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I don’t know about you, but I’m a simple person with simple needs, so most of my Uber rides go something like this: request a car, get in, exchange a quick hello, then ride in peaceful silence until we arrive. A polite goodbye, boom—instant 5 stars. Beautiful.

Naturally though, it’s not always like this, and sometimes more communication is involved. Usually it’s nothing special or memorable, just “traffic’s bad today” or “yeah, this weather, right?” But for these folks? Well, their drivers had something very different to say.

Instead of small talk, they got ridiculously funny messages and painfully awkward exchanges you truly can’t make up. People ended up screenshotting the chaos and sharing it online, and we’ve rounded up some of the most hilarious ones below—buckle up and enjoy.

#1

Funniest-Uber-Drivers-Texts

Text message exchange showing a funny and unhinged conversation from an Uber driver confirming pickup.

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    Well That’s A Pleasant Change From The Usual

    Text message conversation with a Dasher about avocados timing, showcasing one of the funniest texts from Uber drivers.

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    #3

    To My Driver On 28 July…thank You For This Gem Of A Drop Off Photo

    Text message showing a humorous delivery confirmation with a cat held upright on a porch, featuring funny Uber driver texts.

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    Uber was founded in 2009 by entrepreneurs Garrett Camp and Travis Kalanick after they had trouble getting a cab in Paris during a snowstorm. What started as a simple idea to request rides through a smartphone app has transformed into a global transportation giant. The company launched publicly in San Francisco in 2011 and has since expanded to operate in approximately 70 countries and 15,000 cities worldwide.

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    #4

    Funniest-Uber-Drivers-Texts

    Chat screen showing a funny text exchange from Uber drivers with a message saying cannot fly car.

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    #5

    I’m A Hungry Boy

    Text message from delivery driver humorously asking who's a hungry boy, showcasing one of the funniest Uber driver texts.

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    #6

    Messages Between Wife And Dd Driver Who Saw Our “Congrats It’s A Girl” Yard Sign

    Text message exchange showing one of the funniest and most unhinged texts from Uber drivers about a pregnancy test delivery.

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    The numbers behind Uber are pretty wild. The platform has over 180 million monthly active users and coordinates an average of 36 million trips and delivery orders per day. Since its inception, Uber has coordinated 64 billion trips and has grown to include not just ride-hailing, but also food delivery through Uber Eats, package delivery, and freight transport. The company now works with over 8 million drivers and couriers globally.

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    #7

    Delivering Christmas Cheer

    Text conversation between an Uber driver and passenger joking about snow and a modern car during a holiday season.

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    Peter's wife
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    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If i was the DD, I would have had so much fun with that response, I can think of some very funny or naughty replies 😄

    #8

    Just Got The Best Response From My Dasher. Currently Loling

    Screenshot of funny text conversation with Uber driver comparing Taco Bell wait time to rare chemical's half-life in humorous message.

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    #9

    This Made Me Snort Laugh

    Text message from an Uber driver asking to leave the delivery at the door due to loud, barking dogs.

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    Gingersnap In Iowa
    Community Member
    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always had a "please don't ring the doorbell" note on my deliveries. Trust me, Melvin will let me know you're here. 😁

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    With such massive scale comes inevitable variety in experiences. When you have millions of people interacting every single day, you’re bound to get some truly memorable exchanges. While most rides are perfectly ordinary, some result in the kind of awkward or hilarious text messages that people can’t help but share online. These moments range from drivers sending oddly specific instructions to passengers asking the most bizarre questions imaginable.

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    #11

    Dasher Added A Religious Tract To My Bag

    Text exchange between Uber driver and passenger discussing a religious track found in the bag from Uber drivers messages.

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    THEVibingShark92
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    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would be contacting uber about that, regardless of what it is putting anything in my bag is scary

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    #12

    Funniest-Uber-Drivers-Texts

    Chat messages between an Uber driver and passenger with funny and unhinged texts about meeting location concerns.

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    Phantom Phoenix
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    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This may not apply in this situation, but it's Gen X for "This isn't necessarily the conclusion to this thought I've expressed... could be more to it... I'll allow you to fill in the rest..." We apparently have an aversion to conclusive finality...

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    But alongside the funny stories, there are legitimate concerns that many users have raised about feeling uncomfortable or unsafe in rideshares. People have reported feeling unsafe due to drivers behaving erratically, being verbally aggressive, or making inappropriate comments during rides. Both passengers and drivers have the ability to report when they feel uncomfortable, and these concerns are taken seriously enough that accounts can be disabled for guideline violations.

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    #13

    Niceeee!!!!!

    Screenshot of a funny Uber driver text exchange showing a customer tipping for sharing the driver’s name Fernanda.

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    Lily bloom
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    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist- their mom is the Uber driver

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    #14

    Driver Left Order At A Gas Station

    Text conversation showing a funny Uber Eats delivery left at a gas station instead of the customer's house.

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    Tea Drinker
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    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely. Your neighborhood is a war zone, dude.

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    #15

    Dasher's Response To My Note Asking Them To Be Quiet

    Screenshot of a funny and unhinged text conversation between an Uber driver and passenger using playful language and emojis.

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    Multa Nocte
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    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now this is cute! Many of these others are making me glad I don't live in an area with Door Dashing.

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    One common worry is that the screening process might not catch everyone who shouldn’t be driving. Background checks can miss certain issues, and the gig economy model means rideshare drivers don’t have the same regulatory oversight that traditional taxi drivers do. There have also been situations where companies didn’t act quickly enough on customer complaints, allowing problematic drivers to keep operating for longer than they should have.

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    #16

    Funniest-Uber-Drivers-Texts

    Chat conversation showing funny and unhinged texts from Uber drivers about unusual food orders.

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    #17

    Funniest-Uber-Drivers-Texts

    Notification from Uber Eats driver with a funny message reading nom nom nom nom in a text alert.

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    #18

    Funniest-Uber-Drivers-Texts

    Screenshot of a funny text exchange with an Uber driver expressing unexpected love in a humorous message conversation.

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    To address safety concerns, Uber has built several features into the app. There’s a button that connects you to emergency services and automatically shares your location and trip details with authorities. The app can also detect if your trip goes off-course or if there might have been a crash, then checks in to see if you need help. You can share your trip status with friends or family so they can track where you are in real-time.

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    #19

    Bruh Can You Just Be Normal

    Screenshot of a funny and unhinged text from a delivery driver named Kevin updating about an order in a humorous way.

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    THEVibingShark92
    Community Member
    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    guys do you think he likes emojis? 👍😏🤔🤨🤗😯

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    #20

    Ever Lose An Order Because It's At A Crime Scene?

    Text conversation with an Uber driver named Danielle explaining a crime scene blocking food pickup at Checkers.

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    #21

    Never A Dull Moment

    Text message exchange between Uber driver and customer with funny and unhinged messages about order delay and police presence.

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny story, our house is surrounded by SWAT, let me know when you're at the corner.

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    The app also lets you record audio during your ride, which gets encrypted and can be accessed later if you need to report something. When you communicate with your driver through the app, your actual phone numbers stay hidden from each other. There’s even a safety agent you can contact during rides if something feels off but isn’t quite an emergency situation.

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    #22

    Funniest-Uber-Drivers-Texts

    Text message from Uber driver Gerard explaining no place to park and not returning, with passenger replying oh my.

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    #23

    What Would You Do

    Text message from an Uber driver explaining they are having a rough day and will eat the food instead of delivering it.

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    THEVibingShark92
    Community Member
    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    absolutely contacting doordash about this, you may be having a rough day but so am i

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    #24

    Caught Red Handed 😂

    Text exchange between Uber driver and customer showing funny messages from Uber drivers during delivery.

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    For drivers, Uber does multi-step background checks looking for things like impaired driving and violent offenses. They recheck drivers at least once a year and use monitoring technology to flag new issues between those checks. The app also uses photo verification to make sure the person driving is actually the person who passed the screening.

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    #25

    Who Is In The Wrong Here?

    Screenshot of a funny and unhinged text exchange between a customer and a delivery driver about missing food.

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    Jenna Kay
    Community Member
    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Excellent! I can't wait to tell the judge that you did not deliver my food because you were too lazy."

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    #26

    Funniest-Uber-Drivers-Texts

    Screenshot of funny and unhinged text messages between an Uber driver and passenger about canceling a ride.

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    #27

    Customer Tried To Get Me Detained Today

    Text message from an Uber driver apologizing for being late after a drop-off at a military base involving a gaming mouse request.

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    Still, even with all these tools, both riders and drivers need to stay aware. Verify the driver matches what’s in the app before getting in, sit in the back seat when you can, and trust your gut if something feels wrong. You can end a trip early if you’re uncomfortable, and the fare will usually get adjusted. No system is perfect, so knowing what safety features are available and actually using them when needed makes a real difference.

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    #28

    Cmon Man. I Can’t Just Get My Food?

    Chat conversation screenshot showing an unhinged text exchange between an Uber driver and passenger.

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    #29

    My Doordasher Is Stuck In The Elevator

    Text conversation showing funny and unhinged messages from an Uber driver stuck in an elevator asking for help.

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    #30

    Totally F'd Up

    Chat exchange showing funny and unhinged texts between an Uber driver and passenger about delivery instructions.

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    #31

    I Mean Why Not😂

    Screenshot of a humorous text conversation from an Uber driver asking about fertility tests for his wife.

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    Tea Drinker
    Community Member
    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this one of those, "Oh, you're a doctor. I have a question..." things?

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    #32

    We Ordered Pizza

    Text message from Uber driver Calvin making jokes while delivering order, showcasing funny and unhinged Uber driver texts.

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    THEVibingShark92
    Community Member
    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    more mood swings than a pregnant lady

    #33

    He Had Me Come Out To The Car To Get It. I Had To Sign Off My Meeting

    Text conversation between an Uber driver and passenger sharing a humorous message about kids in the car.

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why they make velcro! 😂😂😂

    #34

    My First Doordash Order Of The Night LOL

    Screenshot of a humorous text conversation between Uber driver and customer about a c****m delivery delay.

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    #35

    Ok That's A New One

    Map showing delivery route with Uber driver instructions to leave package at the door in a neighborhood area.

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    #36

    I Have Never Had A Customer Say This

    Text message exchange showing a customer having trouble finding a place and a funny unhinged Uber driver reply.

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    #37

    Funniest-Uber-Drivers-Texts

    Screenshot of a humorous Uber driver text emphasizing passenger cooperation, safety, and seat belt laws.

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    Multa Nocte
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    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear driver - f‍u‍c‍k off (Multa Nocte 9:11).

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    #38

    Crazy Encounter

    Funny and unhinged text exchange from Uber driver about extra ranches during delivery with humorous driver reply.

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    Jenna Kay
    Community Member
    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is such a real moment ... and I am so ashamed at how much this made me laugh.

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    #39

    It Finally Happened To Me 🤦🏻‍♀️

    Text exchange showing a humorous Uber driver message about order delivery and food theft claims.

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    Peeka_Mimi
    Community Member
    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have had doordaah deliver to what I suspect is their own apartment and take a picture and say it was delivered. I live in a house.

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    #42

    Unsure How To React To This

    Text message from an Uber driver referring to a "mercy delivery" for disadvantaged customers far from typical service areas.

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    Tea Drinker
    Community Member
    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does this really mean? No tip required? Free delivery? If Doordash accepted your order, that means you're not out of the delivery area, right?

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    #43

    Do You Think I Can Get My Account Back?

    Screenshot of a funny and unhinged Uber driver text conversation with a creepy face meme included.

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    #44

    Poor Dude Never Expected A Request Like This In My Life

    Text message exchange from Uber driver accusing girlfriend of cheating while asking about cars in the driveway, funny unhinged texts.

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    #45

    Dasher Feeling Flirtatious

    Text exchange with Uber driver Terry asking if the passenger is single, showcasing funny and unhinged Uber driver texts.

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    Mike F
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    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, just me, my pit bull and my cobras!

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    #46

    Just Give Me My Food Please And Thank You. Leave Jesus Christ Out Of It

    Screenshot of a funny and unhinged text message from an Uber driver with a religious warning to repent.

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    Kiki Likes Sweets
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    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Jesus is coming soon, he'd better be bringing my dämn food with him!

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    #47

    Funniest-Uber-Drivers-Texts

    Screenshot of funny and unhinged texts from Uber drivers discussing being arrested and delayed.

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    #48

    Should I Be Worried?

    Text conversation between an Uber driver and customer about a delayed order, highlighting funny and unhinged Uber driver texts.

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    #49

    Funniest-Uber-Drivers-Texts

    Funny text exchange between a delivery driver and customer showing a birthday message in a humorous Uber driver chat.

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    #50

    Dasher Calling Out Dairy Queen

    Screenshot of a funny and unhinged text exchange from an Uber driver commenting on food safety inside an establishment.

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    Laughing Orc
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    17 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So long as they're not cooking the food or packing the bags using those feet, I don't see that it's a problem

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    Note: this post originally had 80 images. It’s been shortened to the top 50 images based on user votes.

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