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Doctors Issue Urgent Warnings About “Ballmaxxing” As Dangerous Trend Grows Among Young Men
Close-up of a man in a gray suit grabbing his c****h, highlighting concerns about ballmaxxing as a dangerous trend among young men.

Doctors Issue Urgent Warnings About “Ballmaxxing” As Dangerous Trend Grows Among Young Men

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What would make someone willingly inject fluid into one of the most sensitive parts of their body? In 2026, the answer could be vibes, boredom, validation, or the never-ending quest to “maxx” everything these days.

“Maxxing” is the internet’s latest obsession with optimizing and upgrading everything.

From looks to finances, people are looking for the fastest and easiest ways to “maxx” every aspect of life, even one’s manhood.

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    Highlights
    • The internet’s obsession with “maxxing” has officially entered NSFW territory with ballmaxxing.
    • Men are finding ways to inflate their downstairs danglers to fruit-like sizes.
    • “I know it’s freaky and abnormal looking—that’s exactly what I like about it,” said one man.
    • Another man said his scrotum got stuck in a toilet after inflating it.

    The internet’s obsession with “maxxing” has officially entered NSFW territory

    Image credits: Joey Foley/FilmMagic

    After trends like looksmaxxing, sleepmaxxing, and careermaxxing took over online conversations, the obsession has now extended to ballmaxxing.

    The wild trend is all about increasing the size of a man’s testicles by injecting fluids until they become the size of grapefruits or cantaloupes.

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    A 57-year-old man, identified as Marcus, claimed he has balls bigger than an apple or a mango.

    He admitted he’s long been obsessed with enlarging his danglers and, as per his own measurements, said his scrotal sac measures up to 14.5 inches.

    “I’m astonished at how flexible the testicles are. They just expand,” the man, who injects Surgilube (a surgical lubricant) into the region, told Men’s Health.

    Image credits: Connor Scott McManus/pexels (not an actual photo)

    Image credits: Timoldland

    For the purpose of ballmaxxing, men may inject fluids like saline or Surgilube into their testicles to increase their size.

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    Saline is a sterile mixture of salt and water, commonly used for medical or health purposes, whereas Surgilube is a water-based surgical lubricant, primarily used by doctors to reduce friction during medical procedures, such as inserting instruments, catheters, or endoscopes into the body.

    Both these fluids have their own intended purposes and are not meant for body modification or ballmaxxing. The scrotum is simply not designed for this.

    Prof. Dr. Sinan, a board-certified plastic surgeon in Turkey associated with Longevita, said injecting substances such as saline or lubricants into the scrotum is an extremely dangerous practice because these materials were not intended for uncontrolled injection into genital tissue.

    Men are injecting fluids to inflate their testicles to fruit-like sizes

    Image credits: Cup of Couple/pexels (not an actual photo)

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    The scrotal skin is naturally elastic, but excessive or repeated inflation does more than simply “stretch” the skin harmlessly. Instead, it can interfere with blood circulation and damage the surrounding tissues, the expert said

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    “Excessive injections can impair circulation in the area, which may lead to acute wound problems, tissue destruction and, depending on the substance injected, even permanent tissue loss,” Dr. Sinan told Bored Panda.

    He added that introducing non-medical or inappropriate substances into the scrotum also increases the risk of severe inflammation, infection, and long-term functional problems. In some cases, the damage may extend to the reproductive organs themselves.

    He warned that uncontrolled injections could even contribute to fertility problems. “These kinds of procedures can cause permanent damage, tissue destruction and complications that may affect fertility,” he said.

    Image credits: cottonbro studio/pexels (not an actual photo)

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    People who try ballmaxxing often say they do it out of curiosity or for the shock value.

    For some, there’s also the bedroom fetish element. Some may experience a taboo kind of thrill from the visual change, while others may enjoy the physical sensation.

    “I know it’s freaky and abnormal looking—that’s exactly what I like about it,” a 29-year-old IT employee told Men’s Health.

    Having a bulging scrotum “makes me especially h*rny, when I move around in public, knowing that someone can see that,” said a 35-year-old electrotechnician.

    One Reddit user spoke about ballmaxxing, also known as scrotum pumping, on the r/salineinflation subreddit, which has 8,700 followers.

    “I felt so manly, manly man,” he said.

    “I know it’s freaky and abnormal looking—that’s exactly what I like about it,” a 29-year-old IT employee said

    Image credits: MART PRODUCTION/pexels (not an actual photo)

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    Others may say they do it because women like it.

    A Redditor named Jack posted on the r4r subreddit about a woman wanting to watch him make an infusion into his scrotum.

    “She would periodically look and feel and ask a few questions,” he wrote. “Her curiosity was absolutely electric… probably because the curiosity was showing a sort of acceptance.”

    For 33-year-old tech worker Kevin, who said he struggled with body dysmorphia (feeling dissatisfied with aspects of one’s body), enlarging his scrotum for the first time felt “euphoric.”

    “Taking ownership of my own body was a lot of the drive for it,” he told the outlet. “Typically masculine people have a lot of control in their life.”

    In the same corner as ballmaxxing, there are also at-home p*nis enlargement (PE) methods that are being touted online.

    Image credits: biggins_harry

    Braden Eric Peters, better known online as Clavicular, is one of the most recognizable faces promoting the looksmaxxing movement. He recently said he has been trying PE tactics, involving pumping and what he described as the “shopping bag hanging stretching” method.

    Clavicular explained that the method involves putting items in a shopping bag until it’s heavy enough and then looping the handles around the wrist so the bag’s weight does the stretching.

    “Then you’re basically holding on to your suspensory ligament and stretching,” he said during a recent appearance on Logan Paul and Mike Majlak’s podcast Impaulsive.

    He said he does this even while driving and confirmed that the stretching is done when his manhood is flaccid.

    Clavicular recently spoke about using shopping bags to enlarge his manhood

    Image credits: DramaAlert

    One of the biggest risks linked to online body modification trends is the growing normalization of unregulated procedures, shared through social media and internet forums. Netizens often turn to extreme at-home procedures instead of seeking professional opinions, which can be dangerous.

    Dr. Sinan noted that people may wrongly assume that substances such as saline are harmless because they are used in healthcare settings. But using any fluid or product outside its approved medical indication can carry significant risks.

    “Products or substances that are not approved by health authorities such as the FDA, when used unconsciously or outside the correct indication, can lead to irreversible organ, tissue, and functional loss,” he told Bored Panda.

    Some ballmaxxers have shared experiences that show how quickly things can go wrong.

    Marcus admitted he once got his scrotum stuck in the toilet after using two liters of saline to inflate it. “It was a bit painful,” he told Men’s Health. “I’m actually still recovering from that.”

    Another 35-year-old electrotechnician said he once hit a vein while injecting and saw his scrotum turn blue with bruising. Another time, he couldn’t walk from infusing too much of the solution.

    “My groin was on fire,” he said of the incident.

    Experts asserted that trends like ballmaxxing and PE should not be experimented with at home.

    Injecting substances into the body without proper medical training can lead to serious, even life-threatening complications. This makes it crucial to leave any kind of body modification to qualified professionals.

    Dr. Sinan said there are medically supervised procedures designed to alter or restore testicular appearance, but these are entirely different from the at-home practices promoted online.

    One man said his scrotum got stuck in a toilet after inflating it

    Image credits: Timur Weber/pexels (not an actual photo)

    In clinical settings, surgeons may use specially designed testicular prostheses or medically approved filler materials under strict sterile conditions and with careful patient assessment.

    “Testicular volume can be increased medically using prostheses or injectable materials specifically developed for medical use,” Dr. Sinan told Bored Panda. “However, these are controlled procedures performed under the supervision of a qualified surgeon.”

    He stressed that there is no medically acceptable basis for injecting household substances, lubricants, or non-approved products into the scrotum outside a clinical environment.

    Image credits: Kampus Production/pexels (not an actual photo)

    Robert Bradshaw, Superintendent Pharmacist, Oxford Online Pharmacy, said ballmaxxing or scrotal inflation can also interfere with the natural functioning of one’s testes, which could lead to erectile dysfunction, infertility, and problems with urination.

    Unsupervised injection of saline fluid can also come with the severe risk of infection.

    “Injecting any substance under the skin can introduce harmful bacteria,” he told LADbible.

    “The scrotum is a sensitive part of the body and particularly vulnerable to infections such as cellulitis (a skin infection) or abscess formation (a collection of pus),” he added.

    “Inflation fetishes have been around for a long time,” one netizen commented online

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    What do you think ?
    Suzy Gardner
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully it DOES interfere with fertility; people this stupid don't need to reproduce.

    Gen X Feral
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤮 Oh please take something completely unattractive and make it ginormous and impossible to ignore. At least they won't have to worry about getting those fugly things hurt during sèx, since it's never going to happen again lol

    Apatheist
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Curious poll - either the question is wrong or the answers are, but they don't match. I guess it's appropriate that someone has ballsed-it up...

    Tam Tam
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm gonna go ahead and say it..balls are hideous. Nastiest looking things on the human body. Sorry guys but they just are. So why anyone would want to enlarge them is beyond me.

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s virgins. Virgins don’t know that women are largely grossed out by balls.

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    Laszlo Larthlanc
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm betting that not a single male Panda has ever paid this much attention to his balls unless pain or discomfort was involved. Actually, I'm betting that no normal adult male has ever paid this much attention. They're just there, and that's all.

    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My balls only get noticed when I sit down wrongly and one protests about being squished.

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    Ace
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just had to go and look, didn't I? 🤮 Take my advice - Don't.

    A girl
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A boyfriend, years ago, tried to impress me with a feat of strength which caused a lower abdomen hernia. Testicles swelled up like grapefruit. Nothing s**y about it. Sticking a needle in the boys is utter madness.

    Laszlo Larthlanc
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same thing happens after a vasectomy. (Maybe not grapefruit, though. Valencia oranges.) I thought I'd be going to work the day after. I was wrong.

    Load More Replies...
    Alli Marston
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, you can't use words like a*s, v****a and breasts here, but pictures of someone grabbing their testicles and the words s*****m and ballmaxxing is ok. Gotcha.

    Lee Gilliland
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because they're not ugly enough small.

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

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    I almost choked on my taffy reading this! 😆 Ever since the first article on Clavicular (he of the smashing-jaw-with-hammer fame), I’ve been following his antics, and soon we won’t hafta hear bout him anymore because he’ll either be dеad, in prison, or perhaps dеad in prison. He ODed recently on a night out; it was squirm-inducing watching him work up to it.

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    Jorge Gonzalez
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like the guys who inject oil in their muscles to look ripped, only more terrifying. It didn't end so well with the muscles.

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Russian guy who did that? Inflated his arms with oil? He’s currently looking at having both arms amputated. Play stupid games; lose your arms.

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    Chaotic Good
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys. I really hope you're not doing this /for the ladies/ because they simply do not care about the size of your balls. Most of them think they're weird.

    Pikkie V
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is see that brainmaxxing is not a thing yet...

    martymcmatrix
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All these flat-pipers need to get put on an island with their female conterparts who wear their shorts as tight as their security chords leave visible marks on the fabric🤷🏽...

    Fenchurch
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let natural selection take its course... Jeesh.

    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What do you think drives trends like this?" - ummmm.....

    Shannimal
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the f**k did I just read?!

    Andrew Arons
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm all for this because I figure less people means more open parking spaces.

    pebs
    Community Member
    1 week ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I doubt this is a real trend: it's probably just a few isolated cases of idiots. Or at least I hope so.

    WonderWoman
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All it is really going to do is showcase how tiny your p3n!s is and what a fragile ego you are suffering from.

    Inservio Smurf
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The poll options don't make sense given the question. One of those two, got tacked onto the end of the wrong article I suspect.

    Inservio Smurf
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shhhhhh don't shame this. PLEASE let them continue, as this will inevitably cause sterility, which means we could feasibly breed this out of our gene pool by just letting the basketcases take themselves out of it.

    Deanna Brea
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well women have done this for ages to thier boobies; ( ie : Dolly Parton ) I guess this was to be expected at some point

    dean tirmizi
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is true and you could say same about lips and bums, but usually those areas are aesthetically pleasing anyway unless its an disfigurement, but balls are not appealing and blowing them up wont make them nicer (this is coming from a straight man so maybe I'm wrong about balls being nice to look at)

    Load More Replies...
    Janet Horwith
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a guy needs to have his boys enlarged to the size of papayas, he most definitely should see a urologist AND a psychiatrist because you have peepee pistol issues.

    Speak easy buttercup
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What TF did i just read?! 🤣 but i guess its about the same as when some dudes were slicing open the top of the peter and putting marbles and stuff like that in it! 😳😳😳

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be idiots, guys. Destroy your bodies, destroy your health, because some paid boy on tiktok tells you to. Yeah, that's super masculine, super mature, and women love men who do weird s**t because some fvcker tells them to, for sure. Just don't expect any sympathy or pity anymore. You blow up your plums and your noodle, you deal with the fallout. We've been telling you often enough what we find attractive. If you prefer to listen to some shyte online, that's on you. You can fvck him. Oh, wait, you can't because he doesn't give a rat's enlarged balls about you.

    Laszlo Larthlanc
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm thinking that you probably have no Pandas in your intended audience.

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    Uncle Schmickle
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is this insanity really about ?

    Michelle Wood
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Typical boys! Guys, I think you are trying to enlarge the wrong bit...but maybe that is all well and good, do we really need to increase this particular gene pool?! Don't worry, us girls are fine on our own (wink)...

    Gracie Mae
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the part of me that loves my inner morbid curiosity wants to see the end result...the saner, safer side of me will absolutely NOT be googling it! I have to wonder, though, how these guys walk, sit, and generally accommodate the bigger size in their pants? Do they just buy bigger sizes? I remember there used to be a brand that advertised "a skosh more room" in that area

    Christos Arvanitis
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever a "troubling trend" is written about, I'm always skeptical if it really is a trend or just few morons doing this.

    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What do you think drives trends like this? A) Absolutely not." I think that means even the quiz module didn't even listen to the question, and just had to make it clear "Absolutely not"

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the poll question and answer —“Absolutely not!” — are hilarious!

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    marianne eliza
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Darwin awards to any of the fools who make themselves sterile.

    Suzy Gardner
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully it DOES interfere with fertility; people this stupid don't need to reproduce.

    Gen X Feral
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤮 Oh please take something completely unattractive and make it ginormous and impossible to ignore. At least they won't have to worry about getting those fugly things hurt during sèx, since it's never going to happen again lol

    ADVERTISEMENT
    Apatheist
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Curious poll - either the question is wrong or the answers are, but they don't match. I guess it's appropriate that someone has ballsed-it up...

    Tam Tam
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm gonna go ahead and say it..balls are hideous. Nastiest looking things on the human body. Sorry guys but they just are. So why anyone would want to enlarge them is beyond me.

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s virgins. Virgins don’t know that women are largely grossed out by balls.

    Load More Replies...
    Laszlo Larthlanc
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm betting that not a single male Panda has ever paid this much attention to his balls unless pain or discomfort was involved. Actually, I'm betting that no normal adult male has ever paid this much attention. They're just there, and that's all.

    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My balls only get noticed when I sit down wrongly and one protests about being squished.

    Load More Replies...
    Ace
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just had to go and look, didn't I? 🤮 Take my advice - Don't.

    A girl
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A boyfriend, years ago, tried to impress me with a feat of strength which caused a lower abdomen hernia. Testicles swelled up like grapefruit. Nothing s**y about it. Sticking a needle in the boys is utter madness.

    Laszlo Larthlanc
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same thing happens after a vasectomy. (Maybe not grapefruit, though. Valencia oranges.) I thought I'd be going to work the day after. I was wrong.

    Load More Replies...
    Alli Marston
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, you can't use words like a*s, v****a and breasts here, but pictures of someone grabbing their testicles and the words s*****m and ballmaxxing is ok. Gotcha.

    Lee Gilliland
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because they're not ugly enough small.

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    I almost choked on my taffy reading this! 😆 Ever since the first article on Clavicular (he of the smashing-jaw-with-hammer fame), I’ve been following his antics, and soon we won’t hafta hear bout him anymore because he’ll either be dеad, in prison, or perhaps dеad in prison. He ODed recently on a night out; it was squirm-inducing watching him work up to it.

    Load More Replies...
    Jorge Gonzalez
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like the guys who inject oil in their muscles to look ripped, only more terrifying. It didn't end so well with the muscles.

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Russian guy who did that? Inflated his arms with oil? He’s currently looking at having both arms amputated. Play stupid games; lose your arms.

    Load More Replies...
    Chaotic Good
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys. I really hope you're not doing this /for the ladies/ because they simply do not care about the size of your balls. Most of them think they're weird.

    Pikkie V
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is see that brainmaxxing is not a thing yet...

    martymcmatrix
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All these flat-pipers need to get put on an island with their female conterparts who wear their shorts as tight as their security chords leave visible marks on the fabric🤷🏽...

    Fenchurch
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let natural selection take its course... Jeesh.

    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What do you think drives trends like this?" - ummmm.....

    Shannimal
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the f**k did I just read?!

    Andrew Arons
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm all for this because I figure less people means more open parking spaces.

    pebs
    Community Member
    1 week ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I doubt this is a real trend: it's probably just a few isolated cases of idiots. Or at least I hope so.

    WonderWoman
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All it is really going to do is showcase how tiny your p3n!s is and what a fragile ego you are suffering from.

    Inservio Smurf
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The poll options don't make sense given the question. One of those two, got tacked onto the end of the wrong article I suspect.

    Inservio Smurf
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shhhhhh don't shame this. PLEASE let them continue, as this will inevitably cause sterility, which means we could feasibly breed this out of our gene pool by just letting the basketcases take themselves out of it.

    Deanna Brea
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well women have done this for ages to thier boobies; ( ie : Dolly Parton ) I guess this was to be expected at some point

    dean tirmizi
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is true and you could say same about lips and bums, but usually those areas are aesthetically pleasing anyway unless its an disfigurement, but balls are not appealing and blowing them up wont make them nicer (this is coming from a straight man so maybe I'm wrong about balls being nice to look at)

    Load More Replies...
    Janet Horwith
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a guy needs to have his boys enlarged to the size of papayas, he most definitely should see a urologist AND a psychiatrist because you have peepee pistol issues.

    Speak easy buttercup
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What TF did i just read?! 🤣 but i guess its about the same as when some dudes were slicing open the top of the peter and putting marbles and stuff like that in it! 😳😳😳

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be idiots, guys. Destroy your bodies, destroy your health, because some paid boy on tiktok tells you to. Yeah, that's super masculine, super mature, and women love men who do weird s**t because some fvcker tells them to, for sure. Just don't expect any sympathy or pity anymore. You blow up your plums and your noodle, you deal with the fallout. We've been telling you often enough what we find attractive. If you prefer to listen to some shyte online, that's on you. You can fvck him. Oh, wait, you can't because he doesn't give a rat's enlarged balls about you.

    Laszlo Larthlanc
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm thinking that you probably have no Pandas in your intended audience.

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    Uncle Schmickle
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is this insanity really about ?

    Michelle Wood
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Typical boys! Guys, I think you are trying to enlarge the wrong bit...but maybe that is all well and good, do we really need to increase this particular gene pool?! Don't worry, us girls are fine on our own (wink)...

    Gracie Mae
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the part of me that loves my inner morbid curiosity wants to see the end result...the saner, safer side of me will absolutely NOT be googling it! I have to wonder, though, how these guys walk, sit, and generally accommodate the bigger size in their pants? Do they just buy bigger sizes? I remember there used to be a brand that advertised "a skosh more room" in that area

    Christos Arvanitis
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever a "troubling trend" is written about, I'm always skeptical if it really is a trend or just few morons doing this.

    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What do you think drives trends like this? A) Absolutely not." I think that means even the quiz module didn't even listen to the question, and just had to make it clear "Absolutely not"

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the poll question and answer —“Absolutely not!” — are hilarious!

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    marianne eliza
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Darwin awards to any of the fools who make themselves sterile.

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