All of us start our lives as little kids, sometime later we grow up, then grow old and turn to be childish again. So, too, with your sense of humor: while you might be too cool for knock-knock jokes or silly puns in your teens or early twenties, something happens when you're nearing that 30 line (or sooner if you have kids!). This kind of humor turns to be hilarious again, and so much so that you feel you must share the funniest jokes and the stupidest puns with the world (or your kids at least).
And if you feel kind of ashamed by liking these simple yet somehow hilarious jokes, there's no need to feel this way. As it turns out, a study was conducted in search of the best jokes ever, and, by millions of votes, THIS is it:
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He's not breathing, so his friend calls 911. 'My friend is dead! What should I do?" The operator replies, "Calm down, sir, first make sure that he's really dead." There's a silence, then a loud bang. Back on the phone, the guy says, "Ok, now what?"
Yep, that is the scientifically proven best joke in the world — so there's no need to be ashamed of liking silly jokes, right?
Bored Panda scoured the Internet for the most excellent two-line jokes and came up with this list. Which one is the most cringe-worthy? Or maybe you have a few funny jokes of your own and would like to share them in the comments?
(h/t: robyp87, justsomething)
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Skydiving Advice
Heart Of A Lion
Pun Intended
Catching Fog
Mirror Factory
Just Say No
Bad Genes
New Ideas
Snail Race
The Fresh Prince
The Last Wish
I have an epi-pen and I laughed. Not everything like this is necessarily bad or etc.
Funny Two Line Jokes
Funny Two Line Jokes
Funny Two Lines Jokes
Funny Two Line Jokes
Funny Two Line Jokes
Funny Two Line Jokes
Funny Two Line Jokes
Funny Two Line Jokes
Funny Two Line Jokes
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger then it hit me
old joke No. 2
wow that a nice one
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
He's got nothing left.
i'd tell you a chemistry joke but i wouldn't get a reaction
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger then it hit me
old joke No. 2
wow that a nice one
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
He's got nothing left.
i'd tell you a chemistry joke but i wouldn't get a reaction