Friends Hold Fake Funeral For Friend Who Is Always With His Girlfriend
When 20-year-old Keiran Cable from South Wales started to date 19-year-old Jess Ferguson, his friends say that he disappeared from their lives. After 18 months of unreturned calls and emails, fifty of Cable’s friends decided to surprise him with a mock funeral that included a coffin, hearse, and even a eulogy!
“Keiran has had a tough 18 months trying to keep his friendship with his friends alive but sadly the wait is now over and he has floated up to the gates of heaven,” the eulogy reads in part.”What hurts the most is that we were starved of precious time to say our last goodbyes after his relationship status was changed from ‘Single’ to ‘in a Relationship.'”
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“Keiran had been in a relationship for a few months and it felt like he had died because none of us had seen him since then,” said friend Ben Sullivan
“A couple of weeks ago we were all in the pub and we all started saying RIP Keiran”
“We decided if he wasn’t going to come out with us and was going to pretend he was dead then we’d organise a funeral for him”
“One of the boys, Shaun Bundy, organised most of it and he spent Friday and Saturday making the coffin”
“[Keiran] had no idea what was going on. He thought he was coming out to watch the rugby but he” ended up in a coffin
“I borrowed a funeral car and we drove the coffin from pub to pub”
“Another one of the boys, Daniel Bundock, was the vicar, and gave speeches from the Old Testament”
“The roads were completely closed off, it was epic”
Cable’s reaction? “I was in complete shock and didn’t know what to do or say”
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When the girl looks like THAT, who can blame him for disappearing for a while?
Crawled up her a*s because she's hot or is she keeping him from seeing his friends because SHE thinks she's hot? Looks don't last...
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Well that is dumb. Looks like good friends but its actually passive aggressive and I think some of those lads need to do some itrospection, taking their handsome friend's absence very hard.
So basically a guy decided to get a girlfriend and move on with his life, then his virgin friends wished he was dead....
What a beautiful idea. Such true and noble friends. Has the gf killed them all off yet?
Women do the same. Most women drop their friends when a man comes in their lives. Don't hear from 'em for months and then the phone rings and she wails about a fight or something. Humans are stupid.
These are true friends who know how to have a good time and this is the equivalent to a bachelor's party.
Yes they should spend more time looking for girlfriends of their own.
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Young Brit spends a few months having non-stop sex, friends throw party.
the girlfriend is really pretty hot so if he walk away from that he will be pretty much dumb
This whole thing is dumb. Dude gets a girlfriend. So what? She's hot, their not.
You guys are really awesome. Keiran, you should struggle to keep them your friends! Once in a lifetime friends you have.
I know who I would rather be with and it would not be his male friends.
I really think this is disrespectful. Had anyone thought that maybe he is so in love with her that he wants to be with her most of the time?
My sister did that to our family had a boyfriend and decided family already had her for the first 18 we didn't need to see her anymore......so we got over it after a few years havnt seen her since real sad when you ditch friends and family
Please use punctuation so we can read your post. Thank you. The Management
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The immense power of the pussy. I'd be riding that until it prolapsed.
So basically a guy decided to get a girlfriend and move on with his life, so his virgin friends wished he would die....
When the girl looks like THAT, who can blame him for disappearing for a while?
Crawled up her a*s because she's hot or is she keeping him from seeing his friends because SHE thinks she's hot? Looks don't last...
Load More Replies... Well that is dumb. Looks like good friends but its actually passive aggressive and I think some of those lads need to do some itrospection, taking their handsome friend's absence very hard.
So basically a guy decided to get a girlfriend and move on with his life, then his virgin friends wished he was dead....
What a beautiful idea. Such true and noble friends. Has the gf killed them all off yet?
Women do the same. Most women drop their friends when a man comes in their lives. Don't hear from 'em for months and then the phone rings and she wails about a fight or something. Humans are stupid.
These are true friends who know how to have a good time and this is the equivalent to a bachelor's party.
Yes they should spend more time looking for girlfriends of their own.
Load More Replies... Young Brit spends a few months having non-stop sex, friends throw party.
the girlfriend is really pretty hot so if he walk away from that he will be pretty much dumb
This whole thing is dumb. Dude gets a girlfriend. So what? She's hot, their not.
You guys are really awesome. Keiran, you should struggle to keep them your friends! Once in a lifetime friends you have.
I know who I would rather be with and it would not be his male friends.
I really think this is disrespectful. Had anyone thought that maybe he is so in love with her that he wants to be with her most of the time?
My sister did that to our family had a boyfriend and decided family already had her for the first 18 we didn't need to see her anymore......so we got over it after a few years havnt seen her since real sad when you ditch friends and family
Please use punctuation so we can read your post. Thank you. The Management
Load More Replies... The immense power of the pussy. I'd be riding that until it prolapsed.
So basically a guy decided to get a girlfriend and move on with his life, so his virgin friends wished he would die....
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