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Even though four in five people consider themselves knowledgeable about the human body, a 2020 study revealed only one in ten know that O-negative is the universal blood type. Furthermore, thirty-five percent don't know their own blood group. A third also didn't know the human body has two kidneys — with one in five thinking we have three or more.

We need to educate ourselves. Luckily, when Reddit user MarbleMimic asked others on the platform to share "disgusting" pieces of advice they were skeptical of at first but that ended up being actually helpful, folks stepped up and revealed a lot of interesting details about bodily functions.

Image credits: MarbleMimic

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"What Disgusting Advice Ended Up Being Actually Helpful?" (25 Answers) If you see someone have a motorcycle accident and you are the first responder, do not remove their helmet. plenty have had their neck injuries exacerbated by untrained people yanking on the helmet to pull it off. let the paramedics arrive and let them handle it. unless you are trained in first aid you are more likely to hurt them.

StinkyKittyBreath:
In general, don't move somebody who is on the ground. Moving somebody who has unknown injuries could result in paralysis and worse. It's one of the things they pound into your head during first aid training.

deys_malty , Matheus Bertelli / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

Ace
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

General rule, yes, but if the victim is not breathing you need to clear their airway and/or start CPR, so in such a case you'd have to remove the helmet. Carefully, of course, but it's not good preserving someone's spinal cord if they've suffocated on their own vomit :-(

brittany
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my daughter got hit by a car when she was 4 and even in my panicked state i remembered not to move her until the paramedics got there. worst moments of my life on the phone with 911 and wanting to just hold her and make sure she was okay and knowing i could make it worse if i did. (she came to on her own and walked away with nothing more than a few cuts and bruises. just turned 7 and barely remembers it happening)

LakotaWolf (she/her)
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So happy to hear your daughter was okay! :D

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Charles McChristy
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to live of an overpass by the interstate. One day, two cars were racing, and one of them crashed off of the overpass, rolled down a hill, and landed on the roof. My idiot neighbors went out there and flipped the car over with the person still inside. They were high fiving each other like they were heroes. The person in the car died, and I can't be certain but I'm sure what they did played a part. The shocking was they were not reprimanded in the least. I thought at least the first responders would have said "WTF did you just do!?!?!" but nope. They were all slapping each other on the back SMH

James Doe
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1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How can this be Nr. 1 when it is plain wrong and against any current publication on the matter?"If a motorcyclist is unconscious, it is necessary to remove the helmet, as only then can they be positioned properly (if breathing is present: stable lateral position)." www.drk.de/hilfe-in-deutschland/erste-hilfe/verkehrsunfall/helm-abnehmen/ https://www.paradisefirstaid.com.au/how-to-remove-motorbike-helmet/

James Doe
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1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just did my refresh course today (every 2 years). 100%, no doubt: unconscious = take helmet off. Breathing is always nr. 1 priority! (If there are injuries in 20% of cases helpers increase the damage. That's irrelevant though, because they ensure survival in the first place - especially if there are injuries - because they increase the risk of "internal vomiting". Stable side position is a mustand not properly possible with helmet: hyperExtended neck + mouth is lowest point to allow vomit to pass)

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Antonia
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In general don't move somebody, unless he/she is not in a safe place. Fire/water/busy road...and such

WonderWoman
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How is this disgusting advice? It's solid advice, did someone tell them to remove the helmet?

JB
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please, ignore James Doe. The advice remains, ONLY remove a crash victim’s helmet IF you are as sure as you can be they aren’t breathing or that and have no pulse.

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Heather Atwood
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also if they are on a train track, it's ok to move them. Or a flood. Or a tornado.

Wingsofwrath
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Agreed. Saw a gruesome motorcycle accident in the Peak to Peak Hwy in Colorado in 2004. Guy went into a curve too fast, wobbled, overcorrected and was sent skidding from the saddle on his back, leaving a bloody trail on the asphalt. Since we were first on the scene we called 911 and stayed with him until the medevac chopper got there, but didn't try to move him or take his helmet off. I don't know if he made it, because even though we gave our statement to the police they never followed up with an update.

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Of course, if people gave up on dangerous activities like motorcycle riding, we wouldnt have to worry about this at all.

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    #2

    "What Disgusting Advice Ended Up Being Actually Helpful?" (25 Answers) Use your own spit to get blood stains fully out. The enzymes from your own saliva will break down your own blood.

    aurora_rosealis:
    It works! My husband thought I was nuts for telling him to spit on a bloodstain on his shirt. He skeptically tried it and was like, 'Holy sh*t, that worked!' I was dying laughing at his reaction to me saying, 'Spit on it. Yes. Just spit on it! Try it!' Even more hilarious, I had no idea if it would actually work; I’d only read about it. But it did work, and really well. It just sounded wild!

    raginghearton , Karolina Grabowska / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

    jo_shortland
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I soak blood stains in cold salty water and wash on cool, comes out a treat

    Matthews
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depending on the fabric and the peroxide concentration, it might cause some discoloration.

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    Maisey Myles
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hydrogen peroxide is excellent at removing blood even when dried. I keep some in a spray bottle by the washer.

    veryvenasaur
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to think it was weird how good my mom was at getting bloodstains out of my clothes or my sisters clothes when we hurt ourselves or something but then I became a teenager and yeah I now know how my mom learned the tricks (yes I'm female).

    JB
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe you have cats too? I found a mix of hydrogen peroxide with a small amount of dish detergent very useful in completely eliminating both fresh and dried blood stains from their gifts.

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    Lene
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just rub clear liquid handwash and water on the stain (it works on all stains I tried this far, except paint/pen marks), wrap it up and put it in a plastic bag for a few hours and wash as I normally would. Never had any problems with that and it doesn't require me buying anything I don't already have. :)

    Claudiola
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Peroxide will get blood out. Be sure to rinse thoroughly as the peroxide can have a mild bleaching effect.

    N.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oxyclean MaxForce got old blood stains off my expensive sheets

    Laura Williams
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Diluted hydrogen peroxide also works. Wish I knew when I was younger.

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    We managed to get in touch with MarbleMimic and they agreed to tell us more about their now-viral post. "I like getting at the heart of what people are reluctant to talk about and the things that are upsetting yet true," the Redditor revealed its roots to Bored Panda.

    "I was initially thinking of 'uncomfortable yet true' advice, but I was as surprised as anyone that foolproof ways of getting out stains rose to the top."

    #3

    "What Disgusting Advice Ended Up Being Actually Helpful?" (25 Answers) Always close the toilet seat lid before you flush Always pee after sex.

    clockjobber , Karolina Grabowska / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

    Debbie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and open the lid again to see if there are no marks left, and clean the splatters off of the lid.

    Paul Gerrard
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can that happen unless you can be inside while the lid is down?

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    BoredPossum
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried peeing right after sex but my wife was pissed off...eh, pissed on. Jk

    Laura Williams
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keeps germs from spraying around the room to. Not all but some. Thealways pee after sèx one minimize the amount of infections you get for women anyway.

    Zaach
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flushing turns the contents into aerosols which means if the lid is not down, you are breathing the contents

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    marianne eliza
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mist from the water that carries the germs doesn't float around for that long. With the lid up though the spray can get out and land on things like, say, a toothbrush. Try this. Get a piece of tissue wrapping paper and lay it on the toilet seat, then flush. See how much gets on the tissue. You'll be ill.

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    "What Disgusting Advice Ended Up Being Actually Helpful?" (25 Answers) I was annoyed when my doc told me to chart my blood pressure daily after retiring as my dad had died from a stroke at aged 65. I always thought it was three packs of Salem cigarettes, but I did the charting. A slow increase and the doctor did some tests. I had a blockage in a carotid artery that had to be replaced as it was close to breaking. I got to at least postpone my stroke. I am 71.

    cwsjr2323 , Yaroslav Shuraev / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

    Pandaroo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You dodged a bullet. Good on the doc

    Shelby Moonheart
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate taking and tracking my blood pressure but I just need to do it.

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    As MarbleMimic kept going through the replies, they noticed a few patterns emerging among the most popular ones. "They tended to fall into two categories: 'know your body' and 'don't give people the benefit of the doubt.'"

    Dr. Rob Sinnott, Chief Science Officer for USANA, the global health and wellness company that commissioned the aforementioned study, said "We have so much going on in our lives, we sometimes forget that our health should come first and for a lot of us, our high school anatomy classes were ages ago."

    #5

    "What Disgusting Advice Ended Up Being Actually Helpful?" (25 Answers) Being a good person at the expense of your mental health is incredibly overrated.

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    jmdirks
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not part of this thread.

    madbakes
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I had to pull back being politically active and highly informed

    The Shark
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't upvote this enough. Always had the golden rule drilled into my mind, and all it ever got me was manipulation and exploitation. Done with sacrificing for others who never reciprocate.

    Max Fox
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of the people who claim that they are being "good people at the expense of their mental health" are very much NOT good people, and their main mental health issue is that they have a delusion that they are "good people".

    Daggie_style
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In other words, learn to say "No". Not as easy as it sounds, though my wife seems to have mastered it.

    Freya the Wanderer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong with "looking out for #1" as long as you don't look out for #1 exclusively. We all need "me" time, and we are all entitled to it.

    #6

    "What Disgusting Advice Ended Up Being Actually Helpful?" (25 Answers) If you have to throw up but need to get to the toilet in time, start to hum loudly. You can't throw up while you're humming. You have to hurry, though. It saves only a few seconds.

    incoming-idiot:
    Adding to this, another sign to get to the toilet quickly is if you start producing more saliva.

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    Lyop
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DO NOT SWALLOW THE SALIVA! Everything will come out if you do.

    Porribix
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I disagree, for me swallowing has always worked (get your minds out of the gutter)

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    Sarah
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're not sure which end it's gonna come out, sit on the toilet and puke in the trashcan. The other way around leads to a $hitty situation.

    Mrs.C
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A giant (uncomfortable) smile will suppress your gag reflex too. I learned that one from CSI and have used it MANY times.

    Jennlyn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So did I... You look a little manic but it works!

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    I’ll have a treble thanks.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer to puke alfresco, not in public places or private gardens I hasten to add. Heaving over a toilet bowl makes it worse.

    Kitty
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Breathing in and out slowly helps too

    quentariel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Humming works for a moment. I was once feeling really nauseous on my home bus and tried to very quietly hum to keep it at bay. I eventually had to suddenly jump out of the bus into the nearest bush to puke. But at least I managed to wait until we reached out of the city center into a more countryish spot.

    Gg
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yessss one of my sisters and I said this and a couple other sisters were like what are you taking about?!? The extra saliva is a sign it's coming back!

    Salty_Sasquatch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was in a bus on a very long bridge and desperately had to vomit. I'd heard about applying pressure to a spot on the inside of your wrist. I did that and managed to make it off the bridge and get into a bathroom safely, but my wrist got a little bruised!

    Lee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3 years of gastrointestinal disorders has made me able to train my body to hold it in until I can get to the loo in time!

    Howl's sleeping castle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't drink water. I was barely 100 meters from my house. Stupid enough to think if I drink some water I will be able to keep it down. Didn't get time to even roll down the cab window. Not wanting to soil the cab, I puked in my bag.

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    Sinnott isn't too surprised by the fact that a lot of people aren't well-versed in the mechanics of the body and nutrition. That being said, with everything happening in the world right now, he believes "it's as good of time as ever to start taking your health seriously and learning about your body and how it works."

    46 percent respondents of their study reported they want to expand their knowledge around mental health, while 38 percent would like to look into cardiology, and 32 percent want further education on reproductive health.

    #7

    "What Disgusting Advice Ended Up Being Actually Helpful?" (25 Answers) Sucking snot out of baby’s nose makes things better for all involved. Baby sleeps better, mom sleeps better. The little tube contraptions to do it seemed gross as hell at first but you get used to it and the results are worth it.

    vexens:
    Before I remembered the little suction tube existed, I had the visual of someone putting their mouth over a baby's nostrils and slurping snot out of their nose. I fu**ing gagged.

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    Wax0nWax0ff
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do they think people did it before those were invented?

    MellonCollie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had to do that. It's not like it's poop or something. Think about how it makes your little baby breath better and rinse your mouth. Job done.

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    Jake B
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    gross TW: i have used my mouth on both of my babies, its was horrible and gag inducing, but its so much less painful than fighting with the tubes and sprays and its done in a split second.

    Lyop
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where I'm from, some mothers resort to that when don't have any options (talking mouth to nose..).

    WindySwede
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does the dad sleeps better as well...? 🤔

    Olli Hawk
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my sister was a baby we had a suction one that we didn’t have to suck on…

    RP
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never worked for me. Could not get baby to stay still enough to get it to work

    Upstaged75
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, mine used to freak out and scream when I tried.

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    Littlemiss
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh I have had to do that, don't recommend it. Yuk!!

    Laura Williams
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saline nose drops work to. It dries the nasal passages out without drying them out.

    Michelle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my country (Australia) they're called 'bush oysters' 🤢

    Milady Blue
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend calls those the booger sucker.

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    #8

    "What Disgusting Advice Ended Up Being Actually Helpful?" (25 Answers) Visually check your bowel movements after you have them for any changes.

    RoutineInitiative187:
    When my dad got bladder cancer, I learned a lot of information about what subtly different shades of urine mean, so I was obsessed with analyzing mine for a while. (He's fine now — ten years in remission!)

    dWintermut3:
    Gas, too. I know a woman who realized she had bowel cancer because her gas changed smell drastically.

    bayouprincess88 , Miriam Alonso / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

    User# 6
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which is why we have toilets with inspection shelves in Germany and the Netherlands.

    Ace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were originally used to inspect for worms. Used to be not uncommon in Switzerland as well, but they're not available any more so will eventually disappear completely.

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    Tabitha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my brothers died of colon cancer, and other relatives died of cancers located round that area of the body, so I started just taking a quick peek before flushing, to see if anything looks weird. If it doesn’t, immediate flush. If it ever does, I will take another look. Knock wood, nothing weird so far.

    Lee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also familiarise yourself with the Bristol Stool Chart as it comes in very handy when discussing any changes with your doctor.

    Shinebright
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean check your urine movements

    Captain Flapjack
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    George Carlin says we look because we are checking for worms.

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    The Redditor who initiated this discussion thinks our predispositions might be holding us back. "When people talk about 'unpleasant' advice, gross or not, there's always cloaked language. People never say the words 'blood' or 'spit.'"

    "I'm a fan of true crime, and others will look at me sideways and assume it's because of that that I know that blood dries brown and not red (not, you know, the fact that I have a period)."

    #9

    "What Disgusting Advice Ended Up Being Actually Helpful?" (25 Answers) Shouldnt be disgusting but many people arent comfortable with it- Installing a bidet is a game changer.

    julcarls:
    Weird how they aren’t comfortable for what is essentially a mini-shower for your butthole, but they are comfortable wiping fecal matter off their butthole with just paper and their hand.

    Jefffahfffah , Max Vakhtbovycn / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

    Robert T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a bidet. That's an a**e shower. ;-)

    DB
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bidet would definitely not work for me. Some days nothing less than 80 grit sandpaper will get the job done.

    LandAhoy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd be surprised, high pressure water blasts clean ten times better and so much quicker than any wiping can,

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    megasmacky
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't want to shell out for a bidet, the attachment kits for regular toilets work great. I paid $35 eight years ago and it still works fine. I've long since paid for it with the savings on toilet paper.

    Salty_Sasquatch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about getting the water off your tush, as in drying yourself off?

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    Rosie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got the little hose that attaches to the sink for under $50. It gives more control of the water stream & temperature & w/o question the best purchase of my life. I'm just sorry I didn't have it all those years I was still menstruating. Can't rec it enough.

    FloralDangerNoodle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    RIGHT?! Of course, the attachments weren't real common back then, but I really wish they had been. Would've been so nice.

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    Piglet
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm now thinking about getting one of these.

    Insomniac
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got mine right before Covid started. Did not need to enter the Toilet Paper wars.

    ZuriLovesYou
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are they making toilet paper sound like a bad thing?

    OnlyMe
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bidets are the best - very common in Japan and Korea

    Joanne Earle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand how the bidet can work better. You still have to scrub your butt somehow right? Don't you have to dry off as well?

    Emily Waterpony
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the water pressure is so strong that it pressure washes your a**s and surrounding area so there is no scrubbing required. You should still wash your butt in the shower though.

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    "What Disgusting Advice Ended Up Being Actually Helpful?" (25 Answers) Someone told me at summer camp that his brother got food poisoning one time and was throwing up and having diarrhea at the same time, and mentioned he should have sat on the toilet and puked in the trash can. Fast forward 30 years, I ate gas station cole slaw, and this tip saved my bathroom decor.

    Horror_Goat_4611 , Kyle Glenn / unsplash (not the actual photo) Report

    Marianne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever I feel weird and head to the toilet, I bring a bucket with me just in case. This saved some of my bathroom decor.

    nini
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to hastily empty our bathroom trashcan when I suddenly had to puke while having diarrhea. Luckily there were only a few dry tissues inside, nothing wet and/or sticky...

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    Dirk Daring
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gas station cole slaw.. My good chum, you got EXACTLY what you were looking for.

    JL
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As soon as I saw "gas station cole slaw", my first thought was this guy NEEDS people to keep feeding him helpful advice because good decision making is not his forte.

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    Charles McChristy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just lay down in the shower and let the cold water wash away everything if I am that bad. I have a severe allergy and when it is triggered I end up puking and having the runs at the same time for 5+ hours every time.

    Kel_how
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we all just agree to not eat perishables from gas stations?

    Amanda Moore
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gas station cole slaw...yuk🤢...

    EmBree
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My bucket is named "mom's best friend" and heavy punishments has been promised to anyone that moves it out of the bathroom. I have stomach problems and need it often.

    James Doe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The classic "double rocket"!

    Tropical Tarot
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My toilets right next to the bathtub so I just threw up in there.

    Jennlyn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've done that before when I was violently ill... Sometimes you just gotta do what you just gotta do

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    Insomniac
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't everyone keep a puke bucket by the toilet?

    Seanette Blaylock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My bathroom wastebaskets are solid (no cutely perforated designs) and lined with plastic grocery bags, so they can be used as vomit receptacles if need be.

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    Sparky4
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather clean up vomit than diarrhea.

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    Adam M. Taylor, Ph.D., who has also done a study on the public's anatomical knowledge, said “It enables people to make better, more informed choices about their health and wellbeing. It also enables them to utilize healthcare services more efficiently as well as have a better understanding of the information that might be conveyed to them when dealing with doctors or other healthcare providers."

    And if a Reddit thread helps us to fill the gaps, who cares if it's just an online scroll?

    #11

    "What Disgusting Advice Ended Up Being Actually Helpful?" (25 Answers) Always close your mouth when doing a diaper change on a baby.

    Maxtrt:
    I remember when I had comeback from a training flight (Air Force) when my son was about four or five months old. I had just started to open the door and heard my wife scream. She stormed out of our son's bedroom and faced me, and I saw a splash of a grayish-green liquid dripping from her cheek and collarbone. She practically blew steam out of her ears and yelled, 'YOU NEED TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR SON NOW!' I turned to go into his room when I observed a line of diarrhea dripping from almost the top of the door and in a six-foot runner down on the floor from the door to his changing station.

    mellowmadre , Carlos Santiago / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always kept a washcloth on the changing table to cover the weenie up because baby boys love to shoot pee all over the place. A lesson I learned the hard way. Mine once pissed on his own face! :)

    SadieCat17 (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Why don't you want kids sadiecat, they're so lovely and cute!"

    MurderMittens
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a baby girl pee on me just like any proud baby boy would do. I was shocked.

    brittany
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    open the diaper, let the air hit, then close the diaper quickly bc they will spray. also line up new diaper close by so it can be used as a shield

    Marianne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me laugh out loud. Because it's true. :D

    SirWriteALot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But how do you breathe? I always mouth-breathed to avoid vomiting on the little one :-)

    James Doe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once had my "shadow" on the wall behind me with fecal Jackson Pollock decor around. I also wasn't amused.

    Seanette Blaylock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And do NOT have your face directly over the baby, especially if it's a boy. Learned this one by watching a cousin of mine with her firstborn. She made the mistake of putting him in her lap while changing him, and he got her in the face. Not sure how she even made that mistake, since she did have younger brothers, so presumably would have at least observed baby care before she had her own.

    Jeremy Bolanos
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call it 'relax the diaper.' Undo it but don't open anything. The removal of pressure usually get's things flowing. Learned after my nephew peed directly into my face during a diaper change.

    Stephanie Barr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always had a clean diaper open under the baby before I open the dirty one. The number of catastrophes I had were few. My then husband, who scoffed at this, was not so lucky.

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    #12

    "What Disgusting Advice Ended Up Being Actually Helpful?" (25 Answers) Always rinse your sinuses out when you feel an infection or even a head-cold starting. You may see some disturbing things come out of your face, but it's worth avoiding an infection getting even worse!

    BetterRemember , Karolina Grabowska / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

    Kathy Dragonfly
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just make sure to use boiled or distilled water and make sure the tools you use are clean - you might catch something much worse using tap water or a crusty neti pot

    ScootyPuffJr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely! Also, a neti pot can trap water in your middle ear, and you'll need to remove that if it happens. If you don't want the maintenance of a neti pot, get some saline only spray (Arm&Hammer brand works very well), and spray it towards the outside of your nostrils when you put it in your nose--not directly up your nose. Avoid sprays with anything other than saline--they'll dry you out.

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    Colin Matthews
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amen. Had my sinuses surgically sorted out a few years back-new lease on life. Also go for a run when you feel a cold coming. The shaking helps remove stuffiness and the sweating helps kill cold bugs

    Neffla
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hot curry (I guess any really spicy food) is also supposed to be good for this. Certainly helps you sweat out and loosens any blockages.

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    Lsai Aeon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never hold your child down and force something like this on them. My mother did this, I felt like I was drowning. Essentially, my mother drowned me several times a day, every time I was sick as a child until I was big enough to get away from her. Now, it's not a good idea to even bring a Neti pot into the same room with me

    Ace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeez no. Having just googled it. Just NO.

    Jan Moore
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They make canned saline sprays, it's sterile so you don't have to worry about nasty stuff.

    Max Fox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Breathe-Rite nose strips (or something similar) and sinus irrigation either prevent sinus infections or eliminates them quickly. It's even better if your sinuses are really clogged to use a serious spray decongestant first, and then flush everything out. I was running a 102 degree fever, sprayed decongestant, flushed out the guck and snot, and by morning the fever was gone. However, only use any medicated nasal decongestant that actually works for no more than three days. Otherwise, you can really mess up your system there and end up with a permanently runny nose. You can use nasal irrigation with saline water for as long as you need.

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    #13

    "What Disgusting Advice Ended Up Being Actually Helpful?" (25 Answers) If you frequently get skid marks in your underwear, it's probably less to do with your butt-wiping abilities and more to do your diet of junk food. That stuff glides out of you like greased lightening.

    latchkey_adult , Vie Studio / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

    Elizabeth van Oers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why Thank you for running that Grease song for me forever.

    Ranger Kanootsen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go greased lightning you're burning after Taco Bell (Grease lightnin, go grease lightnin) Go greased lightning you make my toilet smell like hell (Grease lightnin, go grease lightnin) I had a sit I took a s**t It's Grease Lightnin!!

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    Giles McArdell
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's odd, because too much greasy food can also bung you up (the natural downward pulsing of the intestines can't get a grip and the poo just sits up there)

    Justin Tyme
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe or maybe not. It depends on your definition of "junk food".

    Laura Williams
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why white castle hamburgers are called sliders. Not sure other restaurants knew that before they started naming small sandwiches sliders or not.

    Meyrin
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WASH your buttholë

    brittany
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahahahahahahaha omg im dying and the people at work think im nuts

    Salty_Sasquatch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had this problem for a while, I'm quite obese and couldn't reach around. I found an extender kind of thing that I can wrap a little toilet paper around and use to wipe myself. Best part? I don't get massive chafing from having some residue hanging around!

    ShadySlytherin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get a bidet attachment!! It will make life SO much easier, I think

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    Timbob
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you spell Hemorrhoids ?

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    #14

    "What Disgusting Advice Ended Up Being Actually Helpful?" (25 Answers) Eating something spicy to clear a stuffy nose.

    megan1010m , Nadin Sh / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

    Howl's sleeping castle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get runny nose when I eat something spicy. It's really not a good look when I am invited for lunch/dinner

    Kitty
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s why you eat it to clear your nose

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    Zara VP
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Delicious advice, yes. Disgusting advice, no.

    Insomniac
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It works for me... clears the other end out at the same time.

    Karen Sandness
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, that has been my favorite way of warding off a cold. I discovered it by accident at a Sichuan restaurant many years ago. "Medium" was way hotter than expected, and my head nearly exploded. But I never got the cold that seemed to be coming on before I went to the restaurant. The result of this cure is messy, so when I need spicy Chinese, Thai, Indian, or Ethiopian food, I have it delivered so I can clear my sinuses in private.

    Jeremy Bolanos
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chinese Hot and Sour soup is my go to for colds and allergy attacks.

    Kylie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a good hot curry (which also cools you off during summer heat btw).

    marianne eliza
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a few hours of cold relief, I recommend Hot and Sour Soup, extra hot, extra sour. Have a full box of tissues at hand.

    the sixthgirl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only good for a stuffy nose; weirdly, it's also really good for a sore throat.

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    #15

    "What Disgusting Advice Ended Up Being Actually Helpful?" (25 Answers) Not "disgusting" per se, but toilet related. Get a squatty potty or toilet stool, and correct your "pooping posture." Literally has made a world of difference to me. It's so much easier and more comfortable.

    florabundawonder , Alex Simpson / unsplash (not the actual photo) Report

    Nina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! Squatty potty for the win!

    Marley Nachi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    squatty potty is expensive, but a normal step stool does the job

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My gran always used to say, 'Pants down, knees up, stomach in, turds out.'

    Ken Beattie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if you haven't seen it, they have the best ad ever made. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbYWhdLO43Q

    Sheila who?
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm paralyzed now and I miss my squatty potty so much!

    Petya
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drinking psilium husk in some water before meals 1-2 times a day has done wonders for regulating my stomach. It improves the consistency, so pooping is easier. It might help to improve things.

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    Charles McChristy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? All you literally need to do is put your feet on your tiptoes. It's the exact same result.

    #16

    "What Disgusting Advice Ended Up Being Actually Helpful?" (25 Answers) If you need to help someone who is being violently attacked by a dog, jam your finger up the dog's b******e. Sounds awful. Definitely works. You might want to be prepared to immediately fend off the dog yourself, though.

    wildbillnj1975 , Alexas Fotos / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

    clairebear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. Lift their back legs off the ground and stay that way until help comes.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes to the back-legs part, but you can't "stay that way" - the dog can and will twist around to bite YOU. You need to grab its hind legs wheelbarrow-style and then walk backwards in a curved line so the dog is continually off-balance and is so focused on trying to stay upright that it doesn't have time/the mind to twist around and bite you.

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    Illifred
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grabbing the dog's hind legs and lifting them up might work as well. A bit less stinky.

    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to grab hold of one hind-leg first, and have a plan to grab the other one fast. Otherwise you just give the dog one more person to bite, and this time we know they are justified.

    Rae Rory
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That will certainly get the dogs attention, but this sounds more like someone's kink than real advice.

    RP
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The nose is their most sensitive part.

    Rachel Ratty
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think this entirely correct from what I have read - if the dog has already bitten down and is holding, the only way to get them off is to cut off their air supply with a spare lead or something like that until they pass out

    Mark Bayliss
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The chances of getting your finger up the a**e of a calm dog is minimal, let alone one that is in attack/defend mode.

    J J
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Works on grown men in bar fights also

    Pablo Ramos
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a dog bites your arm or hand, don't pull. Push it in as strongly as you can. It forces the dog's jaws to open and startles the dog. If you pull, the dog bites harder and you tear your skin off

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    #17

    "What Disgusting Advice Ended Up Being Actually Helpful?" (25 Answers) For men - if you feel cold but your balls are low then you're probably feverish and having hot and cold flashes. For women - if you wait to have sex/jill off until you really have to pee then it will usually be easier to have an orgasm. The "branches" of the clitoris wrap around the bladder, and extra pressure can make things easier. Similarly, pregnancy (fetus pressing on bladder) and pronebone (woman laying prone) can make female orgasm easier.

    RunsWithCrashCarts , cottonbro studio / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

    madbakes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaand you may pee the bed with this advice

    Charles McChristy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, nothing is more fun than having a go whilst needing to piddle /s

    Mother of Giants
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and today I learned about *pronebone*....

    Niall Allen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jill off 😂 Never heard that before 😂

    Ace
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When did a hot flush become a hot flash? I've seen this a couple of times recently, thought it was just a typo for a while, but it seems not.

    Laura Williams
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    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't wait until you have to go really bad just when you feel a little pressure. If you wait until you really have to go you probably will pèe.

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's the hormones in pregnancy and that there's more blood flow to the baby bits. It's definitely not from a fetus on your bladder. That's quite uncomfortable.

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    #18

    "What Disgusting Advice Ended Up Being Actually Helpful?" (25 Answers) I remember watching girl code on MTV years and years ago and they said to flush your poop as it comes out if you don’t want it to stink in a public restroom. It works.

    Individual_Will_2503 , Fahmi Garna / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

    Amanda Moore
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of public toilets shoot water everywhere when they're flushed🚽🌊😧

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and spray a mist of poo-/pee-water?

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    Marie Dahme
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tha6s called a courtesy flush. Heard about guys in lock up will jack you up for not giving a courtesy flush.

    Nina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So all the fecal particles get sprayed in the air at your butt? Nah, I'd rather stink

    madbakes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a fan of Poopourri. They have travel sizes!

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    Marianne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool, so I get an extra butt wash with dirty toilet water?

    Daggie_style
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoa...hold up! How can I inspect if I immediately eject it?! Now I don't who to follow

    Mgtow Smurf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called a "courtesy flush."

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We call it a courtesy flush. I do it at home too for some reason. Just out of habit.

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    Giles McArdell
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not do this if it's a vacuum toilet (like on a plane)! Particularly if you're on the large side.

    Charles McChristy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's standard in jail and prison. Don't want to PO your cellmate.

    Seanette Blaylock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many public toilets have flushing mechanisms that can be reached by a seated user? Pretty close to zero, in my experience. Reality is, there are going to be biological smells when a toilet is being used for its intended purpose. As long as people are flushing promptly when finished, just cope with reality already.

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    #19

    "What Disgusting Advice Ended Up Being Actually Helpful?" (25 Answers) My dads favorite saying when he'd meet my sisters new boyfriend. "If you sit on your hands for 10 minutes before you have a wank it feels like someone else is doing it." I dont know if it was helpful to them but the reaction always helped my day a bit.

    impossible12345 , João Jesus / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

    Natasha Arruda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alt-0153. I have no idea why I have the ™ alt code memorized but it's one of the only ones I do. 😂

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    Timbob
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a wonderful, educated parent. You should be proud.

    marianne eliza
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like your dad is a pervert and never grew up.

    Tobias Reaper
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    1 year ago (edited)

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    yeah no it isnt you stole this from an episode of Family guy Peter says it to someone who comes to take Meg out he says "you ever sit on you hand until falls asleep then masturbate" and the guy says "honestly yes" and Peter replies "not anymore you dont cause your dating my daughter"

    Ace
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It predates Family Guy by a long way. EDIT: don't know why people are downvoting you for it though.

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    #20

    "What Disgusting Advice Ended Up Being Actually Helpful?" (25 Answers) Press your thumb into your palm to remove your gag reflex.

    CoatFullOfBees , Tima Miroshnichenko / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

    Verfin22
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what if you're using both hands for something else at the time?

    Timbob
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, as pictured, have a friend do it,

    jace cosby
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More specifically, fold your left thumb into your left palm and make a tight fist. This is the first thing you do to start practicing sword swallowing. It suppresses the gag reflex and even helps hold back vomit till you get to that trash can.

    Sage(formerly Impasta)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will be using this as a person with texture issues

    Dogcat vet (retired)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sea bands are pressure point wristlets that reduce motion sickness, etc etc. Sorry about the typing have a dog on my lap/chest falling asleep on his blankie

    Sweet Taurus
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it only works for your left hand but if you fold your thumb into your palm and close your fist around it. Does the same thing.

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    #21

    "What Disgusting Advice Ended Up Being Actually Helpful?" (25 Answers) To stop hiccups, swallow a spoonful of mustard.

    goe4it , Elevate / unsplash (not the actual photo) Report

    Debbie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or learn to focus on breathing. (That works for me.)

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hold my breath and tense my abdominal muscles. (Do under own responsibility, cause I'm no medic).

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    Louise Clarke
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A spoon of peanut butter helps my hiccups

    Bamamom2boys
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drink pickle juice. Or a spoonful of peanut butter. Either one of these have always worked for me

    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If another person has hiccups ask them if they are pregnant. Works even better for men 😁(obviously not if they can't take a pregnancy joke)

    Awesome At Being Autistic
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spoonful of sugar does the trick, and it's a lot more palatable than mainlining mustard.

    Aussiegirl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A teaspoon of straight cordial always works for me

    Karin Nachtkrapp
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just remind yourself you are not a fish

    Cass Malone
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Release all of your air and take a sip of water then inhale then take a sip of water then inhale. Do this at least 7/8x without exhaling and you'll be goo

    Ivona
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A teaspoon of sugar stops hiccups quickly.

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    #22

    "What Disgusting Advice Ended Up Being Actually Helpful?" (25 Answers) Every poo poo time is pee pee time, but not every pee pee time is poo poo time.

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    Lee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because if every 'pee pee time' turns into 'poo poo time' then you should speak to your doctor.

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    Upstaged75
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is there so much "pee pee poo poo" going on here lately? That damn Justin started it all! :)

    Giles McArdell
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a bonus pee, I call it the P.P.P. (Post Poo Pee) :)

    Lene
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is not true. I also thought it was like this but then I had kids and they do have 'poo poo time' without having 'pee pee time' as well. So that is not correct.

    Sabrina Lee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Youre not done pooping until you pee. Even if its just a little.

    Laura Williams
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because the feces presses against the bladder as it goes by. At least for women on traditional toilets.

    Timbob
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it’s neither, if you don’t pull your pants down !

    Papa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe that's why men's rooms have urinals?

    Verfin22
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's on par with the topic asked. True for me(female) every time.

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    #23

    "What Disgusting Advice Ended Up Being Actually Helpful?" (25 Answers) Be selfish.

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    Colin Matthews
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not agree. Everything I know about life suggests happiness comes from helping others and being a kind person.

    Ace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a balance, but the message should not be "be selfish" but "make sure you look after your own welfare first". You're no good to anyone else if you're a physical or psychological wreck yourself.

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    Tobias Reaper
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would say this more applies to those who always give to others before thinking of themselves sometimes ok to be selfish especially if it benefits mental health

    Bijou Klein
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah this is a good way to make sure you'll be alone forever. Friends, family, significant others all will leave you if you're a selfish person

    Laura Williams
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes be selfish. Helping others does provide a boost. Just don't go to the extent that you ignore what you need to do.

    Meyrin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all are selfish, trick is to not be only selfish and to contain it when necessary

    BoredPossum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very bad advice. Value yourself, sure, but aim for somewhere between an a$$hat and an angel.

    CP
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hear me out. Every action a person takes is selfish. You wouldn't do the action if you didn't want to. Even helping others is a selfish act because it makes you feel good about yourself.

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're only interested in a good time for yourself, ironically the best and simplest method is to put other people first.

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    #24

    "What Disgusting Advice Ended Up Being Actually Helpful?" (25 Answers) Pretty mild compared to the other posts in this thread, but when the handsoap pump isnt working, (youre pumping away but no soap comes out), depress and hold it down then suck until you get soap in your mouth. Pump will now work. It works every time.

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    LuckyL
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .... no.... won't do this

    WindySwede
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just top it of with refill? But that's just me.. 🤷‍♂️

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    Awesome At Being Autistic
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or here's a thought... Refill the soap dispenser.

    Lorraine R
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's another . . . use bar soap. Never clogs.

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    Charles McChristy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, no. I wonder how this id!ot figured this one out...

    Johnny
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our pump does this when it runs out of soap, so when I refill the soap I use my finger like a valve -- I push down on the pump, then put my finger over the outlet and release, then repeat about 5 or 6 times and eventually it helps suck up enough soap to get to the valve chamber then the pump works normally. I'm not going to suck on it. Yuck.

    Belle Miles
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha... ha... ha... No. Somebody got you with this, didn't they? Most kids these days don't know what soap tastes like, mine do.

    Salty_Sasquatch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take the pump out, put the end in a glass of water, and pump it until the water comes out. Ta-daah! It should now work just fine. Unless you need to refill it too.

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    #25

    "What Disgusting Advice Ended Up Being Actually Helpful?" (25 Answers) Marry someone who loves you more than you love them.

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    Passerby
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The thing is, if everyone followed this advice, no one would get married.

    DB
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Less people would get divorced.

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    Debbie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you measure? This on itself is bad advice, it sound like you should marry someone who does everything for you, while you don't have to put in effort. I say, love yourself, and love your partner equal, and your partner should love you and themselves also equal.

    Ace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stupid. And how do you think love can be measured anyway?

    Anikulapo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of advice is that. It’s incredibly cynical. And sad. And a recipe for divorce.

    CP
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does that work for the other person?

    Johnny
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like terrible advice -- otherwise that person will be in an unsatisfied marriage, always wanting more love and affection that you're willing to provide. I dated a girl like that and it was not a good time - I felt smothered, she felt neglected, neither of us were truly happy. It's much better to marry someone whose feelings are on the same level as your own.

    Rhodri Terrell
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. Me and my keep arguing all the time. People might think it's bad but we argue about who loves who more. She insisted she does and I know I do. Always say you love your partner more. It makes them happy which is important

    Laura Williams
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that with my EX it did not work out well.

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