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30 Names That Have Completely Lost Their Attractiveness, According To Folks In This Online Group
Everything in this world is transient, and fashion especially. Moreover, the fashion for names. What was incredibly popular with our grandparents looks really vintage and dust-covered today. Where did the wonderful Ebenezers and Jebedais, Wilhelminas and Lucilles go? Unfortunately, their number is decreasing every year.
On the other hand, there is also a reverse process. For example, back in the nineties, only the most stubborn fans of ancient mythology knew the name "Hermione", and in the 21st century the number of girls with this name in the USA and the UK is approaching several thousand. What is there to say? Just look at the NFL rosters in, say, 1992 and 2022 - and compare how much the naming trends have changed.
There is a popular thread in the AskReddit community whose topic starter once asked the question: "What first name is not used anymore?" To date, the thread boasts over 30.7K upvotes and roughly 31.3K comments with several thousand incredibly diverse first names.
Bored Panda has compiled for you a list of the most popular comments of this thread: from the ancient and even fictional Gilgamesh and Nyarlathotep to Kermit and Dorcas, undeservedly forgotten in recent years. In general, feel free to scroll to the very end (there are real gems at the end, just trust us!), like your favorite ones and if we missed something, be sure to write these names in the comments!
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#1
My grandfather's name was Kermit. He went by KW. His best friends growing up were Ernie and Elmo (Elmo went by Bogue).
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#3
Gay.
Have 2 great aunts named Gay.
Squirrelly Panda 3 years ago
The old definition of gay is happy. So Gay, the name, used to be akin to naming a child Joy.
#4
Isis. Poor Egyptian woman..
#5
I was at a rural graveyard recently and a woman's name was Experience, she was buried next to her sister Patience.
#6
Nobody has the name Agamemnon anymore.
I plan to fix that some day.
#10
Had a Great Grandfather named Granite Commodore. I look forward to my son assuming this bad a*s name.
Edit: His name was Garnet Commodore. I typed this comment via mobile, didn't proofread. I come back 6 days later and this f****r blew up. My highest rated comment ever was a complete mistake. s**t.
#11
Flavius. Though my sister insists she's going to name one of her children that when she has them. My mother says there's no way she's allowing that
Edit: firstly, holy s**t I did not expect this many upvotes
Secondly, my comment about my sister naming one of her children Flavius isn't serious, she says it to get a rise from my mother. It's just a family inside joke.
Lastly, yeah I get that it's still a popular name in Romania, 100 people have already told me that.
kim morris 3 years ago
I very much wanted to name my first born son "Robin", was told no in very stern terms by my ex. So he was named Something Benjamin. Then my FIL told me to change his middle name, because it sounded "too Jewish". I am not making this up. Second son. My inlaws came to the hospital, and again told me to change HIS name, because it would be confused with his great-uncle, who was 80something at the time. Nevermind that her children were named after her brother, her other brother, her husband, and her cousin. SO glad they're both dead now.
#13
Hortense
Jefferson Selvy 3 years ago
The name of one of King Charles II's mistresses (there were many).
#15
I went to school with 2 different boys named Storm while I was growing up. Different schools, but they both had mullets and wore NASCAR shirts. Never again will we live in such a magical time.
Bill Tinsley 3 years ago
I used to know a girl named stormi. I currently work with two different girls named autumn and winter. Winters best friend from childhood is named spring.
#18
Llewellyn. I believe there was no registry of this name being used for newborns last year.
#19
Jeeves. But I think it has a strong correlation to butlers and no parent wants to condemn their child to a life of butler-hood. Hell, even Jerry Seinfeld had a bit on that name.
Edit: TIL there was a series of short stories about a man named Reginald Jeeves. I always thought Jeeves was a first name. In fact, I've only ever heard of it used as the main identifier and never as a surname. The more you know. I still stand by my answer though.
#20
I can tell you that there certainly are children in the UK school system right now with the following names, which were suggested in posts here:
Amadeus, Ethel, Reginald, Roger, Maurice, Mercedes, Wilhelmina, Julius, Mildred, Myra, Myrtle, Beulah, Cora, Isis and Osama.
No Adolf, Rutherford, Orenthal or Judas though.
Oleg Tarasenko 3 years ago
Well, Rutherford Hayes would say: "Not exactly" :)
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Jude Corrigan 3 years ago
I could never name a child Myra. Quite a pretty name was forever ruined by Myra Hindley.
Michelle C 3 years ago
The lieutenant governor of Maryland is Boyd Rutherford. I’ve never seen it used as a first name, with the exception of late President Rutherford B. Hayes.
Huddo's sister 3 years ago
I had a great uncle Maurice, great aunt Myra and church friend name Beulah. The youngest just turned 95. Not come across any of those names while teaching so far.
Lorraine R 3 years ago
Ethel Barrymore, Roger Rees, Maurice Roeves, Mercedes McCambridge, Queen Wilhelmina, Julius (Groucho) Marx.
#23
I see a lot of people suggesting "old lady names" but they are the super popular ones. My daughter's preschool classmates and my high school friends children have names like Cora, Louisa, Mabel, Millie, Maeve, Evelyn, Dorothy/Dottie, Matilda, Gertrude, Pearl.
Not a single Jessica, Ashley, Heather, Jennifer, or any of those over-saturated 80s baby names.
#24
Gary. Once a very common name, only four babies were called Gary last year in the UK.
Just doesn't have a ring to it, little baby Gary.
#26
Was at a church and saw a grave to "Manly Powers." I've never met a "Manly" before. All of us guys decided to have our picture taken with the grave while we flexed our muscles.
Ian Webling 3 years ago
We had a chap called Simon Manley in school. He was very short. One day in geography class, the teacher was out and he was jumping from desk to desk. My neighbour looks at me and says, "One small step for man, one giant leap for Manley."
#27
Dorcus, it was my great-grandmother's name.
Lorraine R 3 years ago
Are you sure it wasn't the Biblical name Dorcas, which means 'gazelle'?
#30
Caillou
#31
Wilhelmina
Pascale Pierloot 3 years ago
Queen Wilhelmina, grandmother to the current Dutch King, Willem Alexander.
#33
Linda. It's a weird name for a baby. Great for getting hr jobs, though.
censorshipsucks 3 years ago
You guys are mad. Almost every other child in Africa is called Linda.
#34
Mordechai
#35
The name Lucille, unfortunately. I thinks it's just beautiful sounding. It sounds so pure, and it calls to mind the concept of... bright, white light, somehow.
Amy Watkins 3 years ago
It also calls to mind Negan's deadly barbwire wrapped bat from The Walking Dead!
#36
Balthazar
#39
Ozymandias. Fun fact: MY name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair. Oh, Moses isn't that common either. EDIT: Apparently Moses (and multiple variations of it) are quite common.
Pan Narrans 3 years ago
Ozymandrias is the Greek version of what we would call Ramses II. And Ramses is still in use.
#40
Ulyssess
#41
Most "Al" names. I've never met an Alfred, Albert, Alvin, or Alphonse in my life. Edit: Everybody and their f*****g grandmother knows an Alfred/Alfredo except for me. Edit 2: This comment was a f*****g mistake. Edit 3: It's been a good run but f**k inbox replies.
#42
Xerxes
Edit: Apparently it's a lot more common than I realized.
#43
I once knew a kid named Knickerbocker, went by Nick.
Bonus comment: my dentist is named Dann, not short for Daniel, just Dann with 2 n's.
Michael Largey 3 years ago (edited)
I tried to make the feeble joke "So he's your d-e-n-n-t-i-s-t?" (without the hyphens), but the damn autocorrect won't let me misspell "dentist"!
#45
Megatron. A shame that Family Guy has played such a role in its decline.
#46
Booker. I really wish this one was still used. EDIT: This was in reference to Booker DeWitt, sorry to disappoint the five time world champion.
What do you think ?
Nathaniel 3 years ago
David Bowie's grandmother is buried in a graveyard near me. Her name was Zillah. Apparently it is biblical? I had a co worker who was pregnant, I put this forward as possible name. But it was a no.
Peign Gaming 3 years ago
Zillah is part of the story of Genesis. The name means Shade.
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CozyPanda 3 years ago
Hmmm...they are names that are common in Africa even today along with Faith, Praise, Beauty, Blessing and other such names
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Mad Dragon 3 years ago
I don't know why some people feel the need to resurrect old-fashioned names for their kids.*Turns to daughter* Right, Emmeline?
Louloubelle 3 years ago
My actual name is Karen. I assure you, no one is naming their kid that these days.
Girts Frīdbergs 3 years ago
Screw all these ancient names, we have to start name children with the names of Zarg, Borgon or Gorzan. For the sake of sci-fi movies. For the future. We don't want a destroyed, desert-of-planet that's been ruled by almighty Jackie.
Rachel Reynolds 3 years ago
I'm picturing her in Mad Max style leather, but in pink, blond hair extensions and full face make-up. "My name is Jackie. My world is, like, fire and blood. And White Claw."
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JLN 3 years ago
I have distant relatives that all had 'Euph' beginning names, Euphegenia and Euphemia are the only two I remember though, there was like 8 kids in the family. I discovered them while visiting the family graveyard (graveyard named after my paternal grandmothers family because apparently the whole bloody small town was related to us and we donated the land for the cemetery)
Norma Withers 2 years ago
My name is Norma. Never many of us and doubt if there are any under 70 now.
Alicia M Goodner 3 years ago
I knew a pair of sisters named Devine Light and Delightful Heaven... Very interesting young girls... I hope they had a fun goth phase :)
Just saying 3 years ago
There aren't many baby Trevors or Dereks in the UK, but it's only a matter of time as the generation of Trevors and Dereks become Grandads and their grandkids are named after them.
Rachel Reynolds 3 years ago
We almost named our youngest son Magnus Alexander. In the end, even though we loved the name, we decide it put too much pressure on the boy to conquer Mesopotamia.
Pascale Pierloot 3 years ago
Marlon Brando's daughter's name is Morrison Cheyenne...my older sister named a doll after her.
Gene Perry 3 years ago
Vandalia ... my great-grandfather's name. Isn't that the name of an onion?
Izzy Curer 3 years ago
I think most names that have common modern connotations, like Chad, Stacey, Becky, etc. Not to mention the most famous one that shall not be named. My grandfather's name was Guy, which is another common word that just means something else now too much for people want to use it as a name.
Kathleen Pearlman 3 years ago
My great-grandmother was named Zua Alvira, her sister was Izona. And her brother? George. My mom's mother was Ivan Lucinda. One of her brothers was Ovid, one Thornton, and one Noble. Other side of her family had my great-great grandfather named for a vice-president who was a candidate the year he was born - 1844. Few men named that ever. He named one of his sons Ulysses Simpson Grant... My mom got a kick out of telling people that was her grandfather's name. whispering the last name after Grant.
Stoopham McFernybabes 3 years ago
“F***y”. As is “Aunt F***y” from the Famous Five books. And doubly funny because, while in the US a “f***y” is a back bottom, in the Australia and the UK, it refers to a front bottom. Remember reading American kids books and they would refer to someone getting a “smack on the f***y”? My 5yo self was very confused about what messed up sh1t was going on there.
Notyomama 3 years ago
There was a Miss F***y at my church when I was young. She was really old.
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Boris Long-Johnson 3 years ago (edited)
F***y Her granny’s a f***y, her ma’s a f***y etc https://youtu.be/IcKlVojfMD4
GirlFriday 3 years ago
I have a great uncle named Vernon, he has one boy and five girls. The boy (2nd oldest child) named Vernon Jr. The girls are named (in order by age) LaVerne, Vernice, Vernee-leigh, Vernamay, and Raverna (pronounced Ray-Vern-ah). They are all in their 50's and 60's now.
Marcia Mongelluzzo 3 years ago
Marcia. I wish I had a dollar every time some says my name because they always say it 3 times. Not many Marcias around now.
Will Cable 3 years ago
One thing that seems odd are those door name signs, keyrings, pens etc that you get from seaside places or theme parks. You can look through them and see really unusual names with spellings that look like letters picked at randowm from a Scrabble bag yet names that are more 'normal' are not even available.
censorshipsucks 3 years ago
Nah guys. Whoever made this list is american. There's a planet out there, you know. Linda is VERY common here in SA.
Stacey Rae 3 years ago
So, add some names that seem to have disappeared or lessened from your part of the world. And Americans can note that they are Americans.
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Marisol L. Banks 3 years ago
I’ve never met an Agatha. The name sounds like you’re coughing up a hairball. Sorry to any Agatha’s out there. 😬
Bored Retsuko 3 years ago
That’s because it's pronounced with stress on the 1st syllable in English. In other languages it's on the 2nd. ☺
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Karen Coyne 3 years ago
I was so thrilled to get this far in a conversation about names people don’t like without seeing my name. What needs to be given a rest is people trashing the name Karen. Don’t you think we’ve had enough? Karenismyname.org
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Pascale Pierloot 3 years ago
I have cousins named Fritjof and Gerbrand. Personally I always loved Kazimir (m. Slavic) Bodil (f. Scandinavian) Persephone (f. Greek) Lucky, I don't have any kids. 😉
Monday 3 years ago
Kazimir and Persephone sound frikken awesome....luckily all my kids are theoretical too.
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Jefferson Selvy 3 years ago
How about twin boys, Euripedes and Euripedoes
Load More Replies... JMil 3 years ago
Before my wife and I knew we were having a girl, we were considering the name Guy.
Lily bloom 3 years ago
My great-grandfater was Guy. His wife was Eunice. I also worked with a kid a few years ago named Guy but he went by Eddie
Load More Replies... Pascale Pierloot 3 years ago
Belgium here...with us Laurence is female and Laurent is male. But we've got Honorine, Esperence and Jeanne as well, however they are very old names. My mom's name is Hugeutte and her sisters are Ludwina, Gerarda, Godelieve and Noëlla. 😬😂
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Chucky Cheezburger 3 years ago
I know someone who named their kiddo Jasper. Named for one of his grandfathers.
Huddo's sister 3 years ago
I've taught a few Jaspers recently. I really like the name.
Load More Replies... Squirrelly Panda 3 years ago
Aloysius. Never met or heard of a real person with this name. I think I know of it from some Warner Bros or MGM 40's or 50' cartoon.
Birgit M 3 years ago
My grandfather‘s name was Aloys, and my mother was named after him: Aloysia! She never liked that name and prefers to be called Allo. 🙂
Load More Replies... Nathaniel 3 years ago
David Bowie's grandmother is buried in a graveyard near me. Her name was Zillah. Apparently it is biblical? I had a co worker who was pregnant, I put this forward as possible name. But it was a no.
Peign Gaming 3 years ago
Zillah is part of the story of Genesis. The name means Shade.
Load More Replies... CozyPanda 3 years ago
Hmmm...they are names that are common in Africa even today along with Faith, Praise, Beauty, Blessing and other such names
Load More Replies... Mad Dragon 3 years ago
I don't know why some people feel the need to resurrect old-fashioned names for their kids.*Turns to daughter* Right, Emmeline?
Louloubelle 3 years ago
My actual name is Karen. I assure you, no one is naming their kid that these days.
Girts Frīdbergs 3 years ago
Screw all these ancient names, we have to start name children with the names of Zarg, Borgon or Gorzan. For the sake of sci-fi movies. For the future. We don't want a destroyed, desert-of-planet that's been ruled by almighty Jackie.
Rachel Reynolds 3 years ago
I'm picturing her in Mad Max style leather, but in pink, blond hair extensions and full face make-up. "My name is Jackie. My world is, like, fire and blood. And White Claw."
Load More Replies... JLN 3 years ago
I have distant relatives that all had 'Euph' beginning names, Euphegenia and Euphemia are the only two I remember though, there was like 8 kids in the family. I discovered them while visiting the family graveyard (graveyard named after my paternal grandmothers family because apparently the whole bloody small town was related to us and we donated the land for the cemetery)
Norma Withers 2 years ago
My name is Norma. Never many of us and doubt if there are any under 70 now.
Alicia M Goodner 3 years ago
I knew a pair of sisters named Devine Light and Delightful Heaven... Very interesting young girls... I hope they had a fun goth phase :)
Just saying 3 years ago
There aren't many baby Trevors or Dereks in the UK, but it's only a matter of time as the generation of Trevors and Dereks become Grandads and their grandkids are named after them.
Rachel Reynolds 3 years ago
We almost named our youngest son Magnus Alexander. In the end, even though we loved the name, we decide it put too much pressure on the boy to conquer Mesopotamia.
Pascale Pierloot 3 years ago
Marlon Brando's daughter's name is Morrison Cheyenne...my older sister named a doll after her.
Gene Perry 3 years ago
Vandalia ... my great-grandfather's name. Isn't that the name of an onion?
Izzy Curer 3 years ago
I think most names that have common modern connotations, like Chad, Stacey, Becky, etc. Not to mention the most famous one that shall not be named. My grandfather's name was Guy, which is another common word that just means something else now too much for people want to use it as a name.
Kathleen Pearlman 3 years ago
My great-grandmother was named Zua Alvira, her sister was Izona. And her brother? George. My mom's mother was Ivan Lucinda. One of her brothers was Ovid, one Thornton, and one Noble. Other side of her family had my great-great grandfather named for a vice-president who was a candidate the year he was born - 1844. Few men named that ever. He named one of his sons Ulysses Simpson Grant... My mom got a kick out of telling people that was her grandfather's name. whispering the last name after Grant.
Stoopham McFernybabes 3 years ago
“F***y”. As is “Aunt F***y” from the Famous Five books. And doubly funny because, while in the US a “f***y” is a back bottom, in the Australia and the UK, it refers to a front bottom. Remember reading American kids books and they would refer to someone getting a “smack on the f***y”? My 5yo self was very confused about what messed up sh1t was going on there.
Notyomama 3 years ago
There was a Miss F***y at my church when I was young. She was really old.
Load More Replies... Boris Long-Johnson 3 years ago (edited)
F***y Her granny’s a f***y, her ma’s a f***y etc https://youtu.be/IcKlVojfMD4
GirlFriday 3 years ago
I have a great uncle named Vernon, he has one boy and five girls. The boy (2nd oldest child) named Vernon Jr. The girls are named (in order by age) LaVerne, Vernice, Vernee-leigh, Vernamay, and Raverna (pronounced Ray-Vern-ah). They are all in their 50's and 60's now.
Marcia Mongelluzzo 3 years ago
Marcia. I wish I had a dollar every time some says my name because they always say it 3 times. Not many Marcias around now.
Will Cable 3 years ago
One thing that seems odd are those door name signs, keyrings, pens etc that you get from seaside places or theme parks. You can look through them and see really unusual names with spellings that look like letters picked at randowm from a Scrabble bag yet names that are more 'normal' are not even available.
censorshipsucks 3 years ago
Nah guys. Whoever made this list is american. There's a planet out there, you know. Linda is VERY common here in SA.
Stacey Rae 3 years ago
So, add some names that seem to have disappeared or lessened from your part of the world. And Americans can note that they are Americans.
Load More Replies... Marisol L. Banks 3 years ago
I’ve never met an Agatha. The name sounds like you’re coughing up a hairball. Sorry to any Agatha’s out there. 😬
Bored Retsuko 3 years ago
That’s because it's pronounced with stress on the 1st syllable in English. In other languages it's on the 2nd. ☺
Load More Replies... Karen Coyne 3 years ago
I was so thrilled to get this far in a conversation about names people don’t like without seeing my name. What needs to be given a rest is people trashing the name Karen. Don’t you think we’ve had enough? Karenismyname.org
Load More Replies... Pascale Pierloot 3 years ago
I have cousins named Fritjof and Gerbrand. Personally I always loved Kazimir (m. Slavic) Bodil (f. Scandinavian) Persephone (f. Greek) Lucky, I don't have any kids. 😉
Monday 3 years ago
Kazimir and Persephone sound frikken awesome....luckily all my kids are theoretical too.
Load More Replies... Jefferson Selvy 3 years ago
How about twin boys, Euripedes and Euripedoes
Load More Replies... JMil 3 years ago
Before my wife and I knew we were having a girl, we were considering the name Guy.
Lily bloom 3 years ago
My great-grandfater was Guy. His wife was Eunice. I also worked with a kid a few years ago named Guy but he went by Eddie
Load More Replies... Pascale Pierloot 3 years ago
Belgium here...with us Laurence is female and Laurent is male. But we've got Honorine, Esperence and Jeanne as well, however they are very old names. My mom's name is Hugeutte and her sisters are Ludwina, Gerarda, Godelieve and Noëlla. 😬😂
Load More Replies... Chucky Cheezburger 3 years ago
I know someone who named their kiddo Jasper. Named for one of his grandfathers.
Huddo's sister 3 years ago
I've taught a few Jaspers recently. I really like the name.
Load More Replies... Squirrelly Panda 3 years ago
Aloysius. Never met or heard of a real person with this name. I think I know of it from some Warner Bros or MGM 40's or 50' cartoon.
Birgit M 3 years ago
My grandfather‘s name was Aloys, and my mother was named after him: Aloysia! She never liked that name and prefers to be called Allo. 🙂
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