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Friends Hold Fake Funeral For Friend Who Is Always With His Girlfriend
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Friends Hold Fake Funeral For Friend Who Is Always With His Girlfriend

When 20-year-old Keiran Cable from South Wales started to date 19-year-old Jess Ferguson, his friends say that he disappeared from their lives. After 18 months of unreturned calls and emails, fifty of Cable’s friends decided to surprise him with a mock funeral that included a coffin, hearse, and even a eulogy!

“Keiran has had a tough 18 months trying to keep his friendship with his friends alive but sadly the wait is now over and he has floated up to the gates of heaven,” the eulogy reads in part.”What hurts the most is that we were starved of precious time to say our last goodbyes after his relationship status was changed from ‘Single’ to ‘in a Relationship.'”

More info: Facebook (h/t: walesonline, elitedaily)

“A couple of weeks ago we were all in the pub and we all started saying RIP Keiran”

“We decided if he wasn’t going to come out with us and was going to pretend he was dead then we’d organise a funeral for him”

“One of the boys, Shaun Bundy, organised most of it and he spent Friday and Saturday making the coffin”

“[Keiran] had no idea what was going on. He thought he was coming out to watch the rugby but he” ended up in a coffin

“I borrowed a funeral car and we drove the coffin from pub to pub”

“Another one of the boys, Daniel Bundock, was the vicar, and gave speeches from the Old Testament”

“The roads were completely closed off, it was epic”

Cable’s reaction? “I was in complete shock and didn’t know what to do or say”

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chalorurua
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This guy has awesome friends :D

Cookie
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Girl's got rug burn on her knees.

MrPositive
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When the girl looks like THAT, who can blame him for disappearing for a while?

MichelleValot
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Crawled up her ass because she's hot or is she keeping him from seeing his friends because SHE thinks she's hot? Looks don't last...

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EnriquePeralta
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well that is dumb. Looks like good friends but its actually passive aggressive and I think some of those lads need to do some itrospection, taking their handsome friend's absence very hard.

Cristi
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The poor girl must be feeling terrible!

BrianZhong
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So basically a guy decided to get a girlfriend and move on with his life, then his virgin friends wished he was dead....

PrescotteMartin
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What a beautiful idea. Such true and noble friends. Has the gf killed them all off yet?

HealingMoonBreezes
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Women do the same. Most women drop their friends when a man comes in their lives. Don't hear from 'em for months and then the phone rings and she wails about a fight or something. Humans are stupid.

MaryMarty
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Give this guy a break. This will happen to each of you too.

KristyChryst
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These are true friends who know how to have a good time and this is the equivalent to a bachelor's party.

ChrisKhim
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Best friends are like brothers, they are forever, girlfriend comes & goes, the next is still call a girlfriend ... I love what his friends did to bring him back, they care, love & miss him too much

RebeccaKrajačić
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These people have too much time on there hands.

Cristi
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes they should spend more time looking for girlfriends of their own.

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Filip Columbeanu
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Young Brit spends a few months having non-stop sex, friends throw party.

KatelynMcCormick
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I should totally try that! That is so funny!!!

MiyukiNohara
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the girlfriend is really pretty hot so if he walk away from that he will be pretty much dumb

ChloeRayskyy
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This whole thing is dumb. Dude gets a girlfriend. So what? She's hot, their not.

Sonia.Alexandra
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You guys are really awesome. Keiran, you should struggle to keep them your friends! Once in a lifetime friends you have.

RichardPetch
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know who I would rather be with and it would not be his male friends.

ElizabethHill
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I really think this is disrespectful. Had anyone thought that maybe he is so in love with her that he wants to be with her most of the time?

OwenWilkinson
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hope I never end up as this poor guy.

DeeLemony
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My sister did that to our family had a boyfriend and decided family already had her for the first 18 we didn't need to see her anymore......so we got over it after a few years havnt seen her since real sad when you ditch friends and family

JohnnySlapstick
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please use punctuation so we can read your post. Thank you. The Management

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TovaNapell
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That very clever of you guys and very awsome idea

AnaCarolina
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

such an hilarious idea and what a great group of friends!

PunjabMalaka
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The immense power of the pussy. I'd be riding that until it prolapsed.

BrianZhong
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So basically a guy decided to get a girlfriend and move on with his life, so his virgin friends wished he would die....

chalorurua
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This guy has awesome friends :D

Cookie
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Girl's got rug burn on her knees.

MrPositive
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When the girl looks like THAT, who can blame him for disappearing for a while?

MichelleValot
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Crawled up her ass because she's hot or is she keeping him from seeing his friends because SHE thinks she's hot? Looks don't last...

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EnriquePeralta
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well that is dumb. Looks like good friends but its actually passive aggressive and I think some of those lads need to do some itrospection, taking their handsome friend's absence very hard.

Cristi
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The poor girl must be feeling terrible!

BrianZhong
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So basically a guy decided to get a girlfriend and move on with his life, then his virgin friends wished he was dead....

PrescotteMartin
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What a beautiful idea. Such true and noble friends. Has the gf killed them all off yet?

HealingMoonBreezes
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Women do the same. Most women drop their friends when a man comes in their lives. Don't hear from 'em for months and then the phone rings and she wails about a fight or something. Humans are stupid.

MaryMarty
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Give this guy a break. This will happen to each of you too.

KristyChryst
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These are true friends who know how to have a good time and this is the equivalent to a bachelor's party.

ChrisKhim
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Best friends are like brothers, they are forever, girlfriend comes & goes, the next is still call a girlfriend ... I love what his friends did to bring him back, they care, love & miss him too much

RebeccaKrajačić
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These people have too much time on there hands.

Cristi
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes they should spend more time looking for girlfriends of their own.

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Filip Columbeanu
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Young Brit spends a few months having non-stop sex, friends throw party.

KatelynMcCormick
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I should totally try that! That is so funny!!!

MiyukiNohara
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the girlfriend is really pretty hot so if he walk away from that he will be pretty much dumb

ChloeRayskyy
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This whole thing is dumb. Dude gets a girlfriend. So what? She's hot, their not.

Sonia.Alexandra
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You guys are really awesome. Keiran, you should struggle to keep them your friends! Once in a lifetime friends you have.

RichardPetch
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know who I would rather be with and it would not be his male friends.

ElizabethHill
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I really think this is disrespectful. Had anyone thought that maybe he is so in love with her that he wants to be with her most of the time?

OwenWilkinson
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hope I never end up as this poor guy.

DeeLemony
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My sister did that to our family had a boyfriend and decided family already had her for the first 18 we didn't need to see her anymore......so we got over it after a few years havnt seen her since real sad when you ditch friends and family

JohnnySlapstick
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please use punctuation so we can read your post. Thank you. The Management

Load More Replies...
TovaNapell
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That very clever of you guys and very awsome idea

AnaCarolina
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

such an hilarious idea and what a great group of friends!

PunjabMalaka
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The immense power of the pussy. I'd be riding that until it prolapsed.

BrianZhong
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So basically a guy decided to get a girlfriend and move on with his life, so his virgin friends wished he would die....

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