35 Times ‘Karens’ Acted So Entitled, The Internet Had To Call Them Out For It In This Online Group

James016 4 years ago

Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide ;)

66points

Truth Monster 4 years ago

Inhalation of Dihydrogen kills more people than Covid.....probably :P

17points

Dave P 4 years ago

some trolls almost got several counties in California to do that a number of years ago, before a Journalist got wind of it and once they politicians realized how moronic they looked, they backed off. Also someone once went to an enviromentalist rally and got tens of thousands of people to sign up to ban DiHydrogen Monoxide. People are morons.

9points

Martz Migraña 4 years ago (edited)

Or when you call an homophobic "heterosexual" and they get all offended saying "duuude, I'm straight!!!" 🤣

8points

Pierre Couture 4 years ago

for the 'water scare' I usually call it Dihydrogen Monoxide . . . gets 'em every time

3points

Monkeywrench Productions 4 years ago

ban dihydrogen monoxide now!

1point

BP_smells 6 months ago

It's also a straw man argument. You can list all the chemical notations of safe compounds, it only takes a small amount of bicyclo(2.2.1)heptane-2-carbonitrile to stop being alive.

0points

A Random Panda 4 years ago

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Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago

I wish I knew how they responded to Luke.

21points

Vicky Zar 4 years ago

Probably were miffed and did not learn anything at all

7points

John L 4 years ago

Problem is, it starts with a lie. "This is a standard vaccine composition." I don't know about anyone else, but you start with a lie, I have no reason to believe the rest. BTW, I am fully vaccinated.

10points

Cupcake168 4 years ago (edited)

It’s kind of a soft lie. "An apple a day keeps the doctor away", so it’s like a vaccine in some way. And it shows how people generally fall to lies, even all of the vaccine-related lies.

7points

Melissa Powell 4 years ago

That statement is just wrong. Anti-vaxxers will read it hoping it justifies their thinking. It doesn't.

1point

AngelWingsYT 4 years ago

A lot of the chemicals in standard food is also in medicines n vaccines. They make a point that ppl who refuse to get the vaccine dont actually have a viable excuse to not get it. "It has dangerous stuff in it" yet they cant even tell you the chemicals in an apple.

0points

AngelWings 4 years ago

Qell if they said "apple" straight off then of course anti vaxxers would be like "thats fine" by callijg it a vaccine hes proving they stop at vaccine n immediately thing "its bad"

0points

Jim Day 4 years ago

Ultimately, everything we eat/drink is a chemical (even the natural and organic ones).

7points

Thyméo Heuzé 3 years ago

Even your feelings are chemical (adrenaline dopamine etc)

0points

Linda Harms 4 years ago

OK, but which chemical keeps the doctor away?

6points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

Probably ethanol. Can't do surgery if you're drunk.

4points

Cupcake168 4 years ago

The interaction of all.

1point

Krazy Onion (KJ) 4 years ago

I don't know. That's a good question.

0points

Guðrún Sveinsdóttir 4 years ago

Oh. Brainless karens are the funniest but I hope they don't ever get vaccinated. Maybe some peace and quiet on earth for a change.

6points

Michael Gee 4 years ago

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Salty Baritone 4 years ago

Anti-vaxxers are dumb, real dumb, but I also wouldn’t agree to having an apple injected into my body. If it didn’t kill me, likely I’d develop a food allergy to apples. I point this out because I think it’s comically ironic.

4points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

Apples are for the mouth hole.

7points

Hannah Edwards 4 years ago

Is anyone else seriously impressed with someone knowing that this was the chemical composition of an apple?

2points

Michael Gee 4 years ago

So, you tricked someone by lying. Congratulations I guess?

2points

Aliquid A 4 years ago

Well the person that was tricked has a lifetime of believing lies... so maybe it is a good strategy.

4points

Paul Z. 4 years ago

H2O is extremely deadly if used wrong. Also very important if you want to stay alive ;-)

2points

Miss Cris 4 years ago

You can die if someone inject water in your veins, so yes.

1point

#2

Karen Time

Final score:

962points

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Equine_Ravenclaw_Directioner 4 years ago

*ROUND OF APPLAUSE*

407points

Clearly sunny 4 years ago

👏👏👏👍

13points

🧜‍️Mermaid098 3 years ago

👏👏👏

2points

Just A Banana. 3 years ago

👏👏👏

2points

Coleonema 4 years ago

This does put a smile on my face

28points

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

LOL. NOW GET OF MY PROPERTY!

25points

troufaki13 4 years ago

hahaha I wish I could have been there for that!!

19points

Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago

Ahh to be a fly on the wall.

13points

4 years ago

OMG. This same incident happened to my mom!!!!

12points

Jarno Flinkers 4 years ago

I laughed out really loud at this one. I think people think I'm crazy.

6points

Alditekim 4 years ago

"i can't do that ma'am. But what i can do is, kick you out"

5points

Nikki Sevven 4 years ago

BOOM!

3points

QueenMiri 4 years ago

😂 😂 😂 😂 Yesss!

3points

#3

Karen Alley Is Out Of Her Mind

Final score:

783points

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Sarah 4 years ago

Ssssssizzle!

187points

Kiem Gallagher 4 years ago

Couldn't expect any less crazy from a scientologist, truly... why are people even concerned with what Kirstie has to opine? We're talking about someone who believes in an intergalactic alien god called Xenu... need I say more?

48points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

Everyone knows the only alien god is Spode.

4points

Marcellus the Third 4 years ago

Sheer terror from CNN? So switch to Fox that only talks about gun-wielding drug-crazed mexicans making it necessary to fill your house with military grade hardware? And the new world order stealing elections and forcing lesbianism and communism on school kids (think of the children!!)?!

38points

Suzanne McHenry 4 years ago

Fox News should rename themselves The Trump Network. It only caters to his idiot supporters.

3points

Raven Sheridan 4 years ago

She's a Trump supporter, nuff said.

34points

troufaki13 4 years ago

If you close your eyes long enough and pretend the problem is not there, eventually it will go away

30points

Miriam L 4 years ago

Or you will.

23points

El Dee 4 years ago

Scientologists are badly named, they deny science and put their hope in a fake cult..

29points

Grace and Lucy 4 years ago

Sorry to say that their denial of science is true but their organization labeled as a cult is not fake. They are a dangerous group

14points

Luna Lovegood! 4 years ago

You go, CNN!

15points

Siv Øiesvold 4 years ago (edited)

"personal friends"? what other kind of friends do you have? Any friend is a personal friend, right? That's why we have words like aquantiance, associate, colleague and so on. I'll admit this isn't my mother tongue, but "personal friend"?!.. What else would a friend be if not your friend. The personal-part is implied in the word, right?

11points

Catlady6000 4 years ago

As a life-long English speaker, I have never understood what this means

4points

Tacos Are Tasty 4 years ago

Trump supporting Scientologist. No more explanation needed, lol!

10points

Thorfin Wolfsbane 4 years ago

Conservatives: we don't live in terror of Covid-19. Also conservatives: AAAAAAAAHHH ANTIFA!!!!!!!!

10points

The ‘Eff You Karen’ subreddit, founded in late 2017, is now homing in on the 1.2-million-member mark. Some of the subreddit’s rules include avoiding political topics, avoiding witch hunts, and censoring social media identities in order to protect the people being poked fun at.

They might be in the wrong and be way too entitled, but there are very few people who actually deserve being spammed by a bunch of angry internet users. Everyone makes mistakes and we need to leave enough room for people to grow and become better. Though, of course, that’s not an excuse for acting like a horrible, entitled person in the first place.

#4

A Celebrity Karen

Final score:

768points

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Indra Servo 4 years ago

old men forget he's not a slave owner anymore

198points

fu yu 4 years ago

He needs a smack in the head

24points

Marcellus the Third 4 years ago

The logistics of slave owning is that it only occurs if there's a shortage of workers. At the moment it's cheaper to underpay willing workers than to keep slaves; plus a few legal complications but mostly the first part.

9points

TrashPandaSociety 4 years ago

So the old man is 400 years old? You're woke bs statement made no sense.

2points

Kian Ponda 6 months ago

Old men still think slavery is not abolished

1point

Warren Hall 4 years ago

Check your grammar, dude.

1point

Kenneth McCartney 3 years ago

That really was not called for...

0points

Commander Rex 4 years ago

I can’t upvote you, you’re at 69 likes, nice...

0points

Charles Arnold 4 years ago

o dam

0points

lara 4 years ago

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Logic and Reason 4 years ago

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Marco Conti 4 years ago

I came to the US over 30 years ago. Since I was learning a new language, I paid attention to these idiosyncrasies. Even back then plenty of people (who I assume are old now) replied with "No problem" or "You bet" or "No Sweat". Since in my native language replying "Do not perspire" or "You can place a wager on it" as a answer to "thank you" is nothing short of bizarre, they made an impression. Now, 30 years later the people complaining about this are the same generation as those that did it when they were young. This is a "get off my lawn" generational moment, with old people like me forgetting that such answers have been in the lexicon for decades. It's lazy generational shaming. Get over yourselves.

32points

Calypso poet 4 years ago

Sorry our language tripped you up like that! We do make up some stupid things. Lol! But I think telling people "Do not perspire" should become a thing!

8points

Something 4 years ago

If the cashier says "thank you," it is on behalf of the store; as an individual, the cashier doesn't have anything to personally thank the customer for. On the other hand, as a shopper, the customer was directly helped by the cashier and should thank the cashier.

28points

JessG 4 years ago

In this case the customer did thank the cashier, but the customer got butt-hurt that the cashier said "no problem".

5points

Leigh C. 4 years ago

It could be that the ashier is thanking the customer for being cooperative and nice.

0points

Miss Cris 4 years ago

I also thank the shopper because I entered at their place, like if it was at their home, for their hospitality. At least we do so in my country.

0points

Lynn Smith 4 years ago

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Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago

I usually say no worries.

18points

Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

Same, I never thought it could come across as rude 🤷‍♀️

11points

H Edwards 4 years ago

I really heard your Australian accent there lol

6points

Marlowe Fitzpatrik 4 years ago

I say the Northern German version of it. "Da nich' für", which basically means "not for that". Means the same "Not worth mentioning"

4points

Dawn Sardella-Ayres 4 years ago

Same here, and I had some nasty Boomer lady chew me out for it, once, too. "I'm not worried! Why are you suggesting I'm worried? You're supposed to say 'you're welcome'!" I hope her bunions hurt for the rest of her miserable life.

3points

Miss Cris 4 years ago

I say "it was a pleasure" or "thank *you* (too)".

2points

Claire 4 years ago

Same. Came here to say this.

1point

H Edwards 4 years ago

So many other languages have some version of 'it's nothing' as the standard response to a thank you, which is basically the same thing as saying 'no problem'. I really fail to see why some people think it's impolite.

16points

Tambot 4 years ago

Exactly, "de nada" comes to mind (excuse me for my poor spelling if it's wrong).

6points

Louis de Beaudrap 4 years ago

In French, the response to "Merci", is "de rien" ( which literally means 'of nothing". The message is, " It was Nothing" ) In Canadian French in Quebec, the response is " pas de probleme", -- which when translated to English, means " Not a Problem".

14points

Eemeli Saarelainen (Molter) 4 years ago

In Finland, we say either "Ole hyvä!" which is "you're welcome", "Eipä mitään" which translates to "Nothing" and finally sometimes "Eipä kestä (kiittää)!" which would roughly translate to "You shouldn't bother even thanking!". Interesting that very different languages have sometimes same concepts. 🤔

14points

sofacushionfort 4 years ago

Then I guess Wisconsin Millennials are the worst of the worst: "You Betcha!"

13points

Panda-riffic 4 years ago

Minnesotans: Yah, for sure!

5points

Billy The Kid 4 years ago (edited)

I was brought up on manners. If someone thanks me for something i always reply with "no probs" but i have never heard of a complaint about it. It is better than no response at all.

10points

Peggy Shafer 4 years ago

I'm an old person who likes "no problem" but your explanation was bs.

7points

J 4 years ago

This old person concurs

1point

Caroline 4 years ago

What a load of ***. The two sentences mean the same, stop finding an invisible divide between old and young people. As long as they are polite and kind, who cares what words they use?

6points

#5

Anti Vaccine Karen

Final score:

762points

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WildHoneyPie 4 years ago

Ooh, maybe a plexiglass box!

193points

Marcellus the Third 4 years ago

No breathing holes though as the germs would enter there.

27points

Bob Belcher 4 years ago

Bubble boy

3points

Callum McLeod 4 years ago

+thoughts&prairs

2points

Deborah B 4 years ago

Or, you know, vaccinate her?

42points

AngelWings 4 years ago

BuT tHeN sHe WiLl Be AuTisTiC *wails in karen*

4points

Random Anon 4 years ago

I can't fathom why would people do this. These vaccines have been available for decades, improved upon, researched and reassessed over and over. It's as safe as any point in time and the perceived downsides almost non-existent.

29points

Full of Giggles 4 years ago

Not all anti-vaxxers are against vaccines because they are “harmful.” You’d be surprised how many people are anti-vax for religious reasons. I contracted TB from a classmate whose family believed in “God over medicine.” Her parents sent their unvaccinated kid to disease infested part of Africa on a church summer volunteer trip. They actually believed God would protect their kid from contagious diseases. If she did get sick, it was Gods will and it should be respected. The parents had the audacity to tell all 11 of us who contracted TB from their kid that our condition was God challenging our faith and devotion to Him. They were damn lucky I was too weak to punch them in the junk and uterus.

27points

Helmut Kok 4 years ago

What if you gave him a micro dose of measles could be injected

22points

Jim Day 4 years ago

Hmmm, yea, if only there was some type of procedure or process....

24points

Jon Steensen 4 years ago

The most obvious answer is missing. Get her vacinated as fast as possible.

19points

Viviane 4 years ago

Let her get the measles and she'll never get them again. If there are no major complications, her chances of survival are quite good. Granted, a vaccine is far safer and more convenient, but that would require choosing another hill to die on.

11points

Carena Thompson 4 years ago

"If there are no major complications" ... uhm lol

5points

Lesley Riddle 4 years ago

Or you could just get her vaccinated

10points

SuperChicken 4 years ago (edited)

That's too much common sense. It might cause synaptic failure... if there are any functioning brain left. 🤣

3points

No. 4 years ago

Or MaYBe A RIng Of mAGiC GEmStONEs WiLL WArD oFF tHE evIl VAxXErS And Evil SpIritS THat caUse these HoRRiBle diSeaSeS

7points

Carena Thompson 4 years ago

I love how you dgaf about capitalizing any of the letters in "these" lol. Laughed a little to hard at that, send help.

4points

Raven Sheridan 4 years ago (edited)

Have you tried essential oils and healing crystals?

6points

H Edwards 4 years ago

That's probably the kind of advice that she is genuinely looking for. Which essential oils/crystals/homeopathy to use. I was unvaccinated and treated with homeopathy when I caught measles in the 80s. Thankfully no lasting damage, but I had to get a lot of jabs when I grew up.

4points

Something 4 years ago

There may be more context, but this post doesn't indicate that this is an antivaxxer. There are some people who should not be vaccinated.

6points

N G 4 years ago

I wish it weren't necessary, but people who are unable to vaccinate their children for reasons other than being an idiot tend to word it as "My 3 year old CANNOT be vaccinated, rather than IS NOT vaccinated". It's a subtle difference, but gives the context you're looking for. Given the sarcastic responses, I would also suggest this isn't the first idiot post this woman has made.

17points

#6

Damn It Karen

Final score:

736points

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Emilycookie 4 years ago

absolute idiot

264points

Callista pierce 4 years ago

yep this is boss karen here

14points

Kiem Gallagher 4 years ago

Hahaha, I've had that experience... an American staying at the same hotel in Valencia, berating the reception staff because he couldn't understand them. I'm Irish, their English was fine... with an accent obviously but I could understand just fine. There must have been a dozen people hanging around just in shock at the rude American demanding everyone speak perfect English... while in Spain! Hahahah!

32points

Jessica Otto 4 years ago

This is one of the reasons other countries hate 'Murica...but it's the greatest country in the world remember? Just ask any of the politicians and people in the south waving the confederate flag!

13points

Something 4 years ago

Why did she say that in English?

18points

Dynein 4 years ago

The bit that the angry woman said is properly quoted, so we can assume that the last sentence is OP's opinion, not part of the argument. The employee was likely just confused and had no idea what the woman said.

4points

Murray Kitson 4 years ago

airport in japan... i approach a security guy and show him my ticket and point to the gate i need. he pointed to the bus that takes you to that building. he bowed, i bowed in return out of respect. repeat as needed to get where i needed. by the way... i am canadian.

16points

Verena Gitterle 4 years ago

If she was rude, he could have intentionally "not understood" her.

13points

Shinomi Chan 4 years ago

Sorry but, what a bitch. You can't expect everyone to speak YOUR language. Mind your manners and Oh Idk... FIND OUT some FACTS. Before going on a trip to any country, to be able to deal with culture shock.

12points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

I work in touristic industry and you have no idea how many tourists expect us to speak to their language and get angry if we don't! Like i should speak at least 20 different languages to be able to work

4points

Marcellus the Third 4 years ago

If you don't speak Chinese, why are you in Shanghai!?

10points

J. F. 4 years ago (edited)

Vaccation, business? It can be expected that staff working in tourism or business related areas (like airports) speak at least basic english. But learning basic things in the native language also should be done by the visitors

-1point

Eslamala 4 years ago

At least she didn't demand someone speaking "american"...

5points

Dutchdancemum 4 years ago

To be fair, as an airport employee, a certain level of english should be required.... I am dutch but if i was at Shanghai airport trying to get info from an employee and they only spoke Chinese i would be very upset too.

5points

Ozacoter 4 years ago

I agree. English should be a requirement for working in an airport. But for sure nobody should react like this woman did. I had a lot of trouble in the smaller Brussels airport when i needed to get a corona test. They hired people that solely spoke French. Not flemish or german (the other two oficial languages of the country) or english. How is that normal? I couldnt even give her my information that she needed because she only spoke french.

8points

N G 4 years ago

Depends if she was telling at the information desk or at a janitor.

4points

Kiem Gallagher 4 years ago

Why would you even be upset or make a scene like that woman? That employee doesn't speak English, so what? As if the airport was run by one single employee, go look for someone else.

3points

Jan Jansen 4 years ago

But do understand apparently in the Netherlands we have the most people who speak English as a second language. Even when I'm in France I'm amazed I stil have to get by in my old high school French (Je voudrais une baguette s'il vous plait) because lots of people just don't speak Eniglish.

1point

Maddie Star ⭐ 4 years ago

I have met some Americans when working in the service industry who honestly didn't understand why we wouldn't accept dollars.

4points

In a previous interview, I spoke about Karen memes and the context surrounding them with Matt Schimkowitz, Know Your Meme’s Senior Editor. According to him, there’s lots of potential for the meme to be insensitive and even offensive to women, so care must be taken when using this type of humor. He put it very plainly that we should all meme with caution, whatever the meme might be.

#7

The Logic This Karen Has Is Very Small

Final score:

676points

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WildHoneyPie 4 years ago

Hey, I know! Let's all inject disinfectant instead!

314points

qwerty 4 years ago

*has unfortunate flashbacks*

39points

Raven Sheridan 4 years ago

Bleach is great! Inject it? You die! Drink it? Yep! You die!

19points

Leah Pheonix 4 years ago

I love trump shaming jokes lol

7points

Downunderdude 4 years ago

No, no, no! It's light. Or bleach.

7points

Pansexual snek 4 years ago

ok! *dies*

6points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

Let's all snort asbestos! It's the miracle mineral!

3points

Michael Gee 4 years ago

Haha. You know, you control the lady at the the the the grocery supermarket who brings out the carts on a forklift.

1point

BOKUTO! 4 years ago

ok!!

1point

Julie C Rose 4 years ago

I don’t think I need to comment on that, Prime Minister (go on YouTube and look up “Jacinda bleach question”).

1point

leunaichs 123 3 years ago

...

0points

Elliebean13 3 years ago

Or eat it, actually, both are bad.

0points

Paul Aguilera 4 years ago

You don't need to inject disinfectant, just drink a lot of bleach and top it off with a UV lightbulb-chaser

0points

cheryl strickland 4 years ago

Bleach injections all around.

0points

Seabeast 4 years ago

In addition to inserting a full spectrum light suppository?

0points

_𝕔𝕙𝕠𝕔𝕠_𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕠_ 4 years ago

This made me think of Sarah Cooper's video on that.... WATCH IT Y'ALL she's amazing ❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

-1point

CharliAnn Olney Premium 4 years ago

And yet another out of context sound bite.

-2points

Max Power 4 years ago

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Something 4 years ago

Drinking vaccines that are intended for injection is not recommended, but it wouldn't kill a person. It would most likely have no effect whatsoever.

30points

Dynein 4 years ago

I agree. In fact, I can't think of anything that would be more harmful when consumed instead of injected... If your bloodstream can deal with it, your digestive tract certainly can.

11points

Monday 4 years ago

Would eating a vaccine kill you though? It might upset your stomach but I'm pretty sure that you wouldn't die.

18points

KLo 4 years ago

Gastric acid in the stomach would render vaccine ingredients inactive, never allowed to reach the bloodstream. Furthermore, digestion begins in the mouth, even before getting into the stomach. Enzymes in the oral cavity begin this process by breaking down anything we consume. You can probably eat the live virus and not get sick, but don't inhale it!

6points

third molar 4 years ago

Polio vaccine is oral

17points

Douglas Campbell 4 years ago

Oral vaccines are regularly employed and aren't toxic, although some viral shedding may be present in feces, a problem for carers of immunized infants . Screenshot...21896e.jpg

15points

Ellie Rosser 4 years ago

Also, you WON'T die from eating vaccine!!!

12points

Rod Egret 4 years ago

Oxygen is the base of life, try injecting some in your veins....

7points

Mark Howell 4 years ago

I had my polio vaccine from a spoon in the seventies, seemed good then ;o)

6points

Lillukka79 4 years ago

I got one in the 80s in a sugar cube.

0points

troufaki13 4 years ago

I don't understand the logic of some people...

6points

Carmen Sandiego 4 years ago

Aren't there some vaccines which are sprayed into your mouth or something? Could someone please clarify about this?

4points

Vicky Zar 4 years ago

Yes. There was a vaccine when I was a child, that we got on a cube of sugar. But I dond remember what it was for

3points

#8

This Karen Is Being Racist Against A Dog

Final score:

654points

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Emilycookie 4 years ago

she literally can't see the dogs color!!!!

349points

Truth Monster 4 years ago

Not all legally bling people are totally blind. Some can see to a certain extent. I know. its weird

52points

Yettichild 4 years ago

Not all guide dogs are labs anyway. A friend of mine has a German Shepherd.

43points

JennyLaRue 4 years ago

That's irrelevant to the situation anyway.

23points

Ozacoter 4 years ago

She could still know the dogs colour.

8points

*me* 4 years ago

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Raven Sheridan 4 years ago

Black Labradors Matter.

52points

N G 4 years ago

👊

7points

Sum Guy 4 years ago

I wonder why people feel it's their job to reprimand other people... if the person who drives the bus let's her on, that means it is okay

50points

Miriam L 4 years ago

See, more people need that attitude. This is not an 'if you see something, say something' situation. This is an 'I don't know if there are rules or not but I think this should be the rule and I'm going to enforce it, nevermind that there are actual authority figures present.'

24points

Coleonema 4 years ago

Reading things like this make me wonder about the state of education in the USA, its just reading so many post like this that make me wonder... I know it's good but their just seem to be so many examples of uneducated and entitled people

36points

Alexandra Davis 4 years ago

By the look of the photo, this is the U.K. Which is weird as any dog can go in a British bus?

21points

4 years ago

WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK IT'S ONLY THE U.S. FOR HEAVENS SAKE????? It's actually starting to piss me off and I'm a calm person in general.

5points

VidaLife 4 years ago

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Monty Is Fiennes 4 years ago

Even the dog is like.. WTF...

26points

Rose the Cook 4 years ago

Not all guide dogs are labradors either.

22points

Amanda Reicha 4 years ago

Oh, and poodles are excellent service dogs

7points

222T111 4 years ago

My 15 yo daughter gets ridiculed, on the daily, about her guide dog. It’s a German Shepherd. 1) no adult ever should approach a kid, tween or teen and say anything to them! More less an adult 2) she has ASD, Narcolepsy 1, seizures and several other conditions. 3) anyone approaching her makes her go silent. Then the a$$ wipes demand she speaks! 4) it’s always a Karen or Ken that berates her too. 5) when she does have the confidence to speak she makes them feel about an inch tall bc she is high functioning and what people don’t understand is high functioning ASD, in some cases, the person has a high IQ, which she does. The jerks can’t even comprehend her bc she is talking WAY above there heads. 6) “that dog” cost more than your car!!! Side not, please don’t ever interfere with a service dog while they are with their owners and ask to pet them. NO. They are working. They get plenty exercise and are treated like Gods in most homes bc they are the ones that protect our loved one.

18points

VeninTheNonBinaryRogue 4 years ago

I don’t know why people would harass other people because they have a DOG. It’s not doing anything to you, so leave it alone. German shepherds are good dogs. Could you give it a pet for me?

7points

leunaichs 123 3 years ago

i have adhd and asd and a decently high iq im bullied all the time i can understand

0points

Sheri McGee 4 years ago

maybe the guide dogs should also be taught to bite someone who is mean to their charge. I'd be ok with that. Dogs know when someone is being mean.

0points

Iggy 4 years ago

Who the fupping fupp ridicules anyone about their guide dog??! This world is nuts!

0points

El Dee 4 years ago

The dog looks like he can't believe it either..

16points

Blakkur Sverrir 4 years ago

Missed opportunity there. How would she know what colour her dog is? She could have handed the Karen a paper (any paper, like a burger wrapping) that clearly states the dog is caucasian. To bad she can't see the look on "Karens" face

14points

ZombieGirl 4 years ago

That would have been a hilarious response to Karen, lol

2points

WildHoneyPie 4 years ago

Good golly the stupidity runs deep

13points

#9

Uno Reverse

Final score:

652points

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Andy Acceber 4 years ago

Not a Karen. Just smart.

249points

Piglet 4 years ago

It's the taxi driver that's the Karen.

108points

John Ford 4 years ago

How about labeling women as Karen?

1point

Amber Dowson 3 years ago

@ErikLawrence Maybe try rereading the post where Op means that the taxi driver is the Karen and she just had to out Karen them.

0points

Ryan Michael 4 years ago

Wicked smaht

0points

Erik Lawrence 4 years ago

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H Edwards 4 years ago

I have pondered this for a while. The very people who refuse to wear a mask should be over the moon that they have a legitimate way to disguise their facial features when out in public. Suddenly it's not only legal but encouraged to cover your face. But that doesn't fit in with their conspiracy theories I guess.

18points

Full of Giggles 4 years ago

I’ve encountered one unmasked person who had a legitimate reason for refusing to wear one. I actually defended her when two people started harassing her. She stayed clam, never raised her voice, and used respectful language. The fact that she was respectful told me the situation wasn’t what it seemed because most unmasked people have to be dragged out of store squawking. It turns out the woman was a Marine veteran. During her last tour in Iraq, a bomb explosion caused the building she was in to collapse on top of her. She was buried there for two days and started to lose oxygen a few hours before she was rescued. She can’t wear a mask because the closeness of the material to her face makes her claustrophobic and it makes it difficult to breathe. Both remind her of being under the rubble and as a result, triggers her PTSD. Her demeanor while these people aggressively harassed her told me she was being truthful.

21points

Cursed quoter 4 years ago

This time it's a Kevin.

6points

Aeon Flux 4 years ago

I love Oobah.

3points

Emma Graham 4 years ago

It's unbelievable that Americans are getting harassed in public for wearing a mask?! Everywhere else is the other way round! Really what happened to the America everyone was jealous of and wanted to live there?

2points

Kassiopeia 3 years ago

Wearing a mask while driving? Isn't that like, illegal in some countries?

1point

Charles Coward 4 years ago

why when she said tried my new mask argument i thought that she was the anti masker?

1point

Vicky Z 4 years ago

Because we are used to stupidity

0points

Verena Gitterle 4 years ago

Clever!

1point

Juniper Listowich 2 years ago

"New mask argument" bros looking it up LMAO

0points

Sheri McGee 4 years ago

I like it!! I think I will use it if I remember. Hope you don't mind. And totally true. They have cameras smaller than the tip of your finger now and microchips the size of a grain of sand that they release into the world. We could be breathing them in right now.

0points

“As [the meme] grows from a parody of a common social experience of someone demanding to speak to a manager to a statement about white privilege, the stakes over the meaning of the meme grow as well,” Matt told Bored Panda.

#10

The Og Karenavirus

Final score:

640points

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Chris 4 years ago

Get in your box, Karen.

395points

Ian Koch 4 years ago

LOL.

25points

-Sunflower- 4 years ago

If only there was a lock.. and the box was steel instead

6points

Erik Lawrence 4 years ago

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Equine_Ravenclaw_Directioner 4 years ago

And here we have a very specified example of the Karenus Humanus...

41points

Auntriarch 4 years ago

Karenus Occidenpithecus

12points

Brîndușa 4 years ago

🤣

-2points

GoodCatto 4 years ago

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I I 4 years ago

sick of these dumb assed GOP making the pandemic last longer because they won't ware a fkin mask , fck em all

30points

Coleonema 4 years ago

At least their doing something about it, though she shouldn't have been allowed in there at all

29points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

I agree she should be banned!

1point

Alonso Victoria 4 years ago

Hahaha i love how a mask is a violation to their freedom, but being caged in an actual plexiglass box isn't.

16points

Alexandra Davis 4 years ago

Can we just stick all Karen's in a box and leave them there until they behave politely

16points

Full of Giggles 4 years ago

No. That would be murder.

11points

cybermerlin2000 4 years ago

Quick! Seal it up!

14points

Blakkur Sverrir 4 years ago

I wonder what it is with elected officials who are supposed to serve the community, but cant even wear a madk to protect the people around them

14points

Truth Monster 4 years ago

I'm not an anti-masker, but I'd choose the box. You got nice plexiglass to doodle on if you get bored, or to take notes, and to keep other people at bay.

8points

Eemeli Saarelainen (Molter) 4 years ago

True, but plexiglass isn't particularly helpful against airborne virus.

0points

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago

If we’d just put them all in plexiglass boxes—-correction, LOCKED plexiglass boxes—-from the beginning, I bet the population would be about a half million people bigger right now. Why aren’t these people being treated as pariahs who put the rest of us at unnecessary risk, and contributed to those half million deaths?

4points

#11

Karen Didn’t Do Her Research

Final score:

639points

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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

Seems like Bozo needs to reevaluate his life choices and the validity of his presence on this earth.

185points

Emo Sloth 4 years ago

love your comment- my only problem is you automatically assume Bozo is a "him". I know I'm being nitpicky and ya'll could downvote me to hell, but it bothers me when people assume genders based on actions.

10points

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

On your bike. Oh you dont have one : (

16points

Y T 4 years ago

With a new lock?? Who would have the key then??

12points

Jasna Cao 4 years ago

Caps lock in offline version

6points

Debbie Lavender 4 years ago

same writer of both signs. maybe an attempted PSA.

4points

Raven Sheridan 4 years ago

Take THAT, Bozo!

2points

Jo Bleaux 4 years ago

Both signs look like they were written by the same person -- first one used caps to try to hide it. fake.

1point

Nul Nemo 4 years ago

Yep. That hit me too. Same paper, same marker of the very same color, similar letters. Fake indeed.

0points

Diane Herman 4 years ago

Most handicap sign posts are usually aligned to the front part of a handicap spot, and you can lock your bike to it if your bike is not crowding the sidewalk or the sidewalk ramp. Not all cities are the same so it is best to know ahead of time.

1point

Linda HS 4 years ago

You've got me at”Hey Bozo...”...😉

1point

IRA 4 years ago

Beat it bozo !

1point

#12

Ran Into The Most Entitled Male Karen At The USPS Today

Final score:

560points

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Sarah 4 years ago

That dude gets his just desserts every day by just having to live with himself.

248points

Miriam L 4 years ago

Unfortunately, the people around him don't get that kind of compensation

10points

iblowsheep 4 years ago

i have to disagree that someone with that mentality suffers from self loathing

3points

Sheri McGee 4 years ago

so true. I've been that angry inside every day. Glad it is over.

0points

Valisbourne Spiritforge 4 years ago

Wow again. However, I'd like to point out that 50 is most likely NOT a boomer. That's probably Gen X

23points

Georgia Hebert 4 years ago

True. But I'm sure every generation has their Karens and Kyles.

4points

ravn 4 years ago

As a 55-year old, I take exception to being lumped in with the so-called "Boomers". I am either an elder statesman of GenX, or (as I prefer) part of a new lost generation.

21points

Artoonist Corine 4 years ago

Thank you! (from another "elder" Gen x (1967)

5points

Dave In MD 4 years ago

Someone 50-60 is not a baby boomer. (IDIOT THERE I SAID IT).

21points

Hayley Rodgers 4 years ago

Baby Boomers: Baby boomers were born between 1946 and 1964. They're currently between 57-75 years old

18points

SuperChicken 4 years ago

Glad someone said it.

4points

Ms LaDonna 4 years ago

RIGHT?!?!?!?!

1point

Mazer 4 years ago

Yeah I resent the sweeping generalization of him being a boomer that everybody from that generation would cause a problem. He’s just an ass. They come in all sizes and all ages and all genders.

17points

Seabeast 4 years ago

Um... a 50 year old is not a "boomer".

12points

Scarlett O'Hara's Ghost 4 years ago

I hope this is an old post.. boomers are in their 60s at least. Young ones. Most are late 60s 70s..

11points

Pavlina G 4 years ago

Since when is someone 50-60 a Boomer? Dang. I guess I’m a boomer.......lol

9points

Don't Look 4 years ago

Uhm, literally everyone missed the point here. And a boomer is not 50-60. Likely a generation x.

8points

Nic Dudley 4 years ago

Aren't Gen X people in that age range now not Boomers?

6points

Marlowe Fitzpatrik 4 years ago

Yeah, at least on the younger scale. Just goes to show that "being an idiot" is not a generational flaw.

1point

“I think that users of the meme should be cognizant that what they're meme-ing might not be their intent anymore. It's very possible that the meme could grow even farther to exhibit misogynistic tendencies, which are somewhat already present,” Matt warned those who use Karen memes to be aware of the context.

#13

I’d Like To Speak To The Manager Of Mocha Coffee Please

Final score:

556points

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Aurelia! 4 years ago

her loss, your gain

191points

cheryl strickland 4 years ago

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Billy The Kid 4 years ago

Looks like you made a right MOCHAry of her. ; )

25points

N G 4 years ago

She Roasted her

7points

Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

Oh god she is capturing it perfectly 😂 it reminds me of the spongebob meme (dammit can't post it or any photos, never could grr BP)

20points

WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

Try clearing your temporary internet files. That did the trick for me when I couldn't upload pictures anymore.

4points

Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

Thank you, I'll give it a go :)

1point

WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

Empty promises. She'll be back again tomorrow, ready to be offended by anything you do or say, don't do or say or what you might have done or said or not might have done or said.

14points

BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago

Her faces are making me crack up

12points

Random Dog Owning Commenter 3 years ago

same XD

0points

David Martin 4 years ago

Never coming back, you say? I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Then, I suppose you'll be wanting your mocha...to go?

9points

Sarah 4 years ago

I hope the door hit her in the butt on the way out.

9points

riley_is_trans_ 4 years ago

Oh sob

4points

Shef Gandhi 4 years ago

good thing you made it to go!

2points

Jim Day 4 years ago

That makes you a fortune teller...you knew she would "Go".

2points

#14

Karen Decides That Children’s Fun Isn’t Enough Of A Reason To Have A Tree House

Final score:

520points

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Marianne 4 years ago

This is very sad.

383points

Ian Koch 4 years ago

As a 14-year-old who is normally pretty calm, this sign on the tree made me SO mad that I wanted to punch that Karen in the face.

59points

WildBerry 4 years ago (edited)

That's why you don't move to a place that has an HOA in the first place. The home owner was stupid to buy the house there and expect to be given a break on anything that goes against the HOA rules.

2points

Virginia Thackwell 4 years ago

Who knows what the background story is here? When you buy a home with an HOA you can't unilaterally decide you want a treehouse with getting the approval of everyone in the HOA. It seems fair enough to me.

1point

Dynein 4 years ago

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Aaricia 4 years ago

Hoa's are such bs.

35points

sofacushionfort 4 years ago

They are the Kremlin of Karen

22points

WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

The land of the free were a complete stranger can block your kids from having fun on your own property.

23points

Viktor Feurer 4 years ago

How is it even possible? It is your private property.

6points

Steve Goodman 4 years ago

Seriously, why does The US have these HOAs? why woudl anyone move into a house that others in the neighborhood were in control of and if you don't comply, they fine and harass you until you move or comply. Blows my mind that in the land of the "free" you can't even put something on your lawn in some places because the HOA will be after you in some way. "Free" to comply... Absolute madness.

20points

Fieke Engelen 4 years ago

I so agree! Had no idea of HOA until I googled it. As far as I know it doesn't exist in Australia and can only hope it never does.

2points

Nicholas Kraemer 4 years ago

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JennyLaRue 4 years ago

Home Owners Associations just seem a platform for Karens to get their way. So glad we don't have them here.

16points

Batwench Premium 4 years ago

I have yet to hear anything good about HOA’s. Is there anything good about them or are they collection of busybodies with nowt better to do than make the neighbourhood hell on earth.

15points

Sue Simmons 4 years ago

Lived in USA 21 years. I never saw one good thing about HOA's. I hate them. Absolutely dictatorial.

4points

Rosemary 4 years ago

My grandma lived in a neighborhood with an HOA for years. Pros: They took care of all her gardening and the upkeep on the community pool. Cons: There were only four approved housepaint colors. Personally I'd give it a pass since I can do my own gardening and don't like swimming, but she loved it.

2points

Marlowe Fitzpatrik 4 years ago

Individuality is evil - didn't you know that?

-2points

John P. 4 years ago

NEVER buy a property in an HOA!

12points

Donna Beach 4 years ago

Never go into an HOA situation!

11points

Furious George 4 years ago

This is why I would never live anywhere with an HOA.

10points

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

This karen probably moans that kids watch too much tv too

6points

#15

Takes Being A Karen To A New Level

Final score:

506points

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Coleonema 4 years ago

How exactly does she think people are supposed to handle this?

415points

Terilee Bruyere 4 years ago

With both hands?

283points

Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki 4 years ago

By throwing the Karen into the pen.

49points

Marcellus the Third 4 years ago

With true grit & determination. And a lot of lube.

35points

Nicole Weymann 4 years ago

I'm sure she doesn't. If she was asked she'd likely say something like "That's not MY problem! Just do it!" *sigh*

21points

Indra Servo 4 years ago

hehehe "handle" lol

21points

Sharrow 4 years ago

Great. Now I have new weird fantasies.

12points

Premislaus de Colo 4 years ago

very carefully

12points

Lord Ponsonby 4 years ago

Elephant porn. Dumbo XXX

10points

Helmut Kok 4 years ago

Elephant size fleshlight?

7points

TrashPandaSociety 4 years ago

Sexually assult the elephants, obviously.

6points

Charles Arnold 4 years ago

she probably whats them to cut it off lmao

6points

DDmaybeandor 4 years ago

Vigorous hugging?

4points

TheLazyPoki 4 years ago

I mean, they do clean up their "business" so why not do that too?

3points

Pumpkin Spice 4 years ago

With a big-ass vibrator, obviously.

3points

No. 4 years ago

magic.

3points

Laurie Ostergaard-Overbey 4 years ago

the key word there is 'handle' :)

2points

Violet Smith 4 years ago

@Coleonema: Very very carefully....

2points

lara 4 years ago

Great pun.

2points

Henry Edison Jurman 3 years ago

It's like that one joke about helping your Uncle Jack off a horse.

1point

lakitha tolbert 4 years ago

...with one hand, maybe! Although its an elephant, so they might need two...

1point

Mike Rodrick 4 years ago

Elephant porn?

1point

Dhukath 4 years ago

With an Elephant sized "Pocket Pussy"!

1point

Mark Howell 4 years ago

2 hands at a time .... ;o)

1point

KieLeaHar 2 years ago

Exactly what you’re imagining…

0points

Thyméo Heuzé 3 years ago

Well by (this part of the reply was redacted by the FBI)

0points

Jigsaw's Puzzle 4 years ago

They need to hold it down while people walk past.

0points

Owiella Freddie 4 years ago

HAHAHAHAHA. This response could be read SOOOOOO many different ways!

0points

caroline 4 years ago

Two hands.

0points

Terry Gu 4 years ago

Adult xxxxxxxL dieper

0points

Leesa DeAndrea 4 years ago

Fleshlight for elephant?

0points

Michael Grimes 4 years ago

1 hand at a time!

0points

Triv 4 years ago

... Orally?

0points

J 4 years ago

You had to ask, didnt you ;)

0points

Thomas Turnbull 4 years ago

With both hands I suspect

0points

elfin Premium 4 years ago

Carefully.

0points

Gregg Bender 4 years ago

With two hands?

0points

Warren Hall 4 years ago

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Vicky Zar 4 years ago

Gosh, just tell the child it's a penis. What's so bad about that? My son knew everything about boys and girls, how babys are born and what menstruation is by the age of 4.

54points

Tame panda 4 years ago

You are a great parent for teaching your children about human reproduction which some people don't know even after becoming adult because no one told them!

42points

Marianne 4 years ago

How dare they have animals with body functions?

45points

Tame panda 4 years ago

Zookeepers who keep animals with proper body functions must be jailed.(sarcasm intended)

20points

Blakkur Sverrir 4 years ago

An elephant is perfectly capable of handling the situation by himself if he wants to. I wonder how she would explain THAT to her daughter 🤣

42points

Slune 4 years ago

....same as daddy, sweetheart, but there's big and small, gray and pink?,let's go for the parrots

13points

rabbitsrabbit 4 years ago (edited)

I've never seen anyone so concerned about the sexual wellness of elephants. Does he expects them to have 'daily milking sessions' just so they get relief or...?

38points

I I 4 years ago

how the hell would you "relieve" an elephant ? their bits are huge , it'd be a two man job for sure and maybe the staff don't have time to pleasure elephants to save your blushes , ohh and PS grow the fck up

32points

Commander Rex 4 years ago

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WildHoneyPie 4 years ago

Maybe she should volunteer.

25points

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

Maybe the zoo keepers should put a pair of trunks on the elephant. LOL

23points

Merrill N. Munro 4 years ago

But.... they already have a trunk, lol!

12points

Kristy White 4 years ago

so she'd rather see someone w**king off and elephant, than an elephants erection? really? ok then!

16points

MyCatsTheRealPanda 4 years ago

So you take your kid to the zoo to see wild animals and then get butt hurt that the animals actually look like animals, and well behave like f*****g animals?! Seriously grow up and if you can't find a way to handle your child's question about something like this a. Don't have children and/or b. Stay home! If you don't make a huge deal out of it (hehe) then neither will your kid.

14points

Jane Hurl 4 years ago

I spewed coffee over "If you don't make a huge deal out of it (hehe)"! You made my day.

0points

At the core of using memes for humor lies intent. Know Your Meme’s Senior Editor Matt pointed out that the Karen meme, something that’s used and enjoyed by many people, could eventually become connected to something that many would find offensive if people with sexist beliefs started using the term as a “catchall for all women.”

#16

Definitely Must Be A Karen

Final score:

489points

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Rose the Cook 4 years ago

If something made you ill why go there again at all let alone order the same item?

165points

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François Carré 4 years ago

So that you make sure you have something to complain about. Some people just live on that.

17points

RoseTheMad 4 years ago

Because they probably haven't had the chicken cheesesteak at all, actually. There's a lot of reviews like this where people give negative reviews for petty reasons.

5points

Michael Sanders 4 years ago

For real. If your wife has gotten sick on something you ate why have you had that 3 times?

3points

Kanuli 4 years ago

Sometimes it also makes your life so much better if you follow through. Like that one Kebab place had sick workers (flu symptoms, coughing while preparing and so on), and just after our meal we got sick too, a few days following. Might be a coincidence, nevertheless I decided to make my own Kebab from now on, and you know what? With the meat, sauce, salad self picked/prepared it tastes three times as good. Its a regular on our menu now :)

0points

Gekka Dojo 4 years ago

Well...they would have had the cheese steak if they hadn't show up drunk and crashed in the parking lot. So, hey, the intention was there... :D

0points

Iris 4 years ago

They might be lying that they did that just because they wanted to make that place "look bad"

0points

Erik Lawrence 4 years ago

Thats the point the owner made... its right there in the post youre commenting on.

0points

Marissa Taylor 4 years ago

eh i mean i'd treid it a least one more time but from a diffrent location but three times? no

0points

Scagsy 4 years ago

Don't know about the soup but it sounds like OP is all broth and no crab meat.

14points

Catlady6000 4 years ago

Thank you for the new insult, "Your soup is all broth and no meat"

8points

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

Me and my partner went to a restaurant and she ordered the fish. That night of getting home it made her sick. Lesson learned - don't go back there moron.

9points

JennyLaRue 4 years ago

Oh I love the comeback!

6points

Duncan 4 years ago

Einstein said "“The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, but expecting different results.”

2points

Michael Sanders 4 years ago (edited)

Unfortunately reviews are a very dangerous place. I owned a restaurant. People splash stuff up there that people see, but there is always like Paul Harvey said “the rest of the story”. And it’s hard because many times if you engage them it drags you down a dark hole. You know what they say about fighting a pig in the mud. Reviews like this are all just for show.

2points

Michigan Guy 4 years ago

the sad thing is that the professional liars have now given confidence to the amateurs, and as you can see....there's a bit of a difference between professional level lying and this poor, pathetic amateur level stuff. heartbreaking. is there a place for these inept idiots to get the training they need to advance in their lying ways?

1point

Shinomi Chan 4 years ago

Gee, you might be ALLERGIC to something in it??? Ever crossed your mind? Of course not, that'd involve a brain to think with.

1point

AngelWings 4 years ago

I ate at wendys years ago got food poisoning n had to miss classes. Never been to a wendys since

0points

Robert Miller 4 years ago

Brilliant !

0points

#17

"Taking A Picture Of Me???" - Woman Changing Her Baby's Dirty Diaper On Top Of An Old Navy Clothing Display

Final score:

476points

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Equine_Ravenclaw_Directioner 4 years ago

That is just gross.

375points

Black Pug Puppy 4 years ago

Tell her that

32points

Erik Lawrence 4 years ago

yup. thats kind of the point. thats why its here.

5points

Thyméo Heuzé 3 years ago

Walmart bro...

1point

ZeroHargreaves057 4 years ago

oh oh OH OH I AM A SLYTHRIN DIRECTIONER

0points

Shinomi Chan 4 years ago

Yeah in this case, taking a photo is completely appropriate. If you can't give two fu**s about going to the bathroom to do this, then they don't have to give any fu**s from taking your photo. Equality bitch.

36points

Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago

That is just f*****g disgusting. I don't agree with taking her photo and plastering it online but she should have been asked to leave the store. but not without purchasing the top layers of clothes she put the baby on first.

33points

Kiem Gallagher 4 years ago

The thing is... these people will not stop being this rude and entitled until they're named and shamed. I bet you after the embarrassment she experienced by her disgusting behaviour being shared online she will think twice before being that stupid again.

68points

Hafida 4 years ago

I disagree at the point of shaming, if she doesn’t have any respect why would they have it to her. She didn’t ask for it, even are they. The shame of wall is the best thing to do with those Karen’s,

2points

Sue Simmons 4 years ago

Name and shame and definitely post their pictures. They deserve it. Disgusting type of behaviour by some people should be shown.

2points

Aahzmandus Pervect 4 years ago

Some people feel they have the right to do anything and everything because they have a baby or a child.

23points

Walidaad Malhi 3 years ago

No! I didn't murder that person. I have a baby here with me!

1point

Nomadus Aureus 4 years ago

I would have called the cops and have her pay for every single item on that table.

20points

Nic Dudley 4 years ago

I have heard of people that have "punchable" faces...now I understand.

16points

Imma 4 years ago

How do you even get the idea of doing that!? WHY?

16points

alwaysMispelled 4 years ago

I have this thought so often! People do crazy s**t and I'm just like, "that would NEVER have occurred to me as an option of something to do in a MILLION F*****G YEARS"

6points

Cain Hargreaves 4 years ago

Oh my gosh, at least go change the diaper in the backseat of your car or the hatchback of your van/station wagon like *every mother I've ever seen elsewhere*

10points

Lj 4 years ago

And if it's an emergency, you don't have a car (or it's too far away) and so on, she could have asked politely if the store had some place where she could do that, like an office or storage room. The correct would be to use the spaces provided just for that in the ladies public bathrooms. Some shopping malls and coffee/restaurants now even offer a changing+nursing room (for mothers and fathers). I also have seen a mother change her baby's diaper on a restaurant table - how awful. It's a matter of hygiene, it's not the same as nursing!!!

11points

Thorfin Wolfsbane 4 years ago

She got the haircut and everything

10points

Jo Johannsen 4 years ago

Lady (I use the term loosely), you're in public.

10points

Lj 4 years ago

More than that, in the middle of a store, in top of merchandise!!

4points

#18

Karen Doesn't Like The Way You Had Your Baby

Final score:

464points

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Aurelia! 4 years ago

My mom had a c-section...definitely an ordeal, definitely delivery, and often people (like my mom) have it because they have previously had a miscarriage and the doctor says it's unsafe to attempt vaginal birth again.

167points

qwerty 4 years ago

Yeah my mom had a c-section for me as well, anyone who says that such a delivery is "invalid" can do me a favor and dive off a bridge.

40points

Monty Is Fiennes 4 years ago

Exactly... and on the other side my Mum had both her kids naturally which were long, arduous and very painful labours. She had her tubes tied straight away becoz she was never going back for more of that and has had to have surgery over the years to restitch her vaginal walls, uterus and bladder back into place becoz she should never have had kids naturally. Her surgeon said the doctors who did not suggest she have a C section were "butchers".

17points

Sharon Dean 4 years ago

Or it might mean that the birth canal is too small and won't allow a normal delivery.... My case and four C-sections later...............

8points

MusicalCatTroll 4 years ago

My grandma had at least one. Not everyone can give birth naturally.

6points

cheryl strickland 4 years ago

Or in my case my 10 lb baby was too big to drop into the birth canal. They did an emergency C-section and I have a daughter and a son that proves it's a real delivery.

4points

Sky 3 years ago

my mom had an emergency c-section for me cause i was 10 weeks early and i almost wasn't born

0points

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Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago

I'm sorry but that is just ridiculous. A c-section generally has far more risks, pain and healing time that a vaginal birth. Give me a vaginal birth any day over a c-section. No matter HOW you give birth, you are still delivering a baby.

32points

Claire 4 years ago

Exactly. Some babies just need to come out via the sun roof. I'm a midwife, so I've seen a fair bit. A healthy baby and mother is what matters.

6points

Marianne 4 years ago

So ... if any complications arise during labour, I should probably have the decency to die with my child as all those decent people in the middle ages did.

17points

Hannu Luhtasela 4 years ago

I was born with C-section (umbilical cord around the neck and incorrect position) so with this Karen's logic, guess I haven't been alive in 35 years. Saddly I can't crawl in to my mothers womb anymore and demand that this time she delivers me the RIGHT WAY.

15points

Katie Lutesinger 4 years ago

My sister had a c-section because it was that or THE BABY DIES. (Instead, I now have a happy and loving little nephew). This person is a cruel jackass.

14points

Candace Fitzpatrick 4 years ago

A human was grown inside a body, which is quite an amazing thing. Why does it matter how it comes out?

13points

Holes2Heaven 4 years ago

These comments annoy the hell out of me! I'm about to give birth to my fourth child, all through c-sections. I didn't have a choice with the first two and no one will let you have a Vance after two csections. The recovery is horrible, you can't even get up or walk for what feels like forever, and forget walking with the baby for at least the first five days. Oh but the vagina births can jump up and change their babies first diaper and give them their first bath. I say a csection is more giving birth than a cations delivery, as we go through ten times the amount of pain. Plus you can't lift over ten pounds for six weeks, and guess what??? My babies are big!

8points

Holes2Heaven 4 years ago

And to add to this, I have had to have three corrective surgeries to remove scar tissue from the csections. Twice my bladder and uterus fused together and caused excruciating pain, and my bowel attached to my abdominal wall in three places from the healing scar tissue. Apparently, that doesn't count cause I didn't "give birth" in these judgmental bitches eyes. Sorry, I just think people who think this way are uneducated and dumb!!!

5points

Holes2Heaven 4 years ago

Oh, I wouldn't change having my kids for anything in the world!! They are the joys of my life!! We're even planning on having a fifth one after this little guy, so he can have a sibling close in age. Our youngest is 11. It just irritates me when people say I didn't actually give birth. Trust me, there are TONS of woman out there that think this way. I wish I could give birth the natural way.

1point

Anggi Santika 4 years ago

All 2 of my kids were born by c-section... Does these morons know that c-section basically cutting 7 layers of skin, fat and flesh to get the baby out? Sometimes after we went halfway labor because emergency. Saying is not a real delivery? Maybe her children were delivered by storks?

1point

Bob Belcher 4 years ago

My wife had a C-section after failing to deliver our daughter naturally for over 20 hours straight. Both my wife and daughter are alive and well today because of it. So yeah.

8points

Toujin C'Thlu 4 years ago

So there are really people who think a C-section doesn't count as a real delivery...*sighs*

8points

PandaMonium 4 years ago

The DiGiorno comeback is gold

6points

Anna Repp 4 years ago

Yeah, it made me laugh so hard!

1point

Though we can’t expect memes to be completely neutral. “Meme-ing can be nihilistic artform and rewards really ugly behavior in some cases. Sometimes, what starts as a fairly inoffensive meme can grow into something really hateful, like Pepe the Frog. I could see that happening to Karen—though, I'm not really sold one way or the other on the debate."

#19

Friend Told Me To Post This Here After She Found It - Male Karens?

Final score:

448points

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Coleonema 4 years ago

Then kick the dads out!

279points

CharliAnn Olney Premium 4 years ago

EXACTLY!!

8points

Janelle Collard Premium 4 years ago

Too logical - they'd never do that.

6points

Zoe TUFEKCI 4 years ago

ITS THAT SIMPLE

3points

Sarah 4 years ago

And the lecherous dads having impure thoughts about sex with minors aren't the ones who should leave. Sigh. I can't wait till women take over the world.

81points

Sky Render 4 years ago

Sadly any gender-stratified system is going to have problems. Flipping it would just make for a different kind of awful in the long run because you'd still have a system that treats half the population as inferior for something they have no control over. I'd be happier if people stopped caring about gender entirely instead.

23points

Walidaad Malhi 3 years ago

how is it taking so long?

0points

lol idk 4 years ago

me too!

0points

Thomas Turnbull 4 years ago (edited)

How do these women know the men are having impure thoughts they are hardly going to ask their husbands, It’s the women’s imagination and they are just jealous of young girl’s looks

-2points

Aaricia 4 years ago

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Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago

Those dads are the ones that should be kicked out and also forced to stay at least 200 metres away from a school.

50points

K Witmer 4 years ago

How did they not get rid of the pedophiles???

34points

Monday 4 years ago

I don't think it counts as pedophilia if you're attracted to someone in their late teens given they already have their "adult" bodies by that point. I mean I can't tell a 17 year old from a 23 year old in most cases. That being said, how the hell were DADS not able to control their impure thoughts? You can't control what you're attracted to but you sure as hell can control how you act on it.

10points

Rose the Cook 4 years ago

The expression "impure thoughts" suggests a religious organisation of lecherous dads.

32points

Caroline Nagel 4 years ago

American christians are a bunch of criminal hypocrites.

19points

Elizabeth Molloy 4 years ago

Enough of this s**t! If grown men can't control themselves around CHILDREN they should be put down.

25points

Bron 4 years ago

That’s a good idea

8points

Eslamala 4 years ago

Those paedos should've been arrested.

23points

Mariya Stoyanova 4 years ago

Especially after they admitted they had "impure thoughts" a.k.a sexual attraction. They can blame "the devil" for that but that doesn't mean they shouldn't be arrested. I bet it was in one of the GOP states, in a small township with religious pseudo-morality

0points

cybermerlin2000 4 years ago

They should have kicked out the pedo dads

22points

Bored Batgirl 4 years ago

Adults need to stop sexualizing girls. Last time I checked legs aren't private parts and everyone has them. Her butt is covered and I assume so are her breasts, the only issue here is the men sexualizing this girl and the other adults who allowed it.

21points

Llama_flower93 4 years ago

I'm sure if a girl just had a attractive face they would still have "impure thoughts". So dumb to punish the girl for that.

4points

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

The only ones that are getting aroused are the ones that put in the complaint. Fkn pervs!

16points

#20

I Karen't Even

Final score:

413points

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Terilee Bruyere 4 years ago

But...the US doesn't have an official language.

130points

Wednesday 4 years ago

This is a true fact. We have a common language that a large percentage of people residing here speak and about 400 less common ones that people residing here speak. Open your mind young padewan...

12points

Anna Repp 4 years ago

Hush! Don't tell them! They will freak out and might become dangerous!

7points

Eliyahu Rooff 4 years ago

And in New Mexico, we're officially bilingual.

3points

Thyméo Heuzé 3 years ago

The-crazy-orange-haired-guy-you-shouldn't-say-the-name-on-internet : i'm gonna pretend i didn't Saw that

1point

Sheri McGee 4 years ago

sure it does. It is bullsh*&^. lol

0points

Dorothy Cloud 4 years ago

And, not only that but we seem to have an awful lot of people in the US that speak only Spanish.

0points

Lori Oostendorp 4 years ago

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Sue Hazlewood 4 years ago

And America does not even have an official language

41points

Holes2Heaven 4 years ago

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Aurelia! 4 years ago

I think it is sad that so many American children (like me) grow up knowing only one language :(

38points

Cactus McCoy 4 years ago

More like 0,8 languages.

13points

Marlowe Fitzpatrik 4 years ago

@Michael Gee: They have a high rate of illiteracy and high poverty rate. Also, during the 30s, the Matanza made it life-threatening for indigenous people to dress in their traditional clothes or speak their language, so it's highly likely that El Salvador will be the second country in America (after Uruguay) that had all their indigenous languages wiped out completely. Does your country have the same excuse? High poverty-rate, only a few people who even go to school, brutal genocide? I also bet that quite a lot of the El Salvadorians can speak English, since many want to leave their country and the world speaks English.

1point

Michael Gee 4 years ago

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Sum Guy 4 years ago

When has knowing 2 languages been a bad thing?

35points

Marcellus the Third 4 years ago

In this case, knowing 1.00005 languages --- English and half a morning of Spanish.

27points

Random Anon 4 years ago

In other words, I want my offspring to be as ignorant and obtuse as me and others before me.

27points

Marianne 4 years ago

How dare you teach my child somthing that I don't know???

27points

Guðrún Sveinsdóttir 4 years ago

All other countries teach at least one foreign language. In my country we learn 3- 4 and we consider that knowledge is power and we have really high standards in our school system and there is never the question of money. Its in the law that every child has the right to the best education possible!

24points

J. F. 4 years ago

We germans learn mandatory english and have the options for french, spanish and russian most commonly. Depending on the school also a lot of other languages.

8points

Mari 4 years ago

In Belgium you learn at least 3 languages. I can speak 3 languages. I can also understand german, arabic and spanish. Knowledge= power

3points

Vicky Zar 4 years ago

Same with us. 1 language at the very least. Depending on the school up to 3 (more if you like). English is the first foreign language taught. Nowadays even in Elementary school and sometimes Kindergarden. The other ones are mostly French and Spanish. But you can elect other languages if your school provides those. I had 2 weeks of Russian and one hour Japanese. Lol

2points

cassiushumanmother 4 years ago

Yes, my English is bad but in France i studied German and Latin, and English a lot later at 13/14yo, i applied for Spanish too but they messed up with my application so i get "reinforced German" instead (meaning a lot more German than "German 1st language" already give). The funny thing is that i lost my German and Latin, because i never use it. They are not totally lost but i need to be in Germany for a week or so to get some back, and Latin just kick sometimes with Latin roots words. I studied some Arabic too, used to read and write it but lost it too. Languages are awesome, poor kid condemned to be as un/educated as his mother.

1point

Michael Gee 4 years ago

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Uber Mensch 4 years ago

By that logic, we should all be speaking one (or more) of Diné, Iroquois, Cherokee, Sioux, Cheyenne, Apache, etc, etc.

13points

CrunChewy McSandybutt 4 years ago

Fun Fact: The United States does not have an official language.

10points

Sweetie Dahling 4 years ago

I was just about to comment that as well! Always a good little fact to have in your back pocket in case you need it :)

1point

Bob Belcher 4 years ago

You know in many places and businesses people that speak both English and Spanish get paid more. So stop hampering your son future potential income. By not learning Spanish your hurting our economy stupid.

8points

#21

Pulled The Ole Switcheroo

Final score:

412points

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Kristal 4 years ago

This angers me beyond eloquent vocabulary

621points

Mia Burgess 4 years ago

I might need to borrow your line. Priceless!

62points

Vicky Zar 4 years ago

You said it in the best possible way

24points

Bob Belcher 4 years ago

All vocabulary serves a purpose, including the bad words. People like this are why they exist. It's OK to use the bad vocabulary for its intended purpose.

18points

Pumpkin Spice 4 years ago

This indecent thot do indeed angery my thinky ball.

15points

humdrum 4 years ago

Kristal Imma steal that

4points

Tracy Costa 4 years ago

I am going to say this a lot from now on. Thanks.

4points

LotusWolff 4 years ago

Me too, because I’m Asian

3points

Janelle Collard Premium 4 years ago

I know! All I can think of are all the swear words I ever learned!

2points

CloudNine 4 years ago

Yes

1point

RaroaRaroa 4 years ago

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James016 4 years ago

A Karen who is actually called Karen. Very meta.

87points

elStiJneriNO 4 years ago

she is the original

37points

Imma 4 years ago

"some Asian"? "ME? A WHITE WOMAN"? Is she fo real? Do people like this exist and actually walk around and think this? Damn that's sad :(

48points

MusicalCatTroll 4 years ago (edited)

I’m Chinese and I’ve seen a lot of racist comments even on Instagram. I’ve reported them but their comment cannot be taken down since it ‘did not violate the term of service’ (or whatever they called it, I don’t recall)

32points

JennyLaRue 4 years ago

She also seems to be ignoring the fact that the country where the virus first originated has been back to relative normality since last year - it's the countries where people don't follow the rules that are struggling the most

27points

Dodo 4 years ago

In her defence the post is dated May 2020. But this is exactly why people said Trump was stirring racial tensions. Every time he called it the China virus, he emboldened idiots like this to think all Asians were carrying it and deserved abuse.

4points

qwerty 4 years ago

How repulsive.

27points

Nimoy 4 years ago

Her name is actually Karen

27points

Monday 4 years ago

Finally the innocent Karens will know who to blame for the stereotype!

26points

Ancsuri 4 years ago

How would people know you "definitely" dont have the virus??? WTF??

25points

Julie C Rose 4 years ago

And when there’s covid in the community, how do YOU know you don’t have the virus? Symptoms don’t show up immediately.

3points

Aurelia! 4 years ago

I WANT TO SCREAM

24points

lunar eclipse 4 years ago

Her name😂

13points

sofacushionfort 4 years ago

Denies the existence of White Privilege. Holds random Asian accountable for virus. That's our Karen.

12points

According to Matt, it’s hard to find the exact origin of the Karen meme. However, he personally believes that the most convincing origin story is a bit from Dane Cook's 2005 comedy special , "The Friend That Nobody Likes" where Karen is given this title. "This is one of the earliest examples that we have to using a specific name to stand in for a whole type of person, and it's a comedic trope that we've seen dozens of times over the last 15 years," Matt explained the possible origins of the meme to Bored Panda.

#22

Karen Gatekeeping Motherhood

Final score:

410points

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ZombieGirl 4 years ago

...wow

456points

Hans 4 years ago

Someone seems to have slight anger issues.

126points

If I could I would live under water 4 years ago

What? She said "friendly" reminder, didn't she?

23points

ravn 4 years ago

Yeah wow...I've heard reports of more f****d up things, but not from reliable witnesses...

6points

Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago

That’s the reaction she wanted right there.

4points

Willow Olson 2 years ago

There went my faith in humanity

2points

Friday 4 years ago

Every child deserves a safe and loving home. Thank you to all who are able to provide this ❤️

146points

Marcellus the Third 4 years ago

Even this one? She seems to beg for an exception to the rule.

36points

Nina Johansson 4 years ago

Hi, adoptee here, thanks for insulting my mother.

94points

JuJu 4 years ago

So, your mother is an abductor/human trafficker, too? Bet our moms work for the same international super duper secret network.

55points

Miriam L 4 years ago

These words are so jarring and hateful they almost require a warning before you read them. To any and all mothers, maternal figures, and parental supports of any kind - don't believe any of this. Don't let the doubt get to you. You are doing fantastic things for the children you are nurturing, whatever circumstances brought them into your life - I'm certain they are better for it. You're doing your best and it's so important

58points

Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago

Biology doesn't necessarily make you a mother. I wonder if this woman is dealing with an exes new partner looking after her kids and doesn't like it. Either way this woman needs to get used to it.

52points

MyCatsTheRealPanda 4 years ago

That's probably exactly what it is. That or for some reason or another her child or children are in foster care.

18points

Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

Oh wow that's an insecure person. Jeezus. My kid loves his stepmum, she loves him, and his life is better for it

49points

Nicole Weymann 4 years ago

Friendly reminder that most foster and step parents at least DECIDE to be parents instead of just forgetting about contraception and not bothering to abort. Giving birth does not automatically make you a good parent, and at a certain point you could't have backed out anyway - no marks for accomplishment there, either.

44points

Jihan Kim 4 years ago

this is beyond toxic

42points

Blakkur Sverrir 4 years ago

So a mother who neglects, mistreats or abuses her child until it's taken away from her IS a mother while the one who loves and cares for this chiild is not? One of us has to redefine their understanding of "mother"

37points

Sally Appleton 4 years ago

Imagine thinking that someone who went through months/years of legal hoops to adopt because they wanted a child so badly is somehow less than someone who just oopsed their child into existence

32points

#23

Poor Starbucks Employee...

Final score:

392points

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Friday 4 years ago

Good job Lenen!

438points

Coleonema 4 years ago

Ah yes, I heard they raised a huge tip for this guy once the story came out, at least he got a happy ending after dealing with Karen

94points

Jennie-Lind Normand 4 years ago

And then the 'Karen' thought she was entitled to some of that money, if she hadn't been an ass and publicly shamed him the go fund me never would have been created....ugh

26points

elStiJneriNO 4 years ago

very surprisingly thing to get from a karen

11points

Andy Acceber 4 years ago

Yeah "happy ending" isn't exactly how I'd phrase that. 😂 Google it with your safe search filter on if you're confused. Nsfw.

7points

Vicky Zar 4 years ago

Some Karens do so much good, don't they? ;)

1point

Jo Johannsen 4 years ago

Any doctor who falsifies a medical exemption should be fined as well as the person refusing to mask.

54points

Catlady6000 4 years ago

Actually in some states, he would be risking his license

25points

LeighAnne Brown-Pedersen 4 years ago

As a medical person, I thought for days for an actual medical exception to masks... anxiety? Severe claustrophobia? Open burn to face? After a college kid from Oregon broke a record on a 1500m run with a mask on due to his asthma, all other arguments are invalid

4points

Bobby 4 years ago

Doesn't matter if you have a medical exemption anyway. I see a ton of stores that say "all guests and employee's must wear masks. If you are unable to or refuse to for any reason we would be happy to still serve you with our curbside pick up". Got a friend who is a cop in the area. He says they get calls like this ever since masks started. All they ask is "Do they have a sign posted saying masks are required? Did they offer you an alternative to going into the store? no laws are being broken then"

1point

Raven Sheridan 4 years ago (edited)

If I remember correctly, a GoFundMe page was set up and the waiter ended up with over $150,000. Then the Karen who took the picture and posted it with the intention of publicly shaming him, turned around and demanded half the money!

38points

Donna Leske 4 years ago

Karen to the bone.

22points

Gabriel 4 years ago

How can she want money from a donation that wasn't aimed at her? I hope no lawyer will assist her

6points

Katarina Leaf-Dobbs 4 years ago

I remember reading about that, even here in New Zealand lol

4points

Susan Betz 4 years ago

lulz

1point

Hans 4 years ago

I hope she posted this under her real name and now faces a lawsuite from Lenen from posting a picture without his consent.

23points

Equine_Ravenclaw_Directioner 4 years ago

Applause for Lenen!

22points

JennyLaRue 4 years ago

Since when is being selfish a medical exemption?

14points

Mariya Stoyanova 4 years ago

Or entitled and stupid

1point

Sue Hazlewood 4 years ago

Didn't Lenen get a lot of donations after this?

11points

Isla Goulding 4 years ago

yep, over 100k :)

5points

Walter Brameld 4 years ago

What are the cops supposed to do? Anti-mask is not a protected category. Businesses are completely within their rights to refuse service to those idiots.

7points

Cassie 4 years ago

This one goes so much further. Somebody started a GoFundMe for this guy after Amber Gilles made this post. It raised over $100k and she decided to hire a lawyer to get half of it and tried to start her own GoFundMe. Then her SIL started a GoFundMe called "“Lawyer fees to fight ‘Starbucks Karen’” because Amber Gilles was living with her MIL and wouldn't leave when asked to.

7points

#24

Now This Is New Type Of Karen

Final score:

378points

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Antz Online 4 years ago

That guy is better off...

306points

Cold Contagious 4 years ago

What a vapid, ignorant, moron.

29points

Equine_Ravenclaw_Directioner 4 years ago

What about Ostry uh or Suitserlend?

113points

Moosy Girl 4 years ago

I couldn’t figure out what she was saying until I read this comment. >.<

49points

Marcellus the Third 4 years ago

Thanks!!! I thought it was about expensive Westend/Broadway tickets and really couldn't figure out the second musical where the last word was an emoji.

18points

Zedrapazia 4 years ago

We in Suitserlend don't want her either, please keep her in the Ounidet Stades of Amaruca

12points

Jo Firth 4 years ago

Or Straya ... though we are a very long way away

11points

Miss Cris 4 years ago

Wow, thanks! So she means Greece or... what?

2points

Judi Michelle 4 years ago

Me: "Tell me you're unintelligent without TELLING ME you're unintelligent" OP: "you have to be able to take me to Grease or Due by" Me: "Go, greased lightnin', you're coasting through the heat lap trials"

80points

V Martinez 4 years ago

Because grease is the word! Is the word that you heard!

20points

Nadia Montera 4 years ago

I agree, I also need a man to fly me to Pah Risse, Lone Done and Flow Rance :D

59points

Jo Johannsen 4 years ago

If she can't spell it, she's not allowed to visit it.

52points

Michelle C 4 years ago

Judging by the spelling I'm sure he can get away with putting her in a car blindfolded and driving her to the local Greek festival while making airplane sounds with his mouth...🤣

41points

Lindsfc 4 years ago

Ah Michelle, you proper made me snort laugh!

12points

Hollysmom 4 years ago

Or Olive Garden for lunch in it alli

3points

Walidaad Malhi 3 years ago

and holding gas sstation food akak exotic food.

0points

Scagsy 4 years ago (edited)

You should not play hard-to-get when you are so hard-to-want.

40points

Ram Lastname 4 years ago

Is that yours?

0points

Stannous Flouride 4 years ago

She needs a d!ck shun airy.

34points

Tanner Wright 4 years ago

Cold lol

1point

Aly 4 years ago

Wait, when is it due?

21points

Nic Dudley 4 years ago

I need to know before it is too late!

7points

Downunderdude 4 years ago

lol. Had to read this a few times to work it out. Not only is she vapid and greedy, she's as dumb as a box of rocks.

19points

lenka 4 years ago

Now now... thats not really fair to the rocks. I mean, most of them evolved over thousands of years to form the solid structure they are today. Karen's on the other hand... 😂

18points

#25

Why Tho?

Final score:

371points

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4 years ago

Yes because my brother was totally demonically possessed when he was suffering from schizophrenia ;)

273points

Bob Knob 4 years ago

Well, yeah. 200 years ago they decided it was demons and the morons haven't changed (what little there is of) their minds yet. And damn the evidence. You know who has evidence? Satan, that's who.

19points

BlackestDawn 4 years ago

Of course he was, that other personality was the demon. /s

8points

VeninTheNonBinaryRogue 4 years ago

And clearly I’m possessed because I have ADHD. :)

7points

VidaLife 4 years ago

Generations ago schizophrenics were though of as mediums to the spiritual world. Some still believe this to be true...they vibrate at a different frequency and are able to receive messages from the dimensions surrounding us that regular people can't see.

6points

Demon Child 4 years ago

the devil had nothing better to do than to make me unfocused in class he's so evil

4points

Dragon Lord 4 years ago

Yes, and my severe Autophobia is just lucifer speaking through me.

2points

leunaichs 123 3 years ago

im also autistic and have adhd

1point

leunaichs 123 3 years ago

i also have a friend with schizophrenia

1point

Triv 4 years ago

I've known some schizophrenics. To be fair, at their worst, they could seem devil-possessed. 🤷🏼‍♂️

1point

Xylle Flora 4 years ago

And my sister is demonically possessed as she's suffering from hallucinations.

1point

Toujin C'Thlu 4 years ago

The medieval times called. They want their beliefs back.

46points

Marcellus the Third 4 years ago

Waaaaaaaaiiiiit a minute, they didn't have telephones. There's something demonic going on if you spoke to them!

25points

Callista pierce 4 years ago

yes because my ADHD totally stands for A Demon Having Dances

20points

VeninTheNonBinaryRogue 4 years ago

Omg I’m gonna use that as the acronym from now on😂😂😂 I’ve also seen it stand for Attention Deficit Hey look it’s a Dog

4points

Miss Cris 4 years ago (edited)

95% of professional ballet dancers are adhd so it could be proudly true.

1point

Michał Osiecki 3 years ago

agitated demon having doubts

0points

Ashley Delacerda 4 years ago

I wish I could upvote this about 665 more times. Lol

0points

Tobias the Tiger 4 years ago

So does "ASD" stand for "A Satanic Demon"?

0points

Misstaken138 4 years ago

Oh lord... That was brilliant. Lmao.

0points

Julie C Rose 4 years ago

If God created people and people created sertraline, then sertraline is a gift from God. (The initial side effects are demonic possession, though.)

19points

Miriam L 4 years ago

Yup, yup, and yup

3points

Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago

So your saying all I need is an exorcism and I will be right as rain.

17points

Marcellus the Third 4 years ago

Yes, and if not they'll supply you a gun so you can instantly be with the Lord happily ever after.

3points

Coleonema 4 years ago

Oh great, I'm possessed, better call an exorcist

16points

Matheus Oliveira 4 years ago

Our local priest, a certified psychologist (who's greatly helping the community mental health with free zoom therapy sessions) profoundly disagrees with this statement. True religion is not opposed to science. Indeed, Theological studies follow scientific research method. So… Vade retro, Karen!

13points

Emilycookie 4 years ago

so i have been taking pills to help me focus all of these years because of demonic possession?

12points

Mindy Keys 4 years ago

Why can't I levitate? Demonically possessed people always can levitate. I want to speak to the manager of this mental illness thing.

10points

Miss Cris 4 years ago

And turn your head 360°

1point

Code_002.2 4 years ago

I am Christian, and what the actual f**k

8points

#26

Enjoy This One. Dumbest One Yet

Final score:

371points

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Jihan Kim 4 years ago

lol

106points

James016 4 years ago

But they do stop sharts getting everywhere.

73points

Jo Johannsen 4 years ago

Mostly.

6points

Dee on bikes 4 years ago

This is what I told myself in the peak of 2020 when I could Axe body spray on people through my mask in the grocery store.

2points

Pusfarm 4 years ago

Yet she still made it to that restaurant.

1point

lol idk 4 years ago

I don't think her pants are working then, if they stop sharts from getting anywhere why is she out there?

0points

JennyLaRue 4 years ago

At least this woman has a logic, it might be flawed, but at least it's more logical than the people screaming "they're suppressing my civil liberties" type arguments

25points

Michael Gee 4 years ago

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Miriam L 4 years ago

That's why they're at least two, ideally three, layers of thickly woven fibers when they're made of fabric. Where as clothing is designed to be breathable and not have an airtight seal, allowing the skin to 'breathe'. (That level of filtration in pants would be convenient, I have brothers lol, but imagine taking off your pants at the end off the day and all the farts just rush out. Nightmarish.)

15points

Denny 4 years ago

She farted from the hole right below her nose.

12points

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

and if you was wearing a mask then you wouldnt have to smell them

12points

J. F. 4 years ago

The molecules that make farts smell still pass through the mask, as they are a lot smaller than the droplets that contain the virus ;)

3points

Holes2Heaven 4 years ago

She looks like she'd know too, with all the burritos she's obviously been eating to get that gut

4points

Nicola Dimigen 4 years ago

Thats because smells and droplets of water are two different things.

4points

Robert Robi Z 4 years ago

Thn you don't need your skull, either. It obviusly does not prevent the brain to vanish

2points

Aurelia! 4 years ago

that is bad logic

2points

Lord Ponsonby 4 years ago

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0points

#27

No “Bear” Gig For Karen’s Son

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Chris 4 years ago

A ring bear would f*****g cool. No need to worry about the 'rona killing mum, just be careful of the bear.

397points

Easily Excitable Panda 4 years ago

I knew there was a certain something lacking at my wedding. We should have had a bear!

35points

Gay Llama 4 years ago

My brother was my uncle's ring bearer, and he kept saying ring bear. My uncle was resdy to buy him a bear suit to walk down the aisle with.

11points

ravn 4 years ago

I wish I'd thought of having a ring bear...

9points

Jeff Diamond 4 years ago

This needs more upvotes.

5points

SparklePony94 4 years ago

If I ever get married, I am so getting a ring bear. And a flower wolf and a coyote of honor.

2points

Meami 4 years ago

A bear would definitely encourage social distancing!

1point

Thomas Turnbull 4 years ago

Maybe the mum is the bear

0points

Michael Sanders 4 years ago

Read my mind

0points

Marcellus the Third 4 years ago

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Miriam L 4 years ago

The poor kid, missing out on this opportunity at a family wedding, a supported immune system, and a mother with empathy and compassion for others people

49points

Sara 4 years ago

Well said!

5points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

"My son can't go to your wedding because your girfriend does not want her ill mother to die? What a selfish bitch!"

42points

Guðrún Sveinsdóttir 4 years ago

You would probably find a way to ruin the wedding anyway so I doubt you will be missed honey.

21points

Friday 4 years ago

No ring bear? That’s simply not pawssible!

19points

Marcellus the Third 4 years ago

It's the cross they'll have to bear.

18points

JennyLaRue 4 years ago

So she'd be quite comfortable with her son killing off the bride's mother if he passed something on?

15points

K Witmer 4 years ago

They'll have a much happier wedding wo them they sound like toxic trumpers. I know it's redundant

14points

Alexandra Davis 4 years ago

I bet that's a massive loss to the wedding...

12points

Mike Loux 4 years ago

I can see the headlines, "Groom's sister, Karen, eaten by ring bear. Rest of family secretly relieved."

11points

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

If your son got vaccinated then the problem is solved

9points

Leigh C. 4 years ago

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0points

#28

Such A Karen Thing To Do

Final score:

356points

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Sarcastic Cow 4 years ago

Ivan the Terrible killed another 10,000 peasants to stop calling him Ivan the Terrible.

234points

Samantha Lomb 4 years ago (edited)

Грозный doesn't mean terrible in the sense you think. It means like great and awe inspiring, think Oz the great and powerful. English just doesn't have a great translation

30points