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99 Funny Posts Where American Logic Met The Rest Of The World, And The Results Are Hard To Believe
Oh, America. The land of the free, the brave, and, well… the audacious. As much as we love our American friends across the pond, we’ve all seen examples of their oddly limited knowledge of the world beyond their own borders.
From thinking the whole world uses freedom units to believing that the only city in the world is New York, the internet has shown us some truly baffling things Americans have said over the years. We have to wonder: What is happening in America? But before we can reach a conclusion, more examples keep popping up. So today, we’re bringing you some of the funniest things Americans have said online that are actually really concerning.
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#1
On NYC:
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#2
On Grammar:
Chich the witch 2 weeks ago (edited)
Just watched a item about undocumented americans being deported by Mexico. Apparently if you treat people the same way they treat everyone else it really pisses them off.
#3
On Hemispheres:
Marlene Ricker 2 weeks ago
ningirl42 gave such a good answer I wanted to stand up and applaud!! Big_b-wolf is a total idiot and he was totally put in his place!
#5
On Electricity:
#6
On Geography:
Elladine DesIsles 2 weeks ago
Depending on the subject matter, yes, significant aspects of a well-rounded education now are. Although they don't, to my knowledge, relate specifically to Antarctica.
#7
On Space:
Geoffrey Scott 2 weeks ago
Not sure if you know, but the 2 end stars that make up the 'face' of the bucket, lined up, point to Polaris.
#8
On Touring:
Cuppa tea? 2 weeks ago
If they paid already, just tell them that concluded our tour, enjoy the rest of your holiday and now bugger off.
#9
On Clocks:
#10
On Kings:
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 weeks ago
TBF, I also would wonder how Austria, or any other European country, would handle the wild kangaroos. I mean, not many of the people there would have had any experience with wild kangaroos.
#11
On Celsius:
#12
On Portuguese:
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On Money:
#16
On Cars:
Crystalwitch60 2 weeks ago
1885 actually The Inventor: German engineer Karl Benz built the Benz Patent-Motorwagen in 1885 and received a patent for it on January 29, 1886.
#17
On Denver:
#18
On Free Speech:
#19
So China Is Created By The US
Chich the witch 2 weeks ago
Saw an interview witha Chinese official when trumpet started his tariff nonsense. His response was that China didn't care, it had been around for 5000 years and would be around long after the US was a faded memory.
#20
On Rome:
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 weeks ago
I would like to formally apologize to the rest of the world.
#21
On French Words:
General Anaesthesia 2 weeks ago
Also "Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?" - President George "They misunderestimated me" W. Bush.
#22
On Christmas:
Crystalwitch60 2 weeks ago (edited)
Like many many centuries before USA did , they just did what they always do and copied it from us ! Halloween they copied oh and ruined from pagans n Wiccans etc the only one that is theirs is July 4th !
#23
On Ancient Buildings:
#24
On The Autobahn:
#25
On Knives:
Kristiina Männiste 2 weeks ago
The Finns entering the chat with their emotional support puukko
#26
On The Country Of Georgia:
#27
On Cutlery:
#28
On European Healthcare:
#29
On The Vatican:
#30
On The New Pope:
#31
On Accents:
#32
"Peanuts Do Not Grow In Europe, So Europeans Eat Nutella Instead"
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 weeks ago
I'm off to peanutless Europe for my Nutella holiday.
#33
On Telling Time:
#34
On Recipes:
Nicole Weymann 2 weeks ago
Granny obviously was exiled from Italy for culinary crimes. Be gracious and let her keep her secrets. Better for everyone involved.
#36
On Music:
BarkingSquirell 2 weeks ago
Someone needs to break it to this guy that Mexico is also part of North America.
#37
On Italy:
Kristiina Männiste 2 weeks ago
Venice in particular is famous for its arid climate and daily sandstorms.
#38
''Usa Could Solo The Whole Earth''
Lee Thompson 2 weeks ago (edited)
The last time you solo'd a war, you abandoned it & then your soldiers!
#39
On Europe:
#42
On 10 Dollar Bills:
#43
On Colors:
#44
On The Metric System:
#45
On Hospital Bills:
#46
On The Law:
#47
On Neanderthals:
Michael Largey 2 weeks ago
When someone questions the existence of Neanderthals, hand them a mirror.
#48
On Coffee:
#49
On Nascar:
#50
On Europeans:
#52
On Greenland:
Nicole Weymann 2 weeks ago
If "claimed by" resembles a legitimate change of allegiance/ownership I hereby claim the USA. My first act as ruler is to throw out public menaces, i.e. exile Trump, Musk and Zuckerberg.
#53
On The Size Of Europe, Again:
#54
On Names:
#56
On Fridges:
Nicole Weymann 2 weeks ago
"My husband is from England": maybe ask him how he adapted to the luxury of refrigerators after coming to the states in the (judging from context) 1930s. /S
#59
On The Invention Of English:
#60
On Farhenheit:
#62
On Futuristic Technology:
#63
On The Letter X:
Nicole Weymann 2 weeks ago (edited)
People from Mexico and Luxemburg are scratching their heads right now, wondering which one OP doesn't consider a country.
#64
On Kilograms:
#65
On The World's Population:
#66
On European Cities:
#67
On Sports:
#68
On Nates:
#69
On Allergies:
Nicole Weymann 2 weeks ago
"Unfortunately allergies are a US only thing": we wish! Signed: allergic people from all over the world.
#70
On Twins:
DeoManus Argentem 2 weeks ago
I have a twin sister and you have no idea how many otherwise intelligent people ask if we're identical... I'm very obviously a man.
#71
On The Sun:
#72
On France:
#73
On The Pledge Of Allegiance:
#74
On Canada:
#75
On Naming A Country:
#78
On Subtitles:
DeoManus Argentem 2 weeks ago
Tbh, I really dislike it when I search forever to find an interesting show/movie only to find it's subtitled or dubbed and that wasn't included in the description. It really takes away from the immersion. And some of my favorite movies are French, but I knew that going in. I'd be kinda put-off if I actually paid for access without knowing (I only watch TV as I'm winding down before bed and reading is too stimulating).
#79
On Currency:
#82
On AI:
#83
On Ovens:
#86
On The Letter "A":
#87
On The New Pope's First Speech:
#88
On The Plague:
#89
On The Statue Of Liberty:
BarkingSquirell 2 weeks ago
She is tilting because her jaw has dropped in response to these posts.
#90
On Clocks:
#91
On China:
#92
On The Cutest Animals:
#94
On Apologies:
#96
On Measurements:
#97
On Furniture:
#98
On That Classic Saying:
#99
On Fabric Types:
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The_Nicest_Misanthrope 2 weeks ago (edited)
Yeah, even I as a UK person am getting sick of these now. Not because these morons don't deserve to be shamed for their stupidity, but because this depressing load of dumbàsses will inherit the Earth, and seeing our R word future as a species just makes me want to kìll myself. 🫠
Auntriarch 2 weeks ago (edited)
Yes. I'm torn between thinking some of them must be a wind up, or that pigeon certainly gets around
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Bald Eagle 2 weeks ago
i just found out that a cousin i'd long lost touch with, but who i had been close to as when young died...he wasnt even 55. I found out he died a d**g a****t who had wrecked his health to such an extent that his legs had been amputated; after a recent surgery to go above the knee he insisted on going home where he died after securing his last fix, his girlfriend was in a fetal position next to him and is currently still comatose. He was the most gentle, sweet, empathetic boy when we were growing up...as kids we'd go catch earthworms when it rained, saw my 1st bad p**n scene by accident with him when we were trying to find a movie to watch at some weird uncles house one night,bi laughed so hard i puked and when i first wanted to shave my legs (12/13) but i was afraid, he (15 at the time) took the razor and shaved one of his own legs first to show me it would be ok...you made our shared nightmare of a childhood less scary and i wish i wouldve told you that when you were alive 🖤🖤🖤
Bald Eagle 2 weeks ago
had to put this somewhere because the horror of it is eating me up
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The_Nicest_Misanthrope 2 weeks ago (edited)
Yeah, even I as a UK person am getting sick of these now. Not because these morons don't deserve to be shamed for their stupidity, but because this depressing load of dumbàsses will inherit the Earth, and seeing our R word future as a species just makes me want to kìll myself. 🫠
Auntriarch 2 weeks ago (edited)
Yes. I'm torn between thinking some of them must be a wind up, or that pigeon certainly gets around
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i just found out that a cousin i'd long lost touch with, but who i had been close to as when young died...he wasnt even 55. I found out he died a d**g a****t who had wrecked his health to such an extent that his legs had been amputated; after a recent surgery to go above the knee he insisted on going home where he died after securing his last fix, his girlfriend was in a fetal position next to him and is currently still comatose. He was the most gentle, sweet, empathetic boy when we were growing up...as kids we'd go catch earthworms when it rained, saw my 1st bad p**n scene by accident with him when we were trying to find a movie to watch at some weird uncles house one night,bi laughed so hard i puked and when i first wanted to shave my legs (12/13) but i was afraid, he (15 at the time) took the razor and shaved one of his own legs first to show me it would be ok...you made our shared nightmare of a childhood less scary and i wish i wouldve told you that when you were alive 🖤🖤🖤
Bald Eagle 2 weeks ago
had to put this somewhere because the horror of it is eating me up
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