63 Awkward Text Messages That Got Screenshotted For The World To See And Make Fun Of (New Pics)

He’s in his 40s and married.

The “I don’t think he’s all that against me” is referring to my dead father, whom he never even met.

For some context, I met this girl on TikTok. She’s an artist with a solid following, and honestly, her work is incredible. Somehow, I ended up in her DMs, and we started chatting. From the little we’ve talked, she comes across as incredibly smart and genuinely kind, just one of those rare people with a heart of gold.

Now, I usually have no problem talking to people. I’m not the shy type, and starting conversations has never really been an issue for me. But for some reason, with her, I just end up feeling like some half-baked fanboy living in his mama’s basement. To make things worse, she mentioned she was tired, and there I was, still trying to keep the conversation going like a fool who didn’t get the hint.

It's been 3 months now, and I have received well over 500+ text messages and 200+ phone calls from men asking for an adult worker on many, many websites. These screenshots are from the past month, and after me actively deleting twice as many, the same month... The majority of them are returning customers.

Anyways, I'm about to change my phone number, but I thought this was annoying yet hilarious.

P.S. Sometimes I would text them back with very awkward gifs, and it usually stops the madness.

Was at my boyfriend’s house (his dad's) earlier, and his dad always creeps me out. He must have gotten my number from my boyfriend. This was so awkward, I didn’t want to reply back so I just left it. Told my boyfriend, and he’s all "Yup, sounds like him".

I was stuck in an airport alone for 8 hours after being out of the country for a week. He then blocked me before I could even answer.

I’m part of a friend group, but there’s one person whose energy has always felt a bit off with me. It’s not an outright conflict, but she tends to get a bit exclusive within the group - like inviting everyone else and not me, or just generally making it clear I’m not really “in.”

Recently, she posted pictures of the group and didn’t include me at all, but included a stick-figure drawing of someone who wasn’t even there, which honestly made it feel even more intentional.

So now I have my PhD defense coming up, and I’ve been deciding who to invite. I didn’t really plan to invite her because we’re not close, and I want the day to feel comfortable.

This morning, I was texting another friend about invites and said something like: “wasn’t planning to invite her, will send now I guess.” And accidentally sent it to her.

She saw it.

I work at the front desk of an apt. building and like that group chat is 11 other front desk folk, mostly college kids, men and women my age, and a few older women. My one boss is like very scary and professional, and she's like early 40s, nice enough, and I don't think anyone would care, BUT I'M SO EMBARASSED.

So our HR team was testing a new offboarding automation tool that sends templated “exit” emails. Someone forgot to switch from test mode to live mode.

This morning, 300 employees (including leadership) got an email that started with:
“Your last working day is effective immediately.”

Slack went crazy. One manager replied, “Should I start packing?” IT had to post an all-caps message saying: “NO ONE IS FIRED. PLEASE DO NOT TURN IN YOUR BADGES.”

I don’t think anyone’s getting actual work done today.

I moved out with my boyfriend 6 months ago, and apparently, she thinks it’s a phase.