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While there was quite a buzz going around a while back about a study that seemed to find that people who use curse regularly are more intelligent, it is not as simple as that and unfortunately no such correlation exists.

However thanks to TV, the internet and, as some people might say, the general breakdown of civilized society, profanities are now more acceptable in everyday speech than ever. To the point that now, even the humble oven mitt cannot escape from obscenity! These mitts are a must for the sassy cook with attitude, and if you’ve got kids around the place, who you would prefer to keep sheltered from the harsh realities of modern life (they will learn them all anyway), there are slightly watered-down versions available too.

So if you are proficient at profanity, curse creatively, excel at expletives and swear with a smile, check out these oven mitts below. They just might be for you!

Editor's note: the oven mitts actually do not have censorship on them, we added the punctuation marks with Photoshop ourselves!

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Crazy Cow Lady
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8 years ago

I have this one lol

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    Shruti Naik
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    8 years ago

    Next time someone argues with me, I'll just walk into the kitchen, put this on and hold up my hand to their faces!

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    Crazy Cow Lady
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    8 years ago

    I have this one too

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    Mixedupste
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    8 years ago

    I need this for when I do my summer BBQ's!!!

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    Pixel Cat
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    8 years ago

    I have this one!

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    MagicalUnicorn
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    8 years ago

    i need this.

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    Mixedupste
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    8 years ago

    I need this for when I do my summer BBQ's!!! then it rains!

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    Shruti Naik
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    8 years ago

    It f*****g is!

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    David cedermark
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    8 years ago

    This doesn’t seem very inappropriate

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    Jenn
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    8 years ago

    best one

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    Terror from Beyond Space
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    8 years ago

    Eating out tonight?

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    Black Dahlia
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    8 years ago

    That is quite an ample bootay.

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