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If you can ignore the endless spam, chaotic drama, and annoying bots, X is still a place where people share relatable thoughts and funny everyday moments. And the posts (or should we say tweets) clearly prove that a good punchline doesn’t need more than a few words.

Some are so funny they deserve a bigger platform than X, so Bored Panda gathered the absolute best ones from September all in one place — think of it as a month-end mental palate cleanser.

You’ll find short, highly relatable observations, witty one-liners, and meme-worthy text that will definitely make your day a little bit brighter.

#1

Funny Tweets sharing a heartwarming morning story about sitting with a frog.

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merlin
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1 week ago

Bliss

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    #2

    Funny tweets about ignoring terms of service updates

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    moggiemoo
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    1 week ago

    And, in particular, companies that you've never had any dealings with.

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    #3

    Funny tweets mocking TV chefs who use overly exotic and hard-to-find ingredients.

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    gi ga
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    1 week ago

    I only have crying alpaca tears, a bit more salty..Will use less icelandic salt

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    Some struggles are universal. For example, the pain of choosing the right pictures in an online CAPTCHA test. Or the absolute nightmare of trying to make friends as an adult.

    These jokes are funny, first and foremost, because they hit way too close to home. Relatable humor is consistently the most well-received type of comedy because it mirrors our daily lives.

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    #4

    Funny tweets about Bear Grylls and the camera guy in survival shows

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    Owen
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    1 week ago

    And you know Bear Grylls is actually sleeping in a five star hotel inbetween filming.

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    #5

    Funny tweets about getting a dog ball under the couch

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    Owen
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    1 week ago

    And I'll still get it for her the 101st time. Because dogs fill our lives with joy. Also p**p. But let's focus on the joy.

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    #6

    Funny tweets about cleaning the house

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    Stardrop
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    1 week ago

    no... how could this be </3

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    Research shows that relatable jokes instantly trigger a psychological phenomenon known as in-group bonding.

    According to a 2021 study, shared humor triggers endorphin release and activates the brain’s social reward network. When we laugh at a shared struggle, our brains process it as reassurance that we aren’t alone in our silly everyday habits.

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    #7

    Funny tweets about listening to your body on a workday

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    Mama Oddling
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    1 week ago

    Sounds like a solid plan.

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    #8

    Funny tweets about the expectations of menopause

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    Multa Nocte (she/her 8647)
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    I WISH it had eliminated the hair on my legs!

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    #9

    Funny tweets from X about a dog taking a treat to another room.

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    G A
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    I always assumed this is so no one else tries to steal it (in dog mentality). Dates back to pack days.

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    Posts blending humor and surprise get significantly more likes and retweets than posts using just one element. When an unexpected twist — such as a witty observation, a meme, or a shocking statistic — joins a sharp punchline, the impact doubles.

    Studies show that this combination of surprise and comedy triggers quick reader engagement. It drives users to hit share instantly, pushing the post into viral territory.

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    #10

    A funny tweet about making a baby laugh on the train, shared on the X feed.

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    G A
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    Cute

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    #11

    Funny tweets about summer tan fading and foundation shades

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    Sue User
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    My ex, who is non white, honestly thought I needed to go to doctor when he saw my pale English belly for the first time.

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    #12

    Funny tweets about 8000 terracota worriers

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    BarkingSquirell
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    Surprisingly clever, Lark.

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    This element of surprise works so well because of the Incongruity Theory of humor — it means our minds expect one thing, but a joke suddenly delivers something completely different.

    German philosopher Immanuel Kant described humor as a stimulating juxtaposition. He saw it as a quick, unexpected shift of ideas — much like playing a strategy game or following sudden tempo changes in a piece of music. Other scholars who study incongruity argue that humor happens when the brain experiences a sudden disruption in a pattern it fully expected to continue.

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    On X, Incongruity Theory frequently leads to funny misunderstandings. That is mostly because joke tweets are almost always framed like basic, everyday observational posts. When the platform first launched, people praised it as a simple space to post quick life updates and share ordinary thoughts. Even though it has evolved into a massive, multifaceted network, many users still treat tweets as literal statements — and that is where the humor is born.

    #13

    Funny tweets about a woman on an airport luggage carousel

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    Mark Stewart
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    Peak dad joke.

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    #14

    Funny tweets about eating a potato on the X feed

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    Charlie the Cat
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    Boil em, mash em, put em in a stew 🥔

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    #15

    Funny tweets questioning the literal meaning of chances are slim and fat chance.

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    Howl's sleeping castle
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    1 week ago

    42

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    Jokes and memes also sear themselves into our consciousness in a way that more complex and sophisticated opinions struggle to.

    “You’re far more likely to remember a joke than an argument. The key thing about humor is that it’s entertaining, ultimately. People like to laugh, and therefore it’s more memorable — you can make a point that penetrates more rapidly just on that basis,” says Andrew Doyle, a satirist and creator of a parody Twitter account.

    While a detailed essay requires active focus to read and evaluate, a sharp meme delivers its message instantly. You get the setup, the twist, and the emotional payoff in a split second. Because it triggers a quick laugh, your brain logs the post as an enjoyable moment, making you far more likely to recall it — and share it with others — days or weeks later.

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    #16

    Funny Tweets post about the difficulty of being an art thief.

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    gi ga
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    Money

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    #17

    Funny tweets about resume gaps and staff gaps during interviews

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    "I signed an NDA"..."Could you tell me about that"... 🤫🙂‍↔️

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    #18

    Funny tweets about being tired of captchas

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    Owen
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    1 week ago

    It's used for AI to learn from. You are not proving you are human, you are teaching a computer program to be more human. But yeah, they suck. 😐

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    Recent academic research breaks down exactly how people use comedy on X. A 2023 study analyzed the specific types and functions of humor posted across popular accounts on the platform.

    The researchers used established linguistic theories to break down dozens of viral posts into clear categories. Out of all the verbal humor styles out there — including riddles, puns, satires, and classic punchlines — one style easily topped the list: irony.

    People on X naturally default to ironic commentary. They post subtle, dry observations that contrast what we expect with what actually happens in real life.

    #19

    Funny tweets about taking fitness very seriously

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    Love that one. And the one that says congratulations on properly washing your hands

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    #20

    Funny tweets about deodorant with a creepy profile picture

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    But is it aluminum free? That's your issue. 🤣

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    #21

    Humorous tweets from X about being distracted by a phone between tasks.

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    Mama Oddling
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    I feel very seen...

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    A study published in the journal of English Literature and Linguistic Studies also looked at why we post these jokes in the first place. Beyond fishing for retweets, experts say the primary driver of internet comedy is what they call the solidarity function.

    People usually tweet jokes to share hyper-specific moments, highlight common struggles, and capitalize on shared experiences.

    Whether someone is teasing a friend, venting about a bad day, or coping with a stressful situation, the goal is always the same. We use comedy as a bridge to make a massive, chaotic timeline feel just a little more human.

    #22

    Wholesome Tweets sharing a touching moment about a mother with dementia.

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    nomnomborkbork
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    These moments are jewels to cherish.

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    #23

    Funny tweets about ordering an expensive hot chocolate from a trendy cafe

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    Kristiina Männiste
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    RIP OPs wallet.

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    In an online landscape dominated by rage bait and exhausting debates, these small pockets of humor act as a quick mental palate cleanser.

    They give your brain a moment of relief and remind you that millions of strangers are stumbling through the same modern absurdities that you are. So think of this list as skipping past all the noise and landing straight on the absolute best parts of the internet. Also, don’t forget to pass it along to someone who truly deserves a break.

    #24

    Funny tweets featuring a joke about building Lego Rome in a day

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    Door Door
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    🥁tish

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    #25

    A funny tweet about people playing a piano left in an alley, posted on the X feed.

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    nomnomborkbork
    Community Member
    1 week ago (edited)

    I'd play it.

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    #26

    Humorous Tweets poking fun at buying the new iPhone 18 Pro Max.

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    Mark Stewart
    Community Member
    1 week ago (edited)

    Flagship android phones are just as expensive as iPhones and don't look radically different year on year either, but they don't seem to attract the same hate that apple does.

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    #27

    Funny tweets about an 8-year-old passenger acting as a speed limit alarm

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    Add to that the 4 year old that tells you that you just missed your turn and you describe the way I drove for a lot of years

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    #28

    Funny tweets about learning sarcasm on the X feed

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    My mother does not understand sarcasm. At all. I've tried explaining that to people, but no one gets it. I remember this one time when I was a teenager and my best friend Andy was over. My mom pulled a watermelon out of the fridge to cut it up, and said something like "Hmm, I bought this a few days ago, I hope it's still good." Andy overheard her and said, very sarcastically, "Oh, no, Linda, that watermelon is rotten." My mother was like "oh! oh no!" and walked straight over to the trash can and dropped the entire watermelon into the trash. She didn't wonder how Andy, who was across the entire room and nowhere near the fridge, could have known the watermelon was bad. She didn't hear his sarcastic tone. After she threw the watermelon away, Andy looked over at me like 👁️👄👁️ and I was like "Dude, I TOLD you she doesn't get sarcasm!" XD I still remember that incident 30 years later.

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    #29

    Hilarious tweets about easy applying to jobs and forgetting which ones

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    lou leighton
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    1 week ago

    I'm not but beggars can't be choosers when you have bills to pay

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    #30

    Humorous and funny tweets about a wife eating Doritos to block out her husband's voice

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    BarkingSquirell
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    Now you know why he's always eating Doritos.

    #31

    Funny tweets about an unprofitable Doordash experience

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    Mobey Drunk
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    1 week ago (edited)

    I made $71 in 3 1/2 hours last night.

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    #32

    Humorous post about Pirates of the Caribbean on the X feed

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    Luke || Kira (he/she)
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    To be fair, a lot of campy movies have lines that go insanely hard. You look up "Do you think God stays in heaven since He, too, lives in fear of what He's created?" thinking it's some Shakespeare quote, but nope, it's from Spy Kids.

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    #33

    Funny tweets shared on X comparing Spanish phrases to biology class.

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    B Parke
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    looks more like "wheres the library" but I'm not good with Portuguese/s

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    #35

    Funny tweets about keeping open browser tabs for emotional support

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    VisuallyChallengedPew
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    I have an ex who I still keep in contact with. She was going through it one day and texted me "Did you break up with me because I'm too critical?" I replied with the real reason and she replied with "Yeah I know, but I thought maybe there was another reason." Me: "You also keep 327 tabs open in your browser" Her: "Fair"

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    #36

    Funny tweets displaying a package delivery status that ends with a destroyed status

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    DebSue
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    I live in Florida, ordered Amazon that shipped from S. Carolina ,waiting forever as it was coming by USPS, tracked it all around Puerto Rico !! Amazon credited me, a few weeks later it turned up and it didn't even bring me a T-shirt.

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    #37

    Funny tweets about comparing four social media likes to four purring cats

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 week ago (edited)

    Four greyhounds would work for me

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    #38

    Funny tweets about payday lasting only 20 minutes

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    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    It's a great night before.. the sleep of knowing in the morning there would be numbers again.

    #39

    Funny tweets questioning the literal definition of an everything bagel with cream cheese.

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    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    I’ll have one. Herb and garlic cream cheese for preference

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    #40

    Amusing and funny tweets showcasing a husband asking his unwashed wife to fool around

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    Luke || Kira (he/she)
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    If you don't date a coward, he'll go absolutely FERAL over you even at your worst possible self.

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    #41

    Funny tweets about adult friendship options

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    I only have the third type right now, but that's okay, because I love my Panda friends <3

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    #42

    Funny tweets from a Zoom meeting about the plural of beef

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    UnclePanda
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    1 week ago (edited)

    "Any questions?" How many chickens does take to kllll an elephant?

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    #43

    Funny tweets about a hilarious misunderstanding between husband and wife over using scales.

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    merlin
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    I thought it said p***s but no it says p**p. Bloody bs BP

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    #44

    Witty tweets on X about finally feeling ready to handle the year 2025.

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    Kathy Brooke
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    1 week ago

    Nah, I haven't got over 2020 yet.

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    #45

    Funny tweets about taking a shower in anger, describing it as rage bathing.

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    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    Brings a whole other meaning to cooling off in the shower

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    #46

    Funny tweets about a person saying alright after someone sneezes five times

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    Owen
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    1 week ago

    I say 'Bless you'. But only the first time. If they sneeze again I say 'You only get one.'

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    #47

    Funny tweets showing a confused online survey question about residing in Florida

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    Jeff White
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    1 week ago

    Where is the: "For the Love of God I hope not" option.

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    #48

    Funny tweets reflecting on future millennial grandparents texting in the family group chat

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    Radek Suski
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    until then teenager gonna only use emotics for communication so nobody gonna understand anyway. Like in ancient Egypt

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    #49

    A funny tweet about Americans and Germans flirting, perfect for a list of funny tweets.

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    Gavin Bamber
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    1 week ago

    she responds: the longer the hose, the better.

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    #50

    Interesting Tweets about finding a unique apple with no DNA match.

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    Anony Mouse
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    Presumably there are seeds inside…

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    #51

    Funny tweets showing a Google Maps screenshot about traffic

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    But 17 fewer turns.

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    #52

    Funny tweets about running for mayor by Chase Mitchell

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    BarkingSquirell
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    1 week ago

    Great heading.

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    #53

    Humorous post about a Halloween costume idea on the X feed

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    Silberwolf
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    1 week ago

    Great idea xD

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    #54

    Funny tweets about the surreal feeling of seeing a Dalmatian in real life

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    BarkingSquirell
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    1 week ago (edited)

    They are spot-on what they look like in movies.

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    #55

    Funny tweets about showing signs of psychosis when liking someone

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    Bald Eagle
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    1 week ago

    ☠️

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    #56

    Funny tweets joke about Canadian sugar daddies

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    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    No. No we don’t. That’s just weird. And kinda creepy

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    #57

    Funny tweets showing a car crashed into a grocery store on the X feed

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    Radek Suski
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    1 week ago

    i can literally see it happening to me

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    #58

    Funny tweets jokingly advising to support a local law firm and sue somebody

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    Bald Eagle
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    1 week ago

    i don't want to Shop like a Billionaire I want to Sue like one

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    #59

    Hilarious and funny tweets depicting a man telling his wife their mortgage rate to be romantic

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    Gingersnap In Iowa
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    That works for me.

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    #61

    Funny tweets sharing a joke about an Oxford graduate working as an Uber Eats driver

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    Glix Drap
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    1 week ago

    Depends on what he graduated in - if it was History of Art then I have no sympathy with him.

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    #62

    A witty tweet joking about a TV license inspector in high vis, included in funny tweets.

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    jonathan
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    1 week ago

    You should be much more upset that you have a tv license guy.

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    #64

    Funny tweets about Jamiroquai on the X feed

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    Maya_D
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    1 week ago

    My mum saw the lead singer in the local shopping centre one time. Can’t believe she missed the opportunity to say this. (My dad would’ve done.)

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    #65

    Funny tweets about an HR misunderstanding regarding shopping at a store named Paks

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    JW
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    1 week ago

    For the benefit of Americans: The name "Paks" sounds like a slur used for Central Asians -- it came from "Pakistanis".

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    #66

    Funny tweets sharing a playful question about pattern recognition

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    Balseraph
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    1 week ago

    If you have a corkboard, I'll bring the red string.

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    #67

    Funny tweets showing a post about a husband wanting to sip coffee while riding a motorcycle

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    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    You’re welcome to try but it’s probably not gonna end well

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    #69

    Funny tweets showing Grampa Simpson telling kids a story about school and work days

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    Daniel Atkins
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    1 week ago

    I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me, and it'll happen to you, too. Abe Simpson

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    #70

    An amusing tweet about Ed Sheeran watching documentaries, ideal for a compilation of funny tweets.

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    Spidercat
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    If I'm walking past a bar and see two people having a fïght that is clearly between themselves and is happening for reasons that A: I do not understand and B: do not directly involve me, then I keep walking. I do not pick a side...

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    #71

    A funny tweet comparing Charli XCX to David Cameron in 2016, selected for funny tweets.

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    Did I say that out loud?
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    He should have stuck to fúckîng pig heads in the Bullingdon Club.

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