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50 Of The Sassiest And Funniest Test Answers (New Pics)
We feel that humor and wit are seriously underrated at schools. Creativity and comedy should be rewarded with top grades, trophies, parades, and endless pizza at the cafeteria. At least, that’s how we feel.
Pretty much everyone’s been in a situation where we’re sitting in the classroom, scratching our heads, trying to figure out a question that just darn doesn’t make any sense. Some students don’t want to guess blindly or leave the question unanswered, though. Instead, they summon their courage and write out a witty response that is technically correct but might take the teacher completely by surprise.
Our team at Bored Panda has collected some of the funniest test answers that kids have ever written to boost your mood and remind you just how powerful thinking outside the box really is.
Pssst, Pandas, over here! Careful, make sure the teacher can’t see you. We’ve got a whole bunch of other genius and hilarious test answers to share with you. When you’ve finished upvoting your fave pics in this list, take a peek at Bored Panda’s earlier post right over here (hey, no copying!).
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#1
Answer On An English Exam Paper
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Me_irl
#3
This Kid
#5
My Wife Is A Teacher And Found This While Marking An Assessment
#6
This Is Why Teachers Love To Teach Apparently
#7
Potentially The Best Answer My Daughter Has Ever Given On A Worksheet
#8
Provide An Example Of A Risk
#9
Debatable. But Still A Good Answer
#10
How To Make Original Answer
#11
The Answer To This Question
#12
I’d Say This Was The Correct Answer
#13
Astronomy
#14
Name The Flag
#15
Well It Didn't Say It Had To Be Analog
#16
One Of My Friends Just Sent Me Her Kid's Homework. After The Answer At The Bottom, I Realize This Kid Is Going Places
#17
My Dad Just Texted Me This. Student Submitted This For His Final
#18
Sounds About Right
#20
Friend Of Mine's Math Teacher Responds To A Doodle He Drew On His Test
#21
Give This Guy A Medal
#22
This Is The Best Answer I’ve Ever Seen
#23
My Little Cousin Nails A Test Question
#24
Not Knowing The Answer On A Science Test
#25
Passed My PhD Exam Today
#26
My Sister Teaches 5th Grade. Nice Try, Jackie
#27
My Son's Best Answer This Week
#28
My Son, The Patriot
Asriel Dreemurr 3 years ago
*Quickly Googles it* The kid’s right! Apparently it also tastes very gamey, with “hints of waterfowl” in the taste
#29
My Fourth Grader's Math Homework. She Said, "This Way I Didn't Even Need To Think About It"
#30
The Answer From A Guy In My Class On A Geology Exam
#31
Answer: Hot Dog
#32
My Daughter Asked Me To Check Over Her Homework. She's 7. I've Never Been Prouder
#33
My Mom Found One Of My Old Tests From Almost 20 Years Ago
#34
My Kindergarten Teaching Experience In A Nutshell
Crazy Dog Lady 3 years ago
Examples of why kindergarteners shouldn't have work sheets past practicing learning their letters.
#35
Kid's Take On Tornado Safety
#36
My Son Is One Of "Those" Kids
#37
Math Problem Solved
#38
Comrade Stalin Liked That
#39
Godzilla Let Washington Down
#40
The Kid Is Smart
#41
My Chem Lab Professor Accepted My Answer
#42
The Kid Is Pretty Smart Though
#43
My Cousin Is A Teacher, And Posted This Today
#44
3rd Grade - New Math
#45
The Teacher Gave Me 200% For This
#46
This Kid Gets It
#47
These Tests Are Getting Easier And Easier
#48
My 8-Year-Old Son Takes His Homework Directions Literally
#49
Who Are You Who Is So Wise In The Ways Of Science
#50
My Wife Teaches Grade 3, This Was Not The Answer She Was Expecting
#51
They're Not Wrong
#52
9-Year-Old Student With Some Standardized Test Sass
#53
We Asked Our Biology Teacher For The Funniest Answer Someone Has Put On A Test, We Were Not Disappointed
"I have to be honest with you. I didn't go over this problem last night and didn't pay attention to it in class yesterday. I do not care about this, I don't even like science. But I do like you and I don't want this to ruin our friendship. Since I do not know this, I have a question for you. I just started texting this girl and I know she thinks I'm cute but I don't really know how to start a conversation with so I was wondering if you have any ideas. Well that's all for now Mr. J but we will keep in touch."
"Impress her by talking about how atmospheric nitrogen can be used to age artifacts. Works for me every time. Mr. J"
#54
This Person Deserves A Scholarship
#55
Little Sister's Homework
#56
Friend’s 9-Year-Old Nephew Was Asked To Show His Work Or To Describe How He Got His Answer. His Reply: “Just Use My Brain” And Drew This To Show His Work
#57
I'm Marking The Exam Papers. These Answers Keep Me Going
An answer: Fishing using physic powers. Physic + Fishing = Phishing
#58
My 7th Grade Chemistry Exam Answers
#59
My Little Sister Wrote This On Her Math Test
#60
My Sister's English Homework
#61
My Brother's Math Test
#62
Give This Kid A Medal
#63
I Have A Feeling Someone Got A Hold Of The Answer Key
#64
My Kid's Teacher Is Apparently Okay With His Wild Answers On Spelling Tests
#65
My Sister Is A Teacher, Year 1 Kid's Answers
#66
My Teacher's Too Smart, Guys
#67
My Sister Is A Kindergarten Teacher And Got This Back From A Student
#68
My Six-Year-Old Son Got A Note Sent Home From His Teacher Yesterday
#69
My Nephew Has Some Things Figured Out
#70
Wrote This In 1st Grade, Didn’t Realize How Smart I Was
#71
How To Pass An Exam
#72
My 6-Year-Old Got The Answer Wrong, But I Think She's Right
#73
One Of My Biology Students Gave This As An Answer On His Test
#74
My Friend's Kid Is Pretty Smart
#75
My Student Thought The Tests Logic Was Off
#76
Reason Why My Little Brother Failed In School
#77
He's Not Wrong
#78
My Aunt Is A Teacher At A School Full Of Kids With Behavioral Issues, Personally I Think They Are Going Places
#79
I Saw This In A Video And Noticed I Did It 2 Years Ago When I Was 11. That’s My Test
#80
My Younger Brother's Answers For His Health Assignment
#81
Stupid Maths Exam Question, With A Great Answer
#82
My Girlfriend Just Sent Me This From Her Physics Test
#83
I Was Marking My Students' Tests And One Did This
#84
My Son Came Home With This. Looks Correct To Me
#85
Wrote A Note To My Teacher On A Test I Failed. Her Response
Wendy Melissa 3 years ago (edited)
I love that the teacher lets the kid know neither has a fun job!
#86
Grading 2nd Grade Math Homework
#87
Technically Not Wrong
#88
You're Not Wrong
#89
I Think Third Grade Math Is Boring For My Son
#90
I’ve Been Waiting For Years To Make This Joke, Got Opportunity On A Math Assignment
#91
I Was Grading Assignments When I Saw This. The Answer Is 0.007 Kg
#92
Poor Tony
#93
My Little Sister's Homework Assignment. At Least She's Honest
#94
My Kid's Answer On Her Math Test
Kid's answer: It is ham and cheese. I don't like it
#95
What Is Mass? My Nephew's Response To An Online Exam Question. My Family Is Catholic
#96
Friend's Kid's Homework. I Think He Gave A Good Answer. Pennies Suck
#97
My Little Brother Aced His Math Test
bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 3 years ago (edited)
Subtraction is hard..... 12 goes to 1, but after that...
#98
My Test Answer Oh My God
#99
Some Of My Mom's Former Students' Answers I Found Funny While Throwing Away
#100
From My Grade 6 Science Test, I Think The Marking Was Unfair
OmBoyGanesh 3 years ago
If the question were to ask how gliders stay in the air for so long with no engines, this wouldn’t be an appropriate answer. The question speaks to the pilots not the fundamentals of a glider. This is clearly an appropriate answer for a divergent thinker.
#101
They Were Almost Right
#102
From The Book “The Very Best Totally Wrong Test Answers”
#103
Homework Question Response From A 7-8 Year-Old
#104
That Is Not A Very Nice Answer
#105
The Answer My Friend Wrote In Her Test
#106
Answer To The Last Question On A Math Exam
"K is the shorthand of 'okay' most commonly used by people who are in a rush whilst texting."
#107
A Kid Asked If The Dinosaurs Can Poop
#108
Me During My Math Exam Today
David Paterson 3 years ago (edited)
Try this. "Draw graph. Crosses x axis at real root x1. Divide by x-x1 to get quadratic. Draw graph. x value at min gives real part of complex roots +- sqrt(4ac-b^2)/2a gives imaginary part of complex roots." Don't write the answers as numbers.
#109
First Graders Get It
#110
Beginner English Writing Exam 1
#111
3rd Grade Homework
#112
My 10-Year-Old Daughter’s Science Test
David Paterson 3 years ago
Oops, she's a Lamarkian. Get out the holy water and do an exorcism on her.
#113
My Friend Recently Got His Health Exam Back
It said: "The name and the pronunciation."
#114
The Best Test Answer From A 9-Year-Old I've Ever Got (Had To Give Them The Point)
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VonBlade 3 years ago
This is a brilliant example of "ambiguous questions" that setters should learn from. If you write a question poorly, I WILL make it my mission to answer it using your exact words. Not malicious compliance, just stretching the framework of correct you have provided.
David Phillips 3 years ago
Teacher here. Good for you. There are some examples here where the answer is wrong (albeit amusing) because it doesn't match the phrasing of the question, but many others are badly written. The most annoying one, to me, was where the teacher wrote "not the answer I was expecting", and marked it wrong. That's just arrogant, as well as incompetent.
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lauralett50 3 years ago
I just said the exact same thing! Stop reading my mind!!
Load More Replies... VonBlade 3 years ago
This is a brilliant example of "ambiguous questions" that setters should learn from. If you write a question poorly, I WILL make it my mission to answer it using your exact words. Not malicious compliance, just stretching the framework of correct you have provided.
David Phillips 3 years ago
Teacher here. Good for you. There are some examples here where the answer is wrong (albeit amusing) because it doesn't match the phrasing of the question, but many others are badly written. The most annoying one, to me, was where the teacher wrote "not the answer I was expecting", and marked it wrong. That's just arrogant, as well as incompetent.
Load More Replies... lauralett50 3 years ago
I just said the exact same thing! Stop reading my mind!!
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