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They’re wacky and wondrous, bizarre and tasteless, impossible to explain and somehow captivating. Ladies and gents, welcome to the wacky world of stock photography, where commercial photography meets “what on earth is going on there?” moments, making it one of the internet’s most beloved forms of memes.

And thanks to the Twitter page “Dark Stock Photos” that delivers exactly what it says, we have the most cringy collection to feast on, but with a messed up twist. The Grim Reaper shaking hands with a doctor next to a body laying motionless in a hospital bed? Check. A kid putting a salami tranche into a CD drive? Yep. And it’s pointless listing more, because the craziest thing you can think of—it’s there.

So get your popcorn ready for the sheer stock craziness below, and after you’re done, be sure to check our previous articles with hilariously bad stock photos here, here, and here.

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Raven Sheridan
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5 years ago

The American health care system at work! You can't pay? You die.

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    Hans
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    5 years ago

    If I saw an article on domestic violence with this picture I would not know whether I would laugh or cry.

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    Hans
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I did not know there were exxagerations of that meme!

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    Raven Sheridan
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    5 years ago

    Kinky!

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    Sum Guy
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    5 years ago

    Society right now

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    Hans
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    5 years ago

    "But Grandmother! What big eyes you have."

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    Hans
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    5 years ago

    All kids did that I thought.

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    Hans
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    5 years ago

    Influencer and kidnapper double occupation.

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    Hans
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    5 years ago

    "...its soup again."

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    Ember
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    5 years ago

    ....this is gonna give me nightmares

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    Hans
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    5 years ago

    Parenting while working when you cannot avoid a corona infection.

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    Call Me Mars
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    5 years ago

    I'm sorry I laughed. But don't drink and drive. Please.

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    Ember
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    5 years ago

    Creepy as hell

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    Dan Buczynski
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    5 years ago

    I love this.

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    Priscilla Reshell
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    5 years ago

    help im buried alive!

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    Hans
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    5 years ago

    "I think an apology is due here."

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    Ember
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    5 years ago

    Behold....the portal to another world

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    Ember
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    5 years ago

    I think he needs to give up cycling, he’s obviously not very good at it...lol

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    Ember
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    5 years ago

    Black market during the pandemic....lol

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    Alexis Bilodeau
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    5 years ago

    Look how good I am at labeling people

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    Her Highness, Duke of Qin
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    5 years ago

    It happens

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    Chyppa Homer
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    5 years ago

    We used to call these Sundays, back in the day :D

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    Pikazard
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    5 years ago

    ouch

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    Ember
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    5 years ago

    WTF? I am the only one confused here?

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    Her Highness, Duke of Qin
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I do the same to my cat when it starts hitting and scratching lmao

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    Hans
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    5 years ago

    The office canteen served bean soup again.

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    Ember
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    5 years ago

    Are people actually paid to come up with these ideas???

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    Ember
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    5 years ago

    Look children...it’s the Easter bunny....run for your lives!

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    Hans
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    5 years ago

    "A brother's love."

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    Daniel Atkins
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    5 years ago

    He fell in love with a pole dancer.

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    Carmen Sandiego
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    5 years ago (edited)

    Umm... I think this one could be something fun but fatal. Similar to the quote- speed thrills but kills? It could be putting the fun in funeral but they are adding ERAL, right?

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    Juliet Hadaway
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    5 years ago

    she Poseidon the drinking fountains to pay for her fancy high school using the inheritance

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    Zena Marsh
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    5 years ago

    Your heading for the slammer now

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    Priscilla Reshell
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    5 years ago

    this would make sense if it was 90's justin timberlake

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    Daniel Atkins
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    5 years ago

    If my face was there i would make that face too when I fart.

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    JustABoredwing
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    5 years ago (edited)

    2020 in a nutshell

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    Zena Marsh
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    5 years ago

    No, creepy...

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    Zena Marsh
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    5 years ago

    He's not worth fighting over.

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    Zena Marsh
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    5 years ago

    I have nothing to say....

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    Truth Monster
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    5 years ago

    That's not where he keeps his insurance card, sir

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    James016
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    5 years ago

    Since I spent all of our money on toilet roll, we have no food.

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    Ember
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    5 years ago

    ...Breath damn it....you need to live!

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    Zena Marsh
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    5 years ago

    "I slipped....."

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    Zena Marsh
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    5 years ago

    Switch it off then.

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    Alexis Bilodeau
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    5 years ago

    Oh thanks but I already ate my spider soup

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    Doctor Strange
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    5 years ago (edited)

    It started out with a kiss, how did I end up a fish? It was only a kiss

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    Daniel Atkins
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    5 years ago

    She's a total smoke show?

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    Daniel Atkins
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    5 years ago

    Ok, who's eating sauerkraut on the bus?

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    Alexis Bilodeau
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    5 years ago

    Defeated the chosen one ... now my life is empty

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    Andrew Gibb
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    5 years ago

    baby-60a3d...2b2553.jpg baby-60a3d8c2b2553.jpg

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    Truth Monster
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    5 years ago

    Sounds like a fun time

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    Chyppa Homer
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    5 years ago

    What did you say, was in the vaccine, again ? :D

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    Ember
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    5 years ago

    Did he eat the bowl??

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    Chyppa Homer
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    5 years ago

    Well, it is vegan...

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    Ember
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    5 years ago

    Not sure if it’s going in or coming out...

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    Sarah Simons
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    5 years ago

    "TIM GOSH DARN IT YOU CAN'T WAIT TWO MORE DAYS?!"

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    bryguy
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    5 years ago

    What??? HE GETS ME!!

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    Zena Marsh
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    5 years ago

    Yuck!

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    James016
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    5 years ago

    "Tell me about your childhood"

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    Zena Marsh
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    5 years ago

    Don't get this one.

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    Zena Marsh
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    5 years ago

    Look behind you....!

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