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Let's have a moment of silence for all the brave souls who had to buy embarrassing products in person before the internet saved us from making awkward eye contact with judgmental cashiers. These 22 products tackle those personal situations that make you want to wear a disguise to the store or create a fake persona named Catherine who's "asking for a friend." From beauty woes to body betrayals, these finds prove that sometimes the best self-care happens behind the privacy of your screen, where the only one judging your shopping cart is your browser history.

Look, we all have those less-than-glamorous issues that make us wish we could send our avatar shopping instead of dealing with real-world humans. Whether you're battling rebellious body parts or waging war against nature's cruel jokes, these products are here to help – without the need to practice your "this is totally not for me" speech in the mirror. Thanks to the miracle of online shopping, you can now address your most mortifying concerns while sitting in your pajamas, dignity intact, pretending you're just ordering books and vitamins like a normal person.

Online shopping products: stones on tissue and a spray bottle labeled "Elephant Ear Washer" on tiled floor.

Review: "I am a waxy gal and use this thing every six months to clean out my ears and LOVE IT. east to use and I go from hard of hearing to hearing again within ten minutes without days and days of ear drops or ENT visits. The nasty plug of ear wax at the end is sooo gross and satisfying! Can’t recommend highly enough." - Weebster

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Divado
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

2 options from £74.69. SEVENTY FOUR POUNDS SIXTY NINE PENCE!!!

Marnie
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Title is stupid. A Q-tip does nothing for this type of wax buildup (and actually can make it worse). It's not an either/or thing.

on second thought....
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A totally ridiculous expense unless you want to waste money. Any spray bottle with a small nozzle and a saline solution will do the job just as well.

Marnie
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You've been able to do it that way? I have gotten the cheap little bulb and tried to use it after the four days of the ear wax liquid treatment and all it does is plug up my ear more. I don't think a spray bottle would have enough force.

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    Box of TravelJohn disposable urinals on a vehicle dashboard, highlighting an online shopping product.

    Review: "I travel a lot and many times - alone in car with my toddler and baby / when my baby is sleeping and I have to go - I can’t wake her up to run into the rest area - - often times I’ll use these for my toddler and even for me in the privacy of a locked car - no getting out on the side of the road alone! Great item - have been using them for years now. Highly recommend - I sometimes put a wee wee pad on the car seat on case we spill a little while going ." - Aunt Fran

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    Divado
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never ride with Auntie Fran.

    Nikki Gross
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have this on my list to purchase in the future for the go-bag that I keep in my car. I drive a small 2006 car and avoid highways, because my girl is old and getting towed on the highway is scary as f**k. I know a small family owned tow business and 2 former drivers are now on disability. The insane near-misses that they've had would turn your hair white and I'm not risking someone's life if I don't have to. Anyways, I drive a bunch of back roads and some are in BFE and NOT within walking distance of anything, including a bathroom. These would be perfect to use year round, especially in the Winter since the temp is currently 20 F with a 0 F wind chill and its going to keep dropping. The idea of getting out of the car and finding somewhere to pee is a HUGE hell no and it's even worse if there aren't any trees or bushes around. When you're in menopause s**t like this makes a lot of sense.

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    Before and after using an online shopping foot peeling product showing drastic skin improvement.

    Review: "This peel was super easy to use and worked as expected. I ordered original scent and it was fine - minimal scent really. I will definitely use these again!" - Jennifer M.

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    Divado
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suspect things are only going to get weirder....

    Raquel Mencke
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the big toe on the right sprouted more toes.

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    Hippopotamuses
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anything that can strip skin like that, must be pretty powerful. I would have my reservations about using it.

    iseefractals
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife and i use something similar a couple times a year. A pair of plastic socks, dump some kind of mild chemical in, and soak your feet for 90-120 minutes. That picture is what i was expecting to happen, what actually happens is.....nothing for 4 or 5 days. But then the dead skin starts peeling away bit by bit (unless you soak them in warm water than it all just sloughs off with a gentle abrasive) https://share.upmc.com/2023/04/are-foot-peels-safe/#:~:text=A%20foot%20peel%20is%20basically,glycolic%20acid%2C%20or%20lactic%20acid. gives a run down of what is in these things, and who shouldn't use them but they're regarded as safe because again, they're very, very mild.

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    Before and after images showing the effectiveness of a corn removal product available through online shopping.

    Review: "I get corns on the bottom of my foot. This has been going on for 30 years. I’ve tried all the pads sold in drug stores . None of those are anywhere as good as this brand. They stick to the skin very well and the medication really works on the corns and the thickened skin around them.
    They may cost a little more but they are well worth it." - Al Symbal

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    Gabby M
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That isn't a corn it's a plantar wart.

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    Don't Let Nail Fungus Hold You Back From Wearing Your Favorite Sandals. Try Fungal Nail Renewal And Regain Your Confidence

    Before and after image of toenail treatment product bought through online shopping.

    Review: "Quickly Saw improvement on fingers and toes and so easy to apply. No smell like some brands do. Small size so easy to carry if you are traveling. It’s very good!" - DelJL

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    Hey!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't really matter; just use tea tree oil, which works like wonders.

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    The Abe
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    1 year ago

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    Divado
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    £22.57 Oh dear. Looks like socks for me.

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    Before and after skincare treatment, highlighting an online shopping product's effectiveness.

    Review: "Works very well. Keeps skin soft and controls the itching too. Very soothing . I thought at first it might be greasy but it is not. Soaks into the skin beautifully.
    Especially like the fact it is all natural. And not allergic to any of the ingredients." - Cynde

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    Lyone Fein
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you live with cats, please do not use Tea Tree Oil products. It is toxic to cats.

    Janine Randall
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's mixed with peppermint oil, it feels really cooling and good. Great for your scalp.

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    Online shopping product: handheld silicone scrubber with red bristles shown in two views.

    Review: "Amazing. Worked the first time I used it. Had an ingrown hair for close to 2 weeks. Scrubbed at the spot and when I got out of the shower I had a 2” hair hanging out. Amazing!" - GradStudent

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    Each of these solutions targets those specific situations that make you grateful for incognito mode and discrete packaging. These aren't just products; they're silent allies in your quest to handle life's awkward moments without having to explain yourself to Sharon at the pharmacy. From taming unruly body situations to solving problems you'd rather not discuss in public, these finds prove that sometimes the best self-care is the kind nobody needs to know about.

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    Online shopping: dental irrigator kit with oral debris on fingertip near sink.

    Review: "it came with so many things! the little light is very useful! the plastic bits get the job done, and the tongue scraper was a nice touch. feels light but is good quality." - leo

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    Janine Randall
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Steal those long one ended q tips from Dr's office, they work too. Grew out of these, thank goodness. They smell like death.

    Divado
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tonsil stones, also known as tonsilloliths, are small, calcified formations that can develop in the crevices of the tonsils. They can cause bad breath, a sore throat, or difficulty swallowing. Find girlfriend with long tongue.

    Hand holding P*o-Pourri toilet spray, a product you might prefer buying online.

    Review: "I am a huge fan of this product, And it truly works as well. I'm never disappointed or let down and truly it has it become a must have. I personally love the lemon scent. This is a great product to use for work or visiting anyone's house." - TheAmazonQueen

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    kitteh floof lover
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought a spray bottle of body spray from dollar tree, and it works great, saves money too

    Owen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    £20. You could spray absolutely anything that smells nice for much less. Or just open the window.

    Hey!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read or heard somewhere that the EO could potentially block your drains. Also, someone was using it at work and everyone knew she had just pooped. No thanks.

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    From Cracked Heels To Silky Smooth: Callus Remover Gel Transforms Your Feet

    Before and after foot care product result showing improved heel condition, highlighting benefits of online shopping.

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    Hey!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vaseline works just as well.

    The Abe
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like photoshop is the real answer...

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    Oral Breath Spray: Your Pocket-Sized Solution For Minty-Fresh Confidence

    Oral spray product with antimicrobial features, displayed in packaging, set on a red surface next to a gray bag.

    Review: "Works better than anything (mints, sprays, etc) that I've ever used. I spray generously and use my tongue to spread it around on my teeth, front and back. CloSys breath spray gives me confidence unlike anything else." - Pam M

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    Hippopotamuses
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your breath smells like the bowels of Hell, you need to see a doctor. There might be something serious going on.

    Man using nose hair removal sticks, demonstrating products you'd choose from online shopping over in-person purchase.

    Review: "This stuff works! Salon like results for home and very easy to use. It did not hurt at all and no burning occurred. The wax is smooth and odorless. You can use kit by yourself or have someone else help remove the wax sticks from the nostrils. My husband has used as well and it comes with a ‘shield’ so mustache/facial hairs are not affected." - Becky Robinett

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    Badulesia
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The nasal cavity is a privileged area for Staphylococcus aureus. Ripping off nasal hairs may cause an infection.

    mooshoflove
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plus.. this looks MEGA painful. I'll leave my nose fur where it is. Keeps me warm >__>;;

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    Cathy Jo Baker
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nose hairs exist for a reason. You can trim them if they're too long, but don't remove them

    Birb
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never ever remove nose hair. Its there for a reason

    Divado
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good advice here, I let mine mingle with my moustache hair. As God intended.

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    Featherytoad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How are these even a thing? Who would rather do this than just buy a nose hair trimmer? If you have a an electric hair trimmer chances are there is an attachment for the nose/ears.

    roddy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Manicure scissors are a lot kinder.

    Robin DJW
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can he claim no hurt at all? My nose just slammed shut after looking at this.

    jamesmcwhirty
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can not imagine how much eye-watering went on after they were pulled out......

    Hard as pumpuli
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The should write ”welcome” to the little flower flies that love to fly straight up to your nose.

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    Online shopping: box of Always ZZZ period underwear on patterned fabric, opened to show product design.

    Review: "I have a really bad flow during night time. I would wake out my sleep sometimes having blood on my bed, which is nasty. I was tired of cleaning my sheets and doubling my pads. So I decided to try these and let me tell you, amazing !" - Tori

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    Divado
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    L/XL pack of 14, 2 options from £64. Nasty.

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    Before and after images of a nose piercing treatment, highlighting online shopping convenience for unique products.

    Review: "My piercing bump was getting bigger and worse! The day the product arrived was the worst day yet. I was ready to call it quits as my bump had even turned black. 24 hours after using this oil…it worked wonders. My bump had gone down tremendously and one week later I can barely see a bump, and I’m not embarrassed to go out in public. I highly recommend this!!" - VanGo

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    Bored Trash Panda
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your piercing looks like that and especially turning black, you aren't cleaning it well enough...

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    Beyond their practical benefits, these products represent a quiet revolution in personal care – one where embarrassment doesn't have to be part of the equation. Whether you're dealing with issues that make you blush or situations that require strategic explanation, these online finds offer the freedom to take care of yourself without the added stress of public scrutiny. Because let's face it: some things are better handled in the judgment-free zone of your own home, where the only witness to your self-improvement journey is your confused cat.

    Foot and shoe deodorizer spray with natural odor eliminator, ideal online shopping find.

    Review: "I love my Skechers D’Lites slip on sneakers, very comfortable with no socks, but they were starting to stink. A few sprays of this, and the odor was gone. And it’s lasted for weeks. Wow, I am truly impressed. I highly recommend!!" - Kathy

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    No More Hiding Your Smile! The Fever Blister Discreet Healing Patch Covers And Heals Your Cold Sore For Confident Smiles

    Woman smiling next to compact eye care products, highlighting the convenience of online shopping.

    Review: "For years I’ve suffered with this constant trying to cover it up always looked a mess. But this is so easy and discreet it not only provides protection it’s Medicaid to provide relief while being discreet. All you do is pad dry your lips make sure it’s clean and dry apply the small patch and add your lipstick of choice your lips are like new." - Nadine

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    Hippopotamuses
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At last. Something that is actually useful to many people.

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    Bottle of b**t acne treatment cream with text on label, held in hand.

    Review: "I’ve used this product for about 2months now. I try to remember to apply at least twice a day. Not only is the skin clearer, but the overall texture is much smoother and softer. I highly recommend giving this lotion a try" - Amazon Customer

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    Hippopotamuses
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because a presentable a r s e, is a happy a r s e.

    Divado
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Currently unavailable spotty botty.

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    Subtle B**t gas neutralizers packaging, a quirky online shopping product.

    Review: "These patches really work. They completely neutralize gas bubbles. At nighttime I wear the underwear with the patch and a pantyliner in front of it over another pair of underwear. This way the patch lasts longer because the underwear with the patch on it doesn't touch my skin." - Silver

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    Kaa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay wow, how afraid of normal body functions can you be? Only situation I might consider using such a product is like having an important meeting or a longer car ride with my boss and realising I'm super gassy this day.

    rullyman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people react badly to certain foods or have irritable bowel disease. The list of things my mum can eat without painful smelly gas is tiny, so it would be great if she could have these for travelling cos you do NOT want to sit next to her on a flight if she's eaten onions or garlic!

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    Hey!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You sleep with TWO pairs of underswear?!? LOL. OK, to each their own.

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    A person using a metal tongue cleaner, showcasing a product typically purchased online.

    Review: "This is a game changer for stinky breath or even just a bad taste in your mouth. Even after eating, I don’t have that weird aftertaste that some foods leave you with when I use this morning and night." - Katelin Schroeder

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    Experience The Difference Of A Dandruff Shampoo That Actually Works With Nizoral Anti-Dandruff Shampoo, The Dermatologist-Recommended Solution For Dandruff Control

    Anti-dandruff shampoo bottle held over a bathroom counter; person applying it on hair, taking a selfie with a phone.

    Review: "Me and my bf have been getting a lot of dandruff lately idky, we've changed our shampoos so many times and nothing had worked well. This though- game changer. Hair feels clean after washing and it got rid of the dandruff literally day one for us. The smell is whatever, that's not what we got it for, as long as it doesn't smell bad lol (it does not)." - Natie

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    Owen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So it does smell bad. And Head & Shoulders would do the same thing for much cheaper.

    Gourdeous
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. This contains ketoconazole, H&S is just regular shampoo with good advertising

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    Tame The Toots And Conquer Bloating With Gas-X Extra Strength

    Gas-X extra strength box and a pink chewable tablet on a hand. Online shopping for discreet health products.

    Review: "I recently had gastric sleeve and let me tell you Gas-X is my best friend. I definitely recommend. It has been very helpful. The taste is not bad at all." - Jenn

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    Online shopping product: a hand holding a bottle of fur oil, next to a shiny bald head reflected in the mirror.

    Review: "The bottle is very small but the oil is very powerful. The oil is very lightweight and absorbs into the skin quickly. It has a great lemongrass scent. A little bit goes a long way. I've seen a huge difference in my ingrowns since using this oil. My ingrowns have disappeared! I will be purchasing this oil again I'm obsessed with it!" - Kindle Customer

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    Divado
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tried this on Vin Diesel. Got punched in face. Would not recommend.

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