Business names are a face to the world. A careless spelling error is a ketchup stain on your collar; typeface kerning that changes a phrase's meaning is like buttoning your shirt wrong. Also, a bland name like 'The Okayest Bar,' 'This Is Where You Buy Food' or 'We Make You Hair Shorter' is not going to cut it in these days' consumerist environment, where small businesses have to go beyond the limits of creativity to get noticed. So sometimes, you just have to wear a bowtie and a clown-nose, as these hilarious and unusual names of stores and shops prove!

Some people will claim that these funny shop names are a mistake. Nay! They are examples of the wittiest wits that the internet and business world has to offer as to creative names. Which one is the funniest? Vote below for the best puns, or if you have any photos of punny store signage, share them with the rest of us!

#1

Bread Pitt

Bread Pitt

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#2

Windows On 14th Street

Windows On 14th Street

Elvert Barnes Report

#3

Marketing 10/10

Marketing 10/10

kgpkalandura Report

#4

Life Of Pie

Life Of Pie

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#5

The Little Restaurant That Never Grew Up

The Little Restaurant That Never Grew Up

Punny Business Report

AnnullaSama
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Despite the previous comment, this restaurant isn't in Greece; it is located in Queens, NY, and their food is very good.

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#6

Harry Potter's Favorite Place In Town

Harry Potter's Favorite Place In Town

punny business Report

#7

Fish And Chips Restaurant In England

Fish And Chips Restaurant In England

Eddie Keogh Report

Adelina CG
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I visited one with the exact same name,in Turkey last year

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#8

From Rock Music To Ironing

From Rock Music To Ironing

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#9

Where We're Going We Don't Need Rhododendrons

Where We're Going We Don't Need Rhododendrons

Punny Business Report

#10

Tequila Mockingbird

Tequila Mockingbird

BusinessPunny Report

#11

Quite A Dangerous One This, When You’re Line Of Work Most Likely Entails Dressing Up Mutton

Quite A Dangerous One This, When You’re Line Of Work Most Likely Entails Dressing Up Mutton

thepunningman Report

#12

Brace Yourselves

Brace Yourselves

zomato.com Report

#13

I'll Have Mine Lightly Battered Please

I'll Have Mine Lightly Battered Please

Punny Business Report

#14

They Tried To Make Me Go To Rehab But I Said No No No

They Tried To Make Me Go To Rehab But I Said No No No

Punny Business Report

#15

A Now Closed Down Florist In Huntington, York

A Now Closed Down Florist In Huntington, York

Matthew King Report

#17

I Would Like To Order Stairway To Leaven, Please

I Would Like To Order Stairway To Leaven, Please

roadtrippers.com Report

Jorell00
Community Member
1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The shop name is genius, but the title is on another level

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#19

Seven Sea Of Riata

Seven Sea Of Riata

Punny Business Report

AccioQueenFans
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

UGH. I hate it when they spell his first name wrong. It annoys me so much.

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#20

Welcome On Board!

Welcome On Board!

Rachel and Hug Report

Fly_Agaric_Frog 🇺🇦
Community Member
1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Welcome to British Hairways where we take your safety into consideration!"

#21

Denim Store

Denim Store

Emily Report

#22

This Barber In Truro Has The Force On His Side

This Barber In Truro Has The Force On His Side

Punny Business Report

#23

Looks Like Obama Got Into Fast-food

Looks Like Obama Got Into Fast-food

Astralnugget Report

#25

Dolce & Banana

Dolce & Banana

Jose Lopez Report

JohnDoe
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Meanwhile in a world dominated by Minions...

#26

Absolutely Phobulous

Absolutely Phobulous

Google Maps Report

#27

By The Way, Do You Feel Like Eating Ice Cream At The Buy The Way?

By The Way, Do You Feel Like Eating Ice Cream At The Buy The Way?

The Daily Kimchi Report

#28

He Was A Skater Boi, She Said See You Later I'm Off To Try To Break Dfs's Market Dominance

He Was A Skater Boi, She Said See You Later I'm Off To Try To Break Dfs's Market Dominance

Punny Business Report

I Am, In Fact, That Weirdo
Community Member
1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

🎶HE WAS A SKATER BOI, SHE SAID ‘SEE YOU LATER BOI’, HE WASN’T GOOD ENOUGH FOR HEEER…🎶

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#30

What About Some

What About Some

thepunningman Report

#32

Found In Godalming

Found In Godalming

Andrew Jackson Report

lydiasaur
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hairosmith - aerosmith im liking the band names

#33

Planet Of Grapes

Planet Of Grapes

Funny Name Report

#35

That Is A Place That Sells Spanish Doors

That Is A Place That Sells Spanish Doors

Campbell Report

Dav Carro-Ripalda
Community Member
2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is there such a thing as spanish doors? First time hearing the diferentiation from world wide doors...

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#36

I Hope Your All Spending Valentine's Day With Your...

I Hope Your All Spending Valentine's Day With Your...

Punny Business Report

#37

For The Shave Of Your Life

For The Shave Of Your Life

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lydiasaur
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i live in america but i thought i saw a picture of a 'jack the chipper' in britain

#38

Just Spotted Darth Vader's New Venture

Just Spotted Darth Vader's New Venture

Punny Business Report

#39

Take It Easy And Go To The Tech It Easy

Take It Easy And Go To The Tech It Easy

Dave Report

#40

Dinner Dinner, Dinner Dinner, Dinner Dinner, Dinner Dinner

Dinner Dinner, Dinner Dinner, Dinner Dinner, Dinner Dinner

Punny Business Report

#41

Master Beef

Master Beef

Gagventures Report

indi lee
Community Member
1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

POV: you use your master card and the server is just like ??😑🤔???

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#43

It Certainly Wood

It Certainly Wood

thepunningman Report

JeanedouardGustave
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wouldn't it be lovely if we could spend all our lives looking those?? Loll

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#45

They've Been In Stiff Competition With Their Rivals Mattple

They've Been In Stiff Competition With Their Rivals Mattple

Captain_Starmada Report

#47

That’s Not Poor. Simple, Yes. But It’s Complete

That’s Not Poor. Simple, Yes. But It’s Complete

Ben Report

#49

A New Donut Shop Opened Up In Town. My Friend Didn't Get Their Name At First

A New Donut Shop Opened Up In Town. My Friend Didn't Get Their Name At First

zahnza Report

#50

Das Wok

Das Wok

Punny Business Report

See Also on Bored Panda
#52

Pour Boy

Pour Boy

Google Maps Report

#53

Even The Glitterati Of Monaco Like A Bit Of Punny Business

Even The Glitterati Of Monaco Like A Bit Of Punny Business

FactBoyTim Report

Tom Wagner
Community Member
3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

With all of those customers, they'll have to rope off the entrance and admit only small parties at a time. Maybe they should drop the "ass" from their burgers.

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#54

A No Strings Attached Pun

A No Strings Attached Pun

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#56

Cash22

Cash22

digitalfurball Report

Redwood Rebelgirl
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Credit & finance joints ARE a catch 22. It fits.

#59

For Great Expectations

For Great Expectations