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58 Cursed Comments That Were So Savage, Even The Internet Wasn’t Ready For Them (New Pics)
Only a century ago, if you wanted something properly cursed, you needed a witch, a ritual, and the toenail of a frog. These days, the barrier to entry is significantly lower. All you need is a keyboard, a complete absence of social awareness, and a healthy dose of dark humor that bypasses every filter a functional adult is supposed to have installed.
The cursed comment is one of the internet's most reliable exports, and the r/cursedcomments subreddit has ensured that they are all gathered in one place, ripe for your enjoyment. So, for now, you can put away your cauldron. And if you take offense, don't say we didn't warn you, because things are about to get weird and deeply cursed.
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WindySwede 3 weeks ago
But I would guess that the mama DID INDEED get the vaccines as a kid and are fine?
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marianne eliza 3 weeks ago (edited)
Here in the USA it's easy to tell red state educations from blue state educations. And since those undereducated persons spend most of their time posting, they are the ones other countries read the most.
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Michael Ortt 3 weeks ago (edited)
The principal's daughter had "the flu" and was out for a week, twice in one year.
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VisuallyChallengedPew 3 weeks ago
I understand why folks think this is a kid being stupid, but it isn't. First, now he isn't going to miss 30 days of work and/or class. Second, when it comes to your criminal record it is far better to have a probationary period than jail time. Third, depending on the jurisdiction he might be able to apply to have his probation end early.
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WindySwede 3 weeks ago
Eating popcorn with Korn? Counting Crows with...? Opening Doors with....? Smashing pumpkins with...?
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Laugh or not 3 weeks ago
Did he need to be condescending about dentists? He made himself a pr!ck.
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TheElderNom 3 weeks ago
She's absolutely gorgeous in the second picture, especially her smile.
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 3 weeks ago
The "cylinder" reference is an old internet joke referring to a Reddit post from 2022, posted to AskReddit. The post said simply this: "How would you get a small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth) unstuck from a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana?" There were many hilarious suggestions, to which OP replied things like "I can't risk power tools damaging the interior cylinder." It was pretty obvious to everyone that dude stuck his díck into a mini M&Ms tube, but was referring to it as "the cylinder". And that is why "the cylinder must remain unharmed".
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