Twitter Is Cracking Up At Hilariously Accurate Posts About Costco, Here Are 30 Of The Best

Laughed pretty hard at this one.

Costco?! Estate sale?!! Tacos?!!! Where have you been all my life?!!!!

And drink!

I got a great deal on a DUI.

"Please, calm down sir. Why do you think I need the Xanax?"

We call it amuse bouche Sunday. As is: "Aisle 17, Amuse Bouche." Or "Check out the Amuse Bouche on 45."

Understandable, some things are just too amazing

Now, THAT'S what the US Constitution's 2nd Amendment SHOULD be.

Post credits scenes are people clapping, superman retiring, supervillains leaving the city, the world found its peace again

They shouldn't, Costco make a loss on their hotdogs and the rotisserie chickens amongst other things.

And it's always difficult finding a place to store a refrigerator sized box of cereal

It could have had been $609

That would be Sol Price who founded Price Club, and some former employees founded Costco as a copy, and then later bought up Price Club.

I jumped straight to the excitement part, but in my case was a place that sells brazilian empadas

Clever :P

Who knew God had a Costco membership.

I admire your restraint.

I just found out that I want a blanket shaped like a shark.

What's the deal with the marker?

"You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."

"It will be there". "The bakery has no phone." Lucy, you've just to believe, and it will be all right!

That's not a bird sweetie, it's a bat.

Costco exists in Canada too, you know

Dysons will do that.

I swear (too much at times---sorry) but I looked at that picture for a good five minutes looking for him.

Or a coffin and life insurance, all while eating a $1.50 hot dog the size of your leg.

Forget adulthood, buy legos

Heavy British confusion here, thought we were talking about Iceland the shop not the country, was wondering why people would show off pictures of that!

Is costco that kind of store where you can find literally anything?

I think we're moving a little fast, maybe we should start with a Sam's Club membership first.

You wait a whole 3-5 minutes?!

But seriously, this is half the reason I want a boyfriend. Someone to walk the aisles of Costco with. 💕

we now need a costco drive thru.

And I had the sample of chicken cordon bleu paired with a lovely 80 pack of toilet paper.

When a Chick-fil-A opened across the parking lot from the Costco in Marlboro, NJ, there was just nothing to be done for a while. The traffic was bleeding onto the highway

I think you mean "clothes drying rack".

They. Have. POCKETS!

OH NO THEY ARE EXPIRED NOW HOPE U FINISHED IT

Gaaaah! My husband leaves the shopping cart in the middle of an aisle while he's looking for something.

Yes!!!!

It makes sense if you know what I mean

i’m cold just thinking about it

As good a moment as any.

You should have your membership revoked.

In one family sized box.

Believe me, the employees giving the samples don't care how many times you go back for more

When they are out of rotisserie chickens

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...they're baaaaack!

Or the pantry, or the cupboards, or..

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You took a shopping cart in with you, didn't you?

Yemmy every time

Clearly WAY before 2020.

tease..

No, but I can get you a great deal on an assortment of 47 condiment packs from my glove compartment.

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Are you too lazy to get there early ?

Yes. A VERY exclusive restaurant.

Wipes are not flushable!!!

But how many mattresses?

It's more sanitary than licking it clean.

If you get a free sample big enough, you probably could ride it...

Like the dollar store?

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Pony up the money, or forget it. Ain't nothing free.

Def for the hot tubs, cereal, and milk

Yep def burrito over space mountain