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Putting yourself out there, digitally, means making an account on an app of your choice. Common sense dictates that this is where you put your best foot forward. Common sense, as it turns out, isn’t necessarily that common.

The “Dating profiles that make you cringe” Facebook page is dedicated to exactly that, profiles that any sane person would swipe left on. So get comfortable (you’ll need it) as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your experiences in the comments section below.

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#1

Oh Ok. LOL

A screenshot of a hostile bio from a man named Jason, illustrating bad dating profiles found on online apps.

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Silversong
Community Member
2 days ago

Still wasting money for an account so he can insult wem who wouldn't even talk to him

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    #2

    You Didn't Have To Add The Last Part, Mark. We Figured It Out

    Screenshot of a bad dating profile for Mark, 37, expressing unusual demands about getting a partner pregnant.

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    LSD
    Community Member
    2 days ago

    🤢

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    #3

    Uhhhhhh???????? Wat Paired With A Photo Of A Young Female That Was Not Blurred Or Edited. Yikes On Bikes

    Screenshot showing a bad dating profile with controversial likes and dislikes.

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    Serena Myers
    Community Member
    2 days ago

    Sounds like a real catch! /s

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    #4

    Tell Me No More...

    A person with goth style makeup shown in bad dating profiles.

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    Blithe Spirit
    Community Member
    2 days ago

    Temu Robert Smith

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    #5

    Well

    Social media post on Spiritual Dating showing a selfie and text listing strict preferences on a bad dating profile.

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    Silversong
    Community Member
    2 days ago

    Artistic sensibility-ie wants pics of you sans clothes

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    #6

    Choose 3 Different Words Jesus

    Screenshot of a bad dating profile photo featuring a man sleeping next to a dog.

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    LSD
    Community Member
    2 days ago

    I appreciate the honesty. BLOCK

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    #7

    What Can We Say About This One?

    A close-up selfie of a man named Charlie on a bad dating profile with funny bios about milk steak and ghouls.

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    WaxyJo
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 days ago

    Only The Waitress need apply.

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    #8

    This One’s My Favorite!

    A portrait of a man named Eddie featured on a comically bad dating profile asking to hook up casually.

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    Space Invader
    Community Member
    2 days ago

    If a fool and a wise man meet it is always the wise man who learns something. - Zen saying

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    #9

    What In The Winnie The Pooh…

    A mirror selfie of a 58-year-old man named Geno without pants on a bad dating profile interface.

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    MeowZedong
    Community Member
    2 days ago

    Winnie the Pooh wore it better.

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    #10

    The Fact He Said "Reading Is Fundamental" Then Almost Gave Me A Stroke Trying To Read This

    A man wearing a floral shirt featured in bad dating profiles example.

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    Jo Firth
    Community Member
    2 days ago

    Huh?

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    #11

    ……oh

    A screenshot of a strange dating profile prompt about visiting a pumpkin patch.

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    Silversong
    Community Member
    2 days ago

    Weird way to say kiss me in the pumpkin patch

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    #12

    Yikes. In A Chinese Dating Group

    A close-up selfie of a man featured on a comically bad dating profile posting long, unusual demands for a partner.

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    Jo Firth
    Community Member
    2 days ago

    Hope he speaks English better than he writes it.

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    #13

    Well.....i Guess There's Fiction And Non Fiction, But I Wouldn't Really Say They're Genres....oh Wait....

    A 60-year-old man named Kieran sitting in a train cab featured on a bad dating profile with opinionated bio text.

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    Nicky
    Community Member
    2 days ago

    Two genres - fiction and non-fiction?

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    #14

    Honestly, I'm Kind Of Mad I Just Took Out A Line Of Credit To Get My Dental Work Done When Enrique Could've Helped Me For Free!

    Screenshot of a bad dating profile with unusual messages about playing dentist.

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    Silversong
    Community Member
    2 days ago

    I can only imagine you have nefarious plans for my teeth

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    #15

    I Finally Got One

    Screenshot of bad dating profile text with absurd dealbreakers and health demands.

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    Nik O
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 days ago (edited)

    What the fermenting mycoplasma did I just read?

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    #16

    This Is Just…

    Screenshot of a bad dating profile photo showing a man headstanding on a toilet seat.

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    Anne Jones
    Community Member
    1 day ago

    Could be he’s got a weird sense of humour?

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    #17

    There Is Misrepresenting Your Age And Then

    A woman with her face scribbled out on bad dating profiles.

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    Silversong
    Community Member
    2 days ago (edited)

    Ttlook awhile to spot the admittal of age

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    #18

    Ah Yes, The Intro Of Christ Followers

    A text bio listing salary and demands on bad dating profiles.

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    Silversong
    Community Member
    2 days ago

    Dude gives women who've never met him the ick

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    #19

    Idk What To Say On This One!!!!

    A bizarre and bad dating profile photo featuring an adult wearing a bib and diaper while holding a baby bottle.

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    Silversong
    Community Member
    2 days ago

    I've never heard of a woman being into baby play

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    #20

    He's 46, Yet Still Interested In College Age Girls

    A bad dating profile bio displaying conflicting location details and specific student requirements

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    NapQueen
    Community Member
    1 day ago

    What's his location again? Don't think he mentioned it enough.

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    #21

    I’m Sure There Will Be An Influx Of People Defending This Guy’s Choice To Be Super Negative While Saying Virtually Nothing About Himself

    A screenshot of a bad dating profile bio complaining about social media and selfie-taking users.

    I guess if you like to complain and moan about how much you hate certain people (most likely his ex)… swipe right?

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    Kristiina Männiste
    Community Member
    1 day ago

    He is kinda bad at running away, because here he effing is! Also good luck finding a person who has not done "things". I mean existing is a "thing" for once.

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    #22

    All Ex Boyfriends Will Be Quivering In Their Boots

    A man holding a large fish in a photo on a bad dating profile with a demanding bio section

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    Silversong
    Community Member
    2 days ago

    Had this man ever heard of a comma?

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    #23

    This Guy Liked Me, From Canada And Not Only Did His Bio Put Me Off With The Whole "If I Don't Reply I'm More Than Likely Playing Fornite Or Sleeping" But Definitely Didn't Align Politically

    Dating app screenshot with political bio text on bad dating profiles

    And he wore the same hat in multiple pictures and had the same expression which is what I can only describe as someone who's been pushing a log out for too long and their face got stuck like that

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    Elladine DesIsles
    Community Member
    2 days ago (edited)

    Yeah, there are MAGA-tyoe idiots here in Canada too. Although his Twitter profile (it isn't exactly difficult to read under the Xs) puts him in California. Canadian by birth, perhaps, but stupid by choice.

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    #24

    What In The A.I. Is Going On Here?

    AI-generated profile image of a young man featured on bad dating profiles

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    Zatetic
    Community Member
    1 day ago

    I do not recommend looking up at the sky while hiking

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    #25

    He's a real prize

    A bad dating profile bio listing a series of strict and demanding expectations for matches.

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    Space Invader
    Community Member
    2 days ago

    And now you will place the lotion in the basket!

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    #26

    Anyone Up For A Game?! Guess The Creeps Code And Decode Their Profile!

    Blurry selfie with chaotic text on bad dating profiles

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    detective miller's hat
    Community Member
    1 day ago

    ....is this supposed to be language?

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    #27

    Ew

    A bad dating profile screenshot where a married man describes looking for a discreet relationship.

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    Silversong
    Community Member
    1 day ago

    If you're a respectful married gentleman why don't you show that respect to your wife?

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    #28

    I Bet He Loves To Call Women Gold Diggers Too But He's Flaunting About Money And Success And Probably Wants To Go Dutch And 50/50

    A bad dating profile bio listing exaggerated claims of wealth and future inheritance circled in red

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    sfgothgirl
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 day ago

    He waiting on that Nigerian Prince money! Things are looking up!

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    #29

    I Don't Understand. Why Would He Think This Picture Would Attract Women. I Suppose He Thought He Was Being Cute?

    A humorous photo of a man posing with capybaras on his dating profile, showing a funny bad dating profile idea.

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    LSD
    Community Member
    2 days ago (edited)

    It’s a quirky conversation starter, but I don’t think it deserves to be in this list.

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    #30

    Then Why Are You Here My Guy? And He Wonders Why Dating Sites Don't Work For Him

    A bad dating profile screenshot featuring a ranting bio about wanting a serious relationship.

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    Earonn -
    Community Member
    18 hours ago

    "Being in the friendzone" - having to be nice to a woman without getting se.x out of it.

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    #31

    Frank, 78: Swiping On 38 Year Old Women. I Mean, If The Beard Offers Doesn't Seal The Deal, At Least He Still Has His Stamina...

    Text-heavy bio from an older man on bad dating profiles

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    Awkward lady
    Community Member
    1 day ago

    4058 miles away? Too close!

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    #32

    Save Some For The Rest Of Us, Patrick

    Screenshot of a bad dating profile bio expressing negativity about messaging on online dating apps

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    TheWickedOne
    Community Member
    1 day ago

    He ain't lying tho, lol.

    #33

    Unsure What The Vision Was Here... The Christmas Lights??!! And Why Is He Strangling Himself With Them???

    A bad dating profile displaying photos of a man wearing a Jason Vorhees mask wrapped in fairy lights.

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    Crystal M
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 day ago

    Ooh edgy/s

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    #34

    Uhm. Just Here For The Plot? How About A Plot Twist

    A bad dating profile showing a selfie of a man dressed as Darth Vader holding a smartphone.

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    Jedi Panda
    Community Member
    1 day ago

    I think this is the only actually good one I've seen

    #35

    Woah, Easy Ladies! One At A- Two At A Time, Please

    A low-angle selfie of a man with a blunt bio reading looking to get layed, an example of a bad dating profile.

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    Kathrin Pukowsky
    Community Member
    1 day ago

    This doesn't belong here. He may not be an Adonis. He may not get many replies. But it's not like only young hot people can get laid. It's honest and straightforward and I think that doesn't deserve cringe.

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    #36

    The Way I Almost Dropped This Phone While Swiping Yeah, You Definitely "Got It Done" By Scaring The Soul Out Of Me

    Screenshot showing an extreme closeup of a human eye on bad dating profiles

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    22 hours ago

    What does Jacob get done? Taking over Gondor?

    #37

    Well… That’s An Interesting Way Of Putting It

    Screenshot of a bad dating profile bio reading, If interested let me land in your web.

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    #38

    SMH

    A black truck picture used as a bad dating profile photo.

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    Carrie Westendorf
    Community Member
    2 days ago

    What am I not seeing? Why is this one bad?

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    #39

    I officially give up

    A bad dating profile screenshot showing a couple looking for a third member with a Halloween theme

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    Eggwodd
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 day ago

    Thumbs up for her Tshirt.

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    #40

    What Is A Highway Therapist And I Think He Needs A Therapist If He Really Thinks The Joker And Harley Had A Wonderful Relationship. Do People Really Forget The Fact The Joker Was Toxic

    Screenshot of a bad dating profile with a sign reading, If you not trying to get married leave me alone.

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    Harper
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 day ago

    Harley Quinn was the Joker's psychiatrist, so he wants to brainwash a doctor into submission?

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