There's no bond between two people more special than marriage. At least in the beginning. But like most special things, it slowly becomes less special with time, and before you know it you're being forced to share your pizza with a person who won't even let you use their iPhone charger, even though they always use yours. Sound familiar? Then check out this list of 2016's funniest tweets about marriage. Compiled by Bored Panda, the collection is sure to have every married person secretly nodding in agreement. Don't forget to vote for the funniest!

#1

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

GrantTanaka Report

Judy Abrams 2 years ago

The best one.

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#2

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

XplodingUnicorn Report

Celia McDaniel 2 years ago

OMG I do this with my brother and my mom

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#3

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

charliedemers Report

Ilona Es 2 years ago

Savage!!!

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#4

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

Six_Pack_Mom Report

Antoinette Young-Jonopulos 2 years ago

I burst out laughing after reading this

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#5

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

usermcuserface Report

Elena Palogou 2 years ago

Breathing "like this" is really annoying and stress inducing

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#6

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

XplodingUnicorn Report

Jasmine Chen 2 years ago

a bored one?

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#7

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

ericsshadow Report

Juana 2 years ago

Maybe try doing your dishes and picking up your garbage before she walks in. Just a thought.

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#8

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TheAlexNevil Report

Superluminal1 2 years ago

But who's listening?

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#9

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

3sunzzz Report

Hannah Kobayashi 2 years ago

this is what happens in my house but with Cats

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#10

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

XplodingUnicorn Report

Devil Kitty 2 years ago

Finally I'm not alone

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#11

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

TheCatWhisprer Report

Monica Fernandez Castillo 2 years ago

Lol 😂😂😂

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#12

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

dafloydsta Report

Jasmine Chen 2 years ago

That's sweet~

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#13

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

Mr_Kapowski Report

Sven 2 years ago

It's George..

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#14

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

XplodingUnicorn Report

Superluminal1 2 years ago

Good catch!

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#15

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

XplodingUnicorn Report

Thing Three 2 years ago

Who turns down pizza?

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#16

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

imdaintyaf Report

Krystal Faborito 2 years ago

Me as a wife XD

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#17

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

simoncholland Report

Jereme Hawkins 2 years ago

All too true

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#18

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

iwearaonesie Report

Julia Hosack 2 years ago

Roflmao!

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#19

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

david8hughes Report

Chanya Roye 2 years ago

😂

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#20

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

hardlyrelevant Report

phattiusmax 2 years ago

What? Don't they sell wolves and wolf accessories at Walmart?

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#21

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

Six_Pack_Mom Report

Quant 2 years ago

Nest, password protected... :)

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#22

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

mel_evans Report

Fau Melo 2 years ago

hahaha. every night.

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#23

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

david8hughes Report

Julia Hosack 2 years ago

Lol

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#24

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

XplodingUnicorn Report

Tabitha Trevino 2 years ago

Way to include the family X)

#25

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

david8hughes Report

Superluminal1 2 years ago

1:36 AM I understand the problem!

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#26

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

ericsshadow Report

Superluminal1 2 years ago

He’s just fishing for compliments.

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#27

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

MUMSIEesq Report

Tabitha Trevino 2 years ago

I hate buying toilet paper. I always buy multiple big packs. Why the dread I don't know

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#28

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

michelleames Report

Jasmine Chen 2 years ago

they'll just ask you back

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#29

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

iwearaonesie Report

Elaina Moss 2 years ago

Sounds like a drinking fun married time!

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#30

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

XplodingUnicorn Report

Sreejith 2 years ago

experience man.... experience...... B-)

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#31

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

XplodingUnicorn Report

Leck Goodnough 2 years ago

That's right!

#32

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

GrantTanaka Report

Susanna Vesna 2 years ago

God Im so happy my boyfriend is an amazing cook! <3

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#33

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

KalvinMacleod Report

Alicia Stellmacher 2 years ago

I'm dying that the cat is sticking it's tongue out! 😂

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#34

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

TheCatWhisprer Report

BobbyK 2 years ago

First, she was always TOO hot. Window open - 20 degrees - I freeze. Now she is TOO cold. Thermostat set to boiling. I melt. Ain't love grand?!

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#35

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

XplodingUnicorn Report

Nikki Mau 2 years ago

Touché lol

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#36

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

wife_housy Report

Anastasiya Winogradova 2 years ago

His laptop is always blinking through my eyelids!! :)))

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#37

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

LeBearGirdle Report

Dracule Mihawk 2 years ago

Ha ha smart ass.

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#38

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

moooooog35 Report

Judy Freeman 2 years ago

But she's right!

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#39

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

WorkingMom86 Report

Tracy Baparam 2 years ago

So glad I'm not the only one with this struggle, Every Freaking Day!

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#40

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

TheCatWhisprer Report

#41

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

bourgeoisalien Report

BobbyK 2 years ago

or fart...

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#42

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

XplodingUnicorn Report

Sreejith 2 years ago

anyway you collected all of those to one place... Good work fella

#43

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

XplodingUnicorn Report

Teresa Brush 2 years ago

Lmao

#44

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

iwearaonesie Report

Jonathan Lollis 2 years ago

Death over an I told you so? Seriously?

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#45

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

moooooog35 Report

Jörg Zingler 2 years ago

Poor dog :(

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#46

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

sarcasticmommy4 Report

JELollis 2 years ago

My lord, the accuracy of this...

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#47

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

pazarm Report

Kristina 2 years ago

goals

#48

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

ian_mendes Report

Shari H 2 years ago

And then the person who finally realizes the trash is at max capacity getting mad that the other person didn't take it out sooner. 20+ years of successful marriage here folks, still pushing down the garbage...

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#49

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

XplodingUnicorn Report

Cassie 2 years ago

I pick the brand of TP. My hubby either approves of my choice or doesn't care as long as he has something to wipe his bottom with. Not sure which it is, but it's probably the latter.

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#50

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

DrMikeLloyd Report

Jasmine Chen 2 years ago

could also used as me and mom.

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#51

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

heyevergreen Report

Tali Barak 2 years ago

foodporn...yess

#52

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

KalvinMacleod Report

Tiny Dynamine 2 years ago

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This no of the sense it makes.

#53

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

WilliamRodgers Report

Tali Barak 2 years ago

good one:)

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#54

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

simoncholland Report

Superluminal1 2 years ago

That's the spirit!

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#55

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

TheCatWhisprer Report

Krystal Faborito 2 years ago

Accurate

#56

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

VictorPopeJr Report

Anita Rapp 2 years ago

Took me a second...sometimes 'Y'.

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#57

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

londonsma Report

Jim Henderson 2 years ago

All jokes aside, I dated a guy like this

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#58

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

XplodingUnicorn Report

Serena R. 2 years ago

It was in the fine print 😌

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#59

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

XplodingUnicorn Report

Abbie Smith 2 years ago

Was telling my husband this, I just gave him the stare for the wife blank, he thought he honestly did something wrong xD

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#60

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

XplodingUnicorn Report

Anna Versace 2 years ago

Yes! Yes! Yes!

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#61

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

iwearaonesie Report

over opinionated 2 years ago

*Sets Wal-Mart alarm clocks to go off in one minute intervals ten minutes from now. Waits and watches a safe distance away.*

#62

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

david8hughes Report

over opinionated 2 years ago

Lmao. How excited the hubby gets when he wins a $50 pro-line (Ontario Canada sports lottery)

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#63

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

LurkAtHomeMom Report

Quant 2 years ago

Women...

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#64

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

Mr_Kapowski Report

Elaina Moss 2 years ago

Oh yea...oh hey, did you need help with that? No, I got it now...that it's done...

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#65

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

Rlpihl Report

JillVille Child Care 2 years ago

If all those boxes contain costumes, I want that basement! Oh the fun we could have!!

#66

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

yoyoha Report

Jamie Heatly 2 years ago

Haha I like this one!

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#67

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

sarcasticmommy4 Report

Jennifer Swanson 2 years ago

Hahahahahahaha! That's awesome!

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#68

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

TwoSapphiresBlu Report

over opinionated 2 years ago

Men like when you're around but not in there way. They hate being alone but don't bother them... especially during play offs.

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#69

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

iwearaonesie Report

Jörg Zingler 2 years ago

Vute dinosaur?

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#70

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

LurkAtHomeMom Report

Hoser 2 years ago

Description is wonderfully put!

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#71

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

ericsshadow Report

Steve Moore 2 years ago

Ever try to convince your beloved that , contrary to his/her misapprehension, there are TWO a's in "caramel" ? Really gets up my nose when I hear "carmel."

#72

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

iwearaonesie Report

Danielle Gardner 2 years ago

Aww!

#73

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

XplodingUnicorn Report

Quint Viskup 2 years ago

#dicksoutforharambe

#74

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

david8hughes Report

#75

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

mommy_cusses Report

Krystal Faborito 2 years ago

Sometimes. Buut he does it too. No regrets.

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#76

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

AndyAsAdjective Report

Elaina Moss 2 years ago

I love grammar but it's bored panda...see the relation?

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#77

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

david8hughes Report

It's Caturday 2 years ago

Dad joke!

#78

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

_b1p0larbear Report

Jamie Heatly 2 years ago

Wrong on so many levels. But I couldn't help but laugh tho!!!

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#79

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

simoncholland Report

Michelle McIvor 2 years ago

YEEEESSSS!

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#80

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

emily_simms81 Report

Anita Sent 2 years ago

The correct answer is "They used to be" :P

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