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Look, we’ve all made our fair share of whoopsies along the way. Sometimes it’s simple absentmindedness, a brain [gas], or one of those moments when your brain just seems to clock out entirely. Other times, though, a mistake is so spectacularly dumb that even you can’t quite fathom how you got there.

Luckily, they say we learn from our mistakes—though we can’t promise you’ll learn anything from this list except a newfound appreciation for your own common sense. That’s because we’ve rounded up some of the most hilariously cringeworthy examples of people saying or doing things so impossibly dumb that you have to wonder if even a single brain cell was involved. Some showed a flicker of self-awareness after the fact; others were already in way over their heads, and a few somehow doubled down with complete confidence. Whatever the case, the results are equal parts cringe and comedy gold.

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Some People Aren't That Bright

Some People Aren't That Bright

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    No Looks Can Justify That Dumb Response

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    "Do Europeans Have Access To Internet?"

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    These days, we seem to give things that appear entirely opposite to stupidity a whole lot of thought—we talk about think tanks, thought leaders, smart homes, and artificial intelligence. But we surely don’t need lists like this to remind us that there’s still plenty of stupidity around us, too. Humans have achieved some remarkable things, but that does not make us immune to doing dumb things.

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    In fact, as complexity researcher David C. Krakauer explains, “the degree of stupidity available to any system scales directly with the intelligence that system possesses—more intelligence begets greater feats of stupidity.” In other words, being as equipped as we are—with language, abstraction, technology, institutions, and ideology—only makes us capable of making even bigger blunders.

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    Ahh Yes...the Universally Standard Unit Of Door-To-Wall

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    Asking Real Questions Here

    Asking Real Questions Here

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    That’s because, as Krakauer points out, stupidity actually requires a surprising amount of intelligence. Someone who simply doesn’t know the answer to something is ignorant, not stupid. And there are now seemingly infinite ways to remedy that almost instantaneously (hello, Google). What is truly (and perhaps impressively) stupid, he explains, is taking an easy problem and, through complicated theories, elaborate beliefs, or sheer misdirected ingenuity, making it much harder than it needed to be.

    As he puts it, “stupidity takes an easy problem and, with great effort and misdirected ingenuity, makes it hard.” In other words, there’s a difference between not knowing better and putting considerable effort or brainpower into making the wrong answer seem right.

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    Be Smart For Once

    Be Smart For Once

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    We Don't Know How Puzzles Work In Texas

    We Don't Know How Puzzles Work In Texas

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    I Don't Know If This Is A Misunderstanding Of Math, The Calendar, Or English

    I Don't Know If This Is A Misunderstanding Of Math, The Calendar, Or English

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    But Krakauer is also careful to point out that not every mistake is a sign of sheer stupidity. We get things wrong for all kinds of reasons. Sometimes we just don’t have enough information. Sometimes our wires get crossed and we’ve simply misunderstood. Or sometimes it’s an “honest misapplication” of something that worked in a different situation but no longer applies. All of these are just ordinary human errors, and probably nothing to be too hard on ourselves about.

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    Patience

    Patience

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    “Spanish Is A Language - People Aren’t Spanish”

    “Spanish Is A Language - People Aren’t Spanish”

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    Human Breast Milk Is 100% Vegan

    Human Breast Milk Is 100% Vegan

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    But if these are “the misfortunes of our lives about which we should be forgiving,” Krakauer sees stupidity as something more specific. He says: “Stupidity begins where error is elaborated, defended, refined, institutionalized, and made the foundation for further action.”

    In other words, the problem isn’t necessarily getting something wrong in the first place; it’s what happens when we take that mistake and choose to build on it—doubling down or finding ways to justify it—instead of correcting course. In the process, we just make things even worse.

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    Too Many People Don’t Know That South Asia Is, In Fact, A Part Of Asia

    Too Many People Don’t Know That South Asia Is, In Fact, A Part Of Asia

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    He Listens To His Car Stereo Way Too Loud

    He Listens To His Car Stereo Way Too Loud

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    #15

    Yes.. Very Smart Indeed, Definetly

    Yes.. Very Smart Indeed, Definetly

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    So perhaps one thing that separates a recoverable mistake from monumental stupidity is as simple as a serving of humble pie. In fact, David Robson suggests as much in his “guide to not being stupid,” written for the BBC. He, too, explains that “Even the smartest people can be fools.” One way to become “a little less stupid,” he suggests, is to practice intellectual humility: questioning the limits of what we know, examining the assumptions behind our decisions, seeking out information that might challenge our thinking, and considering whether there are other ways of looking at the situation.

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    Entitled Parents

    Entitled Parents

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    Guy Riding Down The Road Holding A Dresser On Top Of A Car On A 50 Mph Road

    Guy Riding Down The Road Holding A Dresser On Top Of A Car On A 50 Mph Road

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    Hmmm

    Hmmm

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    And perhaps part of that humility is also being able to laugh at our mistakes. As Cezary Pietrasik, author of [intimate] Idioticus: Why We Are Stupid and What to Do About It, shared with Jennifer Gerlach, LCSW, “Humor is a great tool in unearthing stupidity and showing the ridiculousness of our positions.”

    And really, nowhere is that ridiculousness clearer than in this list.

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    If Ever You Think You're An Idiot, Think To This Guy

    If Ever You Think You're An Idiot, Think To This Guy

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    Friend On Fb Posted This Announcing Her Upcoming Gender Reveal Party

    Friend On Fb Posted This Announcing Her Upcoming Gender Reveal Party

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    #21

    Smart People

    Smart People

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    #22

    When You Don't Know How To Cook And Are To Embarrassed To Admit It

    When You Don't Know How To Cook And Are To Embarrassed To Admit It

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    Two Livers!

    Two Livers!

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    Really Digging In Her Heels On This One

    Really Digging In Her Heels On This One

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    #25

    A Diamond Dozen

    A Diamond Dozen

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    #26

    Bus Driver Found A Lost Debit Card And Put It Where People Can See It

    Bus Driver Found A Lost Debit Card And Put It Where People Can See It

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    #27

    I Love It When Stupid People Convince Themselves That They're Smart. Even Better, When They're Jerks About It

    I Love It When Stupid People Convince Themselves That They're Smart. Even Better, When They're Jerks About It

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    #28

    When You Make The Reference, Yet Don't Understand The Reference

    When You Make The Reference, Yet Don't Understand The Reference

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    #29

    "Goodbye Italy, Hello Rome"

    "Goodbye Italy, Hello Rome"

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    Apparently Some Americans Don't Know That The Northern And Southern Hemispheres Have Opposite Seasons

    Apparently Some Americans Don't Know That The Northern And Southern Hemispheres Have Opposite Seasons

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    I Don’t Even Understand How People With This Logic Get Through Their Day

    I Don’t Even Understand How People With This Logic Get Through Their Day

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    I Cannot For The Life Of Me Understand Why The Cans Are Sparking

    I Cannot For The Life Of Me Understand Why The Cans Are Sparking

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    Tried Everything, Even An Ax

    Tried Everything, Even An Ax

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    Millipedes Are Not Insects, Frogs Are Not Reptiles, Arthropods, Reptiles, Amphibians Are All Animals

    Millipedes Are Not Insects, Frogs Are Not Reptiles, Arthropods, Reptiles, Amphibians Are All Animals

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    Facebook Friends 'Homemade, Carnival Style, Deep Fried Oreos'

    Facebook Friends 'Homemade, Carnival Style, Deep Fried Oreos'

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    I Don't Know About You, But Eating Medium Rare Chicken Is Great

    I Don't Know About You, But Eating Medium Rare Chicken Is Great

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    #37

    Some Dumb Questions Found On Yahoo

    Some Dumb Questions Found On Yahoo

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    Very Confused On How People Still Don't Know How To Use A USB

    Very Confused On How People Still Don't Know How To Use A USB

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    Keeping Everything In Place

    Keeping Everything In Place

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    I Think This Person Forgot How Downloads Work

    I Think This Person Forgot How Downloads Work

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    #41

    People Don't Understand Constants

    People Don't Understand Constants

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    That's Not How Acronyms Work

    That's Not How Acronyms Work

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    Flawless Logic Right Here

    Flawless Logic Right Here

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    Thats Not How File Sharing Works Hun

    Thats Not How File Sharing Works Hun

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    The Employees Kept Wondering Why My Wife And I Were Laughing Throughout The Store Like Idiots. About 25 Of These “Alternative Math” Signs

    The Employees Kept Wondering Why My Wife And I Were Laughing Throughout The Store Like Idiots. About 25 Of These “Alternative Math” Signs

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    Women Are Such Prunes

    Women Are Such Prunes

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    Math Is Hard

    Math Is Hard

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    High

    High

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    Fiancé Wanted An Iced Latte…

    Fiancé Wanted An Iced Latte…

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    Here Is Something That's Not Political For A Change. I Took This Screenshot A Few Weeks Ago With The Intention Of Posting It Here But I Forgot About It

    Here Is Something That's Not Political For A Change. I Took This Screenshot A Few Weeks Ago With The Intention Of Posting It Here But I Forgot About It

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    Great Question

    Great Question

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    You Had One Job

    You Had One Job

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    *you're

    *you're

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    This 200 Us Dollar Textbook Is Just A Printout Of The Online Version Complete With Useless Hyperlinks And Video Thumbnails

    This 200 Us Dollar Textbook Is Just A Printout Of The Online Version Complete With Useless Hyperlinks And Video Thumbnails

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    To Understand What Bar Graphs Are For

    To Understand What Bar Graphs Are For

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    Accidentally 🏳️‍🌈 (It's Absolutely Not Intentional As It's A Faith Based Café)

    Accidentally 🏳️‍🌈 (It's Absolutely Not Intentional As It's A Faith Based Café)

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    So They Actually Do Their Research On Facebook

    So They Actually Do Their Research On Facebook

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    #61

    I Don't Think This Person Understands What A National Park Is

    I Don't Think This Person Understands What A National Park Is

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    I Told A Customer It Wouldn't Work, But She Insisted. When She Saw It, She Said Nothing And Left

    I Told A Customer It Wouldn't Work, But She Insisted. When She Saw It, She Said Nothing And Left

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    Impeccable Logic

    Impeccable Logic

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    My Brother's An Idiot

    My Brother's An Idiot

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    #65

    "Show Me A Game With Bigger Global Ratings Than The Superbowl"

    "Show Me A Game With Bigger Global Ratings Than The Superbowl"

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    Asked My Dad To Print A Form For Me

    Asked My Dad To Print A Form For Me

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    Fixing A Toilet Leak. I Took 2 Trips To Home Depot, Worked With A Hernia, Had A Pain In The Neck Time Putting The Wax Ring And Screws On...only To Install The Toilet And Forgetting About The Door. I'm An Idiot

    Fixing A Toilet Leak. I Took 2 Trips To Home Depot, Worked With A Hernia, Had A Pain In The Neck Time Putting The Wax Ring And Screws On...only To Install The Toilet And Forgetting About The Door. I'm An Idiot

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    I'm An Idiot

    I'm An Idiot

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    #69

    Sometimes, Stupidity Is An Art Form

    Sometimes, Stupidity Is An Art Form

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    Tupac

    Tupac

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    I'm An Idiot

    I'm An Idiot

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    After Telling My Wife About The Penny Trick To Tell How Much Tread Is Left, I Asked Her To Send Me A Picture Of It, And She Sent Me This…

    After Telling My Wife About The Penny Trick To Tell How Much Tread Is Left, I Asked Her To Send Me A Picture Of It, And She Sent Me This…

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    New Guy At Work

    New Guy At Work

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    It's A Ferret, If You're Confused

    It's A Ferret, If You're Confused

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    What An Idiot

    What An Idiot

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    Going For The Full London Experience

    Going For The Full London Experience

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    "If It's Stupid And It Works, It's Not Stupid"

    "If It's Stupid And It Works, It's Not Stupid"

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    Saw This Van With Upside Down Vinyl

    Saw This Van With Upside Down Vinyl

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    I Was Confused Until I Realized It Was For Aroma And Not Wiping

    I Was Confused Until I Realized It Was For Aroma And Not Wiping

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