“The Dad Is Not A Person; It’s A Lifestyle”: 50 Pics That Scream Dad Energy, Shared By Facebook Page

neeeeeeeed

😂😂😂

So true, out after breakfast, home for lunch, out again, back for dinner then gone until bedtime.

Only rule we had, you'll be home when the streetlights turn on.

w dad

Must have had a bug in it - it's the only explanation

He writes about them in his book, Greenlights. It's a true story.

I used to yell "Ta da!" when my daughter fell. 90% o the time she was fine and if I panicked she would cry. I could apologize the other 10%. btw, she's 17 now and still yells Ta da when she trips or something.

I was about 5 - so, 1960 - when I asked my mom what it was like to ride in a covered wagon.

Bahahahha! Tony Hawk, the kind of fame us introverts strive for 😂😂

CRT TVs!

Did the plan work?

True that! What was I thinking???

But bill cycle is monthly

"I'm dead inside this vest"

The householder described the decision to disconnect his electricity on aesthetic grounds as "blatantly unconstitutional"

Set him straight or he'll never have a profitable career in insurance fraud

My treadmill makes a handy coat rack.

Roo's are fckn cray cray , they will actually fist fight the fck out of you using their tails to balance on as they kick you in the nuts double footed

My toddler daughter learned two things in one day: how to open the door and how to remove her diaper. Found her a block away in just her shirt.

And tell him he shouldn't bother call the police, they have enough to do

I'm still waiting.

IT IS A CHRISTMAS MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And that little otter is now in his second year at Juilliard

And that's why I always make extra food.

so from this we can deduce that santa has a crappy manager or sub contracts to usps

it was the best of times , it was the worse of times . but in all in was complete anarchy , there where no rules , first come first served

Even worse: "This idiot once got so drunk he kissed the maid of honor"

Would like to slam one down after a call and feel relieved once again...

and then her sister shows up and she's happy too!

My husband on 1st January: Hey, we have to go for a run, because the previous run we did was last year...(yesterday)

More like 20 years experience before you turn 10!

You know, there is those little things that look like balloons...

This is cause for celebration. Pass the eggnog!

What a great idea!

Honestly I quite often feel like a last-century kind of dinosaur, and I'm not even 40

The revenge will be terrible

My O My

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Some people get prettier ageing

Increasing the costs of our weekly grocery shopping with at least €100 is why I got to stay at home.

'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a device was in use, not even the mouse. The phones were all hung up with chargers galore, while a 3d printed wreath was displayed on the door.

It's a Clifhanger!

My FIL used to snap his fingers before sneezing because he sneezed to loud. I jumped so high the first time I heard him sneeze because they forgot to warm me.

.... and then wake up early for work for another 50 years... and then when you are retired and don't need to wake up early any more, you can't sleep any more and still wake up early!

:beard stroking intensifies:

I've done this many times with a cat in pre-vomit mode

Did you follow up by telling her about exploitation of the workers?

Same with laundry. If regular clothes can't handle the dryer, it doesn't deserve to be in my household

Being hungover in your 40s: you ARE dead

Had to believe that people don't get this as a joke.🤣🤣

Covid-19 really lowered the IQ of a lot of people.

Those little tables were featured in many Barbie households

Worst is a flute

Bless his heart...lol

How about we put eyelashes?

Aw :)

Quote is incomplete. They forgot "motherfücker."

Since when it is romantic? And sharing pack? Don't tell me what to do with my snack!

Epic

Yep, been practicing exactly this for decades now :D although I always shuffle them together to put them on THE CHAIR. As soon as I need THE CHAIR the next time, off to the bed you go, clothes.

I was not expecting to tear up in a funny thread.

🤣 hubba hubba indeed

I had that happen it’s wonderful

manflu is serious. It's worse than covid.

Hang on buddy

nah, I make an effort to choose my kids' presents per their characters and personally wrap and label it. I'm the shopaholic.