I sometimes honor the food that I eat by painting their portraits. Should I not honor a select few by making them my friends?

Perhaps driven to madness by a long day of painting (maybe it was turpentine fumes) I randomly put eyes on a painting of a potato (I realize putting eyes on a potato may sound redundant).

She had such an understanding look! I grabbed a tomato painting, and googly eyes from a drawer and Tom was born. Then Nip the turnip. More eyes, more paintings, in a short time I had a room full of “Still-Buddies”.

Never did I hear a discouraging word from them, and unlike some people I’ve known, they are not critical. They never ask if am I going to get a haircut or a “real” job.

I have many buddies now, and if you wish you may adopt one by going to my website. You can have the opportunity to collect one, two, three or more companions of your own. They will thank you for it!

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Eyeleen

Eyeleen

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glorytherainwing
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2 months ago

...thats not what they mean by eyes...

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Lucy

Lucy

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glorytherainwing
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2 months ago

hehehehe look at that snoot

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Gwen

Gwen

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glorytherainwing
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2 months ago

looks concerned about u

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Doubting Thomas

Doubting Thomas

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glorytherainwing
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2 months ago

thats a large space between his eyes

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Nip

Nip

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glorytherainwing
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2 months ago

that onion's got some chonk going on in there

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Edgar

Edgar

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NSFW (no soup for waluigi)
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2 months ago

id name him steve

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Kate

Kate

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Russell

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glorytherainwing
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2 months ago

eyyy russell is my last name!!!

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Penelope

Penelope

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Harry

Harry

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glorytherainwing
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2 months ago

your an eggplant, harry

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glorytherainwing
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2 months ago

is he a relative to the wide eyed tomato?

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Bill

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🐼NaeNae🐼
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2 months ago

Aww...

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Ralph

Ralph

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Phillip

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🐼NaeNae🐼
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2 months ago

That highlight looks like a nose!