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You can pretty much sum up the evolution of food in the following order: human finds wild game and vegetation, human starts cultivating and farming them, human starts experimenting with flavors and substances to find new foods, human exhausts all possible options and starts doing whatever Disney amusement venues did… here…
Yep, Disney has some interesting bits of food to showcase and this TikToker elaborates quite cheekily on why Disney amusement park food should probably be avoided at all costs (mostly because sometimes the cost is through the roof, but I digress).
More Info: TikTok Pt. 1 | TikTok Pt. 2 | TikTok Pt. 3
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#1
Glow Dog. H2O Glow Nights
A blue hot dog with a blue cheese sauce. She's getting cancer right there. We were watching it live.
Omima mimi miki 2 years ago
that looks like barf manifested into a hotdog reincarnated as blue runny s**t -
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#2
Carne Asada $54
This carne asada is $54. It better come with citizenship.
Martin König 2 years ago
How insensitive! Not everyone has the possibility or time to eat in brothels.
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Daffydillz~ 2 years ago
Exactly, or maybe a little like the leather that's being cured for the sole of a boot.
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TheGoodBoi 2 years ago
Oo kind of looks like the beef patties they used to give us at lunch when I was in school, only they were round
#3
All Of Glow Nights. Typhoon Lagoon
And then this thing looks like a snake. It just looks poisonous. Those colors in nature say “No, please stay away.”
The Herrera Show (@herrerashow) is a variety TikTok channel that mostly revolves around comedic reviews of a lot of things. The highlight of this channel is the flamboyantly cheeky reviews of various foods that folks can get in Disney amusement parks.
Now, to be fair, if you want proper food, going to anything other than a restaurant is already flawed decision-making. IKEA was once criticized for the whole horse meat scandal. But they are a furniture store—they do furniture, not food, mind the difference.
But, in the case of Disney, it seems to knock it up a notch and delivers food that raises so many questions and provides very little answers. Some of it is extremely overpriced, some of it is very disappointing to look at and then there’s the very, very plain ol’ ugly kind. This is where @herrerashow jumps in with their commentary.
#4
Daisy's Dressed Up Dog. Café Daisy $14.49
So first we start off with this f*****g hot dog that got hammered and then covered in chips. Charged her 15 bucks for it.
Caro Caro 2 years ago
I don't know why someone would eat this but what really bothers me is the fact that this is actually allowed to be sold !!! And the price is ridiculous.
ninjaTrashPandaBoom 2 years ago
Price is ridiculous, but every food/drink item in Disneyland is overpriced
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The Other Guest 2 years ago
While this particular one looks unappealing, not only are chips on a hot dog delicious, they give it a nice crunch, too. This one, though, looks overcooked & dried out.
astro exe 2 years ago
Fun fact- duck d*cks are shaped like corkscrews and are VERY long. If i have to suffer with that knowledge, so do you all.
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Roan The Demon Kitty 2 years ago
There's a place in my hometown that does a hotdog topped with batata palha (aka, super crispy shoestring fries) , and it is so damn good tbh
ninjaTrashPandaBoom 2 years ago
Now that sounds good, plus they probably don't charge $15 for it
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Stewart Lowrie 2 years ago
Even if I was starving with no way to feed myself, I'd politely decline this thing.
#5
Chocolate Cake Doughnut Holes. Energy Bytes $5.79
Oh, those donuts. They look like dog poop. I'm sorry. I know that's a cheap shot, but they look like dog poop at the park.
Mike Fitzpatrick 2 years ago
You're gonna need that energy while you're running to the can after eating this stuff.
#6
Chips And Guac
That guacamole is $14. And it's this size. And you know what the sad part is, I don't know if that chip came as a garnish. Or if somebody just broke a chip and stuck it in there.
“Don’t ask me why, but I love watching Disney adults get disappointed by the food at the theme parks. Maybe it feels like it’s a proper punishment for being a Disney adult,” the TikToker kicks off their now-most-successful Disney food fails video.
The video features everything from weirdly colored snacks to overpriced (significantly) dishes to meals whose presentation seems like it was never really discussed in any part of the theme park idea… chain… process… thing.
The hot-dog bun is reminiscent of a gas puddle reflecting the sun, the chocolate cake doughnut holes look more like meat (or meat-based life form byproducts), and then there’s the scoop of guacamole with a single chip in it for $14, which some are skeptical about, but it’s $14 dollars.
#7
Spicy Chile-Cheese Churro. Wille's Churros $6.49
Oh God. A spicy chili cheese churro for $7. What could possibly go wrong? This thing looks radioactive. *Cackles in gay* They're distraught.
Huddo's sister 2 years ago
I've not heard of a savoury churro before, is it common or just a Disney thing?
#8
Truffle Mac+cheese. Citricos
#9
Tacos
Actually all the Disney tacos I've seen look pretty f*****g terrible. And either the tortillas have not been warmed up. Or they've been left out in the car windshield for a couple of days and they're charging you $30 for these.
Lex <3 (they/them) 2 years ago
Looks like what happens after u eat Taco Bell if yk what I mean-
MJisME 2 years ago
I try not to eat tacos unless it's from an authentic Mexican food place or from my own mom's, tia's/aunts, or any family kitchen. Yes, I'm obviously Hispanic, latino, LatinX, chicana, aka whatever else they call us Mexican Americans. Btw-My mom would have a heart attack if I told her I paid $30 for a tacos 🌮 let alone from Disneyland/world etc.
#10
Cuban Hot Dog. The Lunching Pad $12.29
$12 Cuban dog? Ew, look at the colors on that. Oh, the sadness in there. *Uncontrollabble homo giggles*
Google search will tell you that much of it is very nice, so staying skeptical with this content is the sensible thing to do. Remember, this is comedy, and should be treated as such.
So, disclaimers aside, there is something to be said about the pricing and weird aesthetics. First off, the tl;dr explanation to pricing is simple: it’s business. Lance Cothern of Money Manifesto explains that, ultimately, if you pay for it, then it works and they can get away with it. And why you pay that much is up to circumstance: you’re likely going to be unprepared with your own food, if it’s allowed in the first place, so the only option you’re left with is the food the theme park offers. And you will succumb to that price—you gotta eat, right?
Besides that, keep in mind that Walt Disney World Resort is the largest theme park brand in the world. The brand itself carries weight when it comes to finances, allowing them to put whatever price tag for the unique experience they provide.
But where is the line drawn?
#11
Signature Gumbo $7
Some of the food here–unseasoned. The f*****g gray gumbo. LOL at the lack of spices or hot sauce. It looks like clam chowder, and everybody gets excited about it?
D Battle II 2 years ago
It's signature gumbo because you probably have to sign a release before eating something that sketchy.
Dana Trahan 2 years ago
I’m from south Louisiana and that doesn’t look anywhere near gumbo and yes unseasoned. It’s a travesty
#12
Pickle Corn Dog
#13
Chocolate Fiesta Pyramid $34
This thing is $34 and it looks like it's basically pudding. My abuelita’s Jello pudding. And then you kind of have to beat the s**t out of it. You can let out your anger for spending that much money at Disneyland that day.
TheGoodBoi 2 years ago
Is the pyramid chocolate? Or are they talking about what looks like 4 scoops of caramel icecream
Daffydillz~ 2 years ago
I know you're right! Dollywood is fantastic! The roller-coasters kick a$$ and the food is great! I've been going there since it was Silver Dollar City and it was even wonderful back then. We were season ticket holders for years and it was always worth it. My kids have grown up there and love it too. Now, we live about 20 minutes from Kentucky Kingdom, have been going there since 2003 and I still love Dollywood more. It just seems like home. The Blazing Fury has been part of my life since I was a young girl.
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Katrina M. Alecson 2 years ago
Looks cool, I mean not $34 cook but I would look if someone near me bought it
Huddo's sister 2 years ago (edited)
$34 for a dessert and people buy it? I don't even spend that on a main! And what is a jello pudding? Is it whatever the mess is under the pyramid? EDIT: I looked it up and it's just an instant pudding, the kind you buy in packets and I refuse to eat! So you get a chocolate pyramid on top of a packet pudding, with scoops of ice cream? You're just paying for the coloured dye on the chocolate really.
#14
Hades Hot Dog. The Friar's Nook $9.99
This wouldn't [end] me because it had purple mustard, but apparently the problem was that it was too spicy.
#15
Man & Cheese In A Bread Bowl. Refreshment Corner $11.99
This $12 bread bowl with mac and cheese. Look at the cheese pull on that.
Icedragocat 2 years ago
This one looks the most appetizing to me :) I love cheese and would be more annoyed if there was only a tiny bit
Jerusalem Cat Syndrome 2 years ago
Macaroni inside of bread is just a little too much carb for me.
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Duckie Measles 2 years ago
Cheese needs to be melted a little more, but other than that it looks good.
Huddo's sister 2 years ago
Serious question, how do you eat it? Surely it would become a sloppy mess? Sincerely, someone who has only ever seen one on tv lol.
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As for the food, all the weird foods available at Disney are more or less the product of their intellectual properties and the sheer power of human imagination. The Disney Food Blog lists bizarre food options available, hinting at how it differs from franchise to franchise.
The weird food comes from its respective universes because, of course, folks in the Star Wars universe won’t have mutton readily available for consumption on, say, Tatooine. Probably. Don’t quote me on it. Hence, the themed restaurants will offer something that is more appropriate for their immediate surroundings. It’s called immersion, and the weird colors and flavors make it happen.
As for things like poop, confectionery treats that look like tiny bunny turds straight out of Wonderland. Why? Consider this: I remember, during Children’s Lit in college, we read an article about a children’s book author who visited friends for dinner. Their two kids were there to help serve the table and to make sure the guest was comfy. Seeing that the kids were borderline bored with all of this, when asked if they could get the guest some water, he instead said “Can you take this cup and spit in it all the way up to the brim?” The parents were shocked, sure, but this was an amazing way to engage with kids: make it wildly fun. Same with poop. Kids can take simplicity any day of the week for some fun. And Disney is there for the kids, first and foremost.
#16
Mac + Cheese. Quick Service Locations
Oh no, that look on her face. This very seasoned mac and cheese.
Pip W 2 years ago
I thought Disneyland was supposed to be the happiest place on earth? Why do they hate hungry people so much?
OnlyMe 2 years ago
Disneyland is depressing. Fake. Plastic. Consumerist. Ugly.
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Roan The Demon Kitty 2 years ago
the mac and cheese in the bread bowl at least looked nice, this just looks like some kinda school lunch c**p
Huddo's sister 2 years ago
I mean, it's mac and cheese...pretty basic and cheap in the first place. I think for this one you got what you paid for, especially if it came from somewhere called 'quick service'.
#17
Hurricane Cocktail
Everybody complains that the Hurricane cocktail is really weak. And the whole point of coming as a tourist to New Orleans is that you get s**tfaced off cheap Hurricanes.
TheGoodBoi 2 years ago
Never buy mixed drinks at an amusement park. They don't want you to get s**t faced. Unless it's the Dallas World Aquarium, that bartender had a heavyyyyy hand, well worth the $12. You're supposed to show up already s**t faced :)
So, what are your thoughts on all of this? Ever ate a gas hotdog at Disney World and not regretted it? Let us know in the comment section below!
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LokisLilButterknife 2 years ago (edited)
I feel like so much of this food is supposed to be “Instagramable”, which I’ll never understand. It really is coming down to aesthetics overly the actual quality and taste of the food. And yes, I don’t understand why this person is complaining about costs. You're freaking buying it just to complain about it. (Sorry, I just found their comments beyond annoying after a while.) You’re at bloody Disney! It costs an arm and a leg for a bottle of water!
supertall 2 years ago
The food at Disneyland Tokyo is really good. Even comes with a veggie side, usually.
Roan The Demon Kitty 2 years ago
same with Disneyland Paris, I remember the food there being fantastic!
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Cyndi Hafele 2 years ago
Disney exists to take your money and convince you to happy about it. It's Italy!, this pasty pasta with ketchup and mushrooms is soooooo authentic!
PotatoNinja5000 2 years ago
Worst for me was finding a massive chunk of wood, not once but twice, in my corndog. It wasn't the stick, but that was the day I found out they used sawdust as filler. Thought it was a fluke so got it the next year. Nope, more wood. Never again.
OmBoyGanesh 2 years ago (edited)
I’m not a friend of The Mouse, but my grandfather’s company was & he, himself, was involved with the Anaheim park. He even has his name painted on a window in ToonTown. This means I’ve had more experience throughout my life with the resort than I’d like. Here’s my pro tip if Disneyland is remotely affordable: stay at one of the three park hotels. The saving in time and discounts can make up a lot. Book the concierge level (this goes for many travel situations) at one of these places or at a the larger properties. Convention Center Hyatt/Hilton/Marriott in particular. Use the concierge club for breakfast, lunch & hors d’ouvres, paying only for one light meal a day, if even that. The avg. cost of food four four per day in the park is ~$200. $150 if you leave to eat. The concierge is ~$50 per room. If you eat the free light meals only, you’re easily saving $150 a day.
Darth Kittius 2 years ago
If anyone wants a good food recommendation for Disney, Animal Kingdom has pulled pork Mac and cheese with coleslaw, onion rings, and BBQ sauce. It's a bit pricey but it's definitely big enough to share, and it's delicious. My arteries are clogging just thinking about it
LokisLilButterknife 2 years ago (edited)
I feel like so much of this food is supposed to be “Instagramable”, which I’ll never understand. It really is coming down to aesthetics overly the actual quality and taste of the food. And yes, I don’t understand why this person is complaining about costs. You're freaking buying it just to complain about it. (Sorry, I just found their comments beyond annoying after a while.) You’re at bloody Disney! It costs an arm and a leg for a bottle of water!
supertall 2 years ago
The food at Disneyland Tokyo is really good. Even comes with a veggie side, usually.
Roan The Demon Kitty 2 years ago
same with Disneyland Paris, I remember the food there being fantastic!
Load More Replies... Cyndi Hafele 2 years ago
Disney exists to take your money and convince you to happy about it. It's Italy!, this pasty pasta with ketchup and mushrooms is soooooo authentic!
PotatoNinja5000 2 years ago
Worst for me was finding a massive chunk of wood, not once but twice, in my corndog. It wasn't the stick, but that was the day I found out they used sawdust as filler. Thought it was a fluke so got it the next year. Nope, more wood. Never again.
OmBoyGanesh 2 years ago (edited)
I’m not a friend of The Mouse, but my grandfather’s company was & he, himself, was involved with the Anaheim park. He even has his name painted on a window in ToonTown. This means I’ve had more experience throughout my life with the resort than I’d like. Here’s my pro tip if Disneyland is remotely affordable: stay at one of the three park hotels. The saving in time and discounts can make up a lot. Book the concierge level (this goes for many travel situations) at one of these places or at a the larger properties. Convention Center Hyatt/Hilton/Marriott in particular. Use the concierge club for breakfast, lunch & hors d’ouvres, paying only for one light meal a day, if even that. The avg. cost of food four four per day in the park is ~$200. $150 if you leave to eat. The concierge is ~$50 per room. If you eat the free light meals only, you’re easily saving $150 a day.
Darth Kittius 2 years ago
If anyone wants a good food recommendation for Disney, Animal Kingdom has pulled pork Mac and cheese with coleslaw, onion rings, and BBQ sauce. It's a bit pricey but it's definitely big enough to share, and it's delicious. My arteries are clogging just thinking about it
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