“Criminal Tweets”: 40 Posts By This Twitter Page That Shouldn’t Be As Hilarious As They Are

I would fight and die for Marvin.

you just broke every law five-year-old me had ever known

L M A O

poor cats

oh my- AAAA FIVE MILES

You can tell this is a fake tweet, 4 Million likes, and The Dude's reply got 480k likes in 4 seconds. Anyways still pretty funny.

All Bears Matter

I hate the image/sensation I got reading this.

This is Wolverine. She/He cheated on Wolverine.

My ex husband told me about the time his parents brought the ashes of their deceased dog home. The dog was very old and died of natural causes. While his parents were out, my ex took the little tin and tied a string around it. He then tugged on the string and said "come on Bowser, roll over." Then when the tin fell on its side he said "play dead....good boy!". His teenage sister could not stop laughing.

Is it bad that i snort laughed at this

Plot Twist

Hmm... I'm not sure if this is evil... or just good business strategy. XD

They're beneath you now

This tweet came from a parody account. Just mentioning that for context.

NGL, this made me laugh 😂

Et vive la France !

well i mean it's always important to stretch

Oh, so you’re the one who thought my dad’s driving licence I was returning due to his death was an Amazon gift card and also threw away the sodding log book for the car? That’s £25 you owe me.

Now Tucker Carlson will claim that M&Ms are "grooming cannibals".

Who's Broken and Rusted beyond recognition?

Sacrifices have to be made for Roasted Marshmallows

But why?

You always gotta be blasting music with headphones when you are going though all the speed bumps in the school zone

Use the will from your Grandmother to buy YOUTUBE PREMIUM!! It offers an ad-free experience when you watch videos!

This was my only thought when i was watching it

I really want to know if this is true, please?

talk about a sore loser

Not all heroes wear capes lol

D-I-D-Y-O-U R-E-M-E-M-B-E-R-T-O-D-O-T-H-E-L-A-U-N-D-R-Y-?

We shouldn't have to use third party software.

Actually you have to show a receipt you don’t just say Uber eats

You burn down the house.

It's called a hustle

I would be in the ER a lot because I wouldn't be able to stop hugging my koffing ♡

This is a no on so many levels

Don't worry, they just want some drugs.

ask the police, they know how to solve this.

Chicken Fried Ice

except that part where the po-po kick your posterior.

Under Cover

well whoever is friends with juicegawdin now knows to not invite him.

that is cruel

Plot twist: she doesn't actually have Alzheimer's, it's a clever ruse to see who deserves her fortune and who gets written out.