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There's no bond between two people more special than marriage. At least in the beginning. But like most special things, it slowly becomes less special with time, and before you know it you're being forced to share your pizza with a person who won't even let you use their iPhone charger, even though they always use yours. Sound familiar? Then check out this list of 2016's funniest tweets about marriage. Compiled by Bored Panda, the collection is sure to have every married person secretly nodding in agreement. Don't forget to vote for the funniest!

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Juana
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe try doing your dishes and picking up your garbage before she walks in. Just a thought.

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BobbyK
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

First, she was always TOO hot. Window open - 20 degrees - I freeze. Now she is TOO cold. Thermostat set to boiling. I melt. Ain't love grand?!

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Sreejith
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

anyway you collected all of those to one place... Good work fella

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Shari H
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And then the person who finally realizes the trash is at max capacity getting mad that the other person didn't take it out sooner. 20+ years of successful marriage here folks, still pushing down the garbage...

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Cassie
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I pick the brand of TP. My hubby either approves of my choice or doesn't care as long as he has something to wipe his bottom with. Not sure which it is, but it's probably the latter.

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