“Your Laws Can’t Contain Me”: 67 Times First-World Anarchists Broke The Rules Just For Fun (New Pics)
Some people live by the rules, others completely obliterate them and think absolutely nothing of doing so. These rebels aren't going as far as toppling governments, or burning down buildings. They're doing just enough to go against the grain and make a statement without causing danger or destruction.
It's the pup who rips off a "no dogs" sign and carries it down the road in an act of paw-fect protest, it's the person drinking Pepsi out of a Dr Pepper cup, or the worker who fills the "forks" draw with dozens of plastic spoons. These are the first-world anarchists making life a little more chaotic and a lot more funny for the rest of us.
Their brilliance is often showcased in an online gallery dedicated to celebrating those who dare to scream, "I won't do what you tell me!" The First World Anarchists page is a wall of boldness ranging from petty to baffling to downright clever. Bored Panda has put together a compilation of their best posts to inspire you to treat the rules as simple suggestions every now and again.
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Bought The 4th Of July M&ms Specifically To Do This
Man Who Kept His Boat Beside His House Was Ordered By The City To Put Up A Fence To Hide The Boat From View
Love How They Just Don't Care
Spread Anarchy
He Cant Read
Good Dog !
Does Not Follow Directions
Merry Christmas Fellow Anarchists
Rejected
I'm Bringing My Sausages On This Bus
In Honor Of The Sun Setting On This Sub, Here's A Picture Of My Cat Using Her Pineapple House However She Pleases
Fourth Dimension Shattered
If I Give Her A Cig She’d Be A Bigger First World Anarchist Than Any Of Us
The Club I've Been At Tonight Had A "No Pictures" Sign. So Of Course I Took A Picture Of It
Not What I Expected When I Opened The Drawer
Finally
Do Not Use?
If Only There Was A Mark So One Could Put It Back On The Same Way It Came Out
A manhole cover has (arguably) 360 possible ways to go back in the hole. This has two. There's no excuse for this.
Vending Right Beside A Sign Prohibiting It
He's not 'vending'. He's providing beverages for the low donation price of a few coins in the exact amount he tells you.
Your Laws Can’t Contain Me
I Won't Do What You Tell Me!
I was trying to figure out what kind of heinous fake nails this person has, until I realized they are tiny shoes XD
Our Postman Is An Anarchist
If It Fits, It Ships
I Took This Photo With My Cell Phone
Out Of Order? I Think Not
I Won't Even Title This Post!
Our school librarian was doing inventory and posted a sign like this. "Don't touch the books". I did exactly what's shown here and e-mailed it to her saying "they are just too beautiful"
Bird Has More Aura Than My Hair Follicle
This Car At The Chick Fil A Drive Thru
This Is Officially A Dog Park Now
Coacola Pespi
N O S M O K I N G
Always In Stock
Enjoying My 8 O’clock Coffee Before 7am
My mom used to buy that brand. I think the A&P sold it. Possibly Bohack.
You Can’t Tell Me What To Do!
Anarchy In The EU
No One Tells Us Which Escalator Steps To Use
Absolute Madness
Can't Have Anything Nice Around Here
Drinking Diet Pepsi In A Dr Pepper Cup
My Wife Just Used This. It’s Wednesday
I'll Remove Whatever The Hell I Want
A [sbarro Alcador Roadster] Seen In Berlin
Fair enough - that's in Berlin. They used the wrong language. (yes yes of course lots of Berliners understand English - so what? If you're going to put up a sign in Germany, write it in German even if you are going to translate it into English/French/Russian/whatnot for lazy and ignorant foreigners like me)
Gotta Defeat The Matrix!
Life’s too short to fuss about matching socks. So says my youngest daughter
Out Of Control Over Here
We had some hot weather, so my rather dim manager, I'll call her Joyce, wedged all the fire doors open with bollards, like in the picture. Fire Brigade turned up to do a safety check, she had to keep them talking while I ran round our offices (three storey block)removing the obstructions!
Taking Down Tesla One Cheese Slice At The Time
No Swimming
Yeah, only: that's a warning sign put up because it's dangerous to swim there. Ignoring such signs is bad for the health.
This Is Donut Anarchy: My Friend's Co-Worker Cut A Piece Out Of Every Donut In The Box
Someone Left A Mcdonald’s Cup At A Whataburger
You Can't Tell Me What To Do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
100% Original Post
Thought This Belonged Here
I know that location! I like to yell at the great blue herons "No fishing in the marina!" because I know they can't read. Then I taunt them telling them that they aren't so great...
You’re Not The Boss Of Me, Box
A Menace To Society
Pepperidge Farm Top Sliced Hot Dog Buns
Pup Cup Anarchy
Be Ungovernable
I’m Gonna
As a retail worker, those are the totes that shipments arrive in XD Depending on whether or not they were checked in by receiving or not, or HOW they were checked in by receiving, you could really mess up some retail worker's day by taking the stock out of the totes and not off of the shelves. Usually the departmental employees are the ones who have to "check in" the totes' contents vs. the shipment list printouts XD
I Eat Lunchables At Night
You know what they say about people like you? Neither do I .... but I bet it's funny.
Become Ungovernable
Drinking Hilo Tap Water With My Portland Water Bottle
It’s a reusable container to put your water in. Does it really matter what is on the container?
Swimming Pool Rules
Yeah, that's another notice put up for safety. It's generally 'no diving' in such places because it's too shallow for diving to be safe - in this case, 5 feet / 1.52 m deep. Get it wrong, and you'll end up seriously injured, possibly paralysed from the neck down, or d3ad.
What Do You Think They'll Do To Me?
I Had Other Plans As Soon As I Saw The Sign
Think My New Sunshade Will Be Effective?
stupid, getting towed or a ticket because of idiotic behaviour! Might be a souvern citizen?
I'll Get As Close As I Please
Yeah, great. If the vehicle in front has to brake unexpectedly for whatever reason, you'll crash into it. The good part is: you pay. I hate this kind of imbeciles. I usually reduce my speed to the minimum until they keep their distance.
I get so frustrated with rules sometimes. But I work in a ruler factory, so I just have to watch the clock inch towards finishing time.
I get so frustrated with rules sometimes. But I work in a ruler factory, so I just have to watch the clock inch towards finishing time.
