p.
No, this is on you. You have a terrible and immature sense of humor. I suspect you're not even 12 yet.
Load More Replies...They were pretty terrible. Some were actually offensive.
Load More Replies...If I'm ever in the position, I very much hope to still be made fun of. It's about a million times better than being pitied.
Load More Replies...Most of theme were tasteless and abhorrent. Switch to a different reposting bot, BP.
Do better, Robyn. I'd've expected to get fired if I were you, except they never fired Binitha, and nothing is Binitha. But even if this is tolerated by your employers, you shouldn't tolerate it as a human being.
Gods forbid an advertiser sees someone use the word 'scréw' to refer to a fastener, but 'kids with cancer' jokes are somehow acceptable? BP, your priorities are fücked up.
Robyn Smith, you are an evil person for putting together this list! Many of the entries are completely inappropriate or truly offensive.
Honestly, that pansexual one was really offensive. So was that cucumber one.
This listicle is using body shaming and other base humor because this is what humanity has become…
I think a lot of the commenters need to get a sense of humour. The funny thing is, it's invariably white, liberal women who complain, while just arrogantly assuming the racial group/gender, whatever, appreciates them defending that group. Most of them, in my experience, hate that c**p.
No, this is on you. You have a terrible and immature sense of humor. I suspect you're not even 12 yet.
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