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I sometimes honor the food that I eat by painting their portraits. Should I not honor a select few by making them my friends?

Perhaps driven to madness by a long day of painting (maybe it was turpentine fumes) I randomly put eyes on a painting of a potato (I realize putting eyes on a potato may sound redundant).

She had such an understanding look! I grabbed a tomato painting, and googly eyes from a drawer and Tom was born. Then Nip the turnip. More eyes, more paintings, in a short time I had a room full of “Still-Buddies”.

Never did I hear a discouraging word from them, and unlike some people I’ve known, they are not critical. They never ask if am I going to get a haircut or a “real” job.

I have many buddies now, and if you wish you may adopt one by going to my website. You can have the opportunity to collect one, two, three or more companions of your own. They will thank you for it!

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Eyeleen

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glorytherainwing
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6 years ago

...thats not what they mean by eyes...

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    Lucy

    Lucy

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    glorytherainwing
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    hehehehe look at that snoot

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    Gwen

    Gwen

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    glorytherainwing
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    6 years ago

    looks concerned about u

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    Doubting Thomas

    Doubting Thomas

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    glorytherainwing
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    6 years ago

    thats a large space between his eyes

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    #5

    Nip

    Nip

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    glorytherainwing
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    6 years ago

    that onion's got some chonk going on in there

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    Edgar

    Edgar

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    NSFW (no soup for waluigi)
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    6 years ago

    id name him steve

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    Kate

    Kate

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    Russell

    Russell

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    glorytherainwing
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    6 years ago

    eyyy russell is my last name!!!

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    Penelope

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    Harry

    Harry

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    glorytherainwing
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    6 years ago

    your an eggplant, harry

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    Redacted

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    glorytherainwing
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    is he a relative to the wide eyed tomato?

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    Bill

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    🐼NaeNae🐼
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    6 years ago

    Aww...

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    Ralph

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    Phillip

    Phillip

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    🐼NaeNae🐼
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    That highlight looks like a nose!