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Valentine's Day is sneaking up on us, besties! Do you know what’s been making me smile lately? Going through my ridiculously huge collection of food puns (444 and still growing—help! I can’t stop!) and picking out the absolute cutest ones for Valentine's cards.

I’ve narrowed it down to 18 that will totally make your boo melt like butter on warm toast! Yesterday, I showed them to my roommate, and she literally couldn’t stop giggling. She said these are definitely more memorable than your usual Valentine's cards. I totally get it if you’re rolling your eyes at me right now, but I promise your crush will appreciate your sense of humor!

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#1

Let’s Avo-Cuddle

Avocado-themed food pun card with smiling avocados and hearts, saying "Let's avo-cuddle."

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This is me, cleaved in half and still thinking love is for me :p

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    You Make Miso Happy

    A food pun card with "You Make Miso Happy" text, featuring a bowl of miso soup and hearts.

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    #3

    You Make My Heart Go Bananas!

    Food pun card with bananas and hearts, text: "You make my heart go bananas!"

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    #4

    Our Love Is Nacho Average Kind

    Valentine food pun card with nachos, hearts, and the phrase "Our love is nacho average kind" on a pink background.

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    #5

    You Make Life Gouda

    Valentine food pun card with cheese saying "You Make Life Gouda" and hearts around.

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    Len Hill
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    1 year ago

    Don't get it. Gouda is pronounced gow da. Gow rhymes with cow.

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    #6

    Muffin Compares To You!

    Cute food pun card with a smiling muffin and the phrase "Muffin compares to you" surrounded by hearts.

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    #7

    Oreo Gonna Kiss Me Or What?

    Oreo-themed food pun card with heart background for Valentine’s Day.

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    #8

    You Mocha Me So Happy!

    Food pun card with a cup of coffee, surrounded by heart shapes, reading "You Mocha Me So Happy."

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    #9

    You’re Berry-Sistible!

    Valentine food pun card with strawberries and raspberries, reading "You're Berry-sistible!" surrounded by hearts.

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    Hmmm… so, you’re very resistible. Flatterer.

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    #10

    I’m Hooked On You Like Taffy On Teeth

    Food pun card with hearts and the text "I'm hooked on you, like taffy on teeth."

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    #11

    I Have A Hole Lot Of Love For You

    Food pun card with donuts and red hearts, featuring the text "I have a hole lot of love for you."

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    Potato Vic
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    Instead of shower me with love, you sprinkle me with love 😂

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    Let’s Stick Together Forever

    Valentine food pun card with lollipops and hearts, text "Let's Stick Together Forever."

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    #13

    You’re My Favorite Catch

    Valentine food pun card featuring a smiling fish and the text "You're My Favorite Catch."

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    #14

    Nothing Can Come Be-Twix Us

    Valentine's food pun card with "Nothing Can Come Be-Twix Us" on a heart background with flowers and hearts.

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    Not pictured: Twix.

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    I’m Cocoa-Nuts About You

    Coconut-themed food pun card with smiling coconuts and hearts on a pink background.

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    I’m Cocoa-Nuts About You

    Food pun card with a heart, cocoa beans, and text: "I'm cocoa-nuts about you."

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    #17

    You’ve Got Me Sandwiched In Love

    Food pun card with an Oreo illustration and the message "You've got me sandwiched in love" on a pink background.

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    You’re The Coolest

    Food pun card with smiling ice cream cones and the phrase "You're the coolest."

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