Hilarious Guide To Dog Breeds That Will Help You Choose Your Next Dog

I always feel sorry for huskies who are adopted by lazy people. They should get a lazy dog or a goldfish.

The darker the color, the more brain cells

owner makes them bad dog!

Nonono german Shepards are just floofy boofs, and squishy boopers

Just like the owners.

big babies :-). i had a chihuahua once and met a great dane. my chihuahua scared him to death!

This full of dignity facial expression - just love it.

Hmz.. they shouldn't be picked up and carried around. That's what purses are for.

love this big gentle giant ball of mucles hair and love

Poogs from the other article 🤣🤣

I think they would love the type of country music that is about relationships. I think Holly Williams' "Waiting on June" would be their favorite song.

Poodles are smarter than many humans.

The border collie needs to have work to do or it will be neurotic. If you don't have time to spend training your dog, get something less intelligent. Sometimes a border collie will herd your kids to keep them from getting separated from you.

They are stressed because of all they have to carry in their folds of infinity

Tsundere lol that actually sums it up pretty well. Mine sometimes wants to be pet hard and long, but mostly she'll lay down somewhere close and love you from a distance - just don't touch her or she'll leave.

I once reached down to pet a mini dachshund, forgetting that they are longer than they are tall. Just as I reached, he stood up on his hind legs and swiped his tongue over my lips. I cannot begin to describe the odor-taste that filled my mouth. I ran to the bathroom, screaming like Lucy: Ugh! Dog germs!

"BorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBork"

According to these descriptions, most of these breeds should not be house pets.

You're thinking about akitas. Shibas (mostly) like petting. Akitas are like "no way, dude" as they slip just out of your reach. Not fan of strangers.

That's it? Just "enchanted cloud"? Lol

I've come to know boxers as social dogs that love to play and hug...

Endless barker, always cold, always hungry, lives in its own world.

So a couple goes to a zoo. The only animal there is a dog. It was a shih tzu (shit zoo)

Ahhh, too bad they didn't include the royal Beagle in this series. I guess a hound dog is the closest to the beagle. I have a beagle and he's the best dog I've ever had. Don't ever want any other breed, EVER! He's sweet, funny, mischievous, good with other dogs, cats, and kids, and eats anything. Also, can sing (croon, bay, howl), like Frank Sinatra. No, better than Frank! Best. Dog. Breed. EVER!