Cyanide and Happiness are probably the most well-known funny comics on the whole Internet. These inappropriate jokes have graced our newsfeeds sine 2004 with a new Cyanide and Happiness comic each day. Now, it is quite evident that these dirty jokes aren't sweet and cute and are highly NSFW, with some even being quite offensive, but God, are they funny. So funny.

Cyanide & Happiness are simplistic, yet engaging comic series created by the Explosm team - Dave McElfatrick, Kris Wilson and Rob DenBleyker.

These adult jokes stand out with their simplistic style and found a spot in the hearts of internet users because of an unexpected turn of events in each comic strip.

Take a look at these relationship comics about romance and marriage and let us know which one you liked the best.

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Mirela Covic
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#justmebeingme

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    Hans
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    9 years ago

    fair enough

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    Randy Lawson
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    9 years ago

    Nice to know

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    Tillie Martinussen
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    9 years ago

    Ahahahahhaha! This one is my favorite so far. :D

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    Karen Rocha
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    9 years ago

    lol

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    Amanda Panda
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    9 years ago

    LMAO this is totally something I'd do.

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    Tracy Baparam
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    9 years ago

    lol

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    Amanda Panda
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    9 years ago

    I don't think she feels it bruh

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    Richard Pickman
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    9 years ago

    NEKRomantik! :-D

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    Karen Rocha
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    9 years ago

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA burn!

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    Hans
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    9 years ago

    Quite realistic!

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    Tillie Martinussen
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    9 years ago

    Stalkerish!

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    Anna Brandigi
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    9 years ago

    same

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    Hans
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    9 years ago

    hehe

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    Cactus Kevin
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    5 years ago

    LOL 😂 I wish life was this funny

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    Димитър Иванов
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    9 years ago

    I read the last pic with a Melissa McCarthy voice.

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    Kristýna Petrovicová
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    9 years ago

    Lol

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    Casey Ang
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    5 years ago

    It is a different person!

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    Hans
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    9 years ago

    hahaha

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    Tracy Baparam
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    9 years ago

    omg, so funny.

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    Tillie Martinussen
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    9 years ago

    Cute

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    Edmund Falgui
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    9 years ago

    Sibling zoned

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    Goulart Junior
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    9 years ago

    Well, that escalated quickly

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    Tracy Baparam
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    9 years ago

    She's wearing a shirt as a dress, but then again, so is he.

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    Karen Rocha
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    9 years ago

    smooth...hahahaha

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    Tillie Martinussen
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    9 years ago

    Wow! 😂😂

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    9 years ago

    this makes me irrationally happy

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    Sara Fina
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    9 years ago

    "Huh?" Lol

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    Anne Rouffignac
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    9 years ago

    ( •_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) YYYEEEAAAHHHH!

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    Tillie Martinussen
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    9 years ago

    Dark. :D Cyanide and Happiness on pointe.

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    Tillie Martinussen
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    9 years ago

    Exactly! Plot twist indeed!

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    Dhy Diolola
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    9 years ago

    Oh my god. This is rather sad.

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    Cecilia Valerio
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    9 years ago

    But why ??

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    Tillie Martinussen
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Ahahahahhaha! D**k pic guy goes truthful! 😂😂😂

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    Sarai Morrissette
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    9 years ago

    Dang hormones.

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    Kjorn
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    9 years ago

    that's a dirty joke

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    Iwona Surska-Szydłowska
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    9 years ago

    hahah

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    Jace
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    9 years ago

    I can relate to her.

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    El Espejo
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    OMG this crack me up.

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    Hans
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    9 years ago

    really evil!

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    Jace
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Maybe he meant foursome and forgot to count himself.

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    Jace
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    9 years ago

    There is not a single sane person in this comic.

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    Rajani Sarasan
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    I often wonder if I'll go to hell for finding such jokes funny !

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    Monkey D. Luffy
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    For when things get too awkward.

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    Csilla Szabadi
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Omg xD

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    Emilie Gardiner
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    She's pulling middle fingers xD

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    Cactus Kevin
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    5 years ago

    Ha this is hilarious 😂

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    Dhy Diolola
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    The lesson here is to make sure you don't answer any survey written using an erasable pen.

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    Hans
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    9 years ago

    evil!

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    Tillie Martinussen
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Lol. Uh-oh. That facial expression, tho'.

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    Sethan Sun
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    5 years ago

    yep. true true

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    Beni Iwanowa
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    got confused with the mustaches :D

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    Jace
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    9 years ago

    Ba dump tisss.

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    Jasmine Chen
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    9 years ago

    didn't expect that one.

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    Tillie Martinussen
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Instant karma!

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    le_magicien_bergier
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    9 years ago

    I LOVE shorter guys...

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    OTTERZ4LIFE
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Did anyone else try to say this with the accent?

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    Sethan Sun
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    oOf

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    Tillie Martinussen
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    O, didn't see that obe coming! 🙊

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    Daniel Fleming
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    9 years ago

    Thats called a**l.

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    Jasmine Chen
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    9 years ago

    scary...........

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    Sara Fina
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    9 years ago

    Not a very observant doctor...

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    Vendetta Knight
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    6 years ago

    Reminds me of that one short.

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    Jan Gobec
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    9 years ago

    Pedo bear approves

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    Sethan Sun
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    5 years ago

    oOf

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    Caterina Fontana
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    9 years ago

    I'd kill him

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    Daniel Mallory
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    9 years ago

    well he did it

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    Sethan Sun
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    5 years ago

    yep definitely

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    Daria B
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    9 years ago

    Would be funnier if she liked it.

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    Joseph Roberts
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    7 years ago

    Foolish amateur, you should never make a voodoo doll of yourself.

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    Jace
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    9 years ago

    Hopefully he lays a towel down on it first

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    Hannah Hollowell
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    9 years ago

    Well that escalated quickly

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    Guinevere O'Brien
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    5 years ago

    captain america was probably against all f that stuff

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    Helena Nagy
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    9 years ago

    Whaaaaat xD

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    Tillie Martinussen
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    9 years ago

    Bahahahahhaha

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    Monkey D. Luffy
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    9 years ago

    Far out 4.

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    Hans
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    9 years ago

    hehe...KI vs humans in a nutshell

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    Joanne Palmer
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    9 years ago

    Lmfao!!!!

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    Nylah Schultz
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    6 years ago

    Awww I feel that

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    Jace
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    9 years ago

    I love the look of determination on her face in the last panel.

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    Jace
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    9 years ago

    It couldn't possibly...

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    Rami Million
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    5 years ago

    rip vine

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    lily s weakland
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    5 years ago

    ...

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    Daniel Mallory
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    9 years ago

    hahahahahaha

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    Sethan Sun
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    5 years ago

    PLOT TWIST! DUNN DUNN DUNNNNN!!

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    Guinevere O'Brien
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    5 years ago

    lol

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    Rami Million
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    5 years ago

    what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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    Guinevere O'Brien
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    5 years ago

    omy god that is freaky

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    Skye Ramadge
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    7 years ago

    *face palm*

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    BlueSteel444
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    6 years ago

    lol