While there was quite a buzz going around a while back about a study that seemed to find that people who use curse regularly are more intelligent, it is not as simple as that and unfortunately no such correlation exists.

However thanks to TV, the internet and, as some people might say, the general breakdown of civilized society, profanities are now more acceptable in everyday speech than ever. To the point that now, even the humble oven mitt cannot escape from obscenity! These mitts are a must for the sassy cook with attitude, and if you’ve got kids around the place, who you would prefer to keep sheltered from the harsh realities of modern life (they will learn them all anyway), there are slightly watered-down versions available too.

So if you are proficient at profanity, curse creatively, excel at expletives and swear with a smile, check out these oven mitts below. They just might be for you!

Editor's note: the oven mitts actually do not have censorship on them, we added the punctuation marks with Photoshop ourselves!

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Crazy Cow Lady 9 months ago

I have this one lol

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Shruti Naik 9 months ago

Next time someone argues with me, I'll just walk into the kitchen, put this on and hold up my hand to their faces!

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Crazy Cow Lady 9 months ago

I have this one too

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Mixedupste 9 months ago

I need this for when I do my summer BBQ's!!!

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Pixel Cat 9 months ago

I have this one!

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MagicalUnicorn 9 months ago

i need this.

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Mixedupste 9 months ago

I need this for when I do my summer BBQ's!!! then it rains!

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Shruti Naik 9 months ago

It fucking is!

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David cedermark 9 months ago

This doesn’t seem very inappropriate

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Jenn 9 months ago

best one

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