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You never know what you’re going to come across online. One moment you’re watching an adorable video of puppies playing with one another, and the next, you’re reading about another tragedy in the news. One surprisingly entertaining corner of the internet, however, is the comments section. Comments on videos, articles, social media, they’ll never let you down. And no one knows that better than the members of the Cursed Comments subreddit.

Below, we’ve gathered some of the most hilarious, eyebrow-raising posts from this community that might leave you speechless, so be sure to upvote your favorites and remember to always read the comments!

#1

Cursed_dish

Cursed_dish

Mr_DrProfPatrick Report

JoJo Anisko
Community Member
3 years ago

Didn't see that coming. 😲

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    #2

    Cursed Improvement

    Cursed Improvement

    Vodka_Master Report

    A_Cat_To_The_Past
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Well I mean they're not wrong (sadly)

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    #3

    Cursed_skycruise

    Cursed_skycruise

    isolated_ritika Report

    IDidntChooseReality
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    What's the worst that could happen??

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    #4

    Cursed Pill

    Cursed Pill

    pvasavage Report

    JoJo Anisko
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Up vote for the restraint.

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    #5

    Cursed_kevin

    Cursed_kevin

    MLK-K-K Report

    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Good reply. Also, Jew is not an insult.

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    #6

    Cursed Ostrich

    Cursed Ostrich

    Frozen_steam Report

    Me
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    oh dear

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    #7

    Cursed_captain Hook

    Cursed_captain Hook

    Memeit99 Report

    JoJo Anisko
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    No offense, but that's Darwin Award stupid.

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    #8

    Cursed Decision

    Cursed Decision

    mr_dopi Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    My mom would beat my a*s if I chose her eye over the money.

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    #9

    Cursed Offer

    Cursed Offer

    aCasualReddittor Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    Once, my sister received a very creepy doll. She kept it for a few days before deciding she couldn't stand it, and threw it out. I grabbed it and over the next week would place it around her room, until I got caught. May have gotten in trouble but it was worth it.

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    #10

    Cursed_ohio Sewer Division

    Cursed_ohio Sewer Division

    Biscuitgravyyy Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I alone am going to ruin the plumbing.

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    #11

    Cursed_organs

    Cursed_organs

    Environmental_Pen120 Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I cut off my arm just to show my other limbs I won't tolerate broken bones.

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    #12

    Cursed_driver

    Cursed_driver

    miaxblack1 Report

    David Martin
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I drive a hearse, and have the same experience; Suspicions have developed in my mind

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    #13

    Cursed Interest

    Cursed Interest

    pi_sqrd Report

    TonyTee
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Oh s**t 😂😅

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    #14

    Cursed_enemy

    Cursed_enemy

    M1ha169 Report

    JoJo Anisko
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    Never gave it any thought, but truth is truth.

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    #15

    Cursed_tinder

    Cursed_tinder

    UrbanPope Report

    Bewarethere@gmail.com
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    It sure is!

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    #16

    Cursed_memory

    Cursed_memory

    Painty_Loomy Report

    Beck
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    My husbands uncle lives with us. He has dementia. All he does is go outside to smoke and refill/pour out his coffee. Rarely drinks it. When he sees his cup he assumes it is old and it is annoying but whatever. The things that gets me is he hides his cigarettes.(he is one of two "crazy uncles" that lived together their whole life, never married, never really had a home until he came and lived with us) anyway he is the only person in the house that smokes. He hides them in his pillow, in his socks, waistband, trees, we have a car that does not run well and he is always digging in its looking for them. I finally locked it a week ago. He did not like that.

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    #17

    Cursed Humans

    Cursed Humans

    Zelexiin Report

    blobby_grrl
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Us blobfishes don't have ANY bones

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    #18

    Cursed MRI

    Cursed MRI

    Vodka_Master Report

    jode Cassen
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Paramedic here. I had a patient once with pica she ate metal as well when I went to pick her up I handed her a gauze for the blood on her mouth ...she ate it

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    #19

    Cursed Makeup

    Cursed Makeup

    akshat_chauhan Report

    Me
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Forget megamind look at his username-

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    #20

    Cursed_bite

    Cursed_bite

    Cyb3rzombi3 Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    This is a post with 5 different app UI's. The infinity gauntlet is almost complete, we have Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, Reddit, Bored Panda, now we just need the sixth.

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    #21

    Cursed_request

    Cursed_request

    RedistLlama Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    It's actually a big problem for Disney. Worst part is, the ashes are usually just swept away and thrown out.

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    #22

    Cursed_adoption

    Cursed_adoption

    Jakenshaken Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Why does "Marine" matter? It'd be the same with anyone else.

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    #23

    Cursed_financial_crash

    Cursed_financial_crash

    purple-lemons Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Once a life time? Try once a decade...

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    #24

    Cursed Vegetables

    Cursed Vegetables

    LukeTheChick Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    If I'm ever in a vegetative state, I want my life support turned off. That'd be hell.

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    #25

    Cursed_donut

    Cursed_donut

    Amrqo Report

    Maggie
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    That's disgustingly funny.

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    #26

    Cursed A**

    Cursed A**

    Diloon123 Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I thought they didn't have dump trucks back then...

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    #27

    Cursed_lifespan

    Cursed_lifespan

    The-Epic-Cyan Report

    Alexandra Davis
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Nick needs serious psychiatric help at this point, his supporters are just as crazy and encourage him. Saw a video where they were talking about him and he asked his supporters if he was fat and the comments were shocking: "skinny is just a concept" "skinny is dangerous, you're healthy" etc It's almost like assisted suicide

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    #28

    Cursed_videotape

    Cursed_videotape

    eco_friendlypaperbag Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    I would... I mean what

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    #29

    Cursed Taken Away

    Cursed Taken Away

    Axalem Report

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Wait... what does Tamiflu have to do with vaccines? And how is a child's death a foreseeable comeuppance for avoiding a drug that is used only for the first two days after exposure? I mean God I hate the false information pumped out by people opposed to traditional vaccines, but this just seems like someone showhorned a tragic event into something it was not. Here's a kicker: Tamiflu is contraindicated for people who have already received vaccines.

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    #30

    Cursed Eating

    Cursed Eating

    Vodka_Master Report

    Will Cable
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Use the royal 'we' and say "WE are nearly done"

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    #31

    Cursed_suprise

    Cursed_suprise

    Large-Alarm747 Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    That's actually very cruel. Please don't do this.

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    #32

    Cursed_school

    Cursed_school

    Sea_Blazes Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Sad that's even a thing.

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    #33

    Cursed_bro

    Cursed_bro

    TouchdownTedd Report

    Me
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I- I’m scared

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    #34

    Cursed_sherlock

    Cursed_sherlock

    Godspeed_7x Report

    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This is actually pretty cute, they could've been a lot meaner

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    #35

    Cursed_vegans

    Cursed_vegans

    TrippyDog2021 Report

    Sebby's Mama
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    I'm vegan and I hate people like this! No one is going to stop consuming milk/eggs/meat just because someone is blocking them. You can't force someone to change their diets simply because you don't approve. All these people are doing is feeding the ongoing stereotypes that vegans are insane. Very similar to religious nutters who think they can scare you into believing in God, so you don't go to hell 🙄

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    #36

    Cursed_hamster

    Cursed_hamster

    Delicious-Army-5078 Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I recently read a reddit thread about hamster deaths and I have never laughed harder in my life

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    #37

    Cursed_hamster

    Cursed_hamster

    Rocky_24869 Report

    Me
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    wait what

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    #38

    Cursed_group

    Cursed_group

    SAinzv Report

    IDidntChooseReality
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I was playing a game where you control different nations and I chose Germany then someone playing Japan joined and I sent an ally request, my message was "let's get the old gang back together"

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    #39

    Cursed_skill

    Cursed_skill

    highnoon1337 Report

    IDidntChooseReality
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    No you gotta use it to cover up the other stuff

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    #40

    Cursed Called Of Duty

    Cursed Called Of Duty

    tennisballop Report

    IDidntChooseReality
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Step outside.

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    #41

    Cursed Spiderman

    Cursed Spiderman

    derpzzzzzz Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    You fools, that's how you turn into Black Widow, not Spider-Man.

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    #42

    Cursed Pizza Hut

    Cursed Pizza Hut

    vinayThakur_ Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    For y'all that don't get it, Pizza Hut's slogan is, "No one out pizza's the hut.". Joshua out pizzaed the hut.

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    #43

    Cursed_ma'am

    Cursed_ma'am

    StormShadow250 Report

    Full of Giggles
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Remember ladies, make sure your flamethrower and vibrator are different colors.

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    #44

    Cursed_organs

    Cursed_organs

    L0fla Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Thighs >>>

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    #45

    Cursed_artdegree

    Cursed_artdegree

    reddit.com Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    The amount of people that are supporting Kanye is disgusting.

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    #46

    Cursed_kirby

    Cursed_kirby

    E_ternalEclipse Report

    Passerby
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Well, maybe that is her happiness. Vore does exist, you know...

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    #47

    Cursed_blood_donation_(Literally)

    Cursed_blood_donation_(Literally)

    a_tired_developer_69 Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    The gym teacher was found guilty of sexual assault, ages 7 - 11.

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    #48

    Cursed_dating

    Cursed_dating

    whatcolorisurbugati Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Keemstar is an absolute f*****g moron

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    #49

    Cursed_fridge

    Cursed_fridge

    E_ternalEclipse Report

    IDidntChooseReality
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Only 2? Loser

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