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My grandparents were married for over 60 years, and they were the cutest couple I had ever seen. My granny was the family prankster, and it was endearing to watch her tease grandpa whenever she could. If there’s anything I have learned from them, it’s that humor matters for relationships to thrive.

Speaking of which, many folks posted the most hilarious things about their marriage, and we just had to share them with you. Some are extremely witty, some are painfully relatable, while some will have you doubling over with laughter. Either way, it’s a fun read, so scroll through and check out these funny marriage posts!

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Hilarious marriage tweet about using a spouse as an excuse to avoid plans.

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    A hilarious marriage tweet by Adriana Porter Felt about a husband using nicknames instead of names.

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    #3

    A hilarious marriage post about knowing when a spouse finds jokes funny

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    A hilarious marriage tweet by @RealRodLacroix joking about supplement burps being like surf and turf.

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    A Threads post featuring hilarious marriage tweets about a friendly wife who does not want to be your friend.

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    #6

    A relatable marriage tweet by graesonmcgaha about being his wife's emergency contact with no backup plan.

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    A funny marriage post about empty kitchen countertops improving a wife's mood instantly.

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    Wet dream, honestly

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    A relatable marriage post on Threads about a husband texting his working wife about sweatpants.

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    A funny marriage post on Bluesky celebrating a husband dissing Winnie the Pooh characters.

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    A funny marriage post on Threads about a partner eating ice cream with a plastic fork.

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    37 minutes ago

    Valid.

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    #11

    Relatable marriage post about a husband leaving mugs upstairs as part of a delicate ecosystem.

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    #12

    A funny marriage post by soggy broccoli about using her husband credit card to pay.

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    That's your money too, girl.

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    #13

    A funny post about marriage where a husband jokes about his wife joining a ceramics class for Christmas gifts.

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    #14

    Relatable marriage post about dinner options when a husband is out of town.

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    Funny marriage tweet about telling a husband a task will get done eventually.

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    Relatable marriage post about an insurance agent secretly BCCing a wife.

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    #17

    A funny marriage tweet about a husband favorite sound of his wife laughing

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    34 minutes ago

    Aww 🥹 TMI but oddly, as an introvert, I'm pretty naturally boisterous and have worked on it but it's really hard to reign in my enthusiasm and energy and joy so my laugh specifically has been mentioned as being too loud or boisterous or whatever while it's legitimate just my laugh? So someone saying their wife's laugh is their favorite sound is just so f*****g adorable.

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    #18

    A funny marriage post featuring a humorous exchange about a wife being better than a boss.

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    #19

    Hilarious marriage tweet about adopting a cat instead of conceiving one.

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    #20

    Hilarious marriage tweet about a husband snoring being a triggering sound.

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    #21

    A funny marriage post by @erikjpearsonmusic about his wife buying small Diet Coke cans.

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    #22

    A funny marriage post by @carolineestout about her husband asking to wash hair extensions in the dishwasher.

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    #23

    A snarky marriage tweet by @sixfootcandy about her husband asking if a shirt on the floor is clean.

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    #24

    Funny marriage tweet about a husband buying tofu when asked to eat healthier.

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    #25

    A hilarious marriage tweet by ariel_comedy about her middle aged husband thriving.

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    #26

    A Threads post featuring marriage posts about rebranding a wedding anniversary as a husband's gotcha day.

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    #27

    Snarky marriage post about getting excited over buying a new bathroom vent fan

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    #28

    A snarky marriage post about a husband falling asleep easily while the wife stays awake stressed.

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    #29

    A humorous marriage tweet describing a funny and unusual love language shared between partners.

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    #30

    Relatable marriage post about a husband making a funny excuse after farting.

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    #31

    Hilarious marriage post reading My wife just put some pants on and now I am sad.

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    #32

    Funny marriage post about a wife making a joke about actor Gary Oldman matching his name after 30 years together.

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    #33

    A snarky marriage post on Threads about a wife asking a deep question before work.

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    #34

    A relatable marriage tweet about a husband mentioning a man-cold

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    *Finishes sentence* ... uy me a bottle of whisky.

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    #35

    A snarky marriage post on Threads asking when a husband will return from watching football.

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    #36

    A relatable marriage tweet about a modern hunter-gatherer relationship with Amazon packages.

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    #37

    A funny marriage tweet by lauren calling her husband her unwavering loyal subject.

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    #38

    Funny marriage tweet about a husband telling the family dog to get a hobby.

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    #39

    Relatable marriage post about a husband describing his wife eating rotisserie chicken for fun.

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    #40

    Funny marriage post about following a husband into battle after stopping for food first.

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    #41

    Funny marriage post about a husband taking a traumatized dog to the park.

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    #42

    A humorous marriage posts update about loving a husband conditionally based on whipped cream and dairy products.

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    #43

    A hilarious marriage tweets post about a wife who dressed in gym clothes to order pizza instead of working out.

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    #44

    Funny marriage post about a husband bringing home six skeletons instead of two

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    #45

    Relatable marriage post joking about winning the race against Tylenol PM

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    #46

    Relatable marriage post featuring a text message about getting food picked up and being spoiled.

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    #47

    Snarky marriage post stating He is a 10 but he sneezes like he has been shot.

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    #48

    Hilarious marriage post with a funny waffle pun text message to a husband.

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    #49

    A hilarious marriage post on Bluesky about talking about potato salad while sleeping.

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    #50

    A snarky marriage tweet about a husband learning CPR

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    #51

    A hilarious marriage post sharing a funny quote about knock off lego sets

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    #52

    A funny marriage tweet by @kristabellerina about her husband laughing at a joke about his age.

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    #53

    Hilarious marriage tweet about wanting to get pregnant just to visit Din Tai Fung.

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    #54

    Relatable marriage tweet about premarital counseling and finding hair everywhere at home.

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    #55

    A snarky marriage tweet by cdromdass poking fun at relationship expectations.

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    #56

    A relatable marriage post by libbylangley showing a box of tea ripped open by her husband.

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    #57

    A funny marriage post by meghanannrose about promising not to cheat because of lack of time.

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    A Threads text post showing funny marriage posts about a thoughtful husband reminding his wife to keep her lashes dry.

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    #59

    Funny marriage tweet about having a date night with my president sorry husband

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    #60

    Hilarious marriage post about a husband getting muted on chess.com for talking smack

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    #61

    A hilarious marriage post by benjaminproberts advising husbands after watching the movie Wicker with his wife.

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    #62

    A snarky marriage post by popeyes_aficionado joking about his wife not liking his LinkedIn status.

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    #63

    A hilarious marriage tweet by carolineestout about receiving a spicy text while sending an ACLU post.

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    #64

    A funny marriage post by calebsynan about his fiancée tying him with Diet Coke as the best thing in her life.

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    #65

    A hilarious marriage post sharing a funny text message about a non-emergency concrete mixer.

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    #66

    Relatable marriage post showing a 4-pack of Ryse Kool-Aid protein drink that a husband bought from the store.

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