35 Of The Funniest Business Comebacks To Negative Fake Reviews

A link to the business would be nice. This company deserves support for the stance they have taken. If you are gonna profit (BoredPanda) then the least you can do is state who the company is.

The barber's response was civil and to the point. I hope prospective customers take this customer's review with a grain of salt.

Haha, love Ryan Reynolds. Such a decent dude.

Horrible human being.

What the hell is wrong with some people???

Hahaha please contact our imaginary staff!!! Perfect

It reminds me of the surge of Yankee Candle reviewers complaining the candles suddenly have no smell.

No! Don't drag cats into this!! She doesn't deserve cats!!

Jealous rival?

Trying to milk additional discounts in advance?

WOW! How ignorant can some people be? I'm glad he was fired!!

dumbest person nominee right here

Same thing happened at a pho shop near me. I was having lunch with a friend there and this tourist from California started yelling at the server "This isn't real pho!! I'm from San Francisco and I know REAL pho!!" Needless to say this pho shop has been around for decades and is still run by the Vietnamese family that started it using their families unique recipe (brought over from Vietnam). She got dirty looks from all the regulars and one guy told her to go back to Cali. She paid and stormed off and everyone's day went on. I tipped a bit extra that day. Nobody deserves to be treated like that.

Lol bud. I get it.

Sounds like it was a "ruff" delivery :P

DIE and DEAD... the two words, what you were looking for.

oops.

Damn, remember internet cafés?

Damn... Remember Pokémon go?

A sour parent, i suppose.

I'm sure it weighs heavily on his conscience.

The smells of ‘influencer’

They’re just looking for free food.

That's a good bartender right there. Some would have kept serving; I used to wait tables so I know.

That was hella painful to read.

Nope, other restaurants would kick their asses out at the very moment, the pizzas ordered from outside arrived. These guys were too nice.

I would have given up on "S" after the 2nd attempt, the owner was being really nice to that person.

Aflac?? That's so random!

So put that in ya pipe and smoke it!

Wait. What? I'm so confused.

'Danni'. Bored Panda, you slippin'. :)

BURN!!!

I don't know why, but something about "I won't stand for it" made me laugh

F**k whoever SS this w/o the full review.

Many pets can't handle even the best care if left. You can't explain to them you are coming back as they don't understand you! They can pine, and not eat anyway despite the kennel's best efforts. Sad but true. You should start kenneling your pet on a regular basis from when it is very young, from short periods (even for1day) then build up, even for no reason and it's not needed.Then, when you do go on holiday later, the pet knows you will return. Don't get a pet then put it in care after having it years and expect it not to feel abandoned. Your fault.

Word.

GREAT comeback to a crappy customer......oh, I mean "non" customer. LOL

You never seen Gordon Ramsey? Kitchens are sweary. I don't want to work in one though!

Way to go!! I love it when the owner has proof that the customer leaving a bad review is lying about EVERYTHING they posted about their experience! Way to put these entitled customers in their place! Lol

Please don't assume that all restaurants have a kids menu. There are many establishments that are geared towards adults as they serve "fine" cuisine that may not be appealing to a child. Although they don't expressly forbid you from bringing your children, perhaps you should consider going to Applebee's instead of going to Le Bernardin and screaming because they don't serve chicken nuggets.

Maybe that's what happened in her mind 😳

First. If you are supposed to come in a large group at a fixed time to restaurant, and you show up 40 minutes earlier, than enjoy your drinks for those 40 minutes. Kitchens has strict schedules, and maybe they'll be able to make your 20+ orders earlier, but that means plus stress, extreme overwork and because of these likely mistakes. So, don't be an ass, and come on your fixed time. Second, again don't be an ass with the wait-staff.

Lemonless lemonade! Yum!

Both of these people need to get their crap together. The business owner airing this person's personal grievances is no better than the original fake review. Could've just said- "Amanda, you were fired for theft and behaviour that goes against our policies. Your bad review reflects more on your insecurities as a person than it does our business. Please get yourself together and find some peace within yourself" or something. It's just off putting seeing that level of personal dragging in a professional response.

This always used to piss me off when I worked at a veterinary practice. People would let their pets vomit for almost a week and then have a fit over the bill when it needed to be hospitalized on an IV because it was so dehydrated.

WOW!! Big burn!! Lol

I was hoping she was going to say it tasted terrible

The rater needs to go back to school with that spelling and grammar: "surprized" "i really"... my brain just got fried.

Someone had downvoted this, I can only imagine due to the mask mandate in the restaurant. Smh

Great response

BP, you're seriously censoring the words "die" and "dead"? Seriously?

You know.. the account with the POPPY.

I like sitting in the back as long as it's not outside of the kitchen! It's easier to have a conversation with someone there.

When you are a so awful Karen, that even an asian take-away bans you....

Mothers' Day is a very busy day for restaurants. I've worked them and it's crazy. It sounds like this one did its best to accommodate this entitled family and they still weren't happy. The owner was very professional in the reply to the review.

The poor dog! It's better off without that foster parent.

How drunk/ drugged do you have to be to walk into a restaurant and ask for your shirt to be wet down with cold tap water? 🤣

Yea "hun".

I know what hotel this is. Or, rather, what company. Great company to work for and stay at

I've seen quite a few of these. I only pay attention to the stars on these ones cuz it's usually just people with nothing to say about the establishment making stupid statements. Read one about a fairy (Tinkerbelle style) and hummingbirds that was pretty funny.