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Dating is complicated. After all, being selective has never been easier with the myriad of dating apps and websites that let you filter people based on their descriptions. But let’s say you decide to go for it. You message back and forth, awkwardly wait to be asked out, think of different conversation starters… only to discover that the person you’re interested in is way too picky to begin with.

So today, we’re diving into the not-so-pleasant incidents where people ran into dates who were ridiculously entitled. From insisting you own waterfront property to demanding a free Korean BBQ dinner, some people have unrealistically high standards.

We have combed through the internet and collected some of the best stories of people who think they inherently deserve more than anyone else. Continue scrolling and, if you’re up for it, be sure to share your own experience in the comments below. Also, check out our most recent posts about entitled people right here and here.

#1

He Had A Date With Destiny, And She Ordered The Lobster

He Had A Date With Destiny, And She Ordered The Lobster

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Phill Healey
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4 years ago

Nice comebacks though.

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    #2

    Guy Went On One Date With A Girl, Waited 3 Months Of No Contact Before Deciding To Pick Out Every Insecurity She Probably Has About Herself. Claims She Hurt His Ego, Then Proceeds To (Kind Of) Ask For A Second Date

    Guy Went On One Date With A Girl, Waited 3 Months Of No Contact Before Deciding To Pick Out Every Insecurity She Probably Has About Herself. Claims She Hurt His Ego, Then Proceeds To (Kind Of) Ask For A Second Date

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    Thee8thsense
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Only a twat would send such a note.

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    #3

    I Got This Gem In My Inbox Last Night. I'm Not Even Mad, I Finally Have Something Worth Posting. I Should Have Told Him I Was On My 4th Cookie When I Sent My Response

    I Got This Gem In My Inbox Last Night. I'm Not Even Mad, I Finally Have Something Worth Posting. I Should Have Told Him I Was On My 4th Cookie When I Sent My Response

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    UpQuarkDownQuark
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    You’re an athlete only if do athletic things. You’re a writer only if you write, a singer only if you sing. And you’re a nice guy only if you actually do nice things and are nice to people!

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    #4

    Girl On Tinder Wants Korean BBQ

    Girl On Tinder Wants Korean BBQ

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    eeeeeeeee
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Yes, unfortunately, it often does.

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    #5

    She Unmatched Soon After, So She Wasn't Joking

    She Unmatched Soon After, So She Wasn't Joking

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    fu yu
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    She better not wonder why she's single

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    #6

    First One I’ve Run Into On Tinder

    First One I’ve Run Into On Tinder

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    Jessica Gunn
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    This is a scam/bot/bait, it's probably a Dude

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    #7

    Cb Mad Because Her Date Won't Buy Meals For Her Kids

    Cb Mad Because Her Date Won't Buy Meals For Her Kids

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    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    No you won’t wrong. Yes she was asking too much. It’s not your job to feed her kids

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    #8

    Sounds Like A Dreamy Guy To Date

    Sounds Like A Dreamy Guy To Date

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    Walking On Sunshine
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    "I'm a nasty racist, please date me because no one else will"

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    #9

    Unsolicited Feedback From My Sisters Date. Spent The Whole Time Talking About How Smart He Is, And Ordered A Kids Meal At Lunch

    Unsolicited Feedback From My Sisters Date. Spent The Whole Time Talking About How Smart He Is, And Ordered A Kids Meal At Lunch

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    Rosie McLeod
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Women who work are a turn off? Who can afford not to work these days seriously? Single income families are rare, I actually don't know any. Also I'm the breadwinner in my family and my husband does part time work whilst looking after the kids. These people need to get back to the 50s

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    #10

    Yes, Because Paying For Someone’s Food On A Date Means That You’re Entitled To Get Some

    Yes, Because Paying For Someone’s Food On A Date Means That You’re Entitled To Get Some

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    Ritchat
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Not her fault that he was actually looking for a prostitute.

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    #11

    Dating In Your 40s

    Dating In Your 40s

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    Kid 2
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I'll start smoking if it keeps you away from me.

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    #12

    "Not Everything Is About You"

    "Not Everything Is About You"

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Being useful to this person is not everyone's life purpose.

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    #13

    He Kept Asking Me On A Date Even After I Told Him I'm A Lesbian

    He Kept Asking Me On A Date Even After I Told Him I'm A Lesbian

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    JB Darré
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    First sentence is already a red flag

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    #14

    Jonathan, The Choosiest Of Tinder Beggers

    Jonathan, The Choosiest Of Tinder Beggers

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    fu yu
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    What does he see when he gazes in a mirror?

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    #15

    Bumble Girl Wants $150

    Bumble Girl Wants $150

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    Davo gifman
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Well if you can't send her the money she wants/needs. Then STOP wasting her time. She needs money; not your pathetic help! 🤣 Good grief what a rude b***h she was. I hope her car did get towed, and I don't even know her.

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    #16

    You’d Have To Take Out A Small Loan To Date Her

    You’d Have To Take Out A Small Loan To Date Her

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    El muerto
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    is it me or does it sound like she is with her baby daddy?

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    #17

    Tinder Match (18) Negotiating To Meet With Me (21) Only If I Bought Her Alcohol - There Is So Much More From This

    Tinder Match (18) Negotiating To Meet With Me (21) Only If I Bought Her Alcohol - There Is So Much More From This

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    El muerto
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    she wants a booze daddy?

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    #18

    I Asked This Girl If For A 2nd Date She Would Want To Get Food, Eat It Somewhere Pretty, And Drive To A Dessert Place After. She Had A Problem With The Kinda Car I Drive (2015 Mercedes) And What We Were Doing, Which I Thought Was A Good Date

    I Asked This Girl If For A 2nd Date She Would Want To Get Food, Eat It Somewhere Pretty, And Drive To A Dessert Place After. She Had A Problem With The Kinda Car I Drive (2015 Mercedes) And What We Were Doing, Which I Thought Was A Good Date

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    Walking On Sunshine
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I ain't sayin she's a golddigga.......

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    #19

    If This Guy's Dating Bio Isn't The Definition Of This Sub, I Don't Know What Is

    If This Guy's Dating Bio Isn't The Definition Of This Sub, I Don't Know What Is

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    Anna Snorrepot
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    he's already full of himself, no room for someone else.

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    #20

    Went On A Few Dates With This Girl Where I Picked This Girl Up Every Time And I Paid For Everything (Including Zoo Tickets And A High End Restaurant). She Was Upset I Asked Her To Pay For A Sandwich On The Third Date

    Went On A Few Dates With This Girl Where I Picked This Girl Up Every Time And I Paid For Everything (Including Zoo Tickets And A High End Restaurant). She Was Upset I Asked Her To Pay For A Sandwich On The Third Date

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    MellonCollie
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    ... and after 4 years, the ex was bankrupt so he got his 2 week notice?

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    #21

    Next! Girl Has A Tinder Account

    Next! Girl Has A Tinder Account

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    When you decide to assume s**t just to have an excuse to be mad at someone, yes, it is your fault.

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    #22

    Dead End Dating Profile (F) Asks Me (M) For Ride At 2:07am, I'm Not That Desperate. Til "Goof" Must Be A Powerful Insult

    Dead End Dating Profile (F) Asks Me (M) For Ride At 2:07am, I'm Not That Desperate. Til "Goof" Must Be A Powerful Insult

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    Davo gifman
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Wake up! It's 2 am an I need to use you!

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    #23

    29 Year Old Girl Goes Insane Over Cancelled Date

    29 Year Old Girl Goes Insane Over Cancelled Date

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    Walking On Sunshine
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    A stadium full of red flags.

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    #24

    This Guy Is Looking For A Sweet Submissive “Personal Assistant” On A Dating Site. Rent Is Included. What A Deal Ladies! You Can Be His Work *and* Sex Slave All For Free Rent.

    This Guy Is Looking For A Sweet Submissive “Personal Assistant” On A Dating Site. Rent Is Included. What A Deal Ladies! You Can Be His Work *and* Sex Slave All For Free Rent.

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    Walking On Sunshine
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Just. Ew.

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    #25

    Cb = Choosing Bumbles?

    Cb = Choosing Bumbles?

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    Walking On Sunshine
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    For people that don't like Socialism, conservatives sure want everything for free. And they love being owned.

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    #26

    Went On A Date. Said I Was Looking For Something More Serious, No Hookups, And He Left Immediately. A Couple Months Later And I Get This Message

    Went On A Date. Said I Was Looking For Something More Serious, No Hookups, And He Left Immediately. A Couple Months Later And I Get This Message

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    MiriPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    The nerve...

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    #27

    Op Refuses To Go On Coffee Dates And Only Accepts Going On Dinner Dates

    Op Refuses To Go On Coffee Dates And Only Accepts Going On Dinner Dates

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    "I already spend a lot of money for myself, so I deserve everything else for free" is not a valid argument.

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    #28

    Found On Tinder, She Sounds Like A Great Catch!

    Found On Tinder, She Sounds Like A Great Catch!

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    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

    Am pretty sure she is lying on the last part: she probably buys alot of her own drinks...

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    #29

    This Is Tinder, Not Build-A-Bae Workshop

    This Is Tinder, Not Build-A-Bae Workshop

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    Karin Jansen
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Down for pineapple on pizza, this guy is so unrealistic.

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    #30

    Give Me Your Free Beer, Also You're Not My Date On This Dating App

    Give Me Your Free Beer, Also You're Not My Date On This Dating App

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    Anna Snorrepot
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    she sounds great! clearly voiced boundaries to expectations.

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    #31

    Didnt Respond While I Was In The Shower Getting Ready For Our Date. Bullet Dodged

    Didnt Respond While I Was In The Shower Getting Ready For Our Date. Bullet Dodged

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    Groundcontroltomajortom
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    It can take me hours if not days to reply to messages, I'm not that attached to my phone. I don't get people who can barely wait 1 minute!!! What would they have done pre technology? Hopefully not procreate that's for sure.

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    #32

    Guy Uses Tinder Like He's Ordering A Mail Order Bride

    Guy Uses Tinder Like He's Ordering A Mail Order Bride

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    Walking On Sunshine
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Party of family values, folks.

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    #33

    These Are Realistic Standard For Dating On Craigslist

    These Are Realistic Standard For Dating On Craigslist

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    Thee8thsense
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    If the possibilities are endless, perhaps you might consider spell-check as a possible future consideration for your demands, oops, I mean correspondence.

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    #34

    Found On A Bumble Profile. His Provided Full Body Photo Appeared To Be Him Passed Out Drunk On The Floor

    Found On A Bumble Profile. His Provided Full Body Photo Appeared To Be Him Passed Out Drunk On The Floor

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    Stephen Steve Stephenson III
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    You gotta admit “high intimacy desire” is well worded

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    #35

    You'll Have To Find Out

    You'll Have To Find Out

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    Walking On Sunshine
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I'm glad I am old, these games are just too complicated.

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    #36

    47 Y/O, Single, And Desperate Enough To Post A Dating Ad On A Gas Station Air Pump, But No Short Men Pls

    47 Y/O, Single, And Desperate Enough To Post A Dating Ad On A Gas Station Air Pump, But No Short Men Pls

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    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

    ...all I know its hard to find a man 38+yrs who has no ex-something ....maybe she should look for a recent monastery dropout

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    #37

    Met Her On Tinder. 😂 Said She Badly Needed A Friend

    Met Her On Tinder. 😂 Said She Badly Needed A Friend

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    Walking On Sunshine
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Maybe she should go to college.

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    #38

    I’m On A Dating App With Fake Name And Pictures And I Super Liked You But I Expect You To Talk To Me First!

    I’m On A Dating App With Fake Name And Pictures And I Super Liked You But I Expect You To Talk To Me First!

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    MAL
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    "The river flows in you too." WTF does that even mean?

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    #39

    Tinder Is A Minefield

    Tinder Is A Minefield

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    Walking On Sunshine
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Well, she's not impressing herself, so.

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