40 Hilarious Pics And Memes You Might Appreciate If You’ve Ever Used Microsoft Excel (New Pics)
Once upon a time (in the early 1980s to be specific), in a land far, far away (or not so far if you’re from the state of Washington), the Microsoft Corporation dreamed of creating a spreadsheet system that would become the livelihood of countless careers and the subject of many hilarious memes. That’s right, pandas, today we’re talking about your favorite green, spreadsheet application: Microsoft Excel.
Okay, that might not be exactly how the Excel origin story goes, but I’m sure you’re familiar with this famous program. Excel has been around since 1985, and it has completely dominated the field of virtual spreadsheets. But along with being the gorgeous view many accountants and analysts spend hours staring at every day, Excel is also the subject of plenty of memes and hilarious content online.
Below, we’ve gathered some of the best posts from the Excel Humor Instagram account that you might find painfully relatable if you work in a field that relies heavily on the application. Keep reading to also find interviews with Bill Jelen, aka MrExcel, and Alexander Frolov, from AbleBits.com, to hear from a couple Excel experts. And don't forget to upvote all of the pics that make you want to crack open a fresh, new spreadsheet right now!
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When you realize some bamf went and build a working civilization game on effin Excell and you have trouble keeping your constants where they belong
To learn more about the exciting world of Excel, we reached out to an expert on the topic: Bill Jelen, better known as MrExcel online. Bill has over 29 years of spreadsheet experience, has been doing Excel consulting since 1998, has been speaking about Excel since 2002, and has written over 40 books about Excel. He was also kind enough to share his expertise with us, so first, we wanted to know how Bill became an Excel expert in the first place and why.
“I started using the Lotus 1-2-3 spreadsheet at the University of Notre Dame in the 1980s,” MrExcel told Bored Panda. “I was a teaching assistant for a professor. He was doing a research study to see if MBA students would learn better by reading a book or watching an interactive Laserdisc. At the end of the training, the MBA students would take a comprehensive exam on spreadsheets. My lowly job was to grade the exams. Once I realized that no one was getting more than a 60% score, I decided to learn every question on the test.”
Gawd, Excel is the most annoying. Just found out if you don't want funny things happening add a ' before anything excel might think is a date or some other
I've been using Excel since the mid-90's, and continue to use it for my personal record keeping. Now, that's not to say it was easy. It wasn't. It took far too long to figure out most of its quirks, and some of them still annoy me to this day.
I wish it spelled out the month and added "nd". I get "23-JAN" so when I see that at anytime in the future, does it mean Jan 23rd or Jan 2023 or Jan 1923? Quick fix: start typing with an apostrophe. That tells Excel you are entering text only. So, in the cell, enter 'January 2023 and you'll see "January 2023".
“This gave me a good head start before I began working. Once I got a job in Accounting, then I was using first Lotus 1-2-3 and then Excel 40-60 hours every week,” Bill continued. “It is the daily use that really builds your skills. And now, today, as I teach Excel in seminars, I get questions not just from 1 company, but I get to see the data problems from hundreds of companies. Solving those problems forces me to investigate every corner of Excel looking for ways to solve each problem.”
We were also curious what Bill actually thinks of Excel. “I love using Excel,” he told Bored Panda. “I love data. I love how I can use Excel to summarize and visualize data. Many times, I create a fake data set to use while demonstrating a feature. I will see some unusual trend in the fake data and actually start to dive in to find the root cause. After 20 minutes of investigating, I have to remind myself that this data is fake. Any trends are purely random.”
Don’t forget to “Save As…” so you don’t somehow work hard on a file you’ll never be able to find again
Ctrl+C, Ctrl+C just in case, another Ctrl+C because you never know, Ctrl+V.
We also asked Bill if Excel is useful for everyone to know. “Anyone working in an office environment should have some Excel skills,” he shared. “Excel is great at tracking rows and columns of data (such as the number of miles you run each day of the week for the month). Some basic skills will let you build that worksheet, add some conditional formatting and totals so you can understand your personal trends.”
“Once you start using Excel to transform data at work, then you need to take a course to learn faster ways of doing tasks in Excel. It is very easy to spend 6 hours working on a task in Excel and someone who knows more features can knock that task out in 2 or 3 minutes using a Pivot Table or Automatic Subtotals or Power Query,” he added.
You’re playing the sims 4 on the family computer which’s screen is smaller than your face. And you have an unhealthy amount of cc and mods you refuse to delete.
You either d!e a hero, or live long enought to see yourself become the villain..
After years of meltdown reactions to these messages, I've finally reached a stage where I calmly get up, walk away, pour myself a relaxing drink, and just drift away.
Bill is also confident that Excel is here to stay, at least for a while. “It won't become obsolete in my lifetime,” he told Bored Panda. “But 50 years from now, there will be better ways to get answers from data. Already, Excel has the Analyze Data icon on the Home tab that uses a Machine Learning server to answer questions about your data posed in English. Let that technology improve for 20 or 30 years and you will be able to ask the 2050 version of Siri to analyze the data for you.”
If you’d like to learn more about Excel and gain some insight from MrExcel himself, be sure to check out his website right here, which features learning articles, videos, and a database of over 1 million Excel questions and answers.
Me too, but I did have to take an ibuprofen for my back this morning so...
Load More Replies...My first copy of windows was 3.0, came on three floppy disks, and had to be loaded from the DOS prompt. It's gonna take more than a ibuprofen.
Ho how lucky you was, my first operating system was DOS 6.2
Load More Replies...I used to wast so much time in Solitaire….. then I discovered the magic of Minesweeper
I hate it because I could really use an ibuprofen rn but I can't take them anymore because I'm on blood thinner now.
Load More Replies...It's 3 am here i alr took mine ibuprofen and my mind still refusing to sleep while my body is protesting why i'm still awake. Oh and i have work at 9 am.
Windows 98?! I go back to before 3.1! I used a Commodore, Vic 20 and a 64. Windows 98 user is just a kid to me!
We also reached out to Alexander Frolov at AbleBits.com to hear the perspective of another Excel expert. First, we wanted to hear how Alexander became a pro at using Excel as well. "I started with Lotus 1-2-3 in 1995 - a friend asked for my help with calculating and maintaining a register of land plots," he told Bored Panda. "In 1998, I started to work for a small IT company that developed software for organizations; they used Excel as a report generator. A few years later, I was invited to another IT company that developed extensions for Office applications with the primary focus on Excel and Outlook. There it is." That IT company became AbleBits.com, which today offers Ultimate Suite for Microsoft Excel - a superstar of Excel add-ins, which includes 70+ time-saving tools to handle almost every task in Excel.
or how about you try to move an image in excel just a little and it jumps up or down like 40 lines.... like dude stop over reacting!
I spend the entire time petting Word. Like remember what we did yesterday when we started this? Yes, let's try that again today just to see if we are uo to the challenge.
This list is supposed to be about Excel! Word is not Excel. Down vote this one also.
Just learn how to use it properly and you won't have this problem. Set appropriate position, anchor, and text wrapping options for your images, make sure you've been using the appropriate section/page/paragraph breaks on your document, and you'll find that it works just fine.
Thank you, I'm so tired of seeing people b***h about an issue that's fixed with literally one right click.
Load More Replies...LOL! I used to work in a large document processing center for a big law firm. I had one document - added a SINGLE WORD to the first page and it changed the pagination of the entire 30-something page trust. These things do happen.
I'm kinda more worried Abt the girl in the dress. How can she see?! How?!
We were also curious what Alexander's thoughts are on the famous spreadsheet application. "I really enjoy using Excel, it's like a Lego constructor that lets you do almost anything you want," he told Bored Panda. "But because of Microsoft's approach to writing help, I'd say it's is an excellent constructor with missing/lost instructions," he added with a smile.
Alexander also believes that we should all have some basic Excel skills, because the program can be beneficial to everyone. "Excel, like the entire Microsoft Office suite, is designed to help people (teachers, doctors, managers, etc.) with their daily tasks without them having to memorize formulas or learn the VBA language for weeks," he told Bored Panda. "For more complex things, there are experts who have to earn their living somehow."
You can't entirely rule out that it's a hint to organ trafficking though.
Alexander also doesn't expect Excel to become obsolete anytime soon. "Millions of templates (reports, presentations, dashboards, etc.) and hundreds of thousands of programs, small and large, have already been created for Excel, so it'll definitely stay here for the next 10 years," he shared. "The emergence of yet another trendy AI might be a challenge, but I believe Excel will survive."
Done so many times... Best combination: edit the Excel with a Binary Editor, remove some bits... Then take that corrupt file and zip it with password and edit Binary again. You will win at least 1 hour. Time to edit : 2 min. :)) but just do that very rarely, keep that trick for really doomed situation.s...
"Excel is a lot more than an out of the box program," Alexander added. "In addition to documented features and functions, it offers many undocumented 'magical' opportunities for power users. With just a little creativity, you can always find new ways to accomplish things that Excel's developers may have never thought possible."
"For more than 10 years, we have been running our blog that teaches Excel in simple and easy-to-understand language (well, we hope so) and shows how to unleash Excel's potential to work out custom non-trivial solutions for specific tasks," he told Bored Panda. "For people who have more money than free time, we have a set of goodies - Ultimate Suite for Excel - that automates many routine daily tasks."
If you'd like to learn more about Excel yourself or reach out to the experts at AbleBits.com, be sure to visit their website right here.
Excel is good to autocomplete dates. If you check the screen you will see the person actually typed “febu” before the autoxomplete, that is why excel follows that pattern
That one actually made me laugh. Now my students want to know & I'm scared to share in case they don't see what's wrong here ...
Having my birthday in Apruary is sooo much cooler than April. I'm keeping it!
It just followed the "Jan" extension, adding to all the other months lol
The fake month names after the misspelled February made my jaw drop with amusement. 😮😃
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Load More Replies...Hold Alt then open the second one with the mouse (keeping Alt pressed) and then at the question answer "yes".
Ya do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around...
Load More Replies...Hence the use of -1,-2,-3 or -a, -b, -c after a name in order to open similar workbooks. It's a petty way to achieve the "impossible".
What baffles me is that in Word I can open as many SEPARATE documents as I want and look at them all separately at the same time. But in Excel, each spreadsheet you open just piles on top of another and you can't view them both at once. I use multiple monitors and this drives me absolutely bonkers! I have to open a new instance of Excel for each spreadsheet in order to look at them at the same time. Why Microsoft, why?!!
You can if you open two instances of Excel.exe - this may no longer work, but I was able to fool 2007/2010 with this technique regularly
I'm a proofreader and my boss legit asked me this once. Yes, it is indeed for f**k's sake, but if I want to be really fancy, I say "for the sake of f**k".
Load More Replies...Okay, back to the Excel origin story. The real one, I promise. Excel was launched in 1985 by Microsoft to compete with the then-popular Lotus 1-2-3. Excel had one big advantage though, as it was created to be compatible with PCs and the Apple Macintosh computer, while Lotus 1-2-3 could only be used on PCs. Since its release, Excel has absolutely dominated the field and become a staple in many industries.
According to ExcelHelp, some of the most important and popular features of Microsoft Excel are its abilities to: “efficiently model and analyze almost any data; zero in on the right data points quickly; create data charts in a single cell; access spreadsheets from virtually anywhere; connect, share, and accomplish more when working together; take advantage of more interactive and dynamic PivotCharts; add more sophistication to your data presentations; accomplish tasks easier and faster; harness more power for building bigger, more complex spreadsheets; and publish and share through Excel Services.”
i just looked down on my keyboard like "what? oh.." now i feel sorry for the right ctrl..
How weird of a species are we? We have groups of people hating other people for different preferences....and then we have groups of people that feel bad for neglecting a piece of plastic.
Load More Replies...I don't think I've ever used this key... o.ô Why is it even there?
I don’t have a right ctrl on my computer. :(
Load More Replies...Being left handed, I always use the right Ctrl key, and the right shift key as well. But I admit, I do type using the "peek and poke" method as well!
same! I do, however, have a right command and option/alt
Load More Replies...My left CTRL stopped working well a while back so right CTRL it is!
Indexes across multiple data sheets. Cascading drop-downs. Finding a way to find whacked out info, sort it, put it in a dynamic array, and create new tabs off a template, which then populated inventory off whacked data... To be stored in a single button. Saved SO MANY points of error in a major spreadsheet.
Wait until you get "A pivot table cannot overlap another pivot table" in a workbook with dozens of them...
Nooooooooooooo! All that work! (i just want to mention that i'm listening to Electric Love by Børns. its a good song. byee)
The values that get used in the formula are not available ->reference missing
Load More Replies...I tend to ignore people who have a brag line after their names, indicating education acronyms and/or their profession. Twitter is not a job-finding platform.
Thanks to all of its enticing features, there are now over 1.1 billion Excel users around the world. In fact, one study from Acuity Training found that many office workers spend about 38% of their time using Excel. The application is clearly used in a wide variety of industries and roles, but, according to TechTarget, some of the most common uses for Excel are collection and verification of business data; business analysis; data entry and storage; data analysis; performance reporting; strategic analysis; accounting and budgeting; administrative and managerial management; account management; project management; and office administration.
And when it comes to the professions that rely the most heavily on Excel, Invest in Tech notes that financial analysts, administrative assistants, retail store managers, project managers, business analysts, data journalists and accountants are all avid Excel users. But having skills when it comes to Microsoft Excel can help you in almost any job, as a quick search on any online job board site will yield plenty of results for jobs requiring Excel proficiency.
... totally besides, but "Sloth" is just a short from of "Slow Goth", right? If any knows, you do!
Load More Replies...The truth is more boring. In the original version of Excel way back in 1985 (long before OneNote, SharePoint, Publisher, or any of the others existed) it was a visual pun - a combination of an X and an L - but Office 2013 did away with the L part so now much lke the floppy disk save icon it's a meaningless symbol to anyone under a certain age.
You mean, she is a 10/10, but Excel thinks she is a 10th October! (Yes, sorry, I use Excel a lot)
Would this be a super geek-level compliment "I agree with Excel, You are the 10th of October."?
Load More Replies...The UK government used Excel as a database to store covid test results. They lost about 16k results due to it being saved as an xls and then converted back to a CSV.
Look, I'll make an exception in your case. Which dead person would you like me to bring back?
How about I want to have my data in a Microsoft Access database pulled from Excel ??? Lol
I won't even mention apps that I try after using Excel for thirty years.
I used to love access, used it daily 16 years ago. The new version is horrible
Because it has no features that an actual database would have. You can use it for data *storage* but if you want a database use Microsoft Access (or something else entirely)
Load More Replies...But despite how common it is to utilize Excel during the workday, as 66% of office workers use the application at least once per hour, it’s not so easy to actually become an expert on the program. According to Acuity Training, people need help from colleagues about twice a week with Excel issues, and 12% of office workers have seen an Excel mistake cost over $12,000. This might be because less than half of us have ever received formal training when it comes to Excel, so it can take a while to get a really good grasp on the program.
If you want to become an Excel expert (or perhaps an Excelpert?), you’re going to want to take a course or receive the proper training to understand the application. In fact, expert Excel users are 400% more likely to have received formal training, which is definitely worth the time and effort to avoid making costly mistakes and spending unnecessary time completing simple tasks. “Given that [workers] spend around 20 hours per week using Excel, if a one-day course sped up their work by just 5%, it would save them over a week of work each year,” Acuity Training explains.
Hot take: this is a good idea. It is not about actually sleeping. But just laying down, closing your eyes and maybe elevating your feet for 30 minutes helps a LOT to recharge energy. We had a "quiet room" at my last workplace where people could do this during their breaks and it did wonders
Listen.... there are days that if I could grab a quick 30 minutes I would be so much more productive. On my days working from home I do nap for 30 minutes and I get so much more done!!!! We all need the mental break I think.
Dear Japan, please introduce this into our American offices. We really need it sometimes. Sincerely, an American.
I mean, I'd hardly be looking to Japan with their "we're not working, but we can't leave the office till the boss does so we'll sit here playing Pokemon till 10pm" attitude for healthy work life balance.
Load More Replies...I don't think I could sleep in that close proximity to my colleagues. I can barely handle being awake near them.
I once had laser eye surgery, and went back to work the next day. I was also lucky to have my own office out of the way of everyone else (military bases are spread out) and I tried to lie on my sofa at work with the blinds closed. There was no way I could relax, or even fall asleep. So I think this is a terrible idea! Let people just go home, have a dedicated room, or reduce their working hours if they need a nano nap!
Hahahahaha, I would have grinded down my molars for something less in the past but there's help online. Online document converter can convert to pdf then to excel.
I actually used Quattro, which was an earlier version. Well, everybody was using Quattro Pro, but my boss was a penny-pinching a$$hat.
Load More Replies...Before Excel there was Lotus 123 and WordPerfect 5.0 running in DOS!!!!
This from a person that has no earthly clue what balancing a ledger by hand in a book looks like.
SuperCalc 2 was pretty good, if I remember correctly, and I did prefer it over Lotus 123
Excel existed before then when it wasnt owned by microsoft. Microsoft had flight simulator and DOS...and basic.
I remember not getting a job b/c I used the graphic interface instead of using (whatever the line code was/is called)
I have to be honest with you, pandas. I don’t understand many of the jokes on this list because I simply don’t know the Excel lingo. There are a variety of factors that can make mastering Excel a challenge, but one of the first things users must learn is all of the specific vocabulary. Excel has a long list of terminology that’s required to understand, but here are some of the basics: cell, cell reference, active cell, workbook, worksheet, worksheet tab, column and row headings, formula, formula bar, address bar, filter, AutoFill, AutoSum, PivotTable, PivotChart, and source data. Some of the more advanced terms you’ll learn if you’re an avid Excel user are TREND function, VLOOKUP, table array, Col_index_num, Range_lookup, MAX and MIN functions, and AND function.
Yes but I said the "refs" in the "mine" tones.
Load More Replies...I wonder if a middle school guy would try to hit every one of those cords... bRo-U-gOt-...25927.jpeg
um yeah, we have one like that and they wonder why it takes forever to open and is a beast to navigate!!!
We have offices all over the country, and it gives me perverse joy whenever someone from another office sends me a mutilated version of one of my intentionally unlocked spreadsheets
Try probably 5-8yr old spreadsheet that's constantly wrong, errors all over, and instead of one central place to change data that will change all cell references at once, you actually have to go change them manually. That was one of the first things I fixed. To this day, I am still damned proud of what I did with that doc even though I left the company before it was near what it could eventually do.
unfortunately I have something worse: colleagues who have zero clue about excel and who manually update every cell with a fixed literal string or integer instead of a formula, so when you correct one sheet the correction does not propagate.
Thou shalt not build an enterprise dependent system on Excel or any other Microsoft Office application.
And where is the future of Excel going? Well, we have no way of knowing for sure, but if you ask the experts at ExcelHelp, they’ll tell you that the application’s prevalence won’t be dwindling any time soon. “As the Microsoft platforms continue to evolve, it becomes a full time job to stay up-to-date on the emerging technologies. Microsoft Excel will keep its position as the top platform to analyze data, create charts and presentations, and integrate with powerful tools for visual dashboards and BI workflows,” they predict on their site. “Business is moving more and more into cloud based computing for shear accessibility of data and collaboration. This is where we see the future of Microsoft Excel moving to a break-neck speed in the next few years to provide multi-user access to massive data for analysis, reporting, and considerable increases in efficiency and production.”
????????? Can someone explain how this is about Excel? Down vote.
Guys don't change much, except maybe the hair lines, and hair color, and facial hair... hair stuff.
I don't change my profile pic until the next time someone says I look good in a pic. This is the way.
I like it, simple, visually pleasing, yes I know I'm a savage! 😂
Load More Replies...Me, to a fault. Also reads like a brief for the US Supreme Court and takes 9 hours.
my social studies teacher is like this it makes me so mad omg
If you spend all day staring at Excel spreadsheets, I hope you’re feeling seen, pandas. Not everyone speaks the language of Excel, but for those of you who are fluent, this list goes out to you. Keep upvoting the pics that you find painfully relatable or that you feel perfectly encapsulate the experience of using Excel on the daily, and then let us know in the comments what your thoughts are on the famous, green spreadsheet application. Then, if you’re in the mood for even more Excel-induced laughs, you can find our last publication on the same topic right here!
I think the worst thing with Excel is the protected view/ enable editing thing! You spend an hour updating the spreadsheet then realise you can't just save the bloody thing
I think the reason I'm still able to use Excel is because I use it at in its most basic form. Three quarters of those options in the task bar will never, ever be used in any of my spreadsheets.
No the worst Excel sin is a circular reference. Anyone can do it and it's hard to fix.
I had a employee tell me they knew excel. Uhtil they used a calculator and there were no formulas. Nothing updated. It was like using pdfs for analysis. It was her last day aftervthat
I used to work with people that would encapsulate every formula in =SUM() - eg =SUM(A9+A10) - because they thought you had to tell excel you were doing sums
People that write a date with dots 10.10.22 arrrgghhh - you know nothing!! 😭
My old boss would give me a pencil written sheet and expect me to put it all in Excel. I'd get right to the end, having fitted in all the information and then find he had inserted another cell in minute writing, which then threw off everything else.
…but now I’ve decided I need a different trajectory…. *leaves company*
They need to separate the toggle for notifications so calls can have a sound but NOT notifications. We have 250,000 employees. I don't need a trip to the asylum.
Teams is the worst part of accepting a subscrption to excel 365. Its like superglue you cant remove
I've started singing the MS Teams jingle when I'm angry. I'm angry all the time
Omg I'm not the only one hearing the Teams jingle in my dreams??? I guess at least I'm not getting screamed at for an insulting amount of money...
This is why I guided (pushed) my workplace into Google Workspace despite having a whole azure/o365 environment set up and ready to go in the background. :p
Oh dear. My work did this and then Google raised their prices and reduced storage by a huge amount.
Load More Replies...I'm grateful that I back up my work. When this happens, I delete whatever this monstrosity is on my monitor, plug in my back up, and move the older version to my PC, and attempt the changes again. It's time consuming, but it's easier for me.
You should leave the 90s though. Your prudent way of working was great but total waste of time in the current era. Office365 and Google automatically save versions (backups) of your work and you can return to any previous version without hassle and in no time...
Load More Replies...And people wonder why I am picky about who gets passwords to my stuff!
you know the guy is familiar with the process if the 1st document has "_v1" in it
This is funny, because I would never start with single digit version numbers. At the very least “_v01” for me.
Load More Replies...Ah yes, for when you just KNOW you'll have to make changes into the double digits.
Load More Replies...I honestly just make and name the sheet, make a copy and name it with "My Copy" which I work on until I am done and satisfied then copy info into the proper name sheet. "My Copy" usually has a few tabs with names like Math and How; I do multiple checks and comparisons and get a little tab happy sometimes
Feel blessed to be at the first and foremost point of this young man's journey of #ref and distrust of autosave.
I worked with a financial analyst who, I swear, used every colour displayed here and INVENTED NEW ONES! Such a riot of colours and shades (and not just the cell, but the *fonts* as well!). They're still referred to as Dennis Migraine Sheets
Entire tabs, the whole effin sheet - neon pink, neon green, some other monstrosity. 😭
To everyone who does this please note that people with light sensitivity and/or vision impairments hate you.
Not true. You have the option to create additional colors by clicking on "More Colors".
Or when the only colors left just don't work with the palette you've already committed to.
Admirable commitment to your palette! Migraine Sheeters would just decide that a whole dozen new palettes were needed.
Load More Replies...Bored panda needs to stop putting their watermark on s**t they literally had no part in creating. THAT'S CALLED THEFT
i really hate the orange shades and the bright red... i never use them if i don't have to. and the colours you can create new, are also strange to me... i know i'm weird..
So what do you use for negative figures? Asking for a friend 😉
Load More Replies...Oh my gosh... so the company I work for used a platform that was terrible and hard to use. They upgraded to a new system a couple of years ago and the deciding factor.... you can export data from the program into excel. Everyone in the company cheered! We are so dependent on excel at that company!!!!
Literally what I'm working on now. We have a super powerful tool to track assets across dozens of brokerages, and they just wan to export to excel
I once spent five months with an expensive reporting software creating a set of reports and charts for an insurance company that exactly matched their specifications. Only to have them say "Great, but we need them to be in Excel"
A day without Excel, is like a day without sunshine!
Load More Replies...The (eventually, after we told them what was wrong with it) best software I used had Excel as it's default report output. It also had an Excel App that enabled one to poll the database directly into Excel.
I must be odd - I did calculus before complex numbers (I think complex numbers came at the same time as I was introduced to differential equations)
Spreadsheets is even lower than counting... =A1+1 Who needs counting anymore...
I never went past Algebra 2 because I knew I'd never want a job that dealt mainly with math. I pre-planned my inevitable descent into anxiety& depression.
I’m in geometry Safe to say I wish Ecluid had never been allowed to invent such a horror
I made it as far as Trig in school and now all I use is excel and make it do the math for me!
ERP: Enterprise Resource Planning system, for people like me. "a type of software that organizations use to manage day-to-day business activities such as accounting, procurement, project management, risk management and compliance, and supply chain operations."
It all honesty, they are sometimes much worse
Load More Replies...That they do and I never once used it. Though I am starting to use export to PDF
Load More Replies...SAP material master data specialist... still using excel 🤣
Load More Replies...Is that larger jet the one-and-only Antonov an-225 that was destroyed in Ukraine? Makes me sad. antonov-an...c8-png.jpg
i feel like in the early 2000s someone told me to do that for some reason? and i rolled with it for the next 20 years LOL
Load More Replies...what kind of barbarian does this without resizing the A column width to 2,29?!
This is most definitely true. I nearly doubled my salary four times in my first 6 years (I did start very low working for non-profits though).
More like parents in their 20-s. At 30 they should have had a few kids and moved to a bigger house.
Then i go home to play some Paradox game with even more spreadsheets !
i personally dont like using mice at all, i'd much rather use the touchpad on the keyboard (idk what its called)
That rather depends on what you are using the lookup for.
Load More Replies...I've convinced my manager that the second monitor cannot be hooked up to the tower. I just can't deal with multiple monitors and it's too awkward on my desk
i never used vlookup... why does it return an N/A error tho?
Load More Replies...very country dependent. In my country it would be (1.000). And 1.001 / 2 = 500,5. If I'm not mistaken, in France it would be (1 000) and my little math problem would have been 1 001 / 2 = 500,5
He must have accidentally saved when he slammed his head into the keyboard.
Load More Replies...Yet my school is deciding to start mandating macs and switching to Microsoft stuff instead of Google… 🤦♀️
The true horror is if it's a video call - but to be fair, every call is stress-inducing.
Actually, once you hit about 40, that red line starts heading back down. At 50, it crosses back over the blue line
Why not set up margins in page setup?
Load More Replies...Vlookup: you give it a value you're looking for, a range of cells that contains a (vertically arranged) list of things, and an "offset"; it scans down the list, and when it finds a match it returns the value that's in the column however many cells to the right you specified in the offset. (There's also Hlookup that does the same with a horizontal list.) Xlookup: the same, but rather than a vertical list it can be any range of cells rather than just a list, and it can return values from any other range of cells rather than just a column that's lined up with the search list, and it can return more than one cell. It can do everything that H and V can do, but it can also do a lot of things they can't or that would require a lot of extra effort to achieve.
Load More Replies...What if I'm nesting multiple formulae? Which one do I pick? The highest level or the deepest?
Is he sitting on her lap with his legs off to her left?
Load More Replies...I don't get it. Is the joke that this isn't big data, just a sales spreadsheet?
You can add white numbers in cells to cheat with the "sum" function
A1, but I'm starting to rethink my life after the Emperor's New Groove meme at post #42
Am I crazy for liking excel??? I took a class last semester and loved excel
Bored panda needs to stop putting their watermark on s**t they literally had no part in creating. THAT'S CALLED THEFT
less than half of these had anything to do with Excel; who writes the headlines at BP?
I am so glad it wasn't just me who detested excel. Word is mean, but so manageable and breezy compared to excel. Had to use it in my old financial job, thank goodness my manager was a good woman she taught me enough to not screw up, but I didn't actually understand the underpinnings. Luckily this was old school enough that I had to keepa manual copy and balance it with excel each day, so no mistakes eventuated!
Oh wow....Word makes me irrationally angry! It does inexplicable things and fixing them is hard and frustrating. ಠ_ಠ
Load More Replies...I once made a list of what I consider to be the top 50 bugs in Excel. Sorting that doesn't sort, autofill rubbish, inability to handle mathematical equations, or even subscripts and superscripts in figure titles. Loss of all font information on cut and paste. And on use of & symbol. Failure of contour plotting. Can't copy trendline equation to text. Insufficient number of rows in spreadsheet, inability to handle 3-d data. Crappy palette in charts that can't be changed. Can't auto-select every second line or third line of spreadsheet. Commands that fail intermittently. And very many other bugs.
Bored panda needs to stop putting their watermark on s**t they literally had no part in creating. THAT'S CALLED THEFT
less than half of these had anything to do with Excel; who writes the headlines at BP?
I am so glad it wasn't just me who detested excel. Word is mean, but so manageable and breezy compared to excel. Had to use it in my old financial job, thank goodness my manager was a good woman she taught me enough to not screw up, but I didn't actually understand the underpinnings. Luckily this was old school enough that I had to keepa manual copy and balance it with excel each day, so no mistakes eventuated!
Oh wow....Word makes me irrationally angry! It does inexplicable things and fixing them is hard and frustrating. ಠ_ಠ
Load More Replies...I once made a list of what I consider to be the top 50 bugs in Excel. Sorting that doesn't sort, autofill rubbish, inability to handle mathematical equations, or even subscripts and superscripts in figure titles. Loss of all font information on cut and paste. And on use of & symbol. Failure of contour plotting. Can't copy trendline equation to text. Insufficient number of rows in spreadsheet, inability to handle 3-d data. Crappy palette in charts that can't be changed. Can't auto-select every second line or third line of spreadsheet. Commands that fail intermittently. And very many other bugs.
