Food is a pretty subjective notion, we all have cultural biases, different eating habits, dietary restrictions, and just plain old personal taste. But there are some culinary concoctions that manage to really unite us all in bone-chilling horror.
These dishes could even be considered “cursed” in the parlance of our time, and the “Cursed Food” Facebook gathers the best (or worst) examples out there. So get comfortable, make sure your stomach is at ease, and scroll through. Be sure to upvote the best submissions and comment if you see some you disagree with or just add your own cooking horror stories.
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I call BS. I have never seen a Full English look like that. No eggs, bacon, mushrooms, tomato or black pudding. It would never have a baguette, would be toast or fried bread.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't get me started on nipple butter (hint: it is not a condiment).
The Leaning Pasta of Pisa
I've never seen the trunk of the spaghetti tree without its bark on....
cooking on prnhub? i don't think so. ugh reminds of that one post where that guy said that he wanted to take the eggs out of a women and then cook them in a omelette. *pukes*
Here we go again with big brands trying to make more money than they already have 🙄 I only paid $1.99 for my Kroger Microplastic and it tasted just the same as the $5.99 McCormick Microplastic!
Ha, reminds me of the time I made someone a red velvet cheesecake. It came out awesome, except it was multiple layers annnd I left the parchment paper in between two of 'em. (It was fairly easy to pull out, and this was a reasonably close friend, so it wasn't a big deal, mostly just hilarious.)
"My lungs feel funny"
AHAJHAJHAJHAJHAJHAJHAJHAJAGHAAHGAHGAHGAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
It says "gently", so in that case I don't think you want to know.
Load More Replies...Fascinating. Now, let me back away from this whole list to what I deem a safe distance
I washed 'em off after they rolled off the grill and them popped 'em right i to the fridge so as long as you eat'em before Sunday, you are good to go!!!!
Considering that it is placed in front of a liquor store, you can imagine.
perhaps spotted on the post about p**n hub? Edit: I wrote P**N not THAT... why censor
god. imagine if you're in a white shirt at a uber fancy restaurant and then-
I'm from the UK and have never heard of this! Please don't believe these lies!!!
I can’t even tell what I’m looking at. Plain pasta? Pinkie mice? The pieces of dumpling dough left over in the pot after you boil up a batch of em? Bits of that thick skin you peel off of your heel? Fetal hamsters?
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wellll, it's better than dyeing a WHOLE F***ING WATERFALL isn't it?
Even thought half of these people are joking I'm still gonna find their location
I really believe half of these were fake/jokes/trolling - do you actually see the people picking the digusting item up and using them in cooking and then eating it? A few were brainfarts (like the melted cutting board), I don't think those belong on here either. Bad cooking..yes.
People don’t know a joke when they see it and take these things seriously.
Load More Replies...Ok, vote, what's worse, lizard jerky, pornhub eggs, or toilet mushrooms?
It's a tie between lizard jerky and toilet mushrooms
Load More Replies...I'm currently having a stomach upset, I should not have opened this post 🤢
I found your forum very informative. Thanks for sharing. I absolutely loved your ideas.
Even thought half of these people are joking I'm still gonna find their location
I really believe half of these were fake/jokes/trolling - do you actually see the people picking the digusting item up and using them in cooking and then eating it? A few were brainfarts (like the melted cutting board), I don't think those belong on here either. Bad cooking..yes.
People don’t know a joke when they see it and take these things seriously.
Load More Replies...Ok, vote, what's worse, lizard jerky, pornhub eggs, or toilet mushrooms?
It's a tie between lizard jerky and toilet mushrooms
Load More Replies...I'm currently having a stomach upset, I should not have opened this post 🤢
I found your forum very informative. Thanks for sharing. I absolutely loved your ideas.
