30 Things That A Lot Of Moms Have In Common And People On Twitter Can’t Understand How It Works

We ain't got time for ourselves.

The anxiety. Will she make it back before you get to the register? Won't She? Sh*t we are getting close... Where tf is she?!

LOL My mom wants total control. She'll be like "I can swipe through the pictures. You don't have to do it for me." As if I'm the one treating her like a toddler. Then she gets angry because she ends up doing something to mess up the pictures and can't figure out how to stop it. I don't let anyone touch my phone anymore.

They've seen it all. Nothing phases them

I've seen my mom's mouth literally curl up when I was crying, as if she was really enjoying seeing me suffer. Super creepy.

In her defense that does sound, well, nice : D

My mom JUST gave me a lecture on how dark mode and low brightness would ruin my eyes XD

Do you know how much knowledge you can get from background of a photo?

Just to mess with your mind....we know we have to provide for you but we want you to know that we are sacrificing our beings for you dammit! 😁

You'd have hairy knees... 😁

Other way in our house. The kids are supposed to be in bed, it's my relaxation time, and I want to be left alone lol.

In 20 years, her child is going to make a similar tweet, "Why do moms always dab and keep walking when they see an old friend???" 😄

Because it's not our fecking mess!!!!

She knows you're gonna be extremely late if she doesn't exaggerate the time.

We played a lot more card games before the internet

See the post about "why are moms angry when cleaning" and Alison Hell's reply.

They are remembering the time when you were a kid. I do this to my son and he's just 8. 😁

In regards to partners, not kids, we are Just checking to make sure we can take the remote. So many times my hubby will seem like he is asleep, so I go pick up the remote and he will say "Hey, I was watching that".

if they styled your hair i get it

Gotta get them sick angles.

There was a time it was cute on the Internet

Because we went through the g-ddamn trouble to cook it! Cooking sucks! If you don't eat it hot, why did I even bother cooking for you?

Because I am trying to hide. The light will alert people to where I am.

They are pretty.. we like pretty things 😁. Though my phone case is black..because that's my fave color.

My mom's side of the family is very distantly related to the Windsors through their German relatives. Have we been invited to any of the royal weddings? No! It's like they don't even know we exist.

LOL I sorta do but there are times when I don't. If I don't I tell her in case she's rummaging up plans. But it's always "So... when do you work next?" "Did you work today?" I hate that question because she'll ask it on any day, including the weekend and it makes me feel like if I answer no she'll think I'm not working enough.

Because all us pre-Waze drivers know every shortcut through every neighborhood

Is this when you're driving a car maybe?

Huh, green messages?

My mum doesn't do it, I don't do it

I think they mean Pitbull the musician?

So you know the sacrifices we made for you all day that didnt allow us time to eat... 😁