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72 Tweets That Made The Internet A Little Funnier, One Strange Thought At A Time (September Edition)
If you can ignore the endless spam, chaotic drama, and annoying bots, X is still a place where people share relatable thoughts and funny everyday moments. And the posts (or should we say tweets) clearly prove that a good punchline doesn’t need more than a few words.
Some are so funny they deserve a bigger platform than X, so Bored Panda gathered the absolute best ones from September all in one place — think of it as a month-end mental palate cleanser.
You’ll find short, highly relatable observations, witty one-liners, and meme-worthy text that will definitely make your day a little bit brighter.
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Queen Typo 6 hours ago
Love that one. And the one that says congratulations on properly washing your hands
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 12 hours ago
My mother does not understand sarcasm. At all. I've tried explaining that to people, but no one gets it. I remember this one time when I was a teenager and my best friend Andy was over. My mom pulled a watermelon out of the fridge to cut it up, and said something like "Hmm, I bought this a few days ago, I hope it's still good." Andy overheard her and said, very sarcastically, "Oh, no, Linda, that watermelon is rotten." My mother was like "oh! oh no!" and walked straight over to the trash can and dropped the entire watermelon into the trash. She didn't wonder how Andy, who was across the entire room and nowhere near the fridge, could have known the watermelon was bad. She didn't hear his sarcastic tone. After she threw the watermelon away, Andy looked over at me like 👁️👄👁️ and I was like "Dude, I TOLD you she doesn't get sarcasm!" XD I still remember that incident 30 years later.
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Stephanie A Mutti 8 hours ago
It's a great night before.. the sleep of knowing in the morning there would be numbers again.
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Mark Stewart 14 hours ago (edited)
Flagship android phones are just as expensive as iPhones and don't look radically different year on year either, but they don't seem to attract the same hate that apple does.
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Queen Typo 6 hours ago
Add to that the 4 year old that tells you that you just missed your turn and you describe the way I drove for a lot of years
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Luke || Kira (he/she) 8 hours ago
If you don't date a coward, he'll go absolutely FERAL over you even at your worst possible self.
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Luke || Kira (he/she) 8 hours ago
To be fair, a lot of campy movies have lines that go insanely hard. You look up "Do you think God stays in heaven since He, too, lives in fear of what He's created?" thinking it's some Shakespeare quote, but nope, it's from Spy Kids.
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UnclePanda 10 hours ago (edited)
"Any questions?" How many chickens does take to kllll an elephant?
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 12 hours ago
I only have the third type right now, but that's okay, because I love my Panda friends <3
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Radek Suski 9 hours ago
until then teenager gonna only use emotics for communication so nobody gonna understand anyway. Like in ancient Egypt
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Did I say that out loud? 7 hours ago
He should have stuck to fúckîng pig heads in the Bullingdon Club.
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Daniel Atkins 9 hours ago
I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me, and it'll happen to you, too. Abe Simpson
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