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40 Of The Most Savage Comebacks To Have Ever Graced Twitter, As Shared By This Account (New Posts)
You’re lying in your warm, cozy bed. The curtains are drawn, the soft rain pelting against the windowsill luring you to sleep as though it were a lullaby. It’s been a long day and, as your head sinks ever-so-deeper into the pillow, you wish to forget all about it, letting the darkness consume you. But then, your eyes burst open, struggling to focus on the once familiar surroundings.
A memory from fifteen years ago springs up from the depths of your subconscious, reminding you of a rude brat you once knew. ‘You’re so stupid, you’ve got cucumbers for brains!’ you hear him say. And now, only now, you’ve got a comeback good enough to ruin the life of this kid. “At least my mother loves me,” you think to yourself, sleep long forgotten.
A great comeback is difficult to come up with on the spot, yet some people seem to be absolute masters of the craft. The Twitter page Gems Of Replies has been collecting and sharing the most savage replies that they’ve come across on the social media platform. It’s not the first time Bored Panda has featured this page, so make sure to check out our previous post here.
Without further ado, let’s get into some quality roasts.
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Pamela24 2 years ago
I'm not a Taylor Swift fan by any means. In fact - I have a problem with several things she does. But it makes me lol that there are grown men out there (who certainly think of themselves as not "emotional") who feel like they cannot no longer enjoy a sport spectacle because she's going to be there cheering her boyfriend.
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Natalia Linnik 3 years ago
I take it the first comment is from a man and she replies “so would you!” Pretty powerful comeback.
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BlackestDawn 3 years ago
They might try but there is (currently) no way to prove that they would grow at the same proportional rate, so no way to prove which one would actually be bigger at that point.
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Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger 3 years ago
Tell me you've tweeted stoned af without actually telling me 😂😂😂
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Powerful Katrinka 3 years ago
Well, that tweet didn't age well. Being critical of Musk will get you banned. And accused of being a pedophile.
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Stardust she/her 3 years ago
Ireland cricket team tweeted in November (5 months after pride month) yet they still have the pride flag on their pfp. Go Cricket Ireland!
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Stardust she/her 3 years ago
I think that Kashmir wanted to be an independant state after it was decided that India and Pakistan should separate
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Judes 3 years ago
The response doesn't make sense. If someone wanted to be an astronaut, why would they have to wait until 1962 to ask? Just because NASA hadn't yet sent someone into space, that doesn't mean everyone was totally ignorant of the space program and NASA's intention of sending people into space. I bet NASA received many letters from would-be astronauts from 1958 onwards.
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Kea_Tortilla 3 years ago
I can't believe England has the audacity to claim the Koh-I-Noor diamond wasn't stolen all these years later, when the East India Company took it from a literal ten-year-old. The whole history of the British Empire is despicable; I was appalled to find out that it was only dissolved 25 years ago. How dare Stewart claim that it is India and Pakistan that should be ashamed?!
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Poeha 3 years ago
A guy on a forum wanted to give me 25.000 dollar. He was not a scammer, just a friendly guy. I had been venting that I had no cent just as a comment in some topic and I had helped him with some question he had. He really wanted to do that. Noooo! Don't just give money to everyone! I just spent too much this holiday and need to live cheap for a few months. Turned out he had given loads of money to girls with some sob story. They were just taking advantage of him.
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Sapna Sarfare 3 years ago
Miss Sushma Swaraj. One of the finest politicians in India and one smart lady. One of the best foreign ministers India ever had. She was there for every one..
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Nurichwersonst 3 years ago
Whats about these indian posts? I don't understand them neither do I know these people like Mukesh Ambani... who is that? 😮💨
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Solid Pileo 3 years ago
Some of these posts will make no sense to a Western reader....they're too specific and directed toward an Indian audience....
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Premislaus de Colo 3 years ago
Funny how BP authors think they can insert things hijacked from Indian site with no refference and think someone will go for this...
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Stardust she/her 3 years ago
This list should be titled “82 comebacks done by Indians” or something like that
Lori Harper 3 years ago
I didn't understand a lot of these references, so I just gave up...
Load More Replies... Consequential_mishaps 3 years ago
Actually a lot of it isn't comebacks it's just simple creepy sexual innuendos.
Stardust she/her 3 years ago
This list should be titled “82 comebacks done by Indians” or something like that
Lori Harper 3 years ago
I didn't understand a lot of these references, so I just gave up...
Load More Replies... Consequential_mishaps 3 years ago
Actually a lot of it isn't comebacks it's just simple creepy sexual innuendos.
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