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No matter where you live, you probably have an idea of what’s going on in the United States. Even if you don’t follow global politics closely, you have likely absorbed information about the American president through headlines or conversations with colleagues. 

But when you live in the US, it’s pretty easy to be in a bubble. There’s so much news coverage circulating about what’s happening at home that people sometimes forget to educate themselves about the rest of the world. And unfortunately, some of these individuals are a bit too confident when making comments online. Below, you'll find some of the funniest posts from the [Stuff] Americans Say subreddit. Now, we understand that these images certainly don’t reflect the views or intelligence level of an entire nation. But we hope that you’ll find them entertaining, even if you are a proud American!

#1

“There Has Never Been Another Nation That Has Existed Much Beyond 250 Years”

Social media thread showing Americans confidently posting historically inaccurate claims about their country's age.

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The [Stuff] Americans Say subreddit has been around since 2013 and has amassed nearly 800K members. The group’s goal is to call out amusing and shockingly ignorant comments that Americans make online, but of course, it’s all done in good fun.

To find out how the community has been since the last time we featured it on Bored Panda, we got in touch with one of the group's moderators. "Not much has changed," the mod says. "Trump and his administration (former and present) were already treated as 'low-hanging fruit' here (and in any case, there are many subs dedicated to stupid things Trump and his entourage say, so we want to avoid duplication)."

"There are more posts about things like ICE and tariffs (though most ICE posts tend not to be very lighthearted, so [many] don't make it past pre-moderation)," the mod added.

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    #2

    "Tarrifs Will Bring Some Prices Down Hopefully, Like iPhone. And Samsung Phone $1000-$1200 Is Ridiculous"

    Screenshot of a social media exchange where a user is asked if they were homeschooled by a pigeon, highlighting dumb posts.

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    #3

    ‘In A Third World Country Like Spain’

    Social media comments showing ignorance and misconceptions, reflecting the dumbest things confidently posted by Americans.

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    We also asked the moderator what advice they would give to Americans who want to avoid being featured on their page. "Don't assume everyone understands US cultural references (TV shows, fast food chains, measurements, date formats, currency etc.)," they told Bored Panda. "You'll find examples of this on our sister sub r/USDefaultism too."

    "In particular, don't say, 'I'm Irish/Italian/German/whatever' unless you're an actual citizen. You should clarify that you mean 'heritage,' otherwise you risk the wrath of your (claimed) countrymen," the mod warns.

    #4

    "How Do People In England Feel About America Celebrating Today??? Is Wimbledon Their Way Of Snubbing Their Nose At Our Holiday???"

    Screenshot of a social media thread showing Americans confidently posting dumbest things about England and America.

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    Finally, the moderator shared some suggestions for how Americans can educate themselves about the rest of the world. "Look for foreign news sources (e.g. BBC, The Guardian, Deutsche Welle, France 24, Telesur, etc., which have pages in English) to get different points of view about current events and foreign cultures, as well as how US culture and politics are perceived abroad."

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    #5

    "Ahhhh Just Another European Cope Chart"

    Chart showing the happiest countries allegedly ruled by monarchy, with humorous comments mocking American data confidence.

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    It’s no secret that the United States is a global powerhouse. The nation is home to the largest economy in the world, and culturally, it’s considered one of the most influential countries as well. The US is the planet’s fourth largest producer of film, and the world’s largest producer of music. You can ask plenty of people around the globe what their favorite movie, television show or song is, and there will be a chance that their response came from the United States, regardless of their native country or language.

    #6

    "While In Germany I Found An Aldi. The Aldi Is Nothing Like An American Aldi"

    Person posing outside Aldi Süd store in Germany, highlighting Americans confidently posting the dumbest things online.

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    As a young nation, the United States has done incredible things in less than 250 years. But with great power comes great responsibility. And when you’re the third most populated country on the planet, all eyes are on you. So you better be prepared to be held accountable by your audience.

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    Everyone deserves to be held accountable for their mistakes, and the internet is a wonderful place to learn and grow! It’s just unfortunate that the most ignorant voices are often the loudest. And in the United States, there are simply more people in general than almost any other country. So with a large population comes a greater amount of people who probably shouldn’t have access to social media.

    #7

    Most People Around The World Move To The United States

    Text conversation showing a humorous and dumb exchange about accents and living in Russia, highlighting American misconceptions.

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    #8

    We Invented Cars

    Screenshot of a social media comment thread showing humorous factual errors and corrections about car invention history.

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    #9

    For The Local People $1 Is A Lot Of Money

    Tip jar with US dollars in Greece and comments highlighting confused currency use and dumbest things posted by Americans.

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    Now, let’s break down some of the most common assumptions people around the world make about Americans. One is that we’re absolutely terrible at geography. Now, it’s estimated that only about half of the country’s population can actually label all 50 states on a map. And one survey found that 44% of Americans can’t correctly identify EU nations on a map. 

    So perhaps it’s true that Americans aren’t the best at geography. But plenty of Europeans probably can’t identify more than a handful of American states either. So it might not be fair to dunk on Americans for their geographical knowledge (or lack thereof).  

    #10

    Imagine Saying: “Oh I’m 1.829 Meters Tall…”

    Twitter conversation showing humorous debate on imperial vs metric system, highlighting dumbest things Americans confidently posted.

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    #11

    "Is English Your First Language?" "No I'm An American"

    Screenshot of an online conversation highlighting a humorous American language misunderstanding.

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    #12

    Millenials Hear Socialism And Think Canada And Switzerland

    Tweet about millennials associating socialism with social security, healthcare, and affordable housing, showing generational differences.

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    Something else the world loves to criticize Americans for is being monolingual. While it’s true that you can certainly make your way through the American school system without becoming fluent in another language, students are typically required to study a foreign language for at least two years in high school. Meanwhile, data from the US Census Bureau found that 22% of Americans actually don’t speak English at home. So it’s not exactly fair to paint the whole nation as monolingual.  

    #13

    "Sounds Like Socialism To Me"

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    #14

    On A Map About Which Way European Traffic Lights Are Walking, "Idiotic Icons" Guy Gets A Good Point Made Against Him

    Tweet discussing NYC traffic lights using words instead of icons, highlighting confusing pedestrian signals in foreign countries.

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    #15

    Europeans Are Way More Susceptible To Propaganda *then* Americans

    Tweet from user dan claiming Europeans are more susceptible to propaganda than Americans, exemplifying dumb things posted online.

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    This next assumption about the United States doesn’t have to do with intelligence, but it’s certainly something that the rest of the world likes to clown on us for: being unhealthy and/or overweight. It’s true that 40% of the nation is considered obese, according to the CDC. However, when it comes to the most obese countries in the world, the United States ranks 19th. And in the United Kingdom, 28% of adults are considered obese. So while this is certainly an issue in the US, it’s not the only nation that is struggling with an obesity epidemic.    

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    #16

    “Isn’t This A Violation Of FAA Regulations?”

    Screenshot of a Twitter exchange highlighting a dumb claim about FAA regulations and a correction tweet.

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    #17

    Dutch Is The American Spelling, Deutsch Is The English

    Screenshot of a humorous Twitter thread showing confusion over the difference between Dutch and Deutsch language terms.

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    #18

    Where In The World? Everywhere

    Screenshot of a social media exchange showing a common misconception about legal drinking ages in America.

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    It’s easy to assume that the United States is full of ignorant people when that’s all you see online. But in reality, the nation has plenty of brilliant, innovative individuals. Futura published an article celebrating the greatest scientific advancements from the 20th century, and many actually came from the good old USA. They noted that the country was home to the first successful organ transplant. And who can forget NASA putting the first man on the moon in 1969?   

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    #19

    “Insulin Is A Privilege, Not A Right”

    Man with a beard sharing a controversial comment about insulin pricing, showcasing dumbest things confidently posted by Americans.

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    #20

    Hospitals Are Businesses. Their Job Is To Attract High Paying Clients

    Screenshot of a social media post discussing American views on free healthcare with a map of universal healthcare coverage.

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    #21

    "We Simply Choose Not To"

    Social media comments showing Americans confidently posting the dumbest things about military and global power.

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    The first ever email was also sent by an American, Ray Tomlinson, in 1971. And the world’s first animated film, Snow White and the Seven Dwarves, came straight from the USA. Meanwhile, the first GPS also came from America, as it was created by the US Department of Defense in 1973. Who says this nation isn’t full of brilliant minds? 

    #22

    “Probably Paid For By American Taxpayers Through Overcharging Tariffs To Americans”

    Tweet showing images of France's new high-speed trains, with a sarcastic comment about Americans confidently posting dumb things.

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    #23

    Coffee Shops Weren’t Even Really A Thing Until A Few Decades Ago!

    Screenshot of social media posts showing a user incorrectly claiming a coffee shop in Oxford opened in 1654.

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    #24

    « US Citizen Are More Important »

    Tweet discussing American confusion at a Canadian airport sign labeled foreign passports with a US flag, reflecting dumbest things posted.

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    We hope you’re enjoying your scroll through these hilarious screenshots, pandas. While some of them might make you lose faith in humanity, perhaps they can inspire you to never stop your own journey of learning. Keep upvoting the ones that you can’t believe aren’t satire. And if you’re looking for another list featuring ridiculous things Americans have said, you can check out this Bored Panda article next!

    #25

    That’s For Pearl Harbour

    Hockey team celebrating a 10-4 win with scoreboard showing United States vs Germany in world junior championship.

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    #26

    Bro Nobody Uses Euros

    Comment claiming the dollar is the strongest currency, featured in a post about dumbest things Americans confidently say.

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    #27

    “Server Makes $2.13 Please Tip Generously” Beggar Culture

    Tip sign on a cash register stating servers make $2.13, highlighting dumbest things confidently posted by Americans.

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    #28

    "We Hate Giving Even A Dime To Waiters..."

    Screenshot of a social media post humorously highlighting Americans confidently posting the dumbest things about Europeans and tipping.

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    #29

    "Why Don't They Use Normal American Numbers On Their Clock"

    A brick building with a round clock showing incorrect numbers and a funny caption about American numbers on clocks.

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    #30

    The USA Invented Trains

    Screenshot of a social media post humorously criticizing the lack of high-speed trains in the USA, highlighting dumb posts.

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    #31

    They Don’t Have Ranch…

    Person dining on pizza in Europe with text about lack of ranch, showcasing dumb American posts and homeschooling humor.

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    #32

    "Is 6 Days Off For 2025 Excessive?"

    Reddit post asking if taking 6 days off in 2025 is excessive, showcasing dumbest things confidently posted by Americans.

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    #33

    “The USA Has Back To Back World War Wins”

    Social media comments showing Americans confidently posting incorrect historical facts about World War wins.

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    #34

    “Nonsense Numbers”

    Hand scratching a nightstand with 24-hour clock, with humorous comments showcasing dumbest things Americans posted.

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    #35

    "I Am More Scottish Than That Guy And I've Never Left The Us"

    Tweet about US TikTok users' surprise over black Scottish people, highlighting dumbest posts by Americans online.

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    #36

    ”at The Airport. America Will Be Lost To The Immigrants Thanks To Biden And K*mala. Norway Here I Come!”

    Woman at airport confidently posting a misspelled caption about immigrants and Norway in a dumb social media post.

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    #37

    "Good Luck Finding Breakfast In Italy"

    Social media comments showing confused statements about finding breakfast in Italy, illustrating dumbest things Americans posted.

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    #38

    "I'm Swedish American. I Don't Speak Swedish"

    Comments thread showing humorous confusion about being a Swedish American, exemplifying dumbest things Americans posted.

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    #39

    Use Fahrenheit It's More Accurate

    Map showing lowest and highest temperatures ever recorded in South America with comments highlighting dumb posts.

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    #40

    Military Time😬

    Screenshot of a social media thread showing Americans confidently posting the dumbest things about military time.

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    #41

    “Your Country Exists Because Of What America Provides To You, Don't Forget That”

    Reddit post with users debating Canada and America, featuring a graphic urging to buy Canadian and return American products.

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    #42

    “America Is The World Most Greatest Nation… Without America There Were Not Denmark… You Will Probably Be Speaking German Right Now…”

    Tweet comparing Denmark's social benefits to the USA with humorous comments, highlighting dumbest things Americans posted.

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    #43

    Meat And Milk Are Rarer In Europe

    Man in medieval armor at Battle of Pavia reenactment, sharing a misunderstood view on American strength and sparring techniques.

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    #44

    "In German There Was No Word For "Thank You" So The 'German Sounding' Word 'Danka Shoen" Was Coined By A Songwriter"

    Reddit post question about the term Danke Shoen, illustrating a funny example from Americans confidently posting dumb things.

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    #45

    "USA! USA! USA!" Bro Canada Is #6 In Quality Of Life While Us Is #22

    Cartoon contrasting impoverished area labeled Canada with wealthy American suburb, highlighting stereotypes in dumbest things posts.

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    #46

    Ambulance Ride In UK...... Not £0. Paid For. With Taxes. Every Single Penny You Ever Earned... 20% Gone. For That Ambulance

    Social media replies comparing ambulance ride costs in the U.S., Australia, Germany, and the UK, discussing healthcare system flaws.

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    #47

    “So He Could Born On American Soil”

    Baby standing barefoot on Texas-shaped dirt patch, illustrating a man's unusual decision in dumbest things posts.

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    #48

    Europe Is A Bunch Of Third-World Countries With Better Branding

    Screenshot of a social media post discussing humorous, dumb things confidently posted by Americans online.

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    #49

    Big Difference

    Two men on a plane during a hijacking, illustrating Americans confidently posting the dumbest things online.

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    #50

    "If You Can't Tip Your Server... Don't Go Out To Eat!"

    Handwritten note showing incorrect tip calculation with the main SEO keyword dumbest things Americans confidently posted.

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    #51

    "No One Expects You To Understand You're From England That Place Is A Failed State That's Constantly In War With Itself"

    Twitter exchange showing Americans confidently posting dumb comments about England and freedom of speech.

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    #52

    Italian-American Inventions

    Photos comparing Italian-american food inventions like lasagna and pizza with Italian inventions, highlighting noodle origins in a humorous way.

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    #53

    Million Dollar Nicu Baby

    Baby holding a health statement showing a million dollar NICU bill, highlighting expensive healthcare and dumb social posts.

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    #54

    Number Of World Wars Won By Country 🇱🇷💪

    List showing the number of Super Bowl wins and world wars won by country, highlighting Americans' confident mistakes.

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    #55

    “25 Year Old American”

    Comparison of 25 year old European and American lifestyles illustrating cultural differences in humorous context of dumbest things posted.

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    #56

    I Mean If We Take Greenland By Force Who’s Going To Stop Us? Denmark?

    Social media post humorously questioning the ability to take Greenland by force, showcasing dumbest things Americans posted.

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    #57

    “Other Countries I Doubt Are Doing The Same By Teaching Them English”

    Social media post highlighting a humorous example of Americans confidently posting incorrect statements about language and education.

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    #58

    “No I Meant London Ohio”

    Chat conversation showing confusion about London UK versus London Ohio, illustrating dumbest things confidently posted by Americans.

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    #59

    More Irish Than The Irish

    Screenshot of a social media post with American and Irish flags, highlighting a dumb comment about Irish Americans.

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    #60

    We’re Americans!

    Screenshot of a one-star review complaining about banana ketchup served instead of tomato ketchup at Bohol Bee Farm, seen as dumb American food criticism.

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    #61

    "A Bad Day In America Beats A Good Day Just About Anywhere Else"

    Screenshot of a humorous online discussion featuring Americans confidently posting some of the dumbest things.

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    #62

    “Micro-Retirement”

    Text from Fast Company about Gen Z using micro-retirement breaks for work-life balance and burnout avoidance.

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    #63

    "No, I Live In A First World Country"

    Screenshot of a tweet humorously showing Americans confidently posting dumb things about using WhatsApp.

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    #64

    “Is It Actually Normal And Widespread For Ppl To Drink Alcohol Before 21”

    Social media post questioning if it is normal and widespread for Americans to drink alcohol before 21, showcasing dumbest things.

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    #65

    "Me Returning Home After A Week In Europe Without Ice, Air Conditiong & Diet Coke"

    Meme showing a person on a white horse holding an American flag with text about returning home after Europe without comforts.

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    #66

    “Use American Numbers”

    Reddit post with a humorous comment under a misleading global temperatures caption referencing dumb American statements.

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    #67

    ‘Getting Water In Europe Is So Hard’

    Woman using a hiking backpack hydration system at a restaurant, illustrating funny dumb American posts about daily life.

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    #68

    Since Europeans Are Struggling To Understand, Allow Me To Explain It Very Clearly

    Screenshot of a social media post confidently sharing a politically incorrect and dumb statement by an American user.

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    #69

    Don't Be Gaslit Into Thinking Europe Is A Magical Vacation ✨️

    Screenshot of a social media comment showcasing one of the dumbest things confidently posted by Americans.

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    #70

    "Dialects From Coast To Coast Have The Same Amount Of Variance As [European] Languages"

    Man with curly hair and text about Europeans speaking multiple languages, highlighting dumb comments Americans confidently post online.

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    #71

    “I’m Making Sure I’ll Flash My American Passport Around As Often As I Could!”

    Person holding an American passport next to a red foreign passport, highlighting Americans confidently posting dumb travel moments.

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    #72

    "How It Feels Coming Home To 5G, Air Conditioning, Ice, And Drive Thrus After Spending 6 Weeks In Europe"

    Young man in an airport baggage claim illustrating dumbest things Americans confidently posted online about travel.

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    #73

    In Boston, We’re All Irish

    Chicago River dyed green for St. Patrick's Day and Boston police marching in an Irish parade with bagpipes.

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    #74

    Nearly 50 Million Germans In The USA

    Map illustrating top six countries with the largest German populations, featuring flags and population numbers.

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    #75

    "How Do You Add Outlets And Ethernet"..."Stone And Brick Literally Explode When Exposed To Fire"

    Screenshot of social media comments showing dumbest things confidently posted by Americans with misconceptions about construction.

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    #76

    So Many People In Europe Do, In Fact, Celebrate The 4th Of July. You Need To Get Out More

    Social media post confidently claiming Europeans widely celebrate the 4th of July with fireworks in many cities and towns.

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    #77

    “Complete Bs Valuation”

    Tweet showing a confident yet incorrect opinion about Euro and US dollar parity, reflecting dumbest things posted.

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    #78

    "Leftist Engineer"

    A man sits in the world's narrowest car, a tiny blue vehicle, showcasing one of the dumbest things confidently posted online.

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    #79

    World Champions

    Young football player holding a sign with misspelled phrase at a crowded stadium, showcasing dumbest mistakes humor.

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    #80

    “Europeans Won’t Comprehend This. Heated Driveway…”

    Heated driveway construction with workers installing tubing to avoid snow, showcasing dumbest American posts.

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