40 Of The Funniest Coronavirus Jokes To Lift Up Your Spirits During Self-Isolation (New Pics)
The number of those infected by the coronavirus has surpassed 339k, but people aren’t giving up hope that we can defeat Covid-19, suppress its spread, and protect millions of lives. One of the weapons in this fight is humor because it makes us laugh and helps us forget our worries and recharges our batteries.
You’re probably working from home or are in self-isolation, dear Pandas. So we here at Bored Panda have collected some of the funniest coronavirus jokes to put smiles on your faces and to help you see the silver lining in this nasty situation. From toilet paper and hand sanitizer to self-isolation and social distancing, nothing is safe from being poked and prodded by internet comedians.
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Both talented people, I can't even draw a stick figure without a broken leg
Get with Karen, she's negotiating it.______________ Update: As funny as it's been to laugh at Laura here, I want everyone to take a second to realize that the exact same thing has been said by Gary Cohn, who was until this month economic advisor to the president. "Is it time to start discussing the need for a date when the economy can turn back on? Policymakers have taken bold public health & economic actions to address the #coronavirus, but businesses need clarity. Otherwise they will assume the worst and make decisions to survive."______ https://twitter.com/Gary_D_Cohn/status/1241706009053331459
Haha yes. Entire winter of rain and storms. Now: sunny (though colder than most of the winter...)
LOL... they better stay inside because they'll get mugged the second any sees them outdoors.
We should call ourselves something really arrogant, like "the greatest generation" or something. XD
Li ce is the worst. !. When my boys got it when they were younger I just shaved their heads.
Imagine being on the International Space Station and not knowing if there'll be anyone alive down here to get them back... or to get back to.
Awesome! I want to go exploring for lost stuff in my own home!! I'm serious.
Upside of the pandemic: A new type of visit with my in-laws I can really get on board with
Do you see any hidden cupboards with long list toilet paper like that one guy?
This would make my day if I saw this in the grocery store.
Brother got this as tip doing DoorDash
It was Dwight! And that's why he bought the hazmat suit!And he lives on a farm! Omg
My 68 y/o dad has quarantine “safe box”. He won’t give my mom the combination.
If you are in a co-op game, get ready to be called things you never heard existed when you get 'rekt' and fail your team.
OMG so it's not just me geting the sudden desire to go outside and socialise face to face when I used to live in my bedroom.
unfortunately people have to do this because there are so many people needing assistance and because nobody is even trying to slow down the spread they need all the doctors they can get
Reminder: Frisk your relatives before they leave your house.. they might be stealing toilet paper...
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On the contrary, I actually feel less stressed because o this. The other day I woke up to a day with literally no expectations. I had NOTHING I was required to do. I didn't have to clean my room, do laundry, nothing. This revelation was beautiful and I obviously spent my entire day building a fairy garden in my backyard.
You should have heard my housemate scream when he realized they'd cancelled Wrestlemania.
Police: "You are under arrest for robbery!" Cat: "What did I steal?" Everyone: "My heart..."
Once upon a time, there was a pandemic... And just like that every person self diagnosed with gluten intolerance was cured
I don't know why people complain that there is nothing to do. I've spent the day stock piling.
(revealing my ignorance) what are those? They look like bouillon cubes.
Hope he turns out OK - didn't he have part of a lung removed when he was younger?
Good that people haven't lost their sense of humor. I work from home for a living. So I've been doing my part since 1990.
Today begins week #2 of trying to homeschool my 5 year old while also entertaining my 2 year old and being a prison warden to our stock pile of snacks. If I'm not sitting in a corner rocking back and forth and drooling on myself by this time next month, I'll be shocked. 🙃🤪🤯
LOL, shoes. I haven't worn undies since last week.
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Today begins week #2 of trying to homeschool my 5 year old while also entertaining my 2 year old and being a prison warden to our stock pile of snacks. If I'm not sitting in a corner rocking back and forth and drooling on myself by this time next month, I'll be shocked. 🙃🤪🤯
LOL, shoes. I haven't worn undies since last week.
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